That's Abbey Brooks, an actual pornstar. You may also know her from such titles as Asses of Face Destruction 6, Curvy Girls 2, Brat School, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, and Busty P.O.V.
@cybernetics I know David Cross actually from alot better movies like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, however I know Scary Movie is well known and I did not knew his name at the time lol.
Wow...she's so fine. other than she looks better nude ;). She's got plenty of vids up at sexi19 (dot) com . You have to register, but its completely worth it to spot her tits...
the off 8 simple rules and big bang is called Kayley Couco (excuse the wrong spelling) HOWEVER this girl here is a pornstar called Abbey Brookes, search her and enjoy.
Is the comedy too base to be considered the next step in 'awkward comedy'? I don't mind that it's fairly unstructured, but it might be relying a bit too much on shock value. Hard to say...any opinions?
recovering from what???abbey please let me know how may i help you i love you so much i'm your big fan from the philippines, just add my yahoomessenger id: ren_guillarte, please please let me know how can i help for you to recover from whatever it is please send you my love & care miss you abbey take good care of yourself keep that smile on you :)
argl i've become a porn connoisseur -_- that be abbey brooks and yes there's a weird pizza porn series. and i think this is probably influenced by that.
@OxenOrb Zero's the fucking man, man.
OneBadCoach 2 months ago 2
I fuckin' love David Cross
LynkxMan 3 months ago
This is completely unrealstic. Tobias Funke would never be this good around a woman.
JBSouthsea 4 months ago
oh god lol
nokiaowner 4 months ago
That's Abbey Brooks, an actual pornstar. You may also know her from such titles as Asses of Face Destruction 6, Curvy Girls 2, Brat School, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, and Busty P.O.V.
AbortedHitlerCock 5 months ago 9
@AbortedHitlerCock reminds me of Bree Olson lol
123norway 2 months ago
@AbortedHitlerCock And how did YOU find this out? hmmm?
SethHesio 1 month ago
@SethHesio Hours of intensive research. Hours.
AbortedHitlerCock 1 month ago
@AbortedHitlerCock lmao
SethHesio 1 month ago
That's the guy from Small Soldier's. Nice tits on the girl anyway.
Liam1993R 5 months ago
@Liam1993R its tobias
lockdown815 4 months ago
I get really hungry for some sausage
....
pizza
Hahahaha.
robm14 5 months ago
bkwassss
umar143chaudhry 8 months ago
I love this. If every porn movie was like that the world would be a better place!
Koolked96 10 months ago
huhu no touch i aint no hoho
AliochaB 11 months ago
huhu no toch i aint no hoho
AliochaB 11 months ago
Chinese porn...
arvelos76 1 year ago
@arvelos76 LOL
rozzalenda123 1 year ago
best porno ever
WindWalker940 1 year ago
Isn't that the same actor who played that cripple guy in Scary Movie 2? Sure looks like it.
Daandude1 1 year ago 3
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@Daandude1 Well yeah, it's David Cross.
BadMan51100 1 year ago
@Daandude1 Yeah, that would be David Cross.
Cultuz 1 year ago
@Daandude1 What a horrible way to know David Cross, I feel for ya man... The guy is a legend.
cybernetics 1 year ago
@cybernetics I know David Cross actually from alot better movies like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, however I know Scary Movie is well known and I did not knew his name at the time lol.
Daandude1 1 year ago
fuck,that big ass hmmmmmmmmmmmm
auntygomez 1 year ago
pizza pie
thehegarty87 1 year ago
Its Justin Bieber when he is 40
shadowofthenuter 1 year ago 4
@Donmasto please let me know if you found out????., ive been looking for this track for so long man!!!!!.,
jylebroadington 1 year ago
OMG
terksle 2 years ago
I love how much he sounds like Christopher Cross when he's singing this.
slinkyskunk 2 years ago 2
"Well, listen to this song I just farted out"
lol
Explodroid 2 years ago
james gunn had a similar sketch in one of his "porn parody" sketches, only there were cowboys and angry director. who was first?
PoniLubitPrygat 2 years ago
am i the only one who wants a full song version of this. its sooo catchy
Leemanlyness 2 years ago 4
who is the sexy girl?????
dezjsmith 2 years ago
Abbey Brooks is her name.
jkdeadite 1 year ago
@jkdeadite THANK YOU
GravDiga 1 year ago
i <3 david cross.
LaurenFitamant 2 years ago
flying sausages what the fuck XD
zaper002 2 years ago
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Wow...she's so fine. other than she looks better nude ;). She's got plenty of vids up at sexi19 (dot) com . You have to register, but its completely worth it to spot her tits...
helmik123 2 years ago
I never had such an urge to torture someone as i have right now.
tokinreefer 2 years ago
this guy's from Mr. Show, really underrated show.
deidarajunior1508 2 years ago
this guy was in men in black 2
Sunno94 2 years ago
so was your mother...as the alien at the end!!!
eatcress 2 years ago 8
@Sunno94
And men in black one also, he is the guy hitting the cockroaches with the fly swatter.
yellowcougar18 1 year ago
nice acting :d
Bleumange 2 years ago
is this the guy from flight of the concord?
rickieboon 2 years ago
are you a retard?
ghostmonkeyrape 2 years ago 3
yes, yes he is
wolfatthedoor81 2 years ago
'werear'all outta of breadsticks''
saxophones 2 years ago
haha this was my favourite part as well for some reason.
blueminerva 2 years ago
isnt that whatsherface from 8 simple rules?
phantomdoodler 2 years ago
no shes on the big bang theory it just sounds a bit like her but doesnt look like her
markbray69 2 years ago
the off 8 simple rules and big bang is called Kayley Couco (excuse the wrong spelling) HOWEVER this girl here is a pornstar called Abbey Brookes, search her and enjoy.
purplehaze26 2 years ago
will do.
markbray69 2 years ago
wasnt that guy in scary movie 2?
madmistriss 2 years ago
Nope, doesn't do it for me...
SmokeyAmp 2 years ago
she has nice tits : ) i could suck on them any day
tjsyrus 2 years ago
When you say shit like that I dout you could get close to her in anyway let alone do that.
godsrightbuttcheek 2 years ago 5
@godsrightbuttcheek last time I told a girl I was 'all out of breadsticks' she helped me write a poem about swans
rezzna1 5 months ago
Dr. Tobias Fumke what are you doing?
dathill 2 years ago 2
i aint no ho ho
U48 2 years ago
ok if u think she doesent have a nice ass i disagree she's got a nice figure and thats bum jiggaly so imo she perfect xD well kinda
ambushdude 2 years ago
shes a BBW
purplehaze26 2 years ago
Excuse me for being ignorant or stupid but what is a BBW?
jpkestrel 2 years ago
a BBW is a big beautiful women, doesnt generally mean fat tho
purplehaze26 2 years ago
Cheers always wondered that
jpkestrel 2 years ago
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her ass is a bit big? no?
staplerjm 2 years ago
Gay!
AnnuitCoeptisInferis 2 years ago
Is the comedy too base to be considered the next step in 'awkward comedy'? I don't mind that it's fairly unstructured, but it might be relying a bit too much on shock value. Hard to say...any opinions?
jjadgemini88 2 years ago
boooooooooooner
anongoat 2 years ago
OH YEAAAAH
joewhittles 2 years ago
i would love 2 fuck dat
Oatboy247 2 years ago
nice tit's and awesome ass ????
Oatboy247 2 years ago 2
the girl is called abbey brooks, shes a porn star
purplehaze26 2 years ago
thanx haze, I've just Googled her to see her shaved nakedness.
OskarMatzerath95 2 years ago 2
ohlol XD
HentaiOniisama 2 years ago
I love you too, David Cross.
LadyHaverchuck 2 years ago
this thing made me horny...-.- lol
zeonthedevilking 2 years ago
jesus man its a fuking joke
dont u guys understand??
idiots
i found it funny =D
wiguffy99 3 years ago 2
Normally I do not find cheesy stuff like that funny but that really had me laughing!
ripsterwoo 3 years ago 2
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this is beyond shit
loveupskirts 3 years ago
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good atvice at the end exept from the part when she dumps you afterwards :D
ultrasco7 3 years ago
who is the chick in this
glitchmaster07 3 years ago 3
it's like you know every chick on the planet... :D
vipmantas 2 years ago
flying lotus son
saxophones 3 years ago
@saxophones whats the track name man? ive been looking for so long., post me if u know plz!!!!!???
jylebroadington 1 year ago
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this is probably the least funny thing ive ever seen
jackmasterflash 3 years ago
I like turtles
punchinthepuss 3 years ago
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recovering from what???abbey please let me know how may i help you i love you so much i'm your big fan from the philippines, just add my yahoomessenger id: ren_guillarte, please please let me know how can i help for you to recover from whatever it is please send you my love & care miss you abbey take good care of yourself keep that smile on you :)
renguillarte 3 years ago
she hot and fat
glitchmaster07 3 years ago
Chunky is the term... chunky
KingKrisp7 3 years ago
LMFAO!
Glitcherzz 3 years ago
that was a funny audio preview
20SAULiO91 3 years ago
hahahahahhahahahahahaaa
great
20SAULiO91 3 years ago
Bring Back Arrested Development!!
gweggles 3 years ago
this is great hahaha
benmols 3 years ago
David Cross you blow hard!
shevville 3 years ago
david cross rlz
leadspot 3 years ago
and that guy is in MIB2!
thewiiforme 3 years ago
that chick is hot
thewiiforme 3 years ago 2
>as they say
nitemare667 3 years ago
if she wants it give it to her no questions asked -.- as they ask "ask and you shall recieve" ;)
nitemare667 3 years ago
argl i've become a porn connoisseur -_- that be abbey brooks and yes there's a weird pizza porn series. and i think this is probably influenced by that.
User89620 3 years ago
hey its the guy from run ronnie run!
Danihilator 3 years ago
ace
who is this guy americans??
breid1981 3 years ago
i aint no hoe hoe!
MrAppleby56 3 years ago
i think shes an actual porn star.
they are takin the mick out of big sausage pizza. a shit porn site... i think...
hassmann2000 3 years ago
yeah, she's a porn star
Janannne 3 years ago
they not..
Cobra9876 3 years ago
Thats soooo funny.
demite 3 years ago
I feel dirty now.
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago
0:33 OOOOOOH YAAAAH
Zentj 3 years ago
david cross u lucky bastard
melatten 3 years ago
i do her shes hot :P
melatten 3 years ago
:O Including Scary movie 2 that is like the second time he has dodged getting his dick sucked, MAJOR LAWL
stinkomanfan 3 years ago
I would wreck that pussy so badly, she would bleed.
asimon2006 3 years ago
I didn't know she was a porn star.
I love David Cross.
bakes7288 3 years ago
abbey brooks is so hot. lol
DNTfilmz 3 years ago 4
lol, so cliché
ElectricPid 3 years ago
haha, how?
Junt0000 3 years ago
Because it's parodying a cheesy porno, pizza boys are a cliché, and so are locker rooms.
But the rest of it is just genius.
ElectricPid 3 years ago
oh yea, i guess.
Junt0000 3 years ago
Just so everyone knows...
the woman is a porn star...
scchharoundthecorner 3 years ago
nice cans babe
CCPRec24 3 years ago
good old David Cross. always a quality turn
lustreboy 3 years ago
Anyone happen to know what the tiny clip of music at the end is?
TonySopr2 3 years ago
She's porn star, Abbey Brooks.
TheGuv123 3 years ago
omg who is that lady?
noobish1234 3 years ago
i wanted to see his dick i wanted to see action and fucking
superhotgirl18 3 years ago
Too bad, this was BETTER
scchharoundthecorner 3 years ago
NICE!! hahah
H2324 3 years ago
Weird Funny Shit.....Shez A babe
RogveStatvs 3 years ago
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shes really pretty
makhmaltchi 3 years ago 2
i wish hehowed his thing it would be intersting hahaha
superhotgirl18 3 years ago
whats her name?
shogan555 3 years ago
Abbey Brooks!
Dreoilin 3 years ago
chubby bunny
ar15xm15e2s 3 years ago
Lol In the end, this is so true. Stop making a whore out of yourselves!
PELUDINCALENTON 3 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ.
macarion 3 years ago
Her name is Abbey Brooks.
FurryFlounder 3 years ago
she is realy really hot!
sayeth182 3 years ago
gay boi
ajproductions08 3 years ago
"after a long work i get really hungry for some sauge...pizza."
and tbf who would say not to that really come on
i would tap dat
kickassemo 3 years ago
*sausage
kickassemo 3 years ago
Hahah, she's proper sexy. Nice curves
SomeBlokeLol 3 years ago 2
really fat and ugly granny XD
NewAmericanDream 3 years ago
was he in scary movie?
destinychef 3 years ago
yes
LMAHazz 3 years ago
ha lologram
123saramurphy123 3 years ago
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shes FAT
kenyansaiyan 3 years ago
wanker
ubernagash 3 years ago 3
Women with more hip fat produce healthier children. :P
MANofINACTION 3 years ago 3
Boobs are fat too. But I love them.
jimbles666 3 years ago
She's really good looking and very hot!
zaneura 3 years ago 2
whos the girl lol?!
Rob0wns 3 years ago
I have three words for this pile of shit they call a video.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
KingFirenze 3 years ago
"I ain't no hoe-hoe"
CptNameless 3 years ago
wow they get pornstars to do skits now.
samalex79 3 years ago
forgot the dude's name hes an actor...
reka10 3 years ago
David Cross... Or as I like to call him, the loser from Small Soldiers.
SonnyCorleone 3 years ago
Or as I like to call him, the legend from Arrested Development!
fybeedybee 3 years ago
or as i call him the person out of alvin and the cipmunks
911billyboy 3 years ago
I prefer out of Arrested Development, which ruled, not Alvin and the Chipmunks, which sucked and everyone involved knew it.
sictv13 3 years ago
Or as i like to call him, A GOD ON EARTH!!!
dominicjm 3 years ago
its nice!!!!!!!
reedhwan786 3 years ago
The cuddly blonde babe is absolutely gorgeous. The guy is a typical yank gobshite.
gazzo45 3 years ago 3
iv seen a picture of this guy pissing on our flag; come over to england and we will fucking hang you with it you prick
baronvonhilden 3 years ago
Ever get Pish filled hardon?!
eakokel 3 years ago
Forget skinny chicks!!! shes got plenty to hang on to, shes the most beautiful thing i've seen. dono about u lot but im of for wank.
godzillaseatindust 3 years ago 13
hahaha! ditto mate. I couldnt agree more
RustyMobile 3 years ago 3
She's hot I like her size
Stonio 3 years ago 9
i wouldn't use that tip he said at the end to my gf i would say go whoe do blow haha lol
jmon51342088 3 years ago
i wouldn't say go whoe do blow
jmon51342088 3 years ago
i want to fuck that girl!!!
NIGGATRONICUS 3 years ago 2
"they were owl out of breadsticks"
Raltaran 3 years ago
very funny.
SillyOclock 3 years ago 2
he's in scary movie 2 isn't he, hahahhaha funny video, have you seen my videos there a good laugh too, keep up the good work
crazyegg1982 3 years ago
i got enough sausage for ya :P
Flex99923 3 years ago
Shes got a big arse.
s4muraipayne 3 years ago 7
fit
2000GMAN2000 3 years ago
Nothing says i love you more than a punch to the ovaries.
locky86 3 years ago 5
its that guy from men in black that works at the morge place p.s. damn that girl makes my twig stiff
TheTester001 3 years ago 2
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SEXY But i am much hotter
Peachess19 3 years ago
bthhhhhhhhhh
borhany1979 3 years ago