Augusta Pimp

[chuhchops]

shuffle? i ruffle with bags sniffle with my ankles i wist

[spongebobslushpants1]

Yeah......HOME OF THE MASTERS. What's up wih all the hatin' on augusta

[Ray2DOPE]

that niggas a G..

[12MangoTango34]

"I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just git they linen dried…" -Drake

[LIFEMAG2101]

Dude... Drake talks slicker than a pimp from Augusta

[tlm2151]

this place been outta business for a while...probly cause of him........and augusta isnt ghetto

[granthill1234]

is this wat drake refers to anybody can talk slicker than this guy

[ninjachipzanuff]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[markdeez33]

AUGUSTA EXPRESS WAS THE SHIT, THIS COMMERCIAL SUCKS BUT ITS FUCKIN EPIC!!!

Yo I live like a block from here check out my music yall GRINDHOUSE GANG

[meltdown4500]

He's hitting numbers with an umbrella?!

[ChinkyTwinkyDC]

Augusta is the epitome of a country-ass Ghetto.

[saikanonojutsu]

thank god I live fifteen minutes away from that hellhole across the river...south carolina is so much classier.

(sarcasm)

I hate both states.

[toiletduq]

Georgia's so much better, just not Augusta.

[grafdoublecount]

DANCE!

SHAZAAM!

PUT UR BUTT IN DA CAR!

[ChinkyTwinkyDC]

Are women in Augusta fat like that?

[toiletduq]

No, just the hottest ones. Most are skinny with meth mouth.

[brookiey]

that white girl looked bad with her big gut; the black girl did to but at least she was more covered. YEck!

[titdirt313]

i remember that comercial i laughed so hard

[nismoz31turbo]

lol were those actually women?

[sexyred706]

hahahaha i remember that commerical!! i feel sorry for his kids, i know they get made fun of at school...and those women are terrible!!!

[Ashleyyo29]

this is embarassing

[wlp0604]

I lived in Augusta when this was aired. They aired it for about a week during the day before it was pulled.  Couldn't believe it, then I remembered that I was in Augusta.

[ChinkyTwinkyDC]

Shazaam! Augusta must be a pretty ghetto-ass city tobe having commercials like this.

[Ashleyyo29]

not anymore ghetto than any other city, you find the same thing if you would any other place

[robintoontownfreak]

Im going to malcom cunningham insted

[ChinkyTwinkyDC]

I think this commercial is what inspired Vern Fonk. This was first.

[worthydaydream]

Vern Fonk was way funnier

[NaClPeter]

It's a well known fact that pimps love bluegrass. Not much worse than those Davis Appliance commercials. You should post some of that trainwreck.

[jsnt]

$200?

NO!

[vidyagame]

DANCE

*soccermom shuffle*

[jbrentoniv]

haha

[EricToTheScionti]

lol.

[spke532]

This is mad wack yo.

Bib Bob's used car lot is the best!!!!!!!!!

[ChinkyTwinkyDC]

All I can say is... wtf? Are they selling cars or fat whores? Augusta must be a pretty ghetto ass place.

[jayhawks25]

this dude must be out his mind

[beatvenders]

wtf@this commercial... this dude is foolish

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

Shapoopi is way better even if this is he original.

[jimboslutstien]

lol

[babychael07]

lmao ive seen this commercial it was sooooo funny

[mcdonchris]

Could they have picked any more uglier women to be in this thing? lol

[nbreese2]

In Disgusta.. women like that are considered glamorous.

[beatvenders]

no the hell they aint... them chicks is oogly.

[nbreese2]

In any other city, they would be consider oogly, but we are talking about Disgusta, where the average female weighs over 200 lbs.

[allanosterm]

Must be all them boiled peanuts and french fried pertaters.

[bobbybobbinson]

I hear it's gone up to 250 this year from my fat white trash cousin who lives there.

[toiletduq]

Well, the 5 that are over the poverty line and can afford food.

[Dysmaal]

called this place. it works..LOL

[DarkAvatar1313]

what no shapoopi? fail

[gotz2getmines]

never seen dis, i live in aug. when did dis come out.

[coolman855]

DANCE!!!!!!

[ripper2o6]

the vern fonk one is better

[CKYer101]

i am ashamed to be from the same town as this fool

[johnclones]

verry funny

[sangredelic]

So who copied who? Vern Fonk or Augusta Pimp?

Both are hilarious!

[MisterTwit]

This one was definitely first. Vern Fonk ad is a parody of this. But a damn funny one!

[Durtysoufnicca]

thats augusta for u

[sunfire29841]

Ghetto! It fits so perfectly with Augusta

[xxirradraven]

Can we say VERN FONK!

[Battlecataclysmic]

Aight dammit, take this nonsense down! I'm mindin' my own business enjoyin' a message forum, and somebody hits me up to ask me if I know bout this here nonsense "since I live in Augusta". Don't make me hafta turn my city out...

[peterbleakenstein123]

HAHHAHAHAHA, I remember this commercial. I haven't seen it in a few months but it is fucking hilarious.

[wakeupcsra]

Field Negro vs House Negro (SLAVER ENDED IN 1865 WHEN WILL IT END FOR YOU )

[wakeupcsra]

Field Negro vs House Negro

[homogenized]

BUTT IN CAR!

Augusta has some weird-ass commercials. Over here in Atlanta we always just have some white guy in a suit talking about cars. Or his wife/girlfriend/daughter talking about cars. No car pimps that make women dance or anything :(

[davisrocks]

Oh, i know where that place is. Its buy that sidetrack place!

[thatnickguy]

If I was a superhero, my super power would be making people dance by shouting "DANCE!"

[rubenshakkamacher]

Actually... It would be very cool if someone could scrape up some of the old Bob Hale "Call me, and call me quick!" Veterans Realty commercials... "Don't let the rent man get you down"... those were great...

/ of Tennesee Factory Outlet furniture commercials... or the Appliance Land commercials with the guy and the puppet (WTF?)...

[rubenshakkamacher]

Hah... Augusta has always had the worst/best commercials... at least this one is sort of funny.

/ Augusta really is a very strange place...

[Jsouldagenius]

Yeah.. . That's Augusta

[ChaosLord121]

lol,this isnt fake,

i live in georgia so ive seen this commercial quite a few times

[cwb32]

I love it!

[sharpshoota303]

The first time he uses the umbrella as a whip you can see the shotgun mic in the top right corner

[MyCousinMufasa10]

Think it's a fake? Nope.

Augusta Express Auto Sales

4031 Washington Rd

Augusta, GA 30907

(706) 869-9434

[winterdude]

Ha ha, I love this!

[hearforall]

I got more cars than Georgia's got peanuts!!!

[jpickar]

This video is amazing. NO DOLLARS DOWN! SHAZAAAAM!!!

[strongpimphand]

DANCE!

[SENTELMULLINS]

SHAZAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!­

[stonelet]

This is the best ever, it worked just like it was supposed to, good job augusta exspress, very funny

[djkelloggz]

I know the people that made this commercial and it's supposed to be horrible. Very trailerparkish. I thought it was awesome!

[wwefanforlife12]

those girls probaly ate more krispy kreams then anyone!!!!

[chestnut321]

ROFL 5 stars verry funny

[holymoocow64]

This really, really makes me want to buy a car from him. And dance, also.

[jmoo2k6]

This was as bad as I heard from a friend that lives in Augusta, so bad its funny