Trauma to the Groin by Heywood Banks

[codygrene]

4:45

[RaldyV]

I used to think a Trauma to the Groin hurt a lot. Then I took an Arrow in the knee.

[hunterinthebushes97]

1:50 "oooohhhhh thats nice"

[bjsh3675]

heywood has to be the funniest ever!!!

[vinnieboJ]

hilarious!!!!

[mattsterman2007]

We wanted to collect the check from those video fools, so we taught our 3 year old the running headbutt the jewels. lol

[shufflers714]

thumps up if u muted



[Kontact21]

0:31 - That's not a trauma to the groin...that's trauma using your groin...also known as a "teabag."

[Mandy26101]

10 people have no sence of humor

[kategotscruples]

@Mandy26101 one person can't spell sense

[Ariakan1989]

@Lyiat forget a bat man! I've had a 4 year old lay me out with a sucker punch to the groin while shooting a basket ball...

[laylacute11]

grabbing them but there face in thier groin and everythinq

[Timmy19482]

10 people have no groins...

[pop2561]

ahhh god dam he swung why did he swing that why it hit him ahh look at 0:42

im 401 yes

[pop2561]

ahhh god dam he swung why did he swing that why it hit him ahh look at 0:42

[StormHunter91]

I know this has the same tune as an Irish drinking song. I just can't put my finger on the name...

[lilalchemist]

I may be a girl listening to this but I feel bad for all the guys in the pictures.... And all the guys who have had trauma to the groin! XD

[GoodAvatar]

Hey.... I want to seriously sing this!

Is anyone bored enough to get all the lyrics down?

I'm busy.

But while I'm not going to FORCE anyone to do it, I'd REALLY like to sing this around a campfire.

[plumber601]

Andno one seemsto evcer have the camera running when I have some thing happen to me.......

[RANGERDAWG290]

0:53.....ouchies

[KironStrife]

to all the people complaining about Bob and Tom laughing in this one, go and buy Haywoods album on iTunes. this is a radio excerpt from Haywoods 20 year anniversery on the show, so of course they're going to be on it.

[KiteFlyingMe]

That didnt look painful at all!!! Groin shots sooo do not hurt as much as people say they do...they are sooo over rated!

[Lyiat]

@KiteFlyingMe

Have you ever been hit in the groin? Male or female, it huuuurts. A bat to the balls will put any proper man on the floor.

[ironlightning1]

@KiteFlyingMe u r obviously a girl if anything. bc they are underrated if anything.

[Soraman11]

9 poeple had a trauma to the groin.

[ClaytonStaples]

Why does this seem like a drinking song?

[vivalaleta]

@ClaytonStaples An IRISH drinking song...why not? that's the random genius of Heywood.

[madelynn542]

this is hilarious omgs

[Rechstulk]

I shall defeat you! BOOT TO THE HEAD!!

Pfft. Trauma to the groin.

OH SH-- Oh God that hurts...

[AIdiotJust]

CLASSIC!!!! I absoluetly love Heywood Banks with his vast knowledge of comedy. Oh yeah and... TRAUMA TO THE GROIN!!!

[JoeyPowellIsNotDead]

I'd like it better if Bob, Tom and Chick would shut the hell up

[FishSticksFile]

Bob and Tom ruin another song by laughing like dumbasses

[joriolt]

Would be much funnier without those douche waffles Bob and Tom and their stupid laugh track.

[oneidawats]

hey, @joriolt -if you want it without the B & T laughs, BUY the track from iTunes. If it weren't for "those douche waffles" all the great comedians they feature would be unknown to most of us. Heywood and MANY others owe their success to B & T.

[assassinofkings360]

so true so true

[MrSulake]

My new favorite Irish drinking song :D

[michaelj20011]

nice. ya walk funny even after only watching that one OUCH!!!

[117375]

Barry dont hane ne balls to hit. To many roids.

[rubixluver123]

LOL Big time!!!!!

[gr8fuljer]

The baseball player at 0:43! YEEOWCH!

[slister45]

@gr8fuljer And it's Barry Bonds!  MWAHAHA

[myaim07]

LOL!

[PuppyChowLandGuy]

tht one football one looked painfull i fell sorry for tht longhorne

[gocards1982]

@PuppyChowLandGuy lol BLOCK THAT KICK!!!

[tprjj49707]

What is the origin of pic #2? looks like sort of graphic novel?

[MrRolex96]

i love this song if you want more listen to the bob and tom show in the morning

[homerholic]

I have always been a weird Al fan, but now its heywood that has won me over...

[skarredspartan]

Same here!

[Cherries113]

holy crap! i heard this on bob and tom today! it was hilarious!!!

[bjchit]

At 0:43 that didn't hurt him in the least, as his rampent steriod use shrunk his testicles into his body, leaving his shriveled scrotum to resemble what scientist's refer to as a "Mangina".

[badgerbrother42]

i got to go see him in a concert! he was in ohio right near me! was awsome!

[meneses1998]

my teacher would play this is class when i was in 5th grade!!!!

[scumbuddy]

@meneses1998  ............thats kind of sick

[NPC514]

That is the without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[533pm]

i get racked twice a weak at the least and im not kidding my nuts are a pain magnet why just this morning my Buddie hit me in the nuts with a baseball-bat i fell to the ground in pain he laugh so hard till i chased him down and repeatedly beat his nuts with a rubber mallet

[xxbenedict6xx]

* raises hand *

[supersmrf]

running headbutt to the jewels!!!

[supersmrf]

funny song

[RoyalGrigsby]

0:34 more like a trauma to the face!

[StoneyPoint100]

"So let us see a show of hands

And let it be resolved

That a trauma's much more funny

If your own groin's not involved"

[mheafey]

I first heard this song driving home fm work at 10 pm....AAA towed me out by 11:15.......... kidding but not really

[12fig]

NO SERIOUSLY SUB ME

[ImJustCoolLikeDat101]

What?

[12fig]

You said sub me....

[dirsta7]

n00bs

[ltc139]

only noobs spell noobs with 2 0's

[12fig]

Only dumbasses (the special sort in which you are part of) completely ignore spelling whilst complaining about others' spelling;noone spells here.

[ltc139]

1. you don't need to be a dick.

2. I was kidding.

3. I don't want to start a fight.

[12fig]

Yeah of course you were...

I commited genocide on yer-JOKE!

wahahaha

[ltc139]

NOOO lol

[another1bitesdadust]

i love it

[dlzonwlz]

you know you can convert youtube vids to mp3's.. just search it on google. or if you wanna save the video to your computer, go to keepvid(dot)com.

[PandaFerret]

i really wish heywood would put his songs on itunes.

[tankman45]

hey CarrieGal 555 wtf is a bulle, try bull or the plural form is bulls!

[WillyM79]

the bullfighter got it the worst IMO

[C1nd35]

9/11 had nothing to do with Iraq.

It was used as an excuse to invade.

The war was groundless and thousend of people are dying because of the greed of the american government.

[fopah]

hi im here to ruin everyones fun

[letzgooutdotcom]

You're too late. Carriegal, Masterthief and c1nd31 already did it by bringing in animal rights activism and politics somewhere where they had no business being.

They all deserve a trauma to the groin. A blow intense and accurate. An impression it should make.

[evilmurderproduction]

@letzgooutdotcom Really? someone actually brought up animal rights activism and politics into a Bob and Tom vid........now I don't feel like Im wasting by life compared to those folks.

[whussausername]

umm... ouch. i know im a month late but damn dude. ouch. those guys "slaughtering innocent people" are dying to protect america from a second 9/11. i cant say i agree with sending them there but being sent to die is not something to insult someone for.

[whussausername]

oh another onspiracy theorist... and i thought i was all alone out there.... well i didnt mention osama to start. i know he is gone for good, dead or alive. second... well i have no other thing to comment about. didnt mean to piss anyone off.

[bjchit]

Please, shut the fuck up.

[Purpl3P3NGu1n]

you could say anyone who slaughters animals are bloodthirsty. When they do the CEREMONIAL knives in the the bulls neck, they go into the fat on the back of the neck. A lot of time the bull is then cut up and eaten.

[zergling2626]

i winced throughout the whole video

[BlackrocWarloc]

*shivers* ow..

[skymir27]

thats very great, funny and a little bit hot even for a real straight LOL

[suckyskater9]

i'm scared for my balls now.

[Lahanz]

This is disturbingly specific O.o;

[oddotheweird]

and all us guys who listened to this song, cringed at one point or another :D

[ocssports11]

oddotheweird1, u are absolutely correct. For me, it was the part when heywood stepped on the rake in the garden. OUCH

[fadetoblack2104]

You got that right. For me it was the punter getting the guy right in the jewels at 2:47. OUTCH!

[bjchit]

I bet that guy really wished he hadn't blocked the punt after that.

[nickjonasbrolover94]

ha ha very funny wood

[another1bitesdadust]

its just u it says trauma 2 the groin

[fallenforeternity]

Damn, I'm glad I'm not a boy.

[Jackz01]

out of curiousity, did anyone notice the singer said "a trauma to the boins", or is it just me?

[dreggan]

he said trauma to the boys

[Jackz01]

ah, well thanks for lettin me know

[KurtmanJP]

If anyone has the song "I Thaw Her Standing There" by Heywood Banks, could they please send it to me? I've looked all over and I don't want the full album, just that one song. It's also called The Harrooning song.

[GxUnitxScoota]

2:02 He learned how to fly. >.>

[filijohnpino]

1:32 no wonder American dont want to play soccer =P

[bjchit]

That, and the 60 minute 0-0 ties it often times ends in.

What?

[SlashinWacker]

besides the fact the game is 90 mins, at 60 mins, u still hav 1/2 an hour..........

[mrmillerlitedude69]

Trauma to the groin! Damn, that hurts!!

[rockyourself13]

lol the lady opening her car in the backround

[footballdude232]

football playier wont be walking right for a while

[UHOHPOOPYPANTS]

maybe not he was prolly wearin a cup

[footballdude232]

what if the cup Slid up

[galacticdude7]

that is hilarious man

[ccman2007]

Hey, finally something funny with Barry Bonds!

[WeeKnight101]

Trauma to the groin!!!

[abbeyroadbeatlesfan]

not the nuts

[ImNoDucky]

LMFAO!

[bjchit]

That first picture he's just paddling him.

[bjchit]

Does anybody not cheer for the bull in bullfighting?

[kurokoneko13]

I don't have those parts but this song always makes me wince! And laugh.... Definately laugh more then wince!

[flattire78]

but there is a pic i think of a girl getting it there

[BMDFUNNYVIDS]

he i was holding my balls by the end of the vid

[systemofadown3210]

it turned u on that much?! lol...jk

[israeladrianaraujo]

0:34 Gimi Head Bitch

[fishboy0072320]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[medicman232]

hey to see some video footage of trauma to the groin look up " Super troopers EMS style " rate and comment

[formerfan]

"Boy, that's funny stuff."

[mattandbri356]

WOW!!

[kuliimjulischreiben]

0:58, lol

[empath69]

Little tip taught to me by my grade-school gym teacher (who'd been a world-class weightlifter & martial artist) when suffering from "A trauma to the groin":

If you can still move, jump up and land on your heels - legs locked straight. It won't magically cure things completely, but it WILL hurt less.

[makememikey]

Total ownage <=3

[tstlz10]

thts the best part about a trama to the groin, u want it to happen, but if it happens to u, u get pissed! after u get it hit, u got bout 1 second b4 the pain. then good luck:)

[ElveeKaye]

Definitely one of his best!! ^_^

[naredlac]

i feel sorry for the bullfighter [2]

[lightningchick345]

lol

[comedyfreak1000]

i feel sorry for the bullfighter

[ElveeKaye]

I don't. XD

[louswire]

me neither... poor bull got that crotch funk on his horn now...

[mwamphmoshboy]

mega lols <8'D

[omisbaby]

lol haha

[ForteBass1983]

"The blow and ten cent accurate"

I think you're looking for "intense and accurate" which would make a hell of a lot more sense.

[yosoyelrey7]

after seein that stupid toast song by heywood banks...i thought the guy was not funny at all....but this song COMPLETLY proved me wrong lmao

[truinfini]

dude the toast song is the funniest next to the revenge song.

[yosoyelrey7]

i dun find it funny at all...not even stupid funny...the revenge song tho..thats hysterical

[sabit9]

yeahhhhh toast

that soong is awsome

[hawkfan1124]

I love this song, it always makes my day

[lazerlock89]

the first two soccer players are easily the funniest

[hardyfan9168]

hahaha oh god that so funny i almost pissed my self LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerryfos785]

think a trauma to the groin would prevent that:P

[TheRougeStallion]

running head butt to the jewels^_^ I wouldn't be happy about the first take

[mifffle]

Thats...lovely. O.o

[Xankar1]

haywood is amazing, i love this song, and the revenge song, i hope you die by jon wing is good too

[DXWarrior11]

where can I find the song?

[DXWarrior11]

so the song title is trauma to the groin?

[raymondtudor]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uswrestlerjock]

HAHA. Thanks! Funny! Great video

[Kaayuka]

this is the first time i've ever heard this...lovely

[shizzlewizzle007]

awesome song. thanx for the add

[martin0luther0wanabe]

i never heard this song from Heywood. thanks dirsta.

[dirsta7]

it sure was

[ShadowSoldior]

LOL What are the odds I'd find this song on here and it was just put up today?

[shriimpp]

that's pretty damn awesome