Donnie Darko Philosophizes the Smurfs

[CreamyMacarooney]

And of course Vanity is "left-handed". Anyone with eyes can see that. What do you think the pretty pink flower in his bonnet represents? His *******! Pretty, pink, open and eager.

[CreamyMacarooney]

Donnie always frustrated the shit out of me, because he is wrong, wrong, wrong.

I hate to go all Brainy Smurf on you people, but here goes.

Gargamel forged Smurfette to destroy the Smurfs, by means of SEDUCTION. The Smurfs would become vulnerable to the LURE of SEX and thus be led to their graves. That's why he made it a female, duh.

And when she got her blonde makeover, she says "Hello, boys!" and Hefty says "I want your hole!" Don't believe me? See the Smurfette episode on here.

And of cou

[LuBuOWNZ]

Those guys are just sitting there, taking it all in, amazed.

[Oreo487]

"He Films The Gang Bang, Then Later On, He Beats Off To The Tape." Omg(:

[ChiVic64]

If I was Donnie, I wouldn't be lmao at their conversation.

[ChiVic64]

"Noo, not Vanity, I heard he was a homosexual"

makes me laugh ever time haha

[scottypar71]

Fuck you

[TheXLittleXPrincess]

Can I have your dick Donnie???

[Spuntikable]

Whats the point of living, if you don't have a dick?

[URNUTEACHER]

First one was Great!! Tks You Tube. Happpy 2012 to you all. You are the most artistic people of the Universal Language. Kitty Kelso

[enarolloyd49g]

Your video is a favorite on Macedonia

[Forumgehts]

The best part is missing at the end: "Dammit Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?"

[SkullboyVonGhastly]

Discussing smurfs and pussies... I simply adore this film.

[Mugsi]

What gentlemen.

[UberCamm]

Did anyone else ever notice that tree and it's resemblance to frank the bunny?

[tylowylo12321]

@UberCamm nice observation! the tree is also dead

[theSolo33]

he films the gangbang then beats off to the tape

[bieberhater2010]

At least it looks that way.

[bieberhater2010]

Donnie has two different bottles

0:59 and 1:06

[mashedperderders]

@bieberhater2010 He's secretly an alcoholic.

[bieberhater2010]

@mashedperderders haha i bet he is!

[VoulantisExperiments]

I always want to have a friend who resembles Donnie.

[marvanlee]

@VoulantisExperiments

Why don't you just be the one?

[job489]

How did Jake go from Donnie Darko to the Bubble Boy....seriously?

[DirtyWizard2021]

@job489 Wow, I completely forgot he was in that!

[ashebull123]

@job489 Well he's in Source Code, and that's a great thing.

[iNvictaStudios]

This makes up for the whole smurfs film.

[Piffinqton]

SMURFS ARE ASEXUAL? THAT JUST FUCKED ME UP ...

[shradegear]

I love how he gets so worked up about the smurfs

[TheRyenGuy]

Press 1 for: "Smurfette."

2: [pause, guy drinks] "Smurfette doesn't fuck."

3: "Because all the other Smurfs were getting to horny."

4: "He watches, okay?"

5: "He beats off to the tape."

6: "Gargamel's evil spy!"

7: "For the whole 'gangbang' scenario, PFFT"

8: "White pants."

9: "Point of living, if you don't have a dick?"

[TTDMFfreaknew]

@TheRyenGuy You're a looser.

[TheRyenGuy]

@TTDMFfreaknew Love you too

[aniandina]

i will never think of the smurfs the same way. Smurf movie... laughed the whole way through and only one guy laughed with me. When we walked out he told his wife, "Damn Donnie, why'd you have to get all smart on me?"

[candysprinkledmanga]

Donnie Darko. Best mind tripping movie ever made.

& what's with all of the shitty spam comments?

[breathefairy]

I havnt watched this with a family member or friend.. And if I did? It wouldn't be on moovies.com.

[Geardoodle]

Sounds like Lady Gaga's philosophy.

[aquapendulum]

Better than the actual Smurfs movie.

[brendonuriegirl123]

This is what made me feel awkward watching The Smurfs today XD

[dndrequiem]

00:44 Darko echoed my thoughts--he too is a child of the 80s or 90s.

[BloodOnTheLips]

<3

[Losermountain]

14 Smurfs disliked this video,, "what's the point of living,, if you don't have a dick??" HAHAHAHAHA

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Losermountain nope its just grouchy pushing the dislike button.

[kalphitekil]

@Losermountain 2 DISLIKES IN 6 MONTHS. LOL

[mikegez6]

i would totally watch the new smurf movie if the script was like this scene

[amarvel15]

so..... girls should give up living??



[tylowylo12321]

@amarvel15 dont be dumb

[amarvel15]

@tylowylo12321 hey whats the point of living, if you don't have a dick...

[TheQuadroneuron]

@amarvel15 Well yea...you heard the man.

[shmoker2010]

... while Vanity watches." LOLOL!!

[epicinteresting]

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick (or a vagina) in your bed? ;-)

[MrHuntum]

@SoApBoX The creator of the smurf cartoon actually confirmed that Donnie darkos explanation is true about the smurfs

[hidetheweeeed]

anyone who knows what the hell he's drinking? The red alcohol in his flask? PS! HE does the same thing in "giving up the gun" by vampire weekend music video! Probably a shout out to Donnie Darko! :D

[BigStick3456]

What's the point of living, if you don't have a dick?

Tell that to the French!

[IcyScythe]

@BigStick3456 ??? Last time I checked the French are stereotyped as being the best "lovers" in the world, with the Italians close behind.

[stopslutshaming]

@BigStick3456

In numerous studies, the French have been recorded as having some of the biggest dicks in all of Europe.

The more you know...

[fxc2]

@stopslutshaming It's funny. South Park explains all our wars and conflicts with the fact that the aggressive people have small dicks. Maybe that's why the French are such useless pussies?

[MiskatonicSC2]

@fxc2

You don't know a thing about world history if you're dissing the French.

[fxc2]

@MiskatonicSC2 Well apparently their dicks have just grown over the centuries.

[jako023]

@BigStick3456 wow your rude, your from the U.S I take it, right?

[lilgirlcry13]

hey not all u.s. ppl are rude fucks like that jerk off

[jako023]

@lilgirlcry13 ya i know i was playing on his french comment, i meant no offence, just fighting fire with fire

[TheWhiteStripes3]

I don't think Donnie gives a fuck about the continuation of the human race and reproduction. He's a teenage male who is under the influence of alcohol in this scene and hormones throughout the film, as he says "I think about fucking a lot during school." All he meant in this smurf scene was exactly what he said.

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[mary22lovey]

i love these comments and how everyones debating over having a dick.

[TheMasterSword16]

greatest scene in film history.

[louderthanlars]

@TheMasterSword16 - Or at least one of the greatest!

[14chrismak]

whats with the beginnning

[ILoveMyPlayStation]

"What's the point in life if you don't have a dick?"

Helloo? There are females in here -.- i'm actually quite happy with my vagina, thanks.

[SlyRaiderChick]

@ILoveMyPlayStation HAHAHA!! IKR!! there is only one thing i would change.... well ya know what i'm talkin about!!!

[zeroa69]

@ILoveMyPlayStation u missed the point...dick is metaphorical in this context....

[TheFreakAndSam]

@ILoveMyPlayStation it's not exactly supposed to just point out not having a dick, dick was bassically a metaphor for reproducing and life going on. he was trying to say that what's the point of living if this is it, there is no future, no more life, just death, and that's it, which is one of the main characters worst fears in the movie, that this is it and there is no purpose to life- if you didn't see the movie, you wouldn't get it.

also, ha-ha, you cant take a joke- or metaphor

[ILoveMyPlayStation]

@TheFreakAndSam don't be such a smartass i know what the fucking movie is about. and stop philosophizing about dicks

[TheFreakAndSam]

@ILoveMyPlayStation i ain't philosophising about dicks, youre just being a stuck up bitch

[Roseh77]

@ILoveMyPlayStation - No-one gives a fuck about your vagina, go away.

[grneyefin]

Tell it like it is Donnie... Go on and tell it... we're listening :)

[ifightforfun27]

"quote everyone just fucking heard"

[ToolofMen]

@ifightforfun27 here have some thumbs up as well

[heavymetalkid999]

the weird thing is, i agree with him.

[MrCl1nt]

I love how Donnie starts to correct others when they speak inconsistently of the lore and backstory in Smurfs.

[MrChoronzon333]

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[Fishstixj4l]

"Whats the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

[Tabbimura]

@Fishstixj4l

Propably the greatest question in the world. If you want to know answer-ask Justin Bieber.

[djkolj]

@Durzavon Jezus man, best comment ever.

[Wykletypl]

In modified version of his speech: 'What is a point of living, if in the end, it all comes just to making kids and preparing them for their own live?'

[loyalfalconflutist]

"What's the point of living...if you don't have a dick?" wise words donnie...

[rcameronswindsor]

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? I dare any woman to answer me this question

[sararudd92]

@rcameronswindsor god

[rcameronswindsor]

@sararudd92 Only if you're dumb enough to believe in God

[sararudd92]

@rcameronswindsor Or only if your dumb enough not to believe in him...

[rcameronswindsor]

@sararudd92 got me

[WhatTheDealBaby]

@sararudd92 Fuck you and your little imaginary friend.

[ShamanicRocker]

@rcameronswindsor Whiskey.

[Lunaa3]

@rcameronswindsor I'll 'have' as much dick as I want, good sir.

[DarkLord75253]

Actually he's just expaining the straight storyline of the smurfs. The only "Philosophizing" he does is with the statement: "What's the point of living if you don't have a dick."

[BrittanyMillams]

@DarkLord75253 then whats the point of Justin Bieber living!!LOL I KNOW WHY DONNIE'S ALIVE

[doggystyle040]

@DarkLord75253 Maybe, like the discussion on rabbits somewhere in that movie , it can be applied to the real world. This is probably just like it.

[DarkLord75253]

@doggystyle040 Actually... I think people are so tied up with over reaching towards the other abstract concepts (beyond their understanding) of the movie that they forget... he might just be bullshitting with his friends and simply handing out educational commentary about the smurfs cause his friends are idiots. I don't really see how you can apply smurf metaphors to the modern world.

[doggystyle040]

@DarkLord75253 yeah maybe

[323guiltyspark]

@DarkLord75253 Donnie is being oddly if not unintentionally romantic in his comment about the Smurfs. It reflects his anxieties about the future. If children are the future and you don't have a dick to make them, then there is no future. Thus, the Smurfs are living in a society that will eventually disappear because there is no way to continue it, mirroring his visions of the end of the world. And this doesn't even take into account the hedonistic aspect of dicks.

[theremixphilly]

@323guiltyspark ever hear of BABY SMURF.......?

[Vide30]

@theremixphilly He was delivered by a stork

[Masterbeat69]

The main problem with me in this movie is when Donie goes back in time, before the turbine falls on him... You know how the events gonna turn out dude! don't do the same shit (espacialy throw that fucking party!), exept maybe hanging out with Grachen becouse she's awsome! ;D Pls some1 prove me wrong

[Isosyth]

@Masterbeat69 Wait... what? He dies at the end and/or beginning.

[DarkLord75253]

@Masterbeat69 He simply preserved what he could of the Tangent Universe and saved lives by fixing the anomally. That he chooses to die anyway is there to re-emphasize that with his newly understood powers, that he had achieved a divine cognitive existence which would definately continue in a quasi afterlife when his body was gone. Essentially he set himself free because all things of the living world are now trivial to him. What's a party compared to limitless travel through time and space?

[SEXYboydx55]

donnie can see into the futer ..... avatar

[philosophycouture]

Everyone stop taking "what's the point of living if you don't have a dick" so literally. think about it...

[ChoclateAddict14]

@philosophycouture how do you think of it? what do you think it means?

[philosophycouture]

@ChoclateAddict14 Well the point of a penis is to reproduce, humanity would not exists unless reproductive organs existed. There is no other way our kind can naturally mate. An individual can live without a dick, but it's more how can humanity exist without having reproductive organs (for men, a dick). You know what i mean?

[DarkLord75253]

@philosophycouture A) Artificial Insemenation... or hunting males Amazonian style to cut off their testicles for their baby batter. B) Stemcell based cloning

[SilverHammock]

I feel a lot like Donnie sometimes. My friends talk the biggest load of shit (like his friends do) then people call me weird when I think I am one of the few people that is closer to normal than weird.

[insertclevername14]

@SilverHammock Yeah. I feel ya. A lot of the time people use words like weird to categorize that which they don't easily understand. It's a defense mechanism. Most people grow out of it, but some don't. Whatever. You just gotta live with it.

[MadameHenry14]

'what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?' <3

[94Raych]

This is one of my favourite films <3

[shmayy]

whats the point of living? (takes sip of alchy) if you dont have a dick?

the fuck if i know

[jamie150741]

SO ADORABLE. LOL

[martinkaby]

donnie darko and tekkonkinkreet, my two favorite movies of all time x3

[cpcpcpcp123]

@martinkaby vill se Tekkonkinkreet, men har inte hittat nån stremead, har du nån länk? :O

[SethHisoka]

Darko just SMURF'D those mothersmurfers.

[jensenacklesfanhotty]

Beeeerr and pussy! Thats all i need. haha

[Ypipable]

May as well head back to London.

[AColonDashSix]

"Not vanity I heard he was a homosexual"

for some reason the way he says 'homosexual' makes it so much funnier

[RKftw68]

"What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" -Donald Darko

[Sivoris17]

He just school'd them smurf style.

[inuyashagirl82]

i love the way donnie says "it's so illogical!"

[JanPrib]

haha amazing

[RadioNuiPek]

smurf yeah!!

[tania480]

His friend looks JUST like a young Ryan Renolds

[andrew49848]

@tania480 I WANT TO GOW IN MY HAIR LIKE THE KID FROM3THIRD ROCK FROM THE SON. AND I AM TO AND BY DOING SO I WILL SAVE A LOT OF MONEY ON HAIR CUTS. HES ALL SO IN 500DAYS OF SUMMER AND HES IN A JEFF DANYEALLS MI=OIVE;S TOO BACK IN 2007-6 ISH.

[elementohsix]

Lol it's just so logical you know.

[Durzavon]

Avatar's entire plotline

[MyzTiC44]

@Durzavon

Thumbs Up for this brilliant comment.

Hilarious :)

[SEXYboydx55]

@Durzavon thats what i was thinking

[pureholland]

@Durzavon *ahum* South Park *ahum*

[IcyScythe]

@Durzavon AHAHAHAHA

[ganggreen1223]

"Life is one long insane trip. Some people just have better directions."

[ShadowBj84]

These guys are true philosophers :)

[nmk382]

" No, i don't think about fucking my family thats gross."

[insertclevername14]

I rant like this all the time when I'm drunk.

[philosophermike]

Damnit, Donnie, Why you gotta get so smart on us?

[britneyslut]

good i was going to say Poppa smuf did not make her

[sSupernaturalholic]

"what's the point of living....if you don't have a dick?!" xD

[animegalc4]

lol i like how one of the related videos is 'the smurf's lost episode'

[philipem01]

Donnie Darko Day is October 30. It's nine years, or 22 if you're a time traveler. And what indeed is the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[LuckeeLappe94]

"What's the point of living.. if you don't have a dick???!"

[ParkerPennsylvania]

"....god dammit Donnie why did you have to get all smart on us!!"

[skitzo15]

life makes so much sense to me now. this really opened my eyes. im gonna go beat off

[GRAZ1213]

Thank you so much!!! I was wanting someone to understand my philosophy on this subject and nobody explains it better than Donnie!

[gerby90]

@missyah101 lol ur overcompensating for penis envy lololol

[DrowningArt94]

the smurfs is where james cameron got his idea for avatar.....

[94Raych]

lmfao this is one of the best scene

[PTVzimbabwe]

Don't watch this movie high, it's pretty intense.

[arsonfight]

@PTVzimbabwe i know what your talking about

[deadrosestoblack]

@PTVzimbabwe that's what makes it so much better 

[DarkLord75253]

@PTVzimbabwe I disagree, it'll expand your mind to better take in the complexities/simplicities of the abstract concepts of the movie. It is intense though XD.

[Xmisterz0mbie]

'whats the point of living... if you dont have a dick?' BEST EVER

[Zmayn]

'no not vanity, i heard he's a homosesual'

hahaha

[you2be321]

"whats the point of iving if you dont got a dick?" good question... ladies?

[xSebLefebvreGirlx]

Jake Gyllenhall wa amazing in this in my opinion one of his best performances

[HisDivineShadow245]

"What's the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"

fuckin a, man.

[amjdamjd]

"dammit donnie...why'd you have to get so smart on us?"

[Psifork]

Ok, This is wrong smurfette Was not changed by the smurf way of life, twas a potion! that papa smurf made

[Curttehmurt]

@Psifork She was changed emotionally, then Papa Smurf made her into a blonde for no reason

[1001savvy]

omg i luv that jake gyllenhaal

[legorocks3]

LMFAO