To all ppl who are bitching about EA, Blizz, Sony, MGM etc... etc you need to understand they have a power because you all (including me) give to them that same power. And we all know money=power. Frankly i have music collection of LP's, audio tapes and CD's worth a car. Maybe not a new BMW but i think some decen one. Then i stop - reasons of private nature. So stop feeding them and maybe one day they will collapse. I say maybe but is worth a try. In meantime wait for pirated copy of ME3. :)
EA Better not had pussied out and made ME3 Romance lame like ME2 Its Rated M for a reason fuck all the moms and Fuck Fox for not being able to control there own kids
uhh I know this is kinda not the right place but I bought ME 1 on steam sale and just finished it, and im wondering, can I still buy and play a DLC or will I have to start over?
gota love ausuri species or how u type it a entire species and only women and most of them are attractive to so if they where real i would buy a house on illium for real
Well nudity is a game law that why Bioware did not make sex scenes like this on Me2 if they did they will be forced to erase it or stop making the game.
@playerkyle13 They can't stop them from making the game. But it could get banned unlike the witcher 2... psh... The witcher 2 currently holds #1 for most graphic sex scenes in a game.
Why does asari reproduction cause so much confusion?
They "scan" their partners dna by linking their nervous systems. That allows them to randomise their own genetic material for their daugheters. All asari are born 100% asari.
And yes, they have vaginas and can have sex. Liara uses the phrase "physiologically compatible".
If that was too much, basically they "mind fuck" you, but they can "body fuck" you too and enjoy it if they want.
I think Shepard is receiving both in this vid....
The exact same way they do with a male: link their nervous systems.
The only difference is that if they want to get "physical" with a female partner its obviously going to be the same as lesbian sex.
There is nothing "physical" about asari reproduction. The only time anything physical comes into sex with asari is only if the asari wants to, and its merely done for pleasure. It doesnt help them reproduce in the slightest.
Aww screw! I didn't do this in Mass effect 1, will it affect anything in mass effect 2/3? Cause I can't re-access my save data cause I've always overlaid it :( to do this I will have to completely replay mass effect 1 before I play mass effect 2 and I just finished it last weekend so il get bored instantly and probably won't complete all the sidequests :(
Now, when a game like Mass Effect makes me want to punch out a guy at school for badmouthing it and calling Liara and Tali 'chicks that are there for one reason', you KNOW the game is fuckin' awesome AND emotionally impacting.
This is much better than with Ashley, she is a horrible racist who would be better in Cerberus. Why does she scream at you in ME2, I don't know, but she is probably insane.
I swear in Mass Effect 2 DLC she seems more laid back and Shes more about the sex than the spiritual stuff she says here... I prefer Mass Effect 1 Liara, she is cuter :)
Fuck you FOX! i had hoped the romance scene in ME 2 was going to be as good as this one, i still loved the ME 2 scene but i was expecting more. PLEASE BIOWARE MAKE THE ROMANCE SCENE OF LIARA AND SHEPERD IN ME3 THE BEST! oh and we also want little blue sheperds and liaras ^_^
@DiogoE6 Soo... Al the asari are women, so how do they born? And why do they have vaginas to have sex with shepard if they don't need male partners to reproduce themselves since they are all women?
@Darthwizard lol It's unique to their race. They are born through vaginas, yes..every female in any race needs a vagina for reproduction =D...no they don't need male partners but they can choose to give birth to their child but the child will not look like the father only have a few similarities in body language or a few noticeable things here and there..it's weird i know but haven't you played Mass Effect before?
@DiogoE6 Yes I played Mass Effect and that's why I don't get it. They don't have male partners to reproduce... So where did Shepard put his penis? So if they have a vagina, it is suppose that they also have a penis so it's like kinda Lady Gaga. Girls with vagina and penis, so they don't need male partner. Get my point?
@Darthwizard Dude read some ME Lore. They reproduce through mind melding, not through a sperm and an egg. They gather DNA through a form of telekinesis, asari basically rape your mind. They do need a partner but this partner doesn't need to be a specific gender. They don;t have a fucking penis lol
@Darthwizard I can't go too much into detail but all I can say is if you played the ME 2 it explain it a bit better. They don't need sperm or anything for reproduction lol but they do have vaginas like I said before...no no no haha they don't have a penis XD...it's just their unique ability, I don't know how they do it exactly...yeah I get your point lol but I can assure you they have no penis XD
You are awesome. Yeah fuck Fox News. Anyone that thinks they are the most legitimate, trustworthy news source are fools. Liara is my #1 favorite LI. I really want them to give Shepard the option of marrying Liara in ME3.
"I don't know. Marriage, old age, and a lot of little blue children?" - Commander Shepard
@DiogoE6 ME1 was had "partial nudity" and "sexual themes" in the ESRB rating and that caused the controversy. Because of Fox and other people, they toned ME2 down to "sexual content" which is less sever. The ME3 rating was released and is the same as ME1. They've also said they're putting a much larger focus on relationships (romance and non-romance) in the third game, so you won't be disappointed.
While I'm not saying there NEEDS to be nudity in video games, it seems foolish that games like Dante's Inferno and God of War can have a lot of nudity and (in GoW's case) sex mini games and yet a game like Mass Effect - which promotes a more romantic and tender form of sex - is controversial.
ha, Shepard pulled a Kirk! Captain's log, we have failed to enforce Branigen's Law. However, i did make it with a hot alien babe. and in the end, is not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? kiff, i'm asking you a question. (Sigh)
The back of her neck looks like a space vagina
jesuschrystler777 1 week ago 2
To all ppl who are bitching about EA, Blizz, Sony, MGM etc... etc you need to understand they have a power because you all (including me) give to them that same power. And we all know money=power. Frankly i have music collection of LP's, audio tapes and CD's worth a car. Maybe not a new BMW but i think some decen one. Then i stop - reasons of private nature. So stop feeding them and maybe one day they will collapse. I say maybe but is worth a try. In meantime wait for pirated copy of ME3. :)
Stinkyller 1 week ago
EA Better not had pussied out and made ME3 Romance lame like ME2 Its Rated M for a reason fuck all the moms and Fuck Fox for not being able to control there own kids
KushHead0300 2 weeks ago
''Ready for round 2?'' Ahahahahahahahaha
Allenwalker231 2 weeks ago
''Ready for round 2?'' Ahahahaha
Allenwalker231 2 weeks ago
Imagine how awkward a Mass Effect sex mini-game would be...
*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF DAT ASS*
MrJolla11 3 weeks ago 5
Joker is such a cock blocker
3L4CKL19HT 1 month ago 4
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ready for round 2? lol
TranceJunkie343 1 month ago
I hope Bioware doesn't wuss out in Mass Effect 3 the way they did in Mass Effect 2.
Influx27 1 month ago
Joker=cockblock
TheToxicNinja00 1 month ago
uhh I know this is kinda not the right place but I bought ME 1 on steam sale and just finished it, and im wondering, can I still buy and play a DLC or will I have to start over?
JPMHUDProductions 2 months ago
@JPMHUDProductions Yeah
WiggieWomper 2 months ago
embrace eternity
linmax08 2 months ago
gota love ausuri species or how u type it a entire species and only women and most of them are attractive to so if they where real i would buy a house on illium for real
ruthlessdeath123 2 months ago
@ruthlessdeath123 Ausuri??:S
And yeah, Illium is awesome although Thessia probably wouldn´t be a bad place either, if you are seeking for some blue lovin´:)
Nekhet 2 months ago
@Nekhet frankly... a big bio-mechanical bugs running in my direction from unknow part of the space? man, everywhere it would be bad. :)
Stinkyller 2 months ago
Is it wrong to get a boner from this?
GaM3RN3RD1 2 months ago
"Just tell me what to do". Well you insert your.... your..... Oh you no what, fuck it come here! *Liara starts shagging shepard* :P
XrGxMYTHiCzz 3 months ago
And thus, smurfs came into existence.
1waffleiron 3 months ago
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani they should stay in the poltics and earthquakes only
tristanshepard 3 months ago
Thank you Mass Effect for actually making your characters naked while having sex!
cloudgirl150 4 months ago 31
1:23
Did she blow his cock?
SoundChiefProduction 4 months ago 13
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani they're hypocrites
ShadowVampireFTW 5 months ago
it's Lightning T'Soni.
Skyntalor 5 months ago
Well nudity is a game law that why Bioware did not make sex scenes like this on Me2 if they did they will be forced to erase it or stop making the game.
playerkyle13 6 months ago
@playerkyle13 They can't stop them from making the game. But it could get banned unlike the witcher 2... psh... The witcher 2 currently holds #1 for most graphic sex scenes in a game.
Blacckkfire 6 months ago
and that is the magical hug kids
Alexandru017 6 months ago
I got a raging semi.
UltraSonicTH 6 months ago
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani more or less, but you are right. :)
Stinkyller 6 months ago 3
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani Uh, dude thats foul.
TheNinjaDalton 7 months ago
@ConsvrgoTitanvRomani Yea kinda, it would be the kind of personality I'm looking for in reality.
TheNinjaDalton 7 months ago
OKAY OKAY would who you choose asair or human
ARKL808 7 months ago
So much hotter than ME2 romances. I love liara. ME3 romance better be more like this and not ME2. Maybe even some full on nudity :)
TheeQuesti0n 7 months ago
@TheeQuesti0n Best ME2 Sex scene. Miranda. Easily. :)
IGotAPagina 7 months ago
wow that sounds like the worst acting ive heard
zgmfa20x 7 months ago
I wish you could play as an alien in Mass Effect. Wouldn't that just be awesome?
AMP1317 7 months ago
they should have put an option like " eh, I've had better ", or something... now that would be funny
porterbehling 7 months ago
@MrCaptainZod ok but not here. blocked. wish you good day. :)
Stinkyller 7 months ago
why did i embrace eternity, now that i seen ashley in mass effect 3.. why god..
TrueDat7 7 months ago in playlist Games
@TrueDat7 She may look good now, but she is still a b*tch.
ShadowXRougeXEver 7 months ago
@ShadowXRougeXEver haha i guess
TrueDat7 7 months ago
Bioware said there will be sex with your romance partner in mass effect 3 cant wait for my M and F shep romance with Liara :D
MELiaraFTW 8 months ago
You gotta admit, that is one lovingly rendered blue ass.
chrisxcp 8 months ago
JOKER IS A COCKBLOCK HARDCORE!
Closen0ugh 8 months ago
Man these ones are so much better than the ME2 ones. ME3 needs to be more like these, only with Liara, Ashley, Miranda, and Tali.
TheGreatRakatan 8 months ago
Why does asari reproduction cause so much confusion?
They "scan" their partners dna by linking their nervous systems. That allows them to randomise their own genetic material for their daugheters. All asari are born 100% asari.
And yes, they have vaginas and can have sex. Liara uses the phrase "physiologically compatible".
If that was too much, basically they "mind fuck" you, but they can "body fuck" you too and enjoy it if they want.
I think Shepard is receiving both in this vid....
/rant
noobooday9 8 months ago
@noobooday9
How do they reproduce with a female?
Usul573 7 months ago
@Usul573
The exact same way they do with a male: link their nervous systems.
The only difference is that if they want to get "physical" with a female partner its obviously going to be the same as lesbian sex.
There is nothing "physical" about asari reproduction. The only time anything physical comes into sex with asari is only if the asari wants to, and its merely done for pleasure. It doesnt help them reproduce in the slightest.
noobooday9 7 months ago
The whole black eyes thing would kind of be a turn off for me
alexcebollero 8 months ago
@Morty42 exactly! =D
DiogoE6 8 months ago
Hi, I'm Commander Shepard and Liara is my favorite Asari in the galaxy! (for giving me a Mass Erection)
xShinobiDisasterx 9 months ago 3
WHY CANT I HAVE YOU FOR REAL LIARA!!! DAMN YOU FICTION DAAAMN YOU!!!!
MasterXelcas 9 months ago
Aww screw! I didn't do this in Mass effect 1, will it affect anything in mass effect 2/3? Cause I can't re-access my save data cause I've always overlaid it :( to do this I will have to completely replay mass effect 1 before I play mass effect 2 and I just finished it last weekend so il get bored instantly and probably won't complete all the sidequests :(
captainbobey 9 months ago
Joker's timing... You don't suppose he has security cameras up there huh?
ShadowSplicer57 9 months ago 3
I love my Paramour to Liara :P
ShadowXRougeXEver 9 months ago
I meant lost not love xD
ShadowXRougeXEver 9 months ago
And if you keep her, she'll still look just as young when you are a frail old man. And that is really cool ;-)
Winner8501 9 months ago
Now, when a game like Mass Effect makes me want to punch out a guy at school for badmouthing it and calling Liara and Tali 'chicks that are there for one reason', you KNOW the game is fuckin' awesome AND emotionally impacting.
TheHaLoJeDi 9 months ago
...and soon after, Shepard gave birth to a wonderful chestburster... :P
VarusToVictory 9 months ago
Whoa...
MegaMrkitty 10 months ago
Dat ASS !
Jev0 10 months ago
This is much better than with Ashley, she is a horrible racist who would be better in Cerberus. Why does she scream at you in ME2, I don't know, but she is probably insane.
Liara PWNS!!!
exbanwilb224 11 months ago
"I had better go, duty calls, you would not want to keep Joker wait..."
RENEGADE INTERUPT!
"Joker, call off the mission - this is more important!"
Bagrah10 11 months ago 19
Wierdo alien fetish dude............. :P.
halorecon32 11 months ago
2:17
"Shepard, i just want to say...i have crabs..."
1dooku7 11 months ago
in mass effect you can't at leas see their ass naked but this is better
MSAnemanja2 11 months ago
this is not the ful :P
hhjr45 1 year ago
I swear in Mass Effect 2 DLC she seems more laid back and Shes more about the sex than the spiritual stuff she says here... I prefer Mass Effect 1 Liara, she is cuter :)
TrulyinFAMOUSProUK 1 year ago 3
Fuck you FOX! i had hoped the romance scene in ME 2 was going to be as good as this one, i still loved the ME 2 scene but i was expecting more. PLEASE BIOWARE MAKE THE ROMANCE SCENE OF LIARA AND SHEPERD IN ME3 THE BEST! oh and we also want little blue sheperds and liaras ^_^
DiogoE6 1 year ago 71
@DiogoE6 respect. o/ :)
Stinkyller 1 year ago 4
@Stinkyller thank you.
DiogoE6 1 year ago
@DiogoE6 but EDI is always watching!
InfectedGuppy606 9 months ago
@DiogoE6 Soo... Al the asari are women, so how do they born? And why do they have vaginas to have sex with shepard if they don't need male partners to reproduce themselves since they are all women?
Darthwizard 8 months ago
@Darthwizard lol It's unique to their race. They are born through vaginas, yes..every female in any race needs a vagina for reproduction =D...no they don't need male partners but they can choose to give birth to their child but the child will not look like the father only have a few similarities in body language or a few noticeable things here and there..it's weird i know but haven't you played Mass Effect before?
DiogoE6 8 months ago
@DiogoE6 Yes I played Mass Effect and that's why I don't get it. They don't have male partners to reproduce... So where did Shepard put his penis? So if they have a vagina, it is suppose that they also have a penis so it's like kinda Lady Gaga. Girls with vagina and penis, so they don't need male partner. Get my point?
Darthwizard 8 months ago
@Darthwizard Dude read some ME Lore. They reproduce through mind melding, not through a sperm and an egg. They gather DNA through a form of telekinesis, asari basically rape your mind. They do need a partner but this partner doesn't need to be a specific gender. They don;t have a fucking penis lol
Supergibb 8 months ago
@Darthwizard I can't go too much into detail but all I can say is if you played the ME 2 it explain it a bit better. They don't need sperm or anything for reproduction lol but they do have vaginas like I said before...no no no haha they don't have a penis XD...it's just their unique ability, I don't know how they do it exactly...yeah I get your point lol but I can assure you they have no penis XD
DiogoE6 8 months ago
@Darthwizard
Dude you just made my night. Lmao!
TheStarTreker 1 month ago
@DiogoE6
You are awesome. Yeah fuck Fox News. Anyone that thinks they are the most legitimate, trustworthy news source are fools. Liara is my #1 favorite LI. I really want them to give Shepard the option of marrying Liara in ME3.
"I don't know. Marriage, old age, and a lot of little blue children?" - Commander Shepard
TheStarTreker 6 months ago
@TheStarTreker :D thanks! yes, you're right about that...hehe that'd be nice =]
DiogoE6 6 months ago
@DiogoE6
You are welcome friend. You know I made a tribute to my Shepard and Liara. You should check it out. It's well-made. I spent a lot of time on it. :)
watch?v=W0WNUN0MB8Y - My tribute
TheStarTreker 6 months ago
@TheStarTreker Yeah I had a look...It's really nicely made =] well your time wasn't wasted that's for sure :D
DiogoE6 6 months ago
@DiogoE6 ME1 was had "partial nudity" and "sexual themes" in the ESRB rating and that caused the controversy. Because of Fox and other people, they toned ME2 down to "sexual content" which is less sever. The ME3 rating was released and is the same as ME1. They've also said they're putting a much larger focus on relationships (romance and non-romance) in the third game, so you won't be disappointed.
MrJolla11 1 month ago
@MrJolla11 So we get to make non sex friends this time? Sweet.
1990Animegurl 1 month ago
@1990Animegurl Plus I heard a rumor that you can get a pet varren (as a replacement if you don't get the robot dog from the collector's edition) :P
MrJolla11 1 month ago
@MrJolla11
Sweet.
While I'm not saying there NEEDS to be nudity in video games, it seems foolish that games like Dante's Inferno and God of War can have a lot of nudity and (in GoW's case) sex mini games and yet a game like Mass Effect - which promotes a more romantic and tender form of sex - is controversial.
ururugi 3 weeks ago
they need more of this in ME3!
Liara or Samara, don't matter to me
superDrmaximus 1 year ago 18
@superDrmaximus Always for Liara. I want to see a lot of blue kids. haha
Stinkyller 1 year ago 40
@Stinkyller A male asari shepard lol
Hinato29 8 months ago
@Stinkyller Absolutly
DarkWingD20 5 months ago
@superDrmaximus Liara will be crew in Mass effect 3
theha345 10 months ago
At the end:
Shepard: "That was fun, but why did you make me put my clothes back on?"
SemiCasualObserver 1 year ago
ready for round 2? lol
Marsden117 1 year ago 6
2:02
RussiaRulesUSSR 1 year ago
ha, Shepard pulled a Kirk! Captain's log, we have failed to enforce Branigen's Law. However, i did make it with a hot alien babe. and in the end, is not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? kiff, i'm asking you a question. (Sigh)
Isildun9 1 year ago 4