I Hate Britain Day

[2000GSC]

Britain discovered America! I like America by the way.

[mjnayee]

youre speaking, guess what, english. youre using a camera, british, you old goof, and gods bigger than jesus, oh wait, youre ego is the biggest. No offence.

[johnmailloux]

Its funny because hes old

[AdammmmHDGameplay]

Did He Just Say Britain Stolen Americas Language? If It Wasn't For Us You Would All Be Speaking French!

[jamesvideoslol]

so stupid im english i couldnt give a shit of ur stupid country

[JAKEMCCARTHY100]

is this serious or a joke??

I'm English, but I still found this funny

[robloxandblockand2k1]

americans need to go fuck their fucking dipshitting cocksucking bullshitting donkey sucking cow shoving ASSHOLE SELVES!!!! I'm british and i'm proud PM me if you hate britain

[ForestSpyer257]

@robloxandblockand2k1 I don't hate Britian and I just wanted to say that not all Americans are like that. Just getting it out there.

[986tornado]

Funny part is he looks British himself and he call Ellto john a big homo thats funny because he look like one himself HAHA LOL. If you hate England and you are American Canadian or Australian well then you are a ignorant cunt that has no respect for your countrys roots.

[Nooblet68]

Lol.

[drunkest100]

Fuck. The only thing that annoys me about this video is that its the best piece of political satire i've ever seen, and it seems that 90% of the people who comment here are missing it!

[TheNitram49b]

Lol idiot says Britain is England and not scotland Ireland and Wales

[ScotsbikerFife]

I don't find this at all offensive........cos i'm Scottish,not English! :-D

[HENLEY601]

He slapped him because he didn't order a bagel.

[bumder1000]

@SuperAgnostic1 if the country's a shit hole why live there

[Jdog89981]

@bumder1000 its not that simple man...

[SuperAgnostic1]

I've lived in England for 12 sitty years ."... The people are weak and stupid and the whole country is a shit hole......

[ScotsbikerFife]

@SuperAgnostic1 12 'sitty' years? that's a lot of 'sitting'

[Simlemss696]

I'm offensive and i find this British.

[fdsdh1]

I think its funny how he says the British imposed rule on america, but the settlers were British and the USA did exactly the same to all the Indians!

[fdsdh1]

WTF! there is a picture of the battle of Jersey sandwiched between george washington and the signing of the independence. The Battle of Jersey on 6th January 1781 was an attempt by France to invade Jersey so what does that have to do with the USA's 4th July?

[fdsdh1]

ha is this guy serious?

nothing good has come out of Britain, well the USA came out of Britain

[Jdog89981]

@fdsdh1 obviously its a joke, lols.

[demesucks]

i hate to burst your bubble but britain dosent just consit on england

[SoopaCag]

Elton John is Illegitimate, he's got AIDS but can't get rid of it, he ain't got no Birth Certificate, he's a Watford Ba*tard

XD Courtesy of the LTFC terraces XD

[SoopaCag]

I'm British and LOLd out loud.

BTW, I think 'freedom-flag-wave-patriot-muf­fins' would sell better, be careful though and hide them from those thieving injuns.

[FraAngelico729]

@SoopaCag And the hippie liberals!

[Jordan123irving]

Old fag:Nothing has ever good came out of Britain Me: so what about the USA ha ha your not good Britain 1:-1Usa ha ha ha ha

[SkeeLoBrown]

I'm English, (don't hold it against me), and I think this video is hilarious, that old boy is cooler than super Jesus! :D

[FraAngelico729]

@SkeeLoBrown HEY!!! Take it back NOW! NOBODY'S cooler than Super Jesus! Except maybe...Chuck Norris. XD

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

America needs to be nuked

[LetItBeLetItBe85]

"STEALING OUR LANGUAGE" that better be a fucking JOKE. English people talk English language. Americans steal our fucking language...

[jimmy2k4o]

@LetItBeLetItBe85 of course he's joking am guessing your english you have a much more sophisticated sense of humour than America can't you see satire when its infront of you?

[daverowbotham]

@LetItBeLetItBe85 it's satire you ignoramus. To my American friends, I apologise for my countryman, most of us are better educated than that. I think it's brilliant :)

[LetItBeLetItBe85]

@daverowbotham I get that it's a joke and it's funny

[FraAngelico729]

@daverowbotham Don't sweat it. We've got our own witless wonders who don't get this vid. Cheers to my UK mates (lived there for 2 years).

[daverowbotham]

@FraAngelico729 no worries mate :).

[LetItBeLetItBe85]

Americans, stop talking English, you're not from England.

[Snotlingfondler]

I'm british english and this was really well done XD.

[walesisasum]

"stealing our language" lol

[RodmasterStudios]

This is genius, from a Briton. My favourite part is simply that his name is English.

[reddyneddy]

"Pretending to support our awesome wars." Haha as a brit, this is really top notch.

[TheFatboymk]

lol



[dontcaretoknowyou]

I don't forget either.Celebrate the next 4th of July by hating on the English.

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

@dontcaretoknowyou Go fuck yourself

[dontcaretoknowyou]

@WaNkInGsQuIrReL It was a joke.However, I am now going to have the biggest I hate Britain party that the cops may be called

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

@dontcaretoknowyou I know it was a joke but it was still offensive

[daverowbotham]

@WaNkInGsQuIrReL shut up and untwist your knickers.

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

@daverowbotham You shut up and I don't wear knickers fyi

[FraAngelico729]

@WaNkInGsQuIrReL If you're offended by this, then you didn't get the joke. At all.

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

@FraAngelico729 I confused myself into a different comment forget what I said

[FraAngelico729]

@WaNkInGsQuIrReL No probs. Forgotten. It's a satire on American politics and society (thievin' Injuns, awesome wars, dictating what government to have, etc.) It's not a jab at Britain. Not entirely, anyways. Although Elton John IS a big homo (jk). XD

[TheBreakback]

I'm english... and so is your heritage.

[shua247]

i served in the royal navy for 5 years nobody in america hates the british unless there too patiotic to think we have 10,000 uk troops fighting alongside them in afghan! i came into new york on the 4th of july and we were all treated like heroes just the same as there troops are to them. for that i thank you and FUCK obama

[YARROWS9]

I'm British (Scottish) and this is funny.

[theplanetofmatt]

STEALING YOUR LANGUAGE? HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A COMPLETE JOKE

[FaerieCrone]

@theplanetofmatt That's the whole point - it IS a joke.

[notmename11]

very sharp,excellant.its took 200 years for one american to evolve a sence of humour.199 million to go.(cant believe some people dont get it!top satire)

[WillViper777]

I just watch this and laugh, and i'm English

[UnbelieveableT]

whoever has a picture of bush in their household is obviously a dickish twat with no soul

[GoldSharkBoi21]

oh my god WTF he can go and die

[rwp041980]

It was Bush's fault.

[BBQFanNo1]

Hahahahahaha!

[UnknownPersonSix2]

Im English and I approve this message. 

[callum93edluk]

i'm english and this was hilarious. Cant people see its not really taking the piss out of us, their really taking the piss out of america.

[imcaspa1995]

HAHAH WHAT A CUUUNT

[Hawbitten]

He hit a guy on camera for ordering a scone. This clearly a gag, in real life Jack American would be sued penniless for that.

[darkstar8043]

He said nothing goods come out of Britain... does that mean Thomas Paine too?

[scooterkillz]

i was the 4th founder of america

[frizzbombshki15]

ohh, I do love satires. haha

[StonewallJackson26]

hahahahaha. Laugh people. It's a joke.

[bsavek]

i think this is slightly racist saying all that about us british and u speak OUR language with a different accent

[Felfix]

@bsavek dude he is fucking joking he does it for comedy not cuz he's serious

[CheesusTheGreat]

@bsavek you're a complete idiot

[TheRaptureGamer989]

Ha! you really just don't have any fucking idea of anything at all do you!?

[willsgotbeer]

Who founded America?

[CheesusTheGreat]

@willsgotbeer Europe

[willsgotbeer]

@CheesusTheGreat England!

And guess what? the american national anthem is based on a OLD ENGLISH PUB SONG! LOL STUPID AMERIFAGGS!

[imawakeish]

its a joke you humourless twats

[gendorokubungi]

stealin your language? LOL.

[sirFredricLagerblad]

Hillarious joke. But fact remain: Britain rules!

[bludevl3]

I dont speak english, i speak american.. the freedom language. GO AHEAD ACTIVATE YOUR TROLLDAR

[thedeadlyrambo1]

@bludevl3 Mines still up your mums ass

[thedeadlyrambo1]

You guys don't know how retarded it makes you sound when you say "I speak American" like Spacks

[ArwenImladris1]

"Nothing good has ever come out of Britain" LOL we created the worlds most spoken language which your speaking O.o We cant be that shite. trololol ;D

[rock853okg]

Big fat American coming out at 1:39.

[phish33194]

haha "thieving injuns" old timey gran torino-esque racism is so outdated that its funny

[will101page]

Anyone who cant see that this video is subtly taking the piss out of americans and america must me a retard...This video is much more sophisticated than it looks, it is playing on american stereotypes and basically is saying all americans are morons rather than mocking the british...Anyone who takes this seriously needs a refund on their education...This vid is like South Park, It subtly makes americans look like mentally inept morons, rather than mocking other countries...

[briancorley1991]

im english i found this hilarious 

[TheCockyCaucasian]

@MetroMartini, You just don't get it, do you? Even the description alludes to the satire of it -_-

[GCmediacourse]

sombody has watched to much of the The Patriot

[mickgjrice]

@GCmediacourse best film ever INDEPENDANCE DAY 4TH OF JULY

[GCmediacourse]

@mickgjrice Really I didn't think so. I thought the Exorcist was the best film ever. the patriot has a few plot holes in the film and also the british troops are stereotyped and also half the evil things the british troops in the film never happened. Its a Ok film but I think there are better films than the Patriot about the war of independence.

[GCmediacourse]

Most americans came from Britain

[andrewfink1]

@GCmediacourse actually most americans came from germany

[thedeadlyrambo1]

@andrewfink1 Germany never migrated during to Newfoundland in the 1700's so yeah they would be British

[andrewfink1]

@thedeadlyrambo1 Not now more americans have german decent then british

[thedeadlyrambo1]

@andrewfink1 Captain cook migrated to America.....No Germans did

[andrewfink1]

@thedeadlyrambo1 you are not making any fucking logical sense...please stfu

[whitbyjet65]

Come on.....I'm English & this is quite funny. It IS a joke folks.

[FadeToBlack888]

IM NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL BE FULL OF BRITISH PEOPLE EMBARASSING ME BY BEING RUDE TO OUR AMERICAN ALLIES AND FRIENDS. MOST BRITS DONT HATE YANKS YOU'RE JUST LIKE OUR BIG BROTHER WHO WE LOVE BUT WHO IS ANNOYING SOMETIMES :)

[scoeylad1]

Amercans come from the english so you stole our language just sayin

[JakyRedEyes]

Americans decend from Englishman, Just putting it out there, peace.

[TheBargar]

infiltrate your culture ? you dont have a culture.(or ever will ) Jack English your a jack off.... as for your balls .... you dont have any, a lot like your culture. So in closing no balls no culture no manners.

[Jordan123irving]

ahem i am British, and one its our language Dickhead, 2 we let you free, 3 we did the most the wars you just jumped in at the end to take the glory, 4 nearlly every country in the world hates america, 5. that old has a vagina!

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

Well America can suck my knackers and stop being spongles. And why are you white? Because you descend from English. And they claim they helped us in the war when they just jumped in right near the end to take the credit. The U.S army may be bigger but the British force are more skilled.

[CommonSenceMafia]

@WaNkInGsQuIrReL evidently you've never seen an American Marine

[lookitsstuart]

@WaNkInGsQuIrReL i cant understand the "english" you speak. try speaking american

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

@lookitsstuart I don't want to speak American. It's a crap language copied from England. American English is just wrong.

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

@lookitsstuart And we get free health care.

[thedeadlyrambo1]

@lookitsstuart Thats stupid

[XxAzureNekoxX]

Can we all stop fighting? America, Britian, and Canada are all epic. We have more in common than like any other countries. US,UK and CA FTW

[MissEgasMoniz]

Free health care.....ahahahahah....the failed crap NHS isn't really free. What a grim shit hole.

[Stupot80s]

Can't hear you over my Free health care mate.

[BestGowKills]

People who hate england havent ever been there they probably went to the shit parts

[kindahottish]

I'm glad theres a hate britain day, I absolutely fucking despise this country. Shit weather, rude folk, chavs and neds, fucking millions of non contributing immigrants, junkies, greedy leech-like bankers, corrupt government bent on making the poor poorer and the rich richer, scary unemployment, no exciting prospects for the majority, high crime rates I could go on and on. As soon as I've saved a bit of cash from my shitty wage job I intend on moving to Canada. Fuck this horrible little country.

[hemlock68]

@kindahottish Well said

[BestGowKills]

@kindahottish same with america dumb ass america has x5 crime rate and everything

[schmooisaninja]

good things from britain: trains, bagpipes, tea with milk, english language, anglican church,

hot air balloons, monarchy, james bond, harry potter, beatles, roast dinner, HAGGIS

bad things from britain: america

[Ulavenschweizer]

I like the way some people actually think that British people really cared about america's independence. It's only one small part of British history that no one in Britain really gives a shit about.

[KsantiMedia2]

It's funny because half of you don't realise he's taking the piss

[SuperTommike]

1,775 ppl sucked his old man balls

[chipoboyazz]

The two most patriot and best Countries in the world are America and Ireland. Fuck England thinking they own the world they remind me alot about the Nazis....oh yeah i like to call them Gayland

[thedeadlyrambo1]

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER OUR FREE HEALTHCARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andrewfink1]

@thedeadlyrambo1 ITs not free we are taxed..but its a joke so YAY!

[updisho]

@thedeadlyrambo1 nothing is free... you pay taxes therefore you pay for the healthcare. Tell me this... how much money was taken out of you paycheck last week? how much of it do you think went towards healthcare?

[GamingBoy58]

Everybody in England is A Snob

[chipoboyazz]

@GamingBoy58 You said it bro.

[robbo777cricket]

@GamingBoy58 your a tool, not everyone in England is a snob its just were better than you

[zombie817]

you stupid old

[planespotterx]

lol the man in this vid is a retarded old man. america is not better than britain. and we made english so they stole it, americans r just angry that the british have bigger cocks than them

[Poddymagee]

@planespotterx this was a joke you goon

[SuperTommike]

@planespotterx der...english exists in other countries not just the U.S. of A and britain. Also if he were retarded he wouldn't have been so damn funny ( i laughed so hard )

Third british don't have bigger cocks, cuz' there arn't any black ppl there. In America we co-exist with a race who have HUGE junk.

[LetsDoIT2k10]

oh please america are just jealous of our great country . they have never had an empire , they speak our language . Great Britain !!!

[Southernjuggalo63]

@LetsDoIT2k10 i wonder how many american food place u will eat at today and how many american based tv shows u watch lmao britian will be the middle east soon haha

[LetsDoIT2k10]

@Southernjuggalo63 iv eaten at no american food places today i wont watch any american programme today and we are in west europe so thats not really the middle east

[Southernjuggalo63]

@LetsDoIT2k10 sure ui wont mcdonalds and burger king are american food places no what im saying is middle easterners are taking over europe cause europeans are so multiculturist and pollitcly correct you will lose your country to immigrants just a fact of time

[gamblemadman]

@Southernjuggalo63 Hardly anyone I know eats Mcdonalds and BK ... we prefer chinese, indian and turkish food, and fish n chips.

British TV has almost nothing to do with America. Most if the world LOVES our TV(comedy, drama, movies etc). And British music is second to none.

The only US entertainment we like is movies .. and most of em are shit.

Dont make the mistake of thinking that US culture influences the UK anywhere near as much as it influences the rest of the world. We do our own thing.

[diehardwalnut]

"ALL" is an overstatement

[RandomVidz690]

Guys stop fighting this is obviously fake and who would make Fun of England when there last name is "English". Wtf?

[MrKaboom2011]

I hate people who copy American fashion. And answer to your statement at 00:45

what about Dad's Army, scones and the English language. America speaks English god dammit!

[pie4pies]

no life



[thebigseacucumber]

Mate, what lingo you speaking?

[xRyuBu]

how come at 0:08 there was the union jack then xD

[iEnglandUK]

I'm looking forward to watching this video in Spanish when the Mexicans take over.. you'll never be able to rape our language again.

Go Mexico! Vote Obama and Open Up Your Borders!

Amexica: Coming Soon :D :D :D

[CanadianMetal88]

@iEnglandUK Dude I'm originally from bristol and that was funny don't be so serious lol

[Kizzyboy08]

Nothing good comes from England? Someone should probably tell him what language he's speaking!

[gspotkentzoom]

@Kizzyboy08 AND THAT HE IS INFACT PROBABLY BRITISH LIKE ALL AMERICANS,HA

[hd92k9]

its a wind up seriously guys get over it, how can the Americans hate the British and how can the British hate the Americans, when we have alot of similarities

[Inspire6]

watching rude tube in england and loling

[ctcentralinfo]

Their should be a warning a warning message on this video for really stupid people who don't get sarcasm.

[mrchopleyrulesok]

Dude get a freaking life

[traumatisedscone]

"Remember nothing good came out of Britain"

Like America?

[Rhyseyboy9000]

Im English and this is just a joke not take it seriously for example "stealing our lauguage do you think someone would be that stupid you people just need to calm and and try to get along with people from the US