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  • have you guys lost many viewers? I stopped waching when you stopped tubing.

  • dove tail lol

  • is it just me or does the graphics for assassin's creed II look even worst than it's predecessor?

  • yea its only you...

  • LETS GO FLAMEWAR LETS GO

    YAH YAH YAH!

  • I subbed cos of @DarksydePhil, go check him out on YouTube!!!

  • i want a BOOK! :O

  • Rap sucks btw.. :)

  • where's the love people!

  • Comment removed

  • Fags.....

  • DoveTail

  • I'm Destin aaaaaand... THIS, is Hard News.

  • lol dove tail is a type of joint which fits 2geva perfectly

  • why dont you guys stfu seriously its sad to see how people are today such dumbasses and easily angered lol its funny but sad

  • Why must everyone one of these videos that mention Halo spark a flame war? Sheesh, it's sad.

    Anyways, can't wait to pick up the novelization of Assassin's Creed when it hits, and Creed 2 looks pretty sweet.

  • maybe in assasin's creed 2 you'll still be able to do all that crazy shit...like jump off buildings and not be able to swim...yea about that...

  • That Assassins creed shirt looks bad ass....

    N so did that pumpkin

    lol

  • the Kane and Lynch viral vid made me lol

  • any 1 who does any of that assassins creed stuf has not life

  • Alright, another bunch of sequals! Halo, make me feel tough and trigger happy, Assassin's Creed to make me feel Mysterious and dangerous, and Kane and Lynch to make me feel tough. What a bunch of crap.

  • Halo has 4 games in the series.

    Final Fantasy has over 30.

    How is Microsoft milking a great franchise after only 4 fucking games?

  • The Final Fantasy is 22 years old. With 13 games in the main series.

    I won't be surprised if at the age of 22 Halo reaches 25-30 game mark.

  • well the final fantasy games all have different stories and stuff but youre right theyrenot milking it, yet

  • yea i mean i kinda hate halo, but i dont want it to become a game that nobody plays. I mean halo really revolutionized online gaming. I mean sure dreamcast had it first. But halo did it so awesome and thats why fps are really popular nowadays. Kinda reminds u of the 90's fighting game phase. ONly most fps are awesome

  • Halo has 4 game about the same story and the same gameplay.

    Final Fantasy has about 15 real games with a totaly different story line/gameplay (well as far as RPGs go). Just because multiple games has the same name doesn't mean it's about the same thing... weird I know but it's the only franchise dumb enough to do it. Clearly it's because it sells units.

  • oh shi- they got THE LAZOR!

  • i feel halo should have died after Halo Wars

  • Well xbox doesnt have much so they gotta keep it going lol

  • How about at birth?

  • what do you mean if that is a halo game i don't know and i don't care i don't really like Halo. Halo 2 was great but everything else after that wasn't as good but people still bought it so let them do what they want

  • Sure, it isn't like there aren't enough variety of games out there...I'm sure Series' sequals aren't gonna homogenize the entire library of any console. However we must control people's thoughts and change what they buy! MUHAHAHA!

  • love these shows, keep it up!

  • "What in the fuck does 'dove-tail' mean?"

    To join or fit together compactly or harmonically (at the bottom of the pic you showed). They're basically saying that, given their other fantasy books, Assassin's Creed would fit perfectly

  • kane and lynch IS BROKEN on the pc verson any way FUCK THAT NOT GETTING IT IT CAN GO ROT IN HELL STOP MAKEING SHIT GIEF ME A NEW HITMAN GAME!!!

  • Destin..You officially suck,i want the hot babe back,with better gum to teath ratio.

  • you mean teeth

  • Yeah.. Yeah that

  • teeth, you dumbfuck.

  • You're a teeth!

  • I'm going to ignore your immaturity and imagine that you don't exist, hopefully bettering my world, goodbye.

  • Ahem,if i recall correctly you were correcting a person that was already corrected and also decided to make a rude remark about my intelligence.

    You sir are immature.And if you would like to better yourself i suggest you kill yourself.

    My ''immature'' statement was just something i said out of complete uninterest in what you said.

    The biggest failiure ever in the history of the world was your mother giveing birth to you.Your a mistake that needs correcting.I hope you don't take my sug..

  • It's nice to know that despite the crushing I placed upon you, you persist in this futile argument. A quick hint, if you're trying to make yourself look smart, learn to spell. Also, you just proved your immaturity by telling a person to kill themselves, and that their birth was a failure. If you actually think that you can speak to people like that, and not be shot, then you're dumber than you make yourself out to be. You use the internet to make yourself big, because physically, you fail.

  • REALLY now?That must be why i,as in you,go through peoples comments on the internet and correct their spelling?

    *snap*

  • nice one your words are so very true you made my thanks

  • and you also suck at spelling (c:

  • Yes........I "suck" at spelling, another example of your inferiority, using a word like suck, just proving your mental, if not physical age. Oh, and by the way, I haven't misspelled a single word, so grow up you illiterate little shit stain. I posted one single comment on this video, and because it's about Halo, everybody goes insane, shows how smart Microsoft fans are...

  • your such a hyppocrite or however it's spelled.I don't care about litariture on the internet.And you replied to me so i can't really say anything about that last statement and i may be illiteratetetetete but you really need a life dude.Nuff said.

    Btw you remind me of some kind of forum person with your snobby personality,weirdo.

  • I'm not being a hypocrite at all, I was attacked by numerous people because I said that Halo was milked, and it is. Then, when I get people like you who can't put a single fluid sentence together, criticizing me, I get pissed off. I never use the forums, but if I did, I'm sure I'd fit in. Because those people are of a higher intellectual level than you, and most of the morons watching this video. Just because somebody uses big words which you obviously don't know, doesn't mean they're assholes.

  • Jesus christ you don't even remember WHY i critisised you.Douche,you criticised ME for calling Destin a dick and wanting the hot babe with better gum to teeth ratio.Really you should think before you talk asshole,get a life,don't join forums,enough people like you there,i'm probably smarter than you,you have no friends and no life.Go into a corner somewhere and die,i outsmarted you on every reply except the one with your a teeth,wich hurt your feelings for some reason.

  • Hot babe? LOL, go back to your basement and play RuneScape little man. That girl you speak of, is one of the most well-informed, and knowledgeable women in the industry, but she's not a 'hot chick', I mean, teeth to gum ratio? Having huge gums is a bad thing you retarded fuck! Her mouth is messed up! Where are you from, Neptune? For fucks sake, just go away, nobody wants to be subjected to your constant stupidity any longer, so fuck off.

  • I'm not the one hated by everyone here so,yeah..And i said BETTER gum to teeth ratio,that means either more or less gum to teeth depending on whats better dumbass.For someone who's good at writing you certeinly aren't very good at understanding the language you write Kangaroo Jack.You never seem to shut the fuck up even though ive butchered you utterly.Now go,crawl away and pat some koalas.

  • LOL, yes, gum to teeth ratio, and I'm fucked up....

    Butchered me utterly? Yes, well I suppose when you make a complete dickhead of yourself and then get dominated further by someone who's IQ exceeds yours by decades, well, yeah, I guess that's me getting butchered. Oh, and good luck with those Australian stereotypes, they're bound to create success for you with people in the future, have a nice life, and keep working on those people skills, who knows, one day you might actually be sane.....

  • You see the reason why your utterly beaten is because none of what you say is actually funny,or offensive or ''snappy'' while I have done that many times.

    All you've said is that I'm stupid,but you are,and yes you fucked up,big time,read the comments through and you'll see that your utterly faced witha boot up your ass.I'm sure your a smart kid,but you have a tiny heart and can't take criticism without resorting to weak name calling and just denying what i said.

    It's a bad way to fall.

  • And stop saying lol it's embarassing for both me and you and makes it so obvious your a loser and know you've lost.

  • So laughing at your stupidity makes me a loser? Lovely world you live in, it would make a great reality TV show! LOL.

  • No laughing at someone on the internet who spelled something wrong and then ignoring everything that made you cry on the inside makes you a loser,face your problems boy.

  • But i'll see yah later,i'd recommend a therapist to take care of that fetish of drawing penises and turning it into a cartoon.

    Faggot.

  • LOL. Somebodies pissed because they feel insignificant.

  • Cool.

  • Lol destin

  • Dove Tails! WOO OOH

  • DOUBLE FAIL!!! One for you, and the other for me, for actually getting the refrence :-(

  • Halo reach video was fake..daily fix

  • What do you mean, screw attack faked it just to put some news up ?

  • lol. halo reach doesn't look any different than halo 3. wtf?

  • maybe microsoft should start really milking the... wait anyone else know a really overrated microsoft franchises? Got it. Windows!

  • I was going to say gears of war....

  • WTF! Beating up a dog?! FUCK YOU VIRAL VIDEO!

    FUCK the AC news. I want to beat up the guy who beat up the dog! How would he like that?! FUCK HIM TO HELL

  • dude listen a bit more they said it was CG

  • It was CG.

  • of course since your 2 feet tall that would be hard now wouldn't it

  • It was CG you idiot.

  • Why are people so hyped for AC2 when the first one was so average? Same with Killzone 2

  • halos dead who cares about it overrated crap

  • The best part of this video is Mario RPG in the background.

  • That is possibly the WORST viral video I've ever seen. Beating up a dog?! Jesus Christ.

  • it was CG.

  • All viral videos are fake. Some are good, some aren't, and some are downright retarded - like the Kane & Lynch one. Doesn't matter if it was CG. If it wasn't CG then PETA will be on their ass. PETA probably will be on their ass anyway for using animal brutality as a form of advertising.

  • When Kane and Lynch was released a game reviewer was fired. When Kane and Lynch 2 is released a game reviewer will most likely die.

  • Yes I can't wait to see Kane and Lynch 2, maybe I'll play even the first one to see how good it was. Oh and yeah M$ should be ashamed of milking so much Halo, I mean you better do 3 good games than 6 mediocre games but w/e look on the bright side Mass Effect and Gears of War are not subjected to the milking...yet.

  • Dove tails! Whoo-hoo! lol Sorry.  I couldn't resist.

  • Uncharted 2 >>>>> Halo, Kane & Lynch, Ass Creed

  • wow you fail!

  • nope played all 4 and Uncharted shits on the other 3

  • ehhhh no.

  • uhhhh yes

  • uhhh yes

  • i just noticed that destin never has anything positive to say...

    we get new leaked Halo: Reach pics and he complains

    is that like a reporter thing

  • No, he's just a senseable person who doesn't like it when a Game Franchise get's, Quote: Milked to death. Ya' dig?

  • @xR4PTORx559

    he might make fun of crap but when he does he speaks the truth.

  • Wawawaea I belive in god anything that is not in the bible it's scary so please don't do GAMES about anything that makes the fake ass bible look bad

  • Only a pussy ass fagot son of a bitch would mind killing animals in a GAME he should die along with all his family so he would never have retard ass kids lol

  • ...are you 13? kbai

  • ya m cya

  • anyone that bought that spent a crap load of money on that costume (the VERY EXPENSIVE ONE) is sure to win

  • Dog-killing? Fuck that. I'll bite for zombie-killing, alien-killing, and even people-killing, but dog-killing just crosses the line. I hate killing animals. (In Metal Gear Solid 3 I always went way out of my way to not kill the dogs, and boy was that a pain in the ass.)

    Also, I never got into Assassin's Creed. Gameplay aside, the extreme liberties taken with science and history just bug the hell out of me. I like the way Ubisoft is marketing it, though. Better than MW2 with its stupid rap ads.

  • Is it me, or has Destin's smartass remarks after each story become more annoying since all he does is bitch? I mean, he has his points , but wtf has he done to improve anything?

  • Gosh I want that Assassin's Creed stuff. Its all so badass.

  • beat dog to death....

    PETA involves rages in 3....2....1...

  • I was thinking the same thing.

  • Funny thing is that PETA kills animals too! lol

  • Halo reach, Halo wars, Halo Legend, Halo Rape.... and so on.

  • Are you kidding! An anime, aload of new DLC, they keep changing the requirements to play certain mode, I noticed that cause I only own the Heroic DLC and can't play certain modes now.

    I wouldn't be suprised if they make a Halo movie!

  • No im not kidding, people want to talk about milking then lets look at final fantasy, or mgs. same shit.

  • mgs? how

  • Halo 3 ODST commercial is as close to a Halo movie.

  • bullSHIT its not.

  • Halo will be milked forever. I stopped after 2. Way too hyped.

  • Destin just is't funny, he tries too hard...and fails.

  • beating dogs

    They must die now.

  • Good griff!, aren't you Shitbox fan boys done with that lame Halo shit? That game is weak! Why hold onto a game so long when you know the home system is almost to the grave?

  • halo reach = upcoming game

    Halo: Fall of Reach = released book

  • i dont see why people complain about realisem i mean its a game its not sappose to be realistic its sappose to be fun

  • That's true, especially in the case of a game like Halo, however, the realism was what made CoD so brilliant. The reason we want realism in life-like games like CoD and GTA, is becase we play them to experience that, life, which most of us will never see. If it were unrealistic, it would be harder to suspend our disbelief, ergo we wouldn't be able to immerse ourselves, I don't have this problem, as I easily get into a game or movie, as do most creative people. But for some, it's not so easy.

  • CoD and GTA realistic?

  • Yeah they should drop halo and stick with gears of war. i mean they put a chainsaw on a gun for christ's sake!

  • God damn, Destin. There's only, what, four real Halo games (soon to be five) now? Over the time span of 9 to 10 years? That isnt whoring!

    Okay, maybe the comics and the upcoming anime may be going a bit too far, but as far as the games go, aside from the slight speedbump known as ODST (then again if the price was $40-$50 and had matchmaking, it would have been perfect) the Halo games are well made and fun to play.

  • Am I crazy for thinking all the Halo games look pretty much exactly the same?

  • halo sucks

  • This is what it sounds like

    When doves tails cry

  • I would enter but I've never played assassin's creed.

  • Did anyone else hear "DUCK TALES" when he said "Dove Tails" and start playing the Duck Tales theme song in their head? :3

  • It's being milked because it's one of the biggest franchises of all time, and instead of taking their time and creating good, original games, they're rushing out cheap, inferior last-minute shooters to further cash-in on their only successful game.

  • So wait your saying Halo is more milked than a game that comes out every year wiht horrible AI thats rushed all the time with a horrible graphics engine hmm sound slike a game that comes out the 10 th of november can you guess halo games arent milked its jsut that people put to much hype on them and at least it looks like they put time into dont be a fucking fanboy of aother game jif you play halo its not all tha bad they gotta stop the hype

  • I'm not being a fanboy at all, I'm just saying that Halo is milked, and if anyone says it's not, they're in denial. Sure, the SmackDown! vs RAW games and the EA games are obviously rushed to meet annual deadlines, however, people expect that, they expect those games to be sloppy and repetitive. But when you have a franchise like Halo, which has all this hype around it, and a huge fan-base, you need to take time and make the best game possible, instead of scrambling to make a title for each genre

  • I know its a milked franchise ill give you that but repetitive no Halo never gets repetitve becaus eit always throws something new at you but if you look at CoD the games are just rushed pieces of garbage that have the same aimer for every gun seriously cmon your charcater is onyl arms and a gun no legs graphics are always teh same and finally same gey gameplay

  • I never said Halo was repetitive, I said the other games were repetitive, why don't you take mroe notice of the language used in my comment instead of defending your beloved Halo. CoD is the greatest FPS series of all time, CoD4 is the greatest FPS of all time, even better than GoldenEye. The same aimer for every gun? What the fuck? For starters, that's complete bullshit, and the only reason you're saying that is because Halo tries to be cool by making them all different, sacrificing any realism

  • OMFG im not a fucking Halo fanboy holy shit your like the 300th person to say just because i make a comment about it your a fucking dumbass and halo is not supposed to be realistic if you havent noticed CoD is one of the most unrealistic games of all time and if you dont believe got ot the mission one shot one kill that sniper would destory you in secs and the shock would kill you an arm comes off and bllood loss does not kill him plus not shock death CoD= unrealistic and best FPS yea right

  • when halo cart and halo party 3 come out i'll say halo is milked

  • and yet those are some of the man your mocking greatest games

    gtfo and take your fail with you.

  • Oh my fucking god, I post a single comment about the FACT that Halo is milked, which it is, and I get shit from everyone about it. Shows how pathetic Microsoft and it's fans are. You have nothing else to boast about so you continually praise the hell out of your beloved Halo until you've pissed off every other gamer out there.

  • Halo is okay I guess but I much rather play l4d for 360 or pc. I think 2 is going to fucking sweet!

  • Hey Halo is fantastic, one of the great FPS'. unfortunately, a normal FPS isn't that hard to do, and they usually focus entirely on graphics. L4D is brilliant, now THAT is a good FPS, original, fun, awesome replay value and zombies. I mean, hello? ZOMBIES!

  • dude hello zombies

  • i agree halo is milked atleast nintendo takes care of their franchises and only release a mario or zelda game when they think tis ready

  • speak the truth halo gonna be miked till it dried

  • I don't think it will, if anything it's already dry, I don't think Microsoft will push it any further than they already have.

  • its already dry they are milking blood

  • just calm down dude im sure every1 cares about your opinion....not really

  • You know, when you try to use sarcasm to criticize somebodies intelligence, even though they mentally dominate you, and then further clarify your sarcasm by saying "not really" it just makes you look like a total douche, sorry.

  • are you just sitting there refreshing the page every few seconds lol

  • nvm your awesome have a great life, no need to reply

  • but they really DO Milk the Hell out of the Halo Series

  • yes they do you jsut have a brain to realize it unlike 987zzz321

  • halo reach can be spoiled instantly by reading the book halo the fall of reach

  • Finishing AC1 is enough proof of someone being a big AC fan.

  • odst and wars was milking it

  • Halo won't get done being milked until all the kids who play it end up growing up and realize it's not the epitome of FPS games. Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad series, but there's certainly nothing ground breaking about the trilogy.

    Also what the fuck is up with companies having a book being made based on their games these days? There's Halo, Gears of War, Resistance, Resident Evil and now Assassin's Creed. Do these things even sell?

  • God of War has a comic too :D

    Yay for corporate milkage!

  • noob

  • @AllenR85

    Back in the day there where several novelizations of Super Mario Bro's, Legend of Zelda (Pre & post LttP Days but nothing after OoT) And even Double Dragon books...

    None of them sold well at the time of there original publishing but I think that most likely means there highly prized collectibles now...

    Even if not though I'd still rather read about SMB then Halo with all due respect to the fans...

  • "What in the fuck does Dove Tails mean?"

    Made me lol.

  • penis

  • Has everyone forgotten about Assasin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP?

  • Assassins what on the what. You make no sense ^^

  • Dove Tails Awoo Hoo

  • I like how 'MS is milking Halo,' but when a new CoD game comes out every year, it's the gonna be the greatest game ever.

    Get over yourself man. MW 2 is the most over hyped fail train ever.

  • Agreed. At least Bungie composes unique and engrossing narratives; not to mention finely tuning their game mechanic to near perfection. Oh, and the Halo engine looks much better than the Call of Duty engine.

  • What the fuck does dove tails mean?! ?:(

  • someones a commercial whore today

  • Why must you react to absolutely everything in a negative way? You act like complete ignorant fanboys to everything, one episode "LOL MICROSOFT ARE GAY" then the next "PS3 IS SOO GAY GO MICROSOFT" etc. It really is a problem with, not so much the industry, but the videogame fanbase. We can't be pleased by anything. We're getting another Halo game, a series which has been consistintely good but your response"LOL MICROSOFT STOP MILKING IT YOU MONEY HUNGRY BASTARDS"

    fuck the text limit.

  • Dubtales...WOOHOO

  • Can Destin please stop with this fanboy faggot-tree?

  • cool AC halloween stuff.

  • Halo needs to go die

  • I agree...it was never a top notch FPS to start with...it's so generic and boring!

  • haha i thought he said ducktales

  • Dove-tails are a type of V shaped joinery in woodwork. It's basically a way of fitting wood together without the need for nails, screws or glue.

  • if you read more books you'd know what dovetail meant.

  • There goes PETA up in arms with the "chair-beating dog" complaints. And as usual, the rest of us don't give a fuck about that terrorist group.

  • so true.

  • That's gotta be the nerdiest contest I've ever heard.

  • they are not milking halo just because they make more games doesnt mean they are milking it the games are fun and i cant wait for halo reach and legends

  • Yes, they are in fact milking it. Get over it. The only reason they do it is because they know people like you will be their rehashed products.

  • they are not milking halo, halo is one of those games where there is alot to explore in terms of story just like star wars for example there is alot to see and alot to explain and when bungie makes the comic books cartoons and so on is to make the halo universe bigger (and yes money is allways one of the objectives)