Florida Voting Machine

[ACCallODuty]

This is not his video.

[roxtar55]

@SharlieMcKnight LOL faggoty white prince

[roxtar55]

@SharlieMcKnight LOL crackerjack

[dakar20074x4]

hahahahahahahahahhahahha 555555555555555555555555555555­555555555555/5

[CNN911Fakes]

kerry is the same as bush.

[nameofthepen]

Free and fair elections! Just the way we like 'em!

signed: George "We pledge our support to Israel" Bush

/watch?v=GHvUnqAdGvU

[rdccdr801]

I'm sure John McCain is having a few of these machines custom made to have him win a few swing states.

[tetavo]

hahaha! now we know how george bush *really* got elected.

is that boom chicago of amsterdam, netherlands?

[straightofdahood]

not far from the truth

[CelticReject]

FANTASTIC and so true

[soccergirl97979]

thats probably how they do it 2

[monster98012]

this is  funny

[ninjanaut123]

JOHN F"N KERRY!!!

lol

5/5

[efpro]

lol

[ddblaster10]

now it all makes sense

[potc3luver]

never gets old. saw the original version about.........5 years ago or so and have never gotten tired of this

[unknown2k6pl]

no wonder bush won

[Psy0pAgent]

OMFG soooo hilarious. Shame them to hell. They have to trick everyone since they aren't good enough or smart enough in the first place.

[speciesamused]

Lol good. Thanks for the laughs.

[1966BOBBY]

Funny, funny, sad, funny.

[miketheday]

Hahahah, cracked me up! It's funny, but sad as hell too! These Diebold machines are a laughing stock of the folks who know about them. Diebold has since changed their name because their cover has been blown. If you want to buy an election, get in touch with those people. You could probably call someone at AIPAC to put you in touch.

Thanks for sending NOM!

[nameofthepen]

Hail from America with a big Ahahahahaaaaa! :D

[GunsAnd90sRock]

As big a load of bullshit as this is, I love it. Fucking hilarious!

[nicidy]

no wonder george w. bush became president

[F33bs]

More like:

*Are you black?*

"Yes"

*SHUTTING OFF*

*Hails cab*

*Drives to more affluent and white community*

*BOOTING UP*

*Hey, George Bush right?*

"Yep"

*Thanks!*

[girlygirl825]

omi gosh guys please stop arguing and just do comments about the video i mean this is the whole point of comments not to argue and this whole being american situation you belive in what you belive and that is that okay now please post comments about the vid which i must say is an oldie but goodie!

[TonyMiiros92]

hilarious, remember this one

[Brent0788]

Priceless.

[theFoodEater]

LOL. That's all I can say, and it's so true...

[EspectroDK]

LOL

To Rawk4Life, lol, what's wrong with legal abortian?

[sbruton40002000]

lol..abortion,,whats worng with it? the questiong there is: what is right about it?

[leeevi92]

That's so true :D

[harrow555555]

This video is fucking awesome, i feel sorry for you guys in america having such an idiot as your president but don't worry he'll be gone in a few years!

P.S - Rawk4Life has no friends

[Rawk4Life]

Wow, how mature of you to add that I have no friends. I don't agree with everything Bush does, but at least he wasn't like Clinton where he was screwing around having extra marital affairs and dodging the imporant issues facing our country.

[harrow555555]

oh yeah bush has been facing the real important issues facing your country. You see statistics show that America hasn't killed enough foreigners and f*cked ova enough foreign countries in the past couple of years but don't worry bush has sorted that problem out!

[Rawk4Life]

You don't have to take my word for it, but Hilary Clinton could do alot worse than what you assume Bush is doing.

[harrow555555]

hah hah she'd have to do a pretty shit job, you're telling me that it's possible to do a worse job than destroying your own country's economy, widening the gap between rich & poor, & completely fucking over the middle east? What could hilary possibly do that's worse? Blow up Australia?

[Rawk4Life]

So you're telling me you'd prefer partial birth abortion be reinstated as being legal and a higher tax increase rather than being at war with Iraq? Yeah, that's a smart way of thinking. If Iraq would quit screwing around with Israel, our soldiers wouldn't need to be over there right now.

[harrow555555]

"If Iraq would quit screwing round with Israel" HOLY SHIT you are fucking ignorant aren't you?! The Iraq situation has nothing to do with Israel. I dunno bout partial birth abortion but i'd prefer a higher tax over having my country be responsible 4 one of the most astronomical fuck ups of all time

[harrow555555]

Besides at the rate you guys are going you're gonna need to raise taxes anyway so you can pay for the cost of thousands of your troops to be stationed in a hostile foreign country fighting a war that is never going to end. But i guess it's worth it for all the oil right?

[Rawk4Life]

Think again, if Hilary is anything like Bill, and you know she is, all of our tax dollars will once again go to the Democratic Party so they can spend it useless items if Hilary becomes President. The Democrats are money moochers and liars, that is why I'll never vote for them.

[harrow555555]

let's get things straight first up. I'm not from your country. At the end of the day i would take pretty much anything over the sort of person who was stupid and arrogant enough to do what Bush Jnr. did with Iraq. You guys are yet to suffer the FULL consequences of his actions there & when u do you're gonna b in 4 a shit time.

[Rawk4Life]

There we have it, end of story. You don't live in the United States, so you should not even CARE what George W. Bush does unless it is negatively affecting your country. I already suffered enough during the Clinton Administration, I am shocked to believe you think Bush is doing worse.

[harrow555555]

Yeah i wouldn't care what he did if he wasn't going out completely fucking up the middle east and creating havoc all round the world. Problem is he is creating a fucking huge mess that the rest of us are gonna have to clean up. But nah all good man you get lower taxes that's sweeeeet as, ppl like u give americans a bad name.

[Rawk4Life]

YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICAN, so how can you make a snap decision such as saying I give people in my country a bad name? So basically, your assumption is that I am a shame because I am against abortion and gays in the military, and have nothing against the war in Iraq. I guess I am glad you're not in my country with all your Anti-patriotism hate speech.

[harrow555555]

hah hah hah hah hah hah hah omg! Now i know that you really are a fuckwit, you're against gays?! Go back to the 18th century man, i'm not gay but it's the 21st century bro grow-up. You accuse me of hate speech when you the one doing all the hate talking? I may not b american but doesn't mean i don't kno wat i'm talking bout, i kno enuf to know bush is a cunt

[Rawk4Life]

I am not against gays, I just believe it's a sick and disgusting lifestyle. I'll never understand why a guy would rather screw with a male he can't have kids with than get full satisfaction from an able-bodied female.

[harrow555555]

Neither can I understand that but if that's what they wanna do then that's their decision. I've had enough of arguing with you i got better things to do with my time. See you later, have fun sucking on Republican dick for the rest of your life.

[Rawk4Life]

You've had enough, but you still get pleasure out of hurling childish insults. All I can say is don't blame me if people start calling you foolish for continuing a needless debate from here on out.

[SP567]

HEY Rawk. I AM an American and you're a jerk. You don't know a damn thing about what's going on in the world or you wouldn't be running your mouth. I stopped being patriotic in Vietnam.

I "fought for my country" so people like you could have the freedom to talk stupid, have more wars and think we're better than everyone else in the world. Hundreds of thousands are dead. Get a life. If you're in a fox hole, no one cares if your gay as long as you help your fellow soldiers get out alive.

[Rawk4Life]

All I will say is this: comments like yours are the exact reason why I finally decided to quit debating politically through the comments section of this video. One of the most unpatriotic things any American can do is to insult another American and/or downgrade the U.S. Military for their war efforts. As for Vietnam, it's your problem for continuing to remain in America if you have no reason to support this country for the least 4 decades.

[harrow555555]

oh Rawk4life would you just shut the fuck up. There's a difference between patriotism and having the ability to do a little bit of "self-evaluation" to make sure you and your country are doing the right thing. Go back to doing your political science degree at the University of Douchebags and stop thinking you have the right to lecture a Vietnam vet on being anti-patriotic.

[Rawk4Life]

I am done arguing technically. I just find it funny that people like SP567 make a remark on a three month old comment and assume I am going to start up a whole new debate.

[SP567]

Let it go Harrow. Thanks anyway. The situation speaks for itself.

[roxtar55]

@SP567 yeah thats why obama won. haha fuck you bitch

[ELGROOVER]

harrow555555

"What could hilary possibly do that's worse? Blow up Australia?"

Possibly : |

[sbruton40002000]

I think Rawk4Life is quite intelligent actually....your the one seeming extremingly ignorant. Now I could go one seemingly to try and bashg whatever country you are from, but I'm not as arrogant as that

[harrow555555]

I'm not ignorant man, the whole world is laughing at your country cause of what your president has done to both your country and the rest of the world. Legal abortion isn't the most moral thing around but compared to the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of innocent ppl in a foreign country in the middle east it's by far the lesser of two evils.

[sbruton40002000]

Like I said...go ahead and bash whatever you want about my country..but I am not so moronic.

[harrow555555]

Will do, you're country has passed it's peak, thanks to George Bush it is now well and truly on it's way out. I feel bad for the 98% of americans who are all good but can only laugh at the idotic proportion of your country (of which you are obviously a part of) who STILL support Bush. Long story short, you have a horrible life.

[sbruton40002000]

hahahahahahahaha....I have a horrible life? Oh ya, you are so right..(just in case you couldn't detect the sarcasm in that statement, I pointed it out for you) lol. America doesn't suck at all. I'm glad to be an American and I wouldn't have it any other way. End of fight, its over. OK? ok

[SP567]

A lot of us are freaking out. This video is too real. At least half of us are trying to turn this mess and stop it. Nothing's working. You're right in what you're saying. I'm a Vet. The nerds denying what you're saying are the ignorant ones. We are and will pay a terrible price for this mind set.

[Nesbrurules]

Haha^^ That rocked

[n8dawg123]

LOL

[axelrod1961]

It´s really bullshit......

[TMartinez22]

funny

[Caesar185]

HAHAHAHAHA!

I thought as much.

[bushputz]

This video is hilarious now, but 2008 isn't too far off. Let's not let it happen again. Voting machines need to provide a paper trail.

[ihatemichael]

Lol

[erikaaa563]

OMG thats so so sooooo funny

i love it

[xHappygolucky]

wo nice

[froggykona]

thats soooo funnY!!!

[Rawk4Life]

Whatever, to each his own, but that's the pure and simple facts. John Kerry never once mentioned his 20 years of experience in the Senate to validate his eligibility for U.S. President.

[Rawk4Life]

Sonic, that's not the purpose of the video. It was a satire obviously made to prove that John Kerry didn't have the right qualifications to become President, especially when he focused on his 3 purple hearts rather than his experience in the U.S. Senate.

[WNanette]

PLEASE.

[xxKohakuKittyxx]

Exactly. It was so annoying! All the time, he'd talk about his "three purple hearts". Was that all he talked about? Seriously! ><

[Caesar185]

Sad. Another pro-Bush supporter who can't see through the corruption.

At least, I hope not....

[Rawk4Life]

Like it or not, he is our President and while he may not be the politician you're into, it's un-American to disrespect an individual in the highest office. If he is such a horrible President, why hasn't anyone made any successful attempts to impeach him?

[tynidude]

oh mu good you ignorant , fuck you are so full of shit ...stop etaing burgers and drinking coke , and get out of your country fat bastard

[Rawk4Life]

Interesting, you judge me when you don't even know what I look like? By the way, burgers and Coke are American products, so that's irrelevant to the issue. Where do you live, you suggesting I leave my country and come to yours and duke it out? Sorry, but I have more important things to do than to mess with a non-intellectual like yourself.

[fifimcflea]

because the republicans have taken over the senate and the white house.

[harrow555555]

You're a piece of shit

[sbruton40002000]

very nice....I agree completley, although I feel kind of bad for you, your gonna have to argue with quite a bit of ignorant morones to get yourself out of that one....lol

[SonicError]

that looks about right bush cheating to win.good vid!:o

[TaintedChozo]

<3 it :D

[xXxlostxXxsoulsxXx]

that's Halarious... gave it a 5*'s.. lol...