Karl Pilkington on the Bible Part Two

[THENE1L]

it floated off!!!! xD hahaha

[SamuelRedmond]

Brilliant

[BggProductions]

Karl's explanation of the bible is about as plausible as the actual book.

[aintgottymforthis]

Karl has without a doubt e best comebacks in e galaxy.. i mean....DAMN

[keepitauthenticppl]

the water floated off!!! haaahahahaa

[redhavok666]

perfect ending haha

[Cobra0811]

Mr. Blue Sky

[Brendan1246]

my god no dislikes, Karl is awesome!!

[libby69er]

dont send a raven to do a doves job! its so simple..

[Chris197980CH]

rofl @ the error in the system with the raven not coming back. Karl might be a lot but surely not an idiot ;)

[Kullg4r]

"Don't recap!"

Haha.

[benblue4]

It floated off. LMAO!!!!

[DakNJaxter]

It floated off, lol

[mauricio210]

i cant beleave theres a KIDs bible? is there a kids version of the big bang?

[geofftek]

Legend Karl. Legend.

[theshrews123]

i dunno it just floated away

[jackofeet1000]

man never been so disappointed in ricky gervais

[endofthewhirled]

@jackofeet1000 He's so irritating, i'd HATE to know him

[Zaxex]

The water floated off; amazing!

[zentetzuken9687]

Mr. Blue Sky by E.L.O at the end of the conversation.

[iago18958]

@zentetzuken9687 Gotta love E.L.O.! A perfect song to end it!

[Technicolor909]

One of the last sounds in the whole video is Ricky choking a scream of laughter

[devastator06]

ffs if ricky stfu we could have heard the rest of that. pilkington if far funnier than ricky imo

[TheGlowingKnight]

Fuck

hate it when people quote out sentances they say in the video

spoils it for other people. Not as funny now when i actually get to it. And its pointless because we are going to hear it anyway....

[UToobin32]

@TheGlowingKnight Haha true. Then why do you read the comments first?

[MrRyanhancock1234]

@TheGlowingKnight I will chop your Fucking head off!!!!!

[DcEatsItsYoung]

this is mental...

[mufcrulz]

0 dislikes! wow

[paranoidAndroid23]

I can't help but imagine the cartoon version of this - God and Noah sat in a cafe..

[erol4130]

" where did the water go?"

"oh i dont know!!! it floated off!!!"

[EpicFishFingers]

And then they play Mr Blue Sky at the end haha

[otakursed]

Gervais has a meltdown . . . and it was the bible that brought him low XD Mighty is the word of god. In inconsistency and fallacies . . .

[beckymesky]

Im glad Karl stood up for himself "im getting sick of this" he said and Ricky really needs to stop correcting Karl. Becuase he is right. They had a criminal record- so to speak- they disobeyed God's will, their free will card was allready played on the table.

[beckymesky]

I think Karl is insite full. Ricky should stop directing him, Karl is not wrong to stay Adaam and Eve fought becuse Adaam did do a litlle blaming on Eve

[lonbonpon]

I love these three, but sometimes they are a bit harsh with Karl.... it isn't as funny at those points.

[MrDamo145]

how come for some reason, karl seems to make everything interesting. i mean i wouldnt be suprised if someone who was an athiest went and saw this, and then the next day they have a bible in their hand and their off down the street to church

[wownov83]

@klonekollector Who's taking away Karl's right to have his own thoughts? Moron.

[simonfeakes]

IT FLOATED OFF

[ohdoshutit1]

love ricky's lame attemps at maintaining political correctness.

[Chigokai1080]

HAHAHA! They're all so mad at one another!

[variansv]

A criminal record, fuckin hell ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Suedonim92]

Where'd the water go ?

It floated off

XD

[seattle8686]

Mmmm...taters and cornbread....what a Sling Blade

[ohdoshutit1]

karl makes grumpy loveable

[iamericwhite]

"It floated off." LMFAO

[2sSHenky]

i'm just saying... *Oh, God*!! :D:D:D Karls is the best!

[mcdinkity]

the bible is full of ridiculous impossibal stuff how can anybody believe these things actually happend in real life

[drzenote]

Can anybody else hear classical music in the background at 3.03? or am I just way too stoned.

[MckaysProductions]

Ricky is too used to telling karl he's wrong, saying he didn't let out a raven even i knew that he did lol

[PianoPlayingDave69]

Ricky, stfu and let Karl speak!! -.-

[91Holdem]

ricky was too moany in this stressin me out...........i would happily listen to karl explain the whole book word for word :D

[KillerFirefly7]

"It floated off"

OMG - Amazing!

[MrPurdey]

Where did the water go? 'i dunno, its not important' WHERE DID THE WATER GO? it just floated off. haha genius

[IndianaJoel93]

thumbs up if you think Karl Pilkington is a legend

[Thecrimson08]

@IndianaJoel93 BAAAH

[prittylittleditty]

i wish ricky would shut up and let him talk

[2muchforem]

ricky gervais is a kunt

[klum18]

@2muchforem "kunt" Nice one.

[91Holdem]

stressfull to listen to them

[SpickyRooster]

..it floated off! Fucking Classic

[ffsf739]

"Never send a raven to do a dove's job!"

[ellisd82]

Ricky: Where did the water go?

Karl: it floated off. Genious haha

[ellisd82]

Where did the water go "it floated off" Genious haha

[ghostwhiskey]

@ellisd82 when he said it floated off it was like"there,satisfied?can we move on?"

[1990ricky1990]

I assume that, if u believe god can make water from nothing, he can also make it go to nowhere.

[Kullg4r]

"Rainin' an' that."

[SNIPERHAWK8]

"But this is what i dont understand! tell me where the water went!?" "it floated off."

[ElarchStudios]

"Don't send a Raven out to do a Dove's job!"

Lol!

[ghostwhiskey]

karl never gets offeneded by rickys abuse

[brwhizz]

'And on the 8th day God created Karl, and he thought; its gonna gave to do, time's knockin' on'.

[WKaliberr]

haha Karl is a genius

[roflpancakes]

To be honest. Sometimes...Ricky Gervais needs to shut the fuck up and let Karl and Steve speak.

[Davidbensonxyz]

100% Agreed.

[BrandonDuhon]

@roflpancakes - I agree, often he's the least funny part of the bit.

[schniby]

"They had a criminal record n that for knickin' the apple."

[agtheking]

poor karl :(

[scesfizia]

if karl was the archbishop then churches would fill up

[Mitza77Yorkster]

IT FLOATED OFF OMG =)))))))))))))))

[Tanzz88]

criminal record

ahahahaha

ohh bloody hell, ahaha ahhh wow :)

[itsthearistocrat]

I want a bible hand written by Karl.

[Mrster]

Titled "The Bible and what have you"

[eltzar72]

'Knockin about with Jesus n all that'.

[awesomespursfan35]

Yes it is Steve Merchant because it is on their radio show.

[DirtyPsycho69]

gervais and merchant are being such dicks, lol.

[elad1213]

is that steve merchant with gervais coz whoever it is it sounds like justin lee colins?

[awesomespursfan35]

Yes they are best friends Steve, Karl and Ricky. :)

[awesomespursfan35]

its on their radio show

[itsthearistocrat]

Fail.

[MilesBennetDyson]

Hmm, was that the first note of Mr Bluesky at the end?

[thegunner666]

lmao "I'M AN ATHEIST TRYING TO HELP HIM OUT!"

[Tlfont]

Love 'im usually, but Gervais tramples all over this.. annoying.

[iamadamsusername]

"where did the water go!?"

"it floated off..."

Karl is just pure genius!

[graemelesaux]

"If the whole world was flooded... Where did the water go?!"

"This is mental"

LOL - Classic stuff.

x

[doctamagickfingaz]

"he sent out a raven, and it didn't come back. So the system's already broken" hahahaha

[NaytronNeanderer]

I don't understand why these two are such dicks to their own pal.

[fuckinabich]

Ricky Gervais is making this so much longer, and hes acting like an ass I'm really starting to dislike him. He's funny doing stand up and in shows but its obvious he'd be someone you would hate in real life.

[peterukk]

He can be a bit irritating sometimes but he seems like a genuinely nice man, nobodys perfect

[ting280]

did he say it was a kid's bible?

[otteaux]

And Lo, on the Seventh Day God created Pilkington, and He saw a head like a fucking orange, and it was Good.

[graemelesaux]

L-M-Fuckin'-A-O!!!

x

[Sshelly34213]

"It floated away"

L O L

fcking Karl is amazing.

[QYGHJ]

is there anything karl doesnt believe lol

[jocabuzz]

"It floated off". Lol.

[ToBeQuiteHonest]

lol at mr blue sky at the end

[robinmccready]

"adam and eve got a criminal record for eating the apple" HAHAHAHAHA

[vikingraider1]

The Kids had a criminal record for nicking an apple LOL! That is fucking priceless.

[jorrepor]

I believe this clip ended with the first second of ELO's Mr Blue Sky

[ytzuigt]

'and He said to Noah:'

'buy an umbrella'

[rorrt]

best reason ever "it just floated away" HILARIOUS, Karl i salute you

[Shady642Isaac]

'They had a criminal record' LMAO

[astralbee]

The flood water didn't go anywhere. It's still here. We call it "the sea". Check it out sometime. Surfers seem to like it.

[ThomasJeromeNewton]

the original babylonian myth had it localised. Anyhow "cough" evaporation"

[garytwoshoes]

I think he means that if their was enough water to cover all the land in the entire world then it would have to go somewhere...yeah evaporation, but then it would rain it all back down again. For the Noah Myth to be true the world would still have to be flooded.

[finalgbster]

if a supernatural being created the entire cosmos and everything if you belives that then i dont think you need 2 worry about evapartation and what not :)

[garytwoshoes]

lol I guess God drank the excess water then.

[BenjaminBattington]

Dude, what the hell are, I suggest you seriously evaluate what you just said.

That's like me having a pint of beer and then a few minutes later having a half pint and you asking "where did the beer go" and me pointing to it and saying "it's still there".

[astralbee]

Yes thats a very good analogy. The half pint you drank will get pissed out, go back into the sea via our sewerage system, back through the water cycle and into our streams, and eventually get made back into beer again.

Similarly, the flood water that is not present on earth is floating above us in cloud form.

[rorrt]

well actually a recent reason or explanation for the floods were that the pillars of Hercules broke and flooded (between algeria (i think) and spain around Gibraltor. and flooded all that area within it, so the area between algeria and gibraltor was solid ground and broke like a huge dam bursting. and flooded all the Mediterranean sea (excuse spelling)

[i98jdav]

If i could meet ANYONE in the world, it would be karl pilkington

[phubbie1]

me too

[garytwoshoes]

the guy is an odd genius, I mean he would be like a wise man in an more simpler time. All hail the Pilkington.

[Derekstarr]

IT FLOATED OFF

[lelix527]

"met up with this bloke noah" haha golden!

[adamgwales]

they had a criminal records for nicking apples :)

[sozialprodukt]

karl pilkington is always so patient with ricky "get on with it!" - bloody hell, ricky is definitely the villain.

[RichPlaystation]

The "Two of each animal" bit of the story is actually wrong, it's "Of every clean beast you will take seven males and seven females, and of the beasts which are not clean, two, the male and his female". So a bit correct I guess. Still, I fucking love everything Karl says, and probably always will :-D

[Hexagrams]

yeah, thats whats wrong with the story.

[ketmaniac]

Pulling Karl up for getting the details wrong is like pulling up Jack the Ripper for being untidy.

[RichPlaystation]

Except that Jack the Ripper wasn't untidy, hense him never being captured. Karl IS incorrect, what more is that I was pointing out that Steve and Ricky didn't go to correct him like they usually do, so they belived he was correct. It is a common mistake however, because of the song 'two by two'.

[terpsichore47]

Since Pilkington's tales are so full of mistakes, misconception, and fantasies, it's hardly worth pointing one of them out, is it?

P.S - I'd like to see you tidying up after Jack the Ripper

[RichPlaystation]

I wanted to comment on it, if you have a problem with my comment thwen that's your problem :-)

p.s. As I ALREADY SAID, Jack the ripper was notoriously tidy and neat in his kills, some suspect it was a doctor with the type of skill that the disembowlings required. So no one needed to tidy up.

[rerol]

its an entertaining piece featuring Karl, Ricky and Steve. listen to it, enjoy it and dont be suck a cunt

[silatguy]

can you get this on itunes or any website?

[Laela89]

you csn get it on pilkipedia

[justblissgraceful]

amazing

[qwerty7546]

"it floated off" a perfect end.

when was this? where can i get part 3?