Ed Wood-A-Thon - Part 2 - Cinemassacre Movie Reviews

[Paool3107]

Dr. Acula? seriously?

[Phosonell]

The Venus Fly Trap wasn´t porn!!!!!

[Thorgrax]

6: 28 oh look its the angry gas man from dumb and dumber. ed should have told him some dog stories, thus arent the most annoying things in the world.

[mcr251]

Tim Burtons Ed Wood Jr. changed my life!!!

[TheBestComicKing]

Criswell has a great voice in my opinion.

[Dim4323]

not  untl Uwe Bow becomes the next Ed wood.

[TheOneWhoAnswers]

oh Geez the dog stories part had me in tears. I dont know why, its just so hilarious

[tylermoviepro]

orgy of the dead reminds me of Rocky Horror

[Redshift313]

If your not asking yourself "why am I watching this shit ???" it ain't worth watching then anyway..........

[conrod15reveiw]

i wish the bela lugoises faces werent there i like orgy of the dead

[ddr4taffy]

Hmm... Dr. Acula ... Wait...

[richtoffen115]

@LilEasterTheTot lololol!!!! yeah it just came out of nowhere xD

[ECL28E]

I wonder how the music would've been if it were done by Danny Elfman again

[richtoffen115]

I fucking lost it at 6:11 xD

[LilEasterTheTot]

@richtoffen115 You and me both, mate.

[MonsterMan2322]

Dr.Acula :DDDDDD

[josesias]

you forgot george the animal steel was on that 1994 movie remember him that wrestler from the 80's

[Ghost3210]

words of wisdom =)

[legendaryzombiezilla]

Haha name pun Dr.acula

[TheSamiryoussef]

yeah I write plays, love stories, westerns, DOG STORIES!!?! WTH

[PunchSydeironReviews]

Oh great, thanks a lot, James! Now I'm going to see Bela Lugosi's head whenever I see someone topless.

[zezimahunter1]

zombie porn

[godzilla964]

"Dog stories"? Maybe Ed Wood has seen "Lady and the Tramp".

[octermo]

6:11 for hillariosity

[Brandon5l9]

@octermo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[Shyguy825]

PULL THE STRING!!!!!! XD

[hikaru181818]

I saw the movie, and it's trully awesome! Ed Wood is THE shit.

[35620340]

Dr. Acula? SERIOUSLY?!

[JoshSofieldShow1]

@35620340 dr.acula i heard that from scrubs

[davy1678]

wait i saw some text the shining review coming next but i cant seem to find a video of this was it canceled or forgotten or is it only on the website or am i an idiot can i see a link

[DeadSinger95]

Cinemassacre OWNZZZ

[donniedarkodevotte]

3:31 The origin of "Making it rain on hoes."

[JoeCanton22]

keep tapping 6 and you'll see Edward D Wood Jr giving you the eyebrows of love ;) giggity

[Etkar2008]

FAK YOU, YOU CUM OUT HYE!

Roflmao, that man is hilarius. XD

[SalNightmare209]

Ed Wood's movies are like pizza and hamburgers. You know it's unhealthy but you can't stop eating it.

[OurGangFan]

I would love to see Cinemassacre do a review on John Waters films. The Pope of Trash.

[ThePopeOfTrash]

@OurGangFan I agree

[hobocamptheater]

I just recently got "the ed wood" on vhs and now I really want to watch it.

[ShaDHP23]

That lookk at 6:38 always cracks me up.

[david2000magic]

whenever i hear the dracula 1931 theme i get chills

[NrthEastOHsk8]

Wait, did that say filmed in "Sexicolor"?

[TheRealBurninator]

More people would probably ask "WTF did I just fap to?!" after watching Orgy of the Dead.

[zupergozer]

i think that ed wood wanted to be famous instead of whriting good scripts for awesome movies

[KelanDWood]

@zupergozer your missing the entire point

[zupergozer]

@KelanDWood dont comment on people who commented a month ago they have no clue what the hell you are talking about

[KelanDWood]

@zupergozer then they might as well read what they wrote

[ANDY82ize]

zombie tits

[Foebane72]

I rented Tim Burton's Ed Wood on James' recommendation, and I loved it! :D

[ThrashMetal1001]

@Foebane72 same here. I love Johnny Depp as Ed Wood, and Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. Brilliant film. Tim Burton+Ed Wood= Platinum Entertainment.

[gallileotheguineapig]

Oh Ed Wood,your movies may have been cheesy and lackluster,but you put so much passion in it.To think people actually compare you to that souless director Uwe Boll-too bad you can't come back to life and punch those people in the face

[antonpictures]

Check DRACULA Full Movie on ANTONPICTURES channel. Thank You. George Anton in COLOR!

can you promote it on your channel?

Thanks

George Anton

[KunkoFilms2]

Never thought i would jerk off to a zombie film till this, so some credit

[chessinfantry]

@TehBeterer oh wow man thanks u figured it out, ur super cool....pfffft, dumbass

[KunkoFilms2]

@chessinfantry lol

[0Xaldin3]

if only Dr. Acula's full name was Dr. Alucard Acula

cus of the double dracula refference:

(Dr. Acula - remove the period and the space)

(and Alucard is Dracula in a mirror)

[chessinfantry]

@0Xaldin3 wow,another fuckin genius, you was prob.up day/night tryin to figure out that brainbuster huh? dont think to hard einstein, u might hurt urself

[zeldaman535]

God damn its cold! lol

[rocknrollmustlive]

I watched Ed Wood a few weeks ago...it is definitely one of my all time favorite movies ever =)

Thank's for pointing this movie out

[0111Daniel]

Where do I find Orgy of the Dead Uncensored, lol!

[0Xaldin3]

@0111Daniel google is your friend, altrhough it can be persistent

[DrMoRoZz]

when i hear swan lake- i cry

[bjc895]

Hey mummies and werewolves get horny too

[darklink0424]

why not well i can give you 1,000 good reasons why that mummy and wearwolf should not be there but im just too lazy too say them all rigth now :)

[IncredibleFulk1]

James is so right about how Tim Burton's movies all have a theme about misfits. That's what makes his films incredible. Ed Wood fit right in there along with Pee Wee, Batman and Edward Scissorhands.

[CHAOSin8bits]

ed woods slogan: why? why not!

[destructioncs]

Did anyone else notice how in the opening credits of "orgy of the dead" how it said it was based on a novel by Ed Wood? ...Uhh...yeah...

[VCClan]

I like how he says "Join The Fun"

[IMZEECATMAN]

@jbritton223 dude, what is your deal? i didn't realize something, and so you say "you dumb fucking piece of shit, kill yourself by stabbing yourself in the testicles"

you dont have too many friends, do you?

[narutofanmasakox10]

wouldnt that be called necrophillia

[IMZEECATMAN]

@jbritton223 he didn't make the movie you dumb piece of shit. he just wrote it, theres a difference.

[Pigbenis133]

Good ........ now i have seen ALL his videos

[gamer123579]

wow...at 4:29 that woman was pure nude

[thenintendo64nerd]

@gamer123579 uhhh, no she wasn't i think...

[alexas123456789]

Wouldn't it be nice if Nerd reviewed Edward Scissorhands?

[85turtle]

Bela Lugosi was actually buried in his cape

[lashkaretoiba]

It's about the big picture. Noone notices that stuff.Where's your willful suspension of disbelief?lol. Classic Ed Wood.

[GamerPrinceMXZ]

Okay i fucking have to see Orgy of the Dead.

[jasonsan10]

Thumbs up if you want AVGN to review harry potter

[rpennington9]

Depp should have gotten the Oscar for this role...

[TAG037]

@rpennington9 He really should've won an oscar for that role

[JackRed666]

Ed Wood directed by Tim Burton is the single greatest thing to come from the name.

[drag117]

FUCK!!!! im watching this on my wii and my grandma and sister entered and my room and the fucking nude dancing part started and now they think i watch porn FUCK!!!!!!!!

[Migzter05]

lugosi - goddamn.. it's cold!!!

wood - it'll warm up once you're in it:D

lugosi - FUCK YOU! You come out here!!

LMAO!!

I have got to watch this movie!:D hahahaha!

[Skjoldvall]

okay guys, we gotta find a place to download all those porn movies he made

[luigiblox]

i saw orgy of the dead :D it was hot the girls were though

[DjHamHam411]

Finally watched the Ed Wood movie. AND IT WAS AWESOME!

[orphen20]

@JamesNintendoNerd In 4:56, it's supposed to be The Young Marrieds, not Young Mermaids.

[ChannelTv13]

orgy of the dead is only good because there nude

[QAndJMovies2]

I like this music

[TomMSTie]

RE: ORGY OF THE DEAD. You know a movie is bad when it makes THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES look good!!!

[DanielCiurlizza]

"Throw gold at her.... MORE GOLD"

[ASimpleDreamScript]

I heard some of his later porno movies only cost $100 to produce. Even for 1970s, that is dirt dirt cheap.

[warionack25]

Bill Mirray was in this movie? Where?

[xAronessx]

Orgy of the dead...........makes perfect sence!!!

[BigSmoke2222]

DOG stories XDD

[WILLSTERROCKSTER]

Tim Burton forever

[Goombowser]

Dr. Acula. lol

[Vanoc93]

He really DOES look like Bela Lugosi!!!

[HeadBangerAust]

another zombie porno would be Night Of The Giving Head

[petrietri]

@HeadBangerAust LMFAO

[2536b]

Landau: "God damn, that's cold."

Depp: It will warm up once you're in it.

Landau: " Fuck you! You come down here!"

That always makes me laugh.

[GamblerMan1985]

hey james thanks for introducing me to ed wood, never knew of any of this until I watched these. I must say in some strange way, I actually like his movies.

[JokerFan1138]

damn, bella has such a potty mouth, wouldn't you say?

[sheepdog2c7]

bwahahahaha orgy of the dead and dog stories?? jeez :D

[Mallarmidia]

That's amazing! Ed was the best of the worst of the best ever! I lovedo yr work because it's straighforward and shows exactly whta Ed was... a moviemaker... regardless...

Thousands of congrats!

[HelloFade2]

You mean there exists a Tim Burton movie where the music was NOT composed by Danny Elfman? that's surprising.

[coopercastille]

i wonder how many fights Ed Wood got in with his wife when he was making all those porno movies 0_o

[armchairmaster]

Damn Mr. Wood, that's quite a bit of porn you made...

[jakepy93]

thumbs up for zombie tits!

[tsanniegamer69]

DAMM that guy who says FUCK U!! fuck u u come out here LOLz damm!!! funny

[FinallyTheNight]

The moronic narrator loves the F-word.

[Kizuii]

Dr.Acula.........oh Ed you sly rascal

[imascatmanworld]

@Kizuii whitch was soon ripped from a band

[DarkKnightfan232]

I saw this review and instantly went out and bought myself a copy of ed wood from HMV and I've gotta say it has instantly become one of my all time favourite movies and martin landau is hilarious as bela Lugosi an oscar well deserved thanks James

[Ps3Dudez]

only 168.000 views?

oh i know why... when i started watching avgn it wasnt because of the Reviews ... but still the first video i saw from him was the jackie chan... i didnt remember that ive seen an avgn review then.... 5 months later or so i searched for worst video games evver then i found a review for E.T(Not AVGN) then i saw an avgn video in the sidebar... i clicked on it and started to watch all of em avgn videos and i got hooked... it wasnt untill much later that i watched all episodes!!

[LegendaryAWESOME]

I'm to an ed wood fan well except those porn movies they were awful but all the rest are so entertaining there bad but enjoyable i mean c'mon anyone can get entertained by those movies and the Tim Burton was just brilliant 100% brilliant

[Shanethefilmmaker]

crisswell sounds like he is on something when he talks, in fact I don't know about any of you but that light they used before they showed him in in the plan 9 opening looks suspicously like a marijuana leaf.

[Muzzy337]

Ed Wood is so bad, he's good.

[ShaggyLennon]

A couple of hours ago I bought a vhs copy of Orgy of the Dead for a dollar at an antique store. I was inspired to track down a copy of it after watching this review.

[Migzter05]

Now I need to see Tim Burton's Ed Wood. Depp looks fantastic for the part and Martin Landau as Lugosi sure looks hilarious!

[bioo80]

WTF IT SAYS HEW WROTE THE NOVEL ORGY OF THE DEAD!?!??!! must be an awesome novel

[monkeybrane0]

GODDAMN ITS COLD lol

[MaxCinema10]

Ed wood isnt the worst!!! That title deserves to be Michael Bay!!!

[GhostlyGrin]

@MaxCinema10 oh fuck yeah

[kod21gumdealer]

I disagree with anyone saying Ed wood is the worst film director of all time...from my general stand point... Joel Schumacher is... Why... Cause he doesn't know how to use his actors in a proper way...(g. Clooney as batman???) (Jim carrey in a horror film, 23) ( Chris rock on an action movie) I mean come on... I can continue for all of his movies...and it's about everything too... His stories, performence... Everythings horrible in his movies

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

Even this is better than the Transformers 2. :D

[Cypres1]

pull the string

[dorodevil]

rather a skunk-man....

[mammyth]

where can i see the full movie of Orgy of the Dead ?



[MattDuesk]

i own alll non stipper films hes ever made

[svxcallday]

Pull the String!!!

[doctorollie]

Ed wood is one of my favourite movie of all time as well

[SchlossRitter]

How ironic that a movie about the making of "the worst movie ever" would include an Oscar winning performance.

Nice tease of The Shining at the end.

[sikokiller12]

Ed Wood Jr is Awesome.. i love watching Plan 9, i know its one of the worst but as what you said James it has a entertainment value in it

[Thornfox]

Poor Lugosi. I think he would've been comforted to know people liked him in an unironic way.

[Cr1msonKing]

"Throw gold at her!"

I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at the ridiculousness of that line xD

[Apollomasque]

Wait, Dr. Acula was Ed Woods idea?

Damn, JD from Scrubs is gonna be pissed.

[gumhoy]

FAWK JOOOOOOUUu!

[GameMaster44445]

Oh OK thanks for clearing that up. I heard somewhere that it was though.  Probably from the internet.

[Barraki148]

Wasn't Swan Lake used in Nosferatu?

[GameMaster44445]

I think i heard that somewhere.

[BenevolentMuffinKing]

I've seen parts of Plan 9, but do I have to be familiar with Ed Wood's movies in order to see Tim Burton's "Ed Wood?"

[sleepyeyedplumber]

Not really. Burton's film is still a good movie--not entirely factual, though--whether you know Ed Wood or not.

[supermatx]

@BenevolentMuffinKing

I would rather say you just need to know that he made a lot of 'bad' movies and know about a few of them, but not necessariliy watch them.

[mrbender14]

I wish Tim Burton still did great biographies instead of remakes

[smarterthanmyclass]

Tim Burton 4EVER!!!!!

[bioo80]

BEWBS BEWBS IAI SE BEWBS

[pungrmn]

i respect ed wood, but i saw plan 9 the other day and it was the biggest piece of crap i've ever seen.

[Bauglir100]

@pungrmn Really? I have it on my IPod, and it's actually quite watchable.

[pungrmn]

@Bauglir100 i mean, don't get me wrong, it was entertaining, but, good god, i saw so much shit that was wrong with it.

[Barrymit]

God bless Ed Wood. Tim Burton's movie just a masterpiece.

[BabyBoCorbin]

Damn its cold in here!

You'll warm up when you get in it.

Fuck you you get in here.

Best lines Evar

[blue12384]

what a great review on ed wood

[anitasseo]

what a film, huh?!

[uhicantremember]

guys the last movie called ed wood?

Could someone sent me a message please?

[afroinness]

yes its called ed wood

[K3L333]

7:37 - Can anyone tell me the name of the song please?

[ZeroNinetyFour]

Swan Lake

[TigerNightmare]

I have a now out of print indie album called The Nutcracker Piano, which also has pieces from Swan Lake (both Tchaikovsky ballets). The inserts are crap and I had to check wikipedia to properly name my mp3s. This is what I have the song labeled as: Swan Lake, Op. 20 - Act II, No.10 - Scène (Moderato)

Not an easy song to search for.

[MadCritic777]

Even though Ed Wood is the worst Director in Hollywood history, his films are so bad that they are hilarously enjoyable to watch.

I also like Tim Burton's Ed Wood movie, which is a great tribute to a film director who loved his job so much and had great passion for it (even if he made the worst movies in history).

I respect Ed Wood more than the likes of Michael Bay or Uwe Boll.

[oldblubblub]

I hope they make a movie about Uwe Boll someday.

[TVBRobotnikReturns]

@oldblubblub Or a movie about both Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

[Chereshka13]

Just amazing review

[dunnowy123]

hmmm...while I respect Ed Wood for doing what he did

His movies were shit, plain and simple lol

[starrychica82]

I don't know if it can Be any worse then Pink Flamingo from John Waters but now I must see it.

[omarin1997]

did u censor lol?

[ShadowDragon0007]

WTF

[Yayapilo]

ahahahaha porn

[uzemakistyle]

damn al these spammers, avgn is tha bom

[pganton]

so wait... a couple crashes a car and then the whole movie is naked dancing?

[keane603]

loooooooooooooooool at 2:12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlazingArbok]

2:51, whenever movies do that whole crash thing i can't stop laughing and i'm all like wtf like in the movie we are marshall when the screen goes black when the plane crashes. those parts are always awkward moments.

[EdLicious123]

haha Dr.acula is the best band ever :D

[Barraki148]

LOL! "Fuck you!" jesus that was funny! and it seems as id the opening scenes of dracula has a bat that looks like the batman symbol

[thesunhurtsmyeyes]

the tim burton movie looks REALLY good, i hope i can see it sometime

[swidly]

Ed Wood... such an underappreciated movie.

[Skull10]

Tim Burton's "Ed Wood" is one of the closest things to a perfect movie I have seen. Ironic that it is based on some of the worst movies ever put to celluloid.

[0blistick]

Why did u censored the video u should leave it raw

[callum510]

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