Jake and Amir: Bucket List

[Time4Crash90]

longest episode i think

[maagiapall]

Random remark: You can tell it's scripted by the way Jake says "crude drawing of a.." in the end. If he'd go for "of a cockmeat..", you'd just say "a", but he pronounced it "ay", which implies he knew he was going to be interrupted

[tilaustin]

KONY 2012

[grimreaper3521]

after hearing he was like amirs dad he used it to his advantage and freaking moved

[jennautena]

Survivor Journal Entry #35. It's day seventeen on my search to find OrangeCat116's comment.

[Sully0020]

@jennautena lol he just said jake was wearing a penn state shirt.

[diiv2k8]

thumbs up if you google'd, "duplicate"

[The2012Attack]

@diiv2k8 um.... i think everyone should know that word by age 10....

[CnCProductions1]

kyles a fucking faggot and likes it up the fcking butthole...

Please get me 69 thumbs up

[Mabsss33]

Just pull over man

[myflavaflav3]

@mymarkis666

[MeSoSupe]

1:17 It's called: "I was carsick"

2:17 Heard of: "Because I was carsick"?

Yeah you said it like a minute ago...

[jokonsch]

This one has the best outtakes ever.

[obsessiveNarutogirl]

So, Amir was able to number his list correctly, Amir can count?!! Yay Amir!

[ZacharyShields]

SANDUSKY GAVE JAKE THAT SHIRT, that would explain alot.

[afloatingmoose]

Theyre practically in each others arms. :O

[yankeefanluke2814]

i love how Jake was practically sitting on Amir.

[mward2011]

If you are going to find treasure just find one

If you are going to find treasure just find one

[OrangeCat116]

@7silverpants its alright

[adamgergich96]

2:34 amir falls asleep ahhahahaha

[mymarkis666]

30 second adverts for every Jake and Amir video, fuck YouTube.

[nr1O29]

@mymarkis666 In Sweden, we can skip ads after five seconds. umad?

[mymarkis666]

@nr1O29 You can do that anywhere. But now there's new adverts that don't have that option.

[nr1O29]

@mymarkis666Sorry to say it but sucks to be you.

[lolboy198]

@nr1O29 I love Swedes ;)

[shadowario]

@mymarkis666 then get mozilla firefox and download adblock

[oRazzledHD]

@mymarkis666 im glad we get those for jake and amir, i usually watch episodes as marathons and need them for pis and food breaks

[KeepHerGoing123]

@mymarkis666 after 5 seconds you can usually skip it...

[halodri06]

@mymarkis666 get the adblock addon for firefox, it's awesome.

[mymarkis666]

@halodri06 I want to use chrome though :'(

[roelran]

@mymarkis666 use adblock plus

[andywatson932]

@mymarkis666 Get AdBlock. Job done.

[Rawc90]

@mymarkis666 Get addblocker, iv got it and never seen an advert since

[GoodMilks1]

@mymarkis666 Google Ad Block Plus and install it into your browser. I haven't seen an advert in months.

[xe585]

@mymarkis666 get adblock plus for firefox? i never get any commercials

[TheGuitaruler]

the cool thing about jake and amir is that the most of it is impro :D i love jake and amir :)

[WhytManga]

amir = naruto

jake = sasuke

[SKAMxRanger]

@WhytManga your 7yrs old 

[WhytManga]

@SKAMxRanger nope, im 4yrs old

[Besica1]

aww amir made me sad at the end...

[chrislewis2005]

Dangit, I looked up the definition of duplicate.

[ericskowron]

i was getting pissed at jake for not letting amir talk

[yeenar]

jesus christ that part at the end was depressing

[LittleBuddha93]

so amir burnt my favorite book store

badass

[QuickScopersUnknown]

I watched right after the outtakes

[Pigeoninja334]

"Start punching French women until their mustaches fall off"

"I already did that"

No joke, I rofl'd

[123lightingman]

92. set fire to a small independently owned book store, dont look back

93. dont EVER look back, this is your moment

94.give one glance to make sure this is really happening, this is your moment

95. soak it in youve earned one glance.

96 F*CK it turn around beyond. you earned this months of planning. its all happening feel the warmth

[LydiaAlex]

@123lightingman what's the use in quoting a video? it's not even correct, lol

[jazzcat23]

punch french woman tell there mustaches fall off!

[123lightingman]

Its called I was carsick!

[KevinHilt]

Maybe that's an excuse that worked once before and you just keep using it?

Just PULL OVER, man!

[PhalcunEntertainment]

Jake and Amir almost breaks character multiple times in this one. 2:42 and Jake at 0:43

[matthewv1011]

Thats a University of Pennsylvania shirt not a Penn State. DUMBASSES

[saxytiktak]

@Tervo21 You should watch the bloopers of this video. Jake can't stop laughing at the cock meat sandwich part

[JohnyBoy1996]

@Blancathomp its a character in jake and amir that he plays

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

Does jake like the penn state showers?

[Biancathomp]

I feel really bad for Amir sometimes :/

[sk8erpinky]

i am so glad they keep making videos

[WolfN931]

I hate when ppl get in fights with their parents I don't have any

[RandomPecans]

@WolfN931 When Temujin lost his father, he went on an onslaught that the entire world would remember and gave himself the title "Genghis Khan". He unified most of Asia and East Europe in the Mongolian empire and banged almost every chick during so.

When you lost your parents, you mope about it on the internet.

[keeflard]

im suprised amirs dad didnt move

[gabibirdy]

thumbs up if you like utube!

[OrangeCat116]

@luxon4 calm the hell down

[luxon4]

UPENN BABY

[XD5133]

LIQUID PAPER!!!

[thepurplekoalabear]

@3schwim does January count?

[iLowLife23]

i thought he was gonna say pedophile at the end :) Lol

[gogeta12gt]

JUST PULL OVER MAN

[DrTrollable]

Penn state shirt...

[luxon4]

@DrTrollable thats upenn you dumb shit

[TeddiesandBieber]

Poor Amir!:(

[Tervo21]

the cock meat sandwich part. Jake was trying not to laugh.

[tigras2244]

@Tervo21 But he did laugh a lot of times

[Skeluz]

@Tervo21

Watch the outtakes. :)

[123lightingman]

SEKIREI!

[HollowKnight11]

Jake smiles at 0:18, lol. :)

[87Canadian87]

122 people clearly do not have a bucket list

[wowgodhamel]

please for the love of god stop making these i have a fucking living environment test in 16 hours

[janeflov]

Goog ads blow!

[mexiliciousmexican]

you dont owe the world a fucking dime

;p



[SwaggerClock]

Best episode of Jake and Amir ever!!

[torchinaces]

amir's situation with his dad is just.....sad



[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

we need 26 likes. we need 26 likes for no reason.

[Higuma12]

If you watched the outtakes for this episode you can tell the bit from 0:44 Jake is trying his hardest not to laugh.

[demenboi]

start punching french women until their moustaches fall off

[CheezDean]

Amir is weird with long hair

[FrigmanProductions]

You don't owe the world a f**king dime

[OrangeCat116]

Penn state shirt

[hprockz101]

@OrangeCat116 it's not penn state it's penn, as in university of pennsylvania, the ivy league school in phillly. they're not related at all.

[sjc5062]

@OrangeCat116 Not a Penn State shirt, University of Pennsylvania. There's a difference

[luxon4]

@OrangeCat116 thats upenn you dumb shit, ivy league all the way

[ComedianAthlete]

@OrangeCat116 Penn Shirt

[GhanaWorldCup2010]

@OrangeCat116 It's a Penn shirt not a Penn State shirt

[guitarmanmsc]

@OrangeCat116 University of Penn

[Bowenarro111]

@OrangeCat116 It's actually a Penn University shirt

[SteelCurtainD7694]

@OrangeCat116 It was actually for the University of Pennsylvania.

[penguinsoulja96]

@OrangeCat116 no it's not...

[holycrapucantalk24]

@OrangeCat116 penn university, not penn state

[7silverpants]

@OrangeCat116 I got accepted at Penn state, How good is it?

[dgreen41791]

@OrangeCat116 wrong thats a university of pennsylvania shirt

[OhNoesItsJulia]

The outtakes for this are hilarious XD

[bieberbelieber19]

amir's hair is so cute in this :D

[GodBrutallion]

Thumbs Up if you went to theonion.com

[Mr3j1996]

@123jus1 lol I read thinking the same thing

[nataku7]

wtf was that at the end?

so depressing

[Aarongotswagg]

"kay it's called I was carsick" lmfaooo

[123Jus1]

haha, penn state... its funny cuz its gay

[luxon4]

@123Jus1 its upenn you dumb shit clearly you dont go to an ivy

[RaNdOmJaCkO]

0:45 Jake's trying not to laugh xD

[ToothpasteCannon]

duplicate; adjective (attrib.) 1 exact like something else, esp. through having been copied 2 having two corresponding or identical parts

duplicate; noun one of two or more identical things

[TheZionjuggernext]

this was made on mii little brother birthday :)

[LAYITLOOSE]

#124 IS HILARIOUS ROFL

[lawngboardin]

thumbs up if you're watching this at the time of the penn state incident and jake is wearing a penn sweater xD

[lawngboardin]

I hate my life.

[Junkiebev]

nice PENN shirt lol

[AHgeesmee]

Just go to Subway and ask for a #124 cockmeat sandwich

[r2d2rockz]

Thumbs Up If You Went To The Onion.com After This Video

[Everett27x]

I could go for a cockmeat sandwich panini style right now

[bestdeathfan]

funny shit niggas i just wish the ending didnt feel so forced

[GetSumNutz]

Id give anything to work for Collegehumor!!! :(

[cutebutton23]

Pause at 2:00 exactly

[PancakesGaming]

@cutebutton23 No significance

[cutebutton23]

@PancakesGaming Sorry it was another time like 2:03 or something

[ticklemeelmo48]

I have the same phone as Amir :D

[Italianwhippedcream]

jake can't hide the fact that he's laughing in most of these videos

[djsrob]

so goddamn funny after outtakes

[MeShItOnYoU]

climb to the top of the eifflel tower "read the next one" start punching french women until their moustaches fall off

[ThisMissLovesYou]

amir is so desperate for jake to like him because he insults him like his father did and since his father constantly moved he never became close to him so now all he wants his to close with the person who most reminds him of his father :(

[TheDabbaJabba]

I watched this 2 days after halloween XD

[josephdileo]

Thumbs up if your watching this on halloween! ((( ^_^)))

[Blacklamborgini]

Y does Jake always sound like Amir's dad?

[kelsey12koool]

lol It's halloween && im watching it

[menpurple]

It's great that Amir wants to have a picture of him holding up The Shocker.

[Buzzin53]

when jake said that amir mentioned being car sick a minute ago, i looked back, and he said that EXACTLY one minute ago. just thought that was kinda funny

[3schwim]

Thumbs up if you're watching this near halloween! :D

[MrCroodle]

@3schwim I'm watching it after halloween. :fuckyea:

[yeoryia24]

@MrCroodle me tooooo :o

[MrSadFacePanda]

@3schwim im watching this on thanksgiving so. dont ask what that has to do with anything.

[Sylisthedemon]

and on amirs bucket list there is.. for jake to say he loves amir

[Sylisthedemon]

i know one thing that is on jakes bucketlist.. : too strangle amir

[Jacjolantin]

I just wanna give Amir a hug and his dad a punch

[rossplendent]

He freakin' moved!

[WeAreAirborne]

I like Amir's hair right here.

[Gopherunner]

Cock meat.. Yumm

[chunk8020]

I am a peice of garbage

[ok2431]

Amir stole his brother beeper hahaha

[hershykiss24]

they're so close, i love it.

[xXKrystleLiightXx]

OMG THIS VID IS 3 MINUTES! :DD

THIS MADE MY DAY(:

[RcTheGoat]

i went to:theonion.com and its an actual website also

6. to double; make twofold.

dictionarys 6th meaning of duplicate...

AWESOME AMIR I <3 U

[YoungKeley]

the only thing on my bucket list: have a threesome with jake and amir

[MrCroodle]

@YoungKeley finally, someone who understands!

[IzalorDantin]

lol "duplicates" was used correctly

[Luiseota]

Cockmeatsandwich = Harold and Kumar = Amir!

[AEMoreira81]

Great and all...but what about making the world's largest Chicken Nugget?

[MrCoolkid585]

Exept hahaha aha

[MrCoolkid585]

No comment

[Kazutoification]

After that phone call, Amir's dad moved.

[GinoZump]

nice hair douche-burger.

[queenfrostine97]

anyone who has not seen the outtakes for this must watch it! They are hilarious!

[VioletDreamMusic]

Amir cracks up at 1:03.

[CoolDude1392]

Best Jake and Amir episode I've ever seen.

[JN5B11]

1:58 LOL. amir is a genius

[willbawesome123]

you sound like my dad man xD

[JackassWkukFan]

Happy birthday to pee............. I just drained the main vain, sorry

[hockeytom11]

@JackassWkukFan cool story bro

[braynt1993]

I wonder if Amir's dad moved after this?



[camobeast100]

0:47 Jake is trying not to laugh.