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  • @OxenOrb Zero's the fucking man, man.

  • I fuckin' love David Cross

  • This is completely unrealstic. Tobias Funke would never be this good around a woman.

  • oh god lol

  • That's Abbey Brooks, an actual pornstar. You may also know her from such titles as Asses of Face Destruction 6, Curvy Girls 2, Brat School, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, and Busty P.O.V.

  • @AbortedHitlerCock reminds me of Bree Olson lol

  • @AbortedHitlerCock And how did YOU find this out? hmmm?

  • @SethHesio Hours of intensive research. Hours.

  • That's the guy from Small Soldier's. Nice tits on the girl anyway.

  • @Liam1993R its tobias

  • I get really hungry for some sausage

    ....

    pizza

    Hahahaha.

  • bkwassss

  • I love this. If every porn movie was like that the world would be a better place!

  • huhu no touch i aint no hoho

  • huhu no toch i aint no hoho

  • Chinese porn...

  • @arvelos76 LOL

  • best porno ever

  • Isn't that the same actor who played that cripple guy in Scary Movie 2? Sure looks like it.

  • @Daandude1 Yeah, that would be David Cross.

  • @Daandude1 What a horrible way to know David Cross, I feel for ya man... The guy is a legend.

  • @cybernetics I know David Cross actually from alot better movies like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, however I know Scary Movie is well known and I did not knew his name at the time lol.

  • fuck,that big ass hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • pizza pie

  • Its Justin Bieber when he is 40

  • @Donmasto please let me know if you found out????., ive been looking for this track for so long man!!!!!.,

  • OMG

  • I love how much he sounds like Christopher Cross when he's singing this.

  • "Well, listen to this song I just farted out"

    lol

  • james gunn had a similar sketch in one of his "porn parody" sketches, only there were cowboys and angry director. who was first?

  • am i the only one who wants a full song version of this. its sooo catchy

  • who is the sexy girl?????

  • Abbey Brooks is her name.

  • @jkdeadite THANK YOU

  • i <3 david cross.

  • flying sausages what the fuck XD

  • I never had such an urge to torture someone as i have right now.

  • this guy's from Mr. Show, really underrated show.

  • this guy was in men in black 2

  • so was your mother...as the alien at the end!!!

  • @Sunno94

    And men in black one also, he is the guy hitting the cockroaches with the fly swatter.

  • nice acting :d

  • is this the guy from flight of the concord?

  • are you a retard?

  • yes, yes he is

  • 'werear'all outta of breadsticks''

  • haha this was my favourite part as well for some reason.

  • isnt that whatsherface from 8 simple rules?

  • no shes on the big bang theory it just sounds a bit like her but doesnt look like her

  • the off 8 simple rules and big bang is called Kayley Couco (excuse the wrong spelling) HOWEVER this girl here is a pornstar called Abbey Brookes, search her and enjoy.

  • will do.

  • wasnt that guy in scary movie 2?

  • Nope, doesn't do it for me...

  • she has nice tits : ) i could suck on them any day

  • When you say shit like that I dout you could get close to her in anyway let alone do that.

  • @godsrightbuttcheek last time I told a girl I was 'all out of breadsticks' she helped me write a poem about swans

  • Dr. Tobias Fumke what are you doing?

  • i aint no ho ho

  • ok if u think she doesent have a nice ass i disagree she's got a nice figure and thats bum jiggaly so imo she perfect xD well kinda

  • shes a BBW

  • Excuse me for being ignorant or stupid but what is a BBW?

  • a BBW is a big beautiful women, doesnt generally mean fat tho

  • Cheers always wondered that

  • Gay!

  • Is the comedy too base to be considered the next step in 'awkward comedy'? I don't mind that it's fairly unstructured, but it might be relying a bit too much on shock value. Hard to say...any opinions?

  • boooooooooooner

  • OH YEAAAAH

  • i would love 2 fuck dat

  • nice tit's and awesome ass ????

  • the girl is called abbey brooks, shes a porn star

  • thanx haze, I've just Googled her to see her shaved nakedness.

  • ohlol XD

  • I love you too, David Cross.

  • this thing made me horny...-.- lol

  • jesus man its a fuking joke

    dont u guys understand??

    idiots

    i found it funny =D

  • Normally I do not find cheesy stuff like that funny but that really had me laughing!

  • who is the chick in this

  • it's like you know every chick on the planet... :D

  • flying lotus son

  • @saxophones whats the track name man? ive been looking for so long., post me if u know plz!!!!!???

  • I like turtles

  • she hot and fat

  • Chunky is the term... chunky

  • LMFAO!

  • that was a funny audio preview

  • hahahahahhahahahahahaaa

    great

  • Bring Back Arrested Development!!

  • this is great hahaha

  • David Cross you blow hard!

  • david cross rlz

  • and that guy is in MIB2!

  • that chick is hot

  • >as they say

  • if she wants it give it to her no questions asked -.- as they ask "ask and you shall recieve" ;)

  • argl i've become a porn connoisseur -_- that be abbey brooks and yes there's a weird pizza porn series. and i think this is probably influenced by that.

  • hey its the guy from run ronnie run!

  • ace

    who is this guy americans??

  • i aint no hoe hoe!

  • i think shes an actual porn star.

    they are takin the mick out of big sausage pizza. a shit porn site... i think...

  • yeah, she's a porn star

  • they not..

  • Thats soooo funny.

  • I feel dirty now.

  • 0:33 OOOOOOH YAAAAH

  • david cross u lucky bastard

  • i do her shes hot :P

  • :O Including Scary movie 2 that is like the second time he has dodged getting his dick sucked, MAJOR LAWL

  • I would wreck that pussy so badly, she would bleed.

  • I didn't know she was a porn star.

    I love David Cross.

  • abbey brooks is so hot. lol

  • lol, so cliché

  • haha, how?

  • Because it's parodying a cheesy porno, pizza boys are a cliché, and so are locker rooms.

    But the rest of it is just genius.

  • oh yea, i guess.

  • Just so everyone knows...

    the woman is a porn star...

  • nice cans babe

  • good old David Cross. always a quality turn

  • Anyone happen to know what the tiny clip of music at the end is?

  • She's porn star, Abbey Brooks.

  • omg who is that lady?

  • i wanted to see his dick i wanted to see action and fucking

  • Too bad, this was BETTER

  • NICE!! hahah

  • Weird Funny Shit.....Shez A babe

  • i wish hehowed his  thing it would be intersting hahaha

  • whats her name?

  • Abbey Brooks!

  • chubby bunny

  • Lol In the end, this is so true. Stop making a whore out of yourselves!

  • Jesus fucking Christ.

  • Her name is Abbey Brooks.

  • she is realy really hot!

  • gay boi

  • "after a long work i get really hungry for some sauge...pizza."

    and tbf who would say not to that really come on

    i would tap dat

  • *sausage

  • Hahah, she's proper sexy. Nice curves

  • really fat and ugly granny XD

  • was he in scary movie?

  • yes

  • ha lologram

  • wanker

  • Women with more hip fat produce healthier children. :P

  • Boobs are fat too. But I love them.

  • She's really good looking and very hot!

  • whos the girl lol?!

  • I have three words for this pile of shit they call a video.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • "I ain't no hoe-hoe"

  • wow they get pornstars to do skits now.

  • forgot the dude's name hes an actor...

  • David Cross... Or as I like to call him, the loser from Small Soldiers.

  • Or as I like to call him, the legend from Arrested Development!

  • or as i call him the person out of alvin and the cipmunks

  • I prefer out of Arrested Development, which ruled, not Alvin and the Chipmunks, which sucked and everyone involved knew it.

  • Or as i like to call him, A GOD ON EARTH!!!

  • its nice!!!!!!!

  • The cuddly blonde babe is absolutely gorgeous. The guy is a typical yank gobshite.

  • iv seen a picture of this guy pissing on our flag; come over to england and we will fucking hang you with it you prick

  • Ever get Pish filled hardon?!

  • Forget skinny chicks!!!  shes got plenty to hang on to, shes the most beautiful thing i've seen. dono about u lot but im of for wank.

  • hahaha! ditto mate. I couldnt agree more

  • She's hot I like her size

  • i wouldn't use that tip he said at the end to my gf i would say go whoe do blow haha lol

  • i wouldn't say go whoe do blow

  • i want to fuck that girl!!!

  • "they were owl out of breadsticks"

  • very funny.

  • he's in scary movie 2 isn't he, hahahhaha funny video, have you seen my videos there a good laugh too, keep up the good work

  • i got enough sausage for ya :P

  • Shes got a big arse.

  • fit

  • Nothing says i love you more than a punch to the ovaries.

  • its that guy from men in black that works at the morge place p.s. damn that girl makes my twig stiff

  • bthhhhhhhhhh