Battlefield 3: Tourettes Medic

[DJMort1]

Konge :D

[ohno23714]

Just because of this video now im going back to medic just to hear him say FUCK YOU MAN!!!

[LostinPeace4someone]

When DICE fixed it, you can actually hear these when you kill an enemy with the defibrillator

[GamingSpotHD]

DIE!

FRY!

[Esthin]

I fucking love when this happens.

It just glitches and uses the Defib kill sounds instead of revive XD

[mort3n2k]

Fuck you mææn!

[TheDjdan11]

Derp Die XDDDD

[axelord4ever]

Lost it at FRY

[SharpAceMedia]

how do you make the text like that ?

[drezz]

@SharpAceMedia Left click > Insert Text > Save :D

In its own video slot.

[SharpAceMedia]

@drezz no no how did you animate it ? and what did you use ?

[drezz]

@SharpAceMedia Sony Vegas 10 Pro

[xXGamingSpotXx]

Die! FRY!

[sonson9876]

BZT-DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Jefrejtor]

DIE! FRY!

[konzen30]

hahahaha

[Bioshockerization]

Send this to AmazingFilms247

[1293mrjohn]

STAND BACK YOU FUCKHEAD !!!!! ...

[The10100111001]

you missed to record all what hes shouting at 0:35

hes saying : get a load of this you asshole ! arrrggh ¨!

hilarious vid dude, moar please

[firepower01]

FRY!

[Nubynadlo]

Now you die !...DIEEEEE!! :DD Epic shit :D

[snake6947]

GTA 4 scarred me, all russians sound like Niko Bellic now...

[Mattbassist]

@snake6947 I honestly would not be surprised in the least if they actually hired the VA of Niko Bellic to do the Russian soldier's voice in Battlefield 3.

[zHazzah]

Dude I laughed so much on your last couple of videos sub :D

[XGunzAlexX]

To DICE : Learn to make battlefield games not t - shirts

[Y0UdunG00FED]

Hm, maybe that was intended to play when you shocked enemies, but it instead played when you revived teammates. I always wondered why...

[bodol4d2]

Niko Cousin Gimme some ammo

Roman: Fuck you!

[DedoWAP]

input volume control option to game this angry man :)

[Arne882k]

"Ligger med hæilauto!" haha fet video.

[Rosineren]

Ey, Norwegians!

[Orhan4112]

DIE FRY XD

[Nohomers48]

To DICE: Re: Fixing Tourettes Medic: FUCK YOU MAN!

[drezz]

@Nohomers48 This :D

[ShiZno360]

I laughed when he said "DERP!"

[superboy68]

RIP Tourettes Medic

[ivanereEFC]

DICE has "Fixed" this bug in the new patch,why DICE?, just why?

[Shinywhite]

@ivanereEFC Because BF3 is a game of serious not fun.

[emosparten]

@Shinywhite ....then it wouldnt be a game

[Quingu89]

Hahaha yeah that was a good time, it was strange before and annoying but now I'm laughing at this :D:D

[Shinywhite]

HAHAHAHA!! Finally found a reason to it. :P

[ninetailedhollow5]

GOD FUCK SHIT DAMN THEY PATCHED IT

[55blahh55]

Hahahaha! "Deerp! Die you bastaard!" XD

[quantum557]

ZAP ZAP MOTHERFUCKER

[LostAnkh]

I think one of the lines is "RISE MOTHERFUCKER, RIIIIISSSEEE!"

[silyanina]

DICEs VO manager said they were gonna fix it. they shouldnt, its epic that way.

[18iser]

I have the same problem it used to be normal but now I am a higher leven and my medic starts trash talking as well.

[MattDavidDavidson]

OMG I HOPE THEY NEVER FIX THIS I HAVENT LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN...NEVER

I can just imagines a real medic in a battle and saying this shit...

I have tears....tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks

[drezz]

@MattDavidDavidson OH LORD!

[youmongrel]

@MattDavidDavidson They fixed it :-(

[davidoduck]

@MattDavidDavidson its been fixed...

[dyceibg]

@MattDavidDavidson I'm laughing so hard too, the captions made it epic lol

[leetnux]

FRY!

[TheSUBGAMER]

another broken thing from dice=whores,fags,retarded shit eating scum

but at least this is funny,and to be honest that is what doctors think in real life also(give me your money and die)

[lsmarters]

@TheSUBGAMER Wow, you should get laid bro

[fubrworx]

xD

[SteveCranky]

@drezz what's your video editor? i'm using adobe premiere elements 10, but it's a pain in the ass to put in moving overlay text like in your video.

[gmc112112]

@drezz How have you got rid of the blue tint or is that just the video?

[simeyandmj]

it sounds like niko belic

[andybruintje]

i thin its just about right.remember. DICE has some humor ;)

and i tryd killing some one with the defib. didnt work.

[Roksonixx]

@andybruintje it's hard to do...they've made it so it's a one shot only if you're VERY close to them and hit them in the heart with it, but it is possible

[Orhan4112]

DIE ! FRY XD

[SHINOBIMGO]

rofl

[BattlefieldDailyVids]

this is why bf3 is so awesome :)

[kingarthur20]

ze healing eez not as rewardng as ze hurting!

[devsain]

lmao

[bodol4d2]

lmao HE SOUNDS LIKE NIKO BELLIC MUAHAHAHA

[mobiusonerocks]

@bodol4d2 YELLOW CAR!

[OctocoreKrille]

my medic also acts in the same way.

it's quite amusing and i hope they never fix that (bug?) because it adds some humour to the game.

[Ozaren21]

aahahahhahahahahahahahah

[elvenlake]

I love this bug! <3

It's also known as the angry medic :D

[MasterTop100]

LMAO - how do they mess this up1?!?!

[flashxm1]

And this is why I like playing medic as an assault

[Tonkeliponkeli]

What's so funny about this? He's encouraging them.

[el060248]

Hahahaha, this is fucking brilliant :D

[skitzoritz]

DERP!

[TheMacSopa]

Stant fav

[silyanina]

You noticed that in first person USA medic is white, in 3rd person hes black? o.O

[Arthzul]

lmao!

[MoCatt]

Guy died before paying his bill. He's got every right to be pissed.

[Demock]

favorite one was "TAKE THIS BITCH"

[bennythebuf]

hahahaha i love bf3

the only thing that i was sad about not much of a big deal but

i liked it in bfbc2 when you get revied it shows a cool flash of lights

still great game

[dotaboy888]

FUUUCK SHIIIIT CUUUNT

[trendtunder]

lols

[masteroutlaw100]

I do hate running into incoming fire to save someones sorry ass, i can understand why the medic is pissed

[Quicksh0tHD]

@masteroutlaw100 So its U who keeps reviving me then I get shot 1sec later. I think its actually the dude your rezing yelling at you to die because your a idiot

[luckyStrike89ru]

die yu bastardddd

[bengacris]

It's normal because it's aimed towards enemy, because you can kill with this right? Like in BF2, can kill people with it in BF3?

[drezz]

@bengacris Yes, the medic is suppose to say that when killing others with the revive kit, however it seems like a bug is making them say it when reviving friendlys

[Kazuun]

@drezz You cannot kill with revive kit in BF3 as far as I know. I tried multiple time and nothing happens. I think those are sounds for sneaky knife kills, no matter the class.

[drezz]

@Kazuun Yes you can, but the hitbox is bugged, just check out "battlefield mythbusters" they checked it out, took them a couple of tries doh :p

[SirScarecr0w]

@bengacris you can kill with it but it takes 2-3 zaps to actually kill them so its pointless

[dunkin781]

lol only my russian medic says this stuff my US medic is normal

[Strozerg]

He doesn't want being revived under fire.

[bjerkeaa]

Spiller sunnmøringer også BF3, altså?

[drezz]

@bjerkeaa D gjør dem ja

[bjerkeaa]

@drezz Flott! SYOTB! :)

[nomnomnomlol]

So this isn't just me

[Arnechk]

Mine says this aswell, awesome. :D

[Ryudo700]

Wish this was an option to turn on :( I'd have so much fun reviving people then

[18iser]

lol fucking epic

[TheFabregas360]

Wait wait wait, your medic was saying this? Not on the mic??

[drezz]

@TheFabregas360 Its the medic yes :) Im laughing every time my guys says thoose darnest things :D

[fishgoh0nk]

@drezz it's funny cuz on my gf's PC, it's normal. but on my PC, he has tourettes... i always thought it was weird, she didn't notice until I asked her to see what her medics say LOL

[WKYBCE]

accent because he is russian

[drezz]

@WKYBCE Bingo :)

[Roq999]

It was just nearby teammates yelling and the way the video was edited it made it seem like the person being revived was saying that. You can tell mostly because there is a shitload of gunfire all around.

[drezz]

@Roq999 Its the medic shouting it, see this:

"He is suppose to say that when using the shock pads.... on the enemy :D

You can kill enemy with it if you hit the head, then he shouts all those words, and "burn" seems like the correct medical term for the "dmg" taken from such a weaponry :D "

[2mad2behere]

Mine does that too except he usually just says FUCK FUCK FUCK

[NZMunchie]

Why did you colour correct this video? It gives people a false representation of what the game REALLY looks like

[foehammer2003]

I hope they never fix this!

[H1Vltg3NZ]

STAND BACK YOU FUCK HEAD!!!



[AT4MASTA]

that happens to me too lol. its what happens when you get loads of revives in one game

[yankolvich]

FRY

[bigdkr]

I thought this was how it was suppose to be o..o. I am leveling up my assault while my friends chose other classes to level up first (then we switch) and I am always telling them to go fuck themselves whenever I res em.

[cenacattakproduction]

OH GOD DAMN DOC

[BloXboX37]

GET A LOAD OF THIS

[Microshocky]

My medic is the same way.

[metroid124]

I think the medic was reviving them so they could die again :/

[ThePullaMies]

I have tourettes, and the swearing kind of tourettes is extremely rare, but there are some cases of it.

[Shockoach]

@ThePullaMies FUCK

[ThePullaMies]

@Shockoach Shit... No... No, no, no! NOOOO! FUCK!

[slackingstacker]

Is this a voice glitch?

[drezz]

@slackingstacker Its seems that way

"He is suppose to say that when using the shock pads.... on the enemy :D

You can kill enemy with it if you hit the head, then he shouts all those words, and "burn" seems like the correct medical term for the "dmg" taken from such a weaponry :D "

[onelaststand1]

lol@RAWRR

[ROFLWOFFL]

So much win

[Aludde]

"Ligg med heil auto og koser seg bak der" :D

[drezz]

@Aludde :D

[OoopMAXqooO]

"DIE! FRY!" DAM THIS FUCKER CAN RHYME

[drezz]

He is suppose to say that when using the shock pads.... on the enemy :D

You can kill enemy with it if you hit the head, then he shouts all those words, and "burn" seems like the correct medical term for the "dmg" taken from such a weaponry :D

[kingstigg]

i'm i the only one who noticed the Nyan cat

[drezz]

@kingstigg What? When?

[kingstigg]

@drezz the player bar. 

[linkboi]

Hilarious. Final game is lacking in audio cues compared to beta loll

[Triumph117]

@linkboi Probably because they had to take 90% of it out, because it all began with "Be advised" and the community gave them shit for it.

[zgcentrs]

Glad to hear they have not toned down the swearing in MP AT ALL.

''PAYBACKS A BITCH, MOTHERFUCKER'' -BC2 US soldier

[Kevzen0]

Bring them back to life, DIEE!

[drezz]

@Kevzen0 Douch bag medic "Revives teamate - Tells them to Burn in Hell"

[Spork888]

R33MIX.

[partyboytimes]

I love the fact that when you revive them you tell your team mate to die...its so weird!

[JJnnaatt]

You fucking asshole, reviving people just so they can die again?

[ovis63]

@JJnnaatt you get exp, plus they dont need to wait to respawn, plus it actually not takes away tickets, but add them. Beat that,

[drezz]

@JJnnaatt xD



[MrRodneyBewes]

@JJnnaatt What does it matter? You only get a single death even if you die twice. Might as well give it a shot.

[Cowabanga7]

swag

[zohnomelon]

FRYYYYYYYYYYYY

[drezz]

@zohnomelon FUCK YEAH!