Minecraft 1.9 Prerelease Villager NPC Maze test

[ObjectMinecraft]

he did exactly 7:00 about it lol.

[ObjectMinecraft]

you make snowgolems i saw on youre inventory ;d

[Zuniis]

you need cheese

[JerahCallaghan]

Three and a half frames per second.. Amazing.

[megadarkassassinn]

then he runs back in



[Krams555]

u have funny voice sub.!

[alex77853283]

someone noticed it skipped 8:24 ???

[sprtone101]

LOL You get too excited about him making right turns!! But this is a great video :P

[105fatman]

your lisp is absolutly hilarious!

[rexhappyweel]

NPC are soooooooooooo stupid :-P

[gamecorder]

Go Towards The Door.. Testificate: F**K OFF

[GAMERSQUEAKER]

i got Best Idea LMFAO Maze Game same as scary maze game just At the end "Everyday Im Shuffing"

[KivanChanel]

6:44 Fail:D

[hellkitty12345]

spirders

[strandzoeker]

LOL He looks like Octo xD

[R4z0rkill3r1337]

LOL AT 6:38

[HZcomedy]

who else did the maze with his eyes?

[TheTechRebelion]

AAAABBBBAAABBAAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!

I thought you said that

[TheTriforcebearer]

bet a? you pronounce it bait a

[RayWillamJohnmson]

lol

[Joshgoesnom]

I would have laughed if he decided to just break the wall and go to the door.

[jedirush]

meow

[MsGamerElite]

Ohhhhh thats why my pizza is cold when it gets here

You know i used to be a npc then i took an arrow to de knee

[zesk1110]

testificate is better on mazes than i am!

[stannypk5k9]

You sound like Truman Capote! haha

[SIRDOH]

no ofense but you sound realy weird

[triforcepower100]

Seed: Minecraft1.0



[TheWiiJunkie196]

haha the way the Villagers are programmed they are just a smart as pigs because there behaviors are built almost exactly alike

[Rickpuertorico]

this is like watching paint dry it its surprisingly entertaining

[teeman9266]

I feel like Wheatley

[TheRexDark]

You know, he might be more efficient if you promise him cake...

[TheSquidPartol]

it probably took an hour for him 

[Duncan12457]

this is why i use snow golems :p

[iMiCaBlE]

at 6:42 i laughed

[tetrisboy64]

ugh



[ftgdarkshadow]

Better watch out, stutter spider is coming to get ya XD

[luedriver]

I think the snow golem would be able to get out easier...

[outloud96]

"Leavvee me alone, spider.!... I don't like spiders..." Not trying to be a dick, but that was hilarious.

[DynamiT323]

what the .?

[a3j3h385]

I tried pressing "Back to Game" -.-'

[SilentNinja325]

@a3j3h385 That's when you know to go outside.

[xCreyon]

He reminds me of Wheatley....

[Fong1998]

when i see this im thinking of apeture science

[riolu52505]

Testificate said, "FREEDOM!!!"

[kiraush]

Are you the red shirt guy?

You're SO the red shirt guy.

[xXHydroPandaXx]

Hey The likesaber! :D

[TheBloxman]

7:58 look at the creeper, soon...

[SonseyHD]

its fake THAT TEST CHAR is a friend of him !

[MrJammification]

NP Thee villager mathe tetht?

[BASArtemis92]

Yeah, I'm thinking it's like the deal with the monkeys and the typewriter.

I wonder if a skeleton or a zombie could get through it to get at a player, though... When/if I ever get Minecraft, that'll be on my list of things to try.

[MistarDerp]

This is why Notch needs to insert intelligence to these drones, and not just go to open doors...

[rageddog]

he sounds werid

[SuperDerek1]

Here's a NEW FAQ.

Q: Why, why did you reject my comment?

A: Because it amuses me. Real answer is that life doesn't care what you had to comment about and what your mom said about everyone caring was a lie. A shame, I know. That isn't the only thing she isn't saying...

Q: Hey, my comments aren't appearing as quick as they were?

A: I've decided to turn off notifications and to just check manually every other day instead. So many comments per day! Thank you everyone for feeding the YT comment box.

[MrAyeSir]

This is why Aperture Science uses clones instead of villagers.

[riolu52505]

@MrAyeSir

LOL XD

[xombie337]

this seems to be a demonstration of murphy's law more than anything else

eg. if something can happen, and it's given enough time, it will happen.

add a time restraint for more conclusive results

[jameswalker199]

come on testificate! just go to the left!

[pintlemounted]

Shoulda named the NPC "Chell" ;)

[glendacash25]

y didnt u kill mr. testificate and i wasnt looking at his name so it might be spelled wrong

[almacocoa98]

Lol I love how the spider sound glitches up :D

[mooxim]

I invented a drinking game in which I take a sip every time someone says "as you can see". I've been on youtube for 1/2 hour and I am druuuunk.

[Littleman708]

That was pretty good

[FelixErikson]

6:40 Well that sounds like something else if you close your eyes... eeew

[Eloody3]

You sound like Mr. Garrison.

[TheFlipyKid]

forgot the cheese

[Mrpelaaja100]

6:42 LOL

[UniverseStar]

You should have promised a cake.

[Pokefan5719]

LETS HAVE MR.TESTIFICATE BUILD A MAZE FOR U TO BE IN.

XD

[epicman325]

YOU ARE ALMOST THERE! YOU ARE ALMOST THERE! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU! CONGRATULATIONS YOU PASSED THE TEST! YOU CAME INSIDE OF ME! you could misuderstood all what he said in the video ;p

[toshirohitsugya360]

6:57 hes "like I FOUND IT"

[lukas123]

you sound similar to the voice acting of Travos Nitram from homestuck...

[PPedromr]

this is the time of a person crossing a huge maze

[NotAndOption]

I guess this is how GLaDOS feels when chell start's runing arround when someone doesnt know how to end the test .-.

[RyanDolan123]

7:50 Creeper is hanging out with a testificate? :O

[JeanLeTrut]

1fps per second

[hybrids0wn]

@JeanLeTrut fps means frames per second.. you didnt have to say "1fps per second" "1fps" would've been suffice.

[TheMoxMedia]

I think you may have inaccurate reading because to the NPC, he is outside, wandering around, and after they are outside, they don't come in very often after. So use the same map but put a roof on it, see if you have the same result

[SuperDerek1]

@TheMoxMedia Perhaps I could see about doing that as another video soon. It makes sense after all. And perhaps I can make it with an extra interesting twist!

[minecraftmythsbuster]

you are so evil that poor man dont stand a chance

[Joefesok]

I'd like it if you could re-record this

Preferably with a higher framerate

[SuperDerek1]

I just noticed that I used "for whatever reason" for whatever reason.

Amazing fact: it usually means that it surprises me or that I am too lazy to think of the reason. It is probably both.

[Charlie12292001]

Okay go towards the door! *NPC walks up to dead end* No! Wrong Way! *Goes down* What? Oh! Oh! Cmon! *Goes back up* No, It's not over there! Go down! *Goes down* Now Turn! ... *goes back up*

[slyspy70]

I guess you could say

[MarioSS7]

Wouldn't they have to see the door through glass to know it's there?

[xXxIcedude677xXx]

7:51 when you see it you will s*** bricks

[devildad1620]

Now play the video again don't watch it. Just listen and picture this guy and MR. Testificate together in a hotel room.

[SuperDerek1]

@devildad1620 I don't know. I always pictured it as someone who is encouraging a person to cross a dangerous cliff for whatever reason. Once during the recording I also imagined that one guy telling Bobby from Water Boy "You can do it!" for whatever reason. I haven't seen that movie in a long time.

[wonnorcakes]

poor villagare, this is like testing anilmals

[linelotr]

Wha...?

Why am I not allowed to press the like button? :(

[SuperDerek1]

@linelotr I'm too lazy to hit the "unlock" button. I locked it out long ago because I thought this video wasn't my best work but maybe I was wrong. Specially considering the views it gets compared to the rest. I'll tell ya what, I shall unlock the like counter if 20 people like your comment. Go people go!

[hnesrifdh]

@SuperDerek1 I SEE 20 LIKES AND CANT RATE GET WITH IT. Is there a downside to having a poorly liked video? Would putting a glass roof on this maze help the testificates get through?

[SuperDerek1]

@hnesrifdh Hey, I have to sleep you know. Well what are you waiting for? Like it. It has been available for awhile now. :P

[Sonny151515]

"im twesting u" wadafak?

[Icecoffee4ever]

You are mad, SuperDerek1! Your experiments are dangerous! This is why we kicked you out of Scientifically United Bonkers!

[SuperDerek1]

@Icecoffee4ever MAD?! You don't even know the meaning. This experiment was nothing compared to the future plans! I shall harness the world's power and convert it into energy that can power what demands the power in the first place. BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!

[Icecoffee4ever]

@SuperDerek1 No! You will destroy us all! This is it. You must be stopped before your mad experiments spread to the cities and DESTROYS ALL OF MANKIND! GUARDS! Arrest this madman! Be quick about it! Before he unleashes some kind of contraption and makes a daring escape!

[SuperDerek1]

@Icecoffee4ever I'm sorry. Guards, this person is confused and has me mixed up with someone else. I just thought it would serve the town well to go along with it. Ignore any further attempts of me being "mad" and go arrest a plant for taking too much sunlight. IT IS A GREAT CRIME! Thank you my blind followers of the Scarlet Flame. I shall take my leave of this mind-control session that you shall not remember because the flash of light you didn't see didn't erase your memories.

[zero4531]

does someone notice there is a creeper???

[duybum999]

i sub too you

hope you make more minecraft video

[iCANNrap]

This honestly made my day. You are hilarious.

[ryanroosterr]

it has already been provne that ai's dont have path finding skills in minecraft

[ryoncooleo]

I did this with a chicken he was 2:00 faster

[rundevilSNSD]

Squid ward :D

[firewulfz]

they r special GOSH!

[PeeDotWee]

ROFL 6:40

[bubbleheadft]

bet-a?

[EoinshanXxDd]

this is crap it took him

8:25 seconds

[azazazazazaz45]

Im making a pun.hurhurhur.

[kidamous]

I love your humor, dude! xD

[theDman181]

You're awesome!

[Minecrafterables]

a LITTLE laggy.... T.T

[Gam0r101]

I can break a wall for you.

[Gam0r101]

Need a compass?

[sircoops9]

Thumbs up if you saw the creepers at the end

[MrTromatic]

This is one of the best powerpoints I have seen...

[IDavidMacleod]

Holy shit, did you voice Mr. Slave from South Park?

[TheGameMasterFull07]

There was some creepers chilling with some testificates on the back.

[SuperDerek1]

Thanks for all the comments! I have to check often to keep up. I have it on approval to limit it somewhat and notification emails are grouped rather than spamming my inbox with individuals. All negative comments will be on auto reject. Unless I find them funny. I love a good laugh.

Fun FAQ:

Q: Are you gay?

A: Nope. And don't ask again either as I am sure your boy friend would be jealous that you are desperately asking random people to replace him.

Q: Derp?

A: Yes, you are.

Q: Life?

A: 42.

[tckrasnai]

I was waiting for you to start telltale and attacking it

[BloodThornODST]

Screw what they say, this was hilarious! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU MR. TESTIFICATE!

[artificialmonkeypoo]

2:10 to 2:38 thats what she said

[TrippennRazzer]

@artificialmonkeypoo Omg that was more funny than it should have been

[0zogger]

@artificialmonkeypoo I dont get it

[Shibochew]

@artificialmonkeypoo u're a genius ! xD

[purpleoctopusprods]

ur computer noises r messed up

[CREATURE66609]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I LOLED TO MUCH

[Minecrafter728]

You pronounced "beta" wrong.

[gabynosh]

i thought that when the testificate will almost finish the maze a screemer will show up lol!

[sparkey998]

It's the labyrinth!!

[swiperismycat]

leave him alone, he doesnt talk weird its his voice! no one is MAKING you watch this video.

[MistarDerp]

Why is it that when I look at your maze I see swastikas?

[ashleaisme]

Rotfl

[ikillbad]

8:00 creeper is sneaky creeper

[Sysknot1]

I think when it went down the same path three times, you could have ended the experiment. No, they don't have AI.

[SuperAkkel]

Like if you saw "TE" on the right side:D

[liuksaskr9]

XD laugh



[kungfoocheese]

8:00 Thats a very nice Testicate you have there it be a shame if something happend to it,err him

[maasbommel7]

@kungfoocheese this is the best part of the videoXD

[InsaneVideoGamez]

Who else thought he was going to feed the testificate or... whatever to the creeper?

[StuffRandomness]

Yay! You did it Mr. TESTICATE! Now I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU!

[sheepcola]

8:00 "thatsss a nice maze you have thereee...."

[namaboy298]

yougot a bad pc....;P no the idea is great

[zaknack]

Potato recorders for the win.

[beastcrafter]

lol i was wondering this whole time watching this vid is it going to make it but once he turned back i was like no hes not but at the end i was like LMFAO

[frugworks]

THIS. WAS . TORTURE.

[SuperDerek1]

@frugworks Torture?! THIS. IS. MINECRAFT! Sorry, which game were you watching?

[MrCuMMINSPULLER]

@frugworks yea torture to watch

[SuperDerek1]

@MrCuMMINSPULLER Have you tried watching this video while sitting upright on your chair? Studies show that having the chair sit on you actually causes videos to become torture. So please, leave the chair sitting to professionals. Maybe you are doing something wrong?

And no one forces you to watch it. *calls snipers off*

[kanopopo]

@SuperDerek1 LOL NOW THAT WAS FUNNY lolll

[TheLittlebitch69]

@SuperDerek1 no, it was torture because we had to watch a brainless mob try and get out of a maze, but it was a fine video to watch.

[SuperDerek1]

@TheLittlebitch69 You know what they say: "No pain no game!"

Hopefully when that AI specialist comes through they will be smarter than a pig instead of being dumber in the sense they don't even run away while under attack. I just wish Notch at least copied basic code from the zombie pigmen. It would at least be better. ;)

[MechanicLION]

@SuperDerek1 i love the way you respond to haters, because of it i subscribed (: its not very often youtubers reply with funny comments like that :'D

[malonbu]

Naah, they're like hippies, they don't mind being in there :D don't wanna get out

[Blockman95]

You Talk weird but u sure deserve a suscribe so ill punch that subscribe button.

[MrThinkingMonkey]

lol

[MrThinkingMonkey]

I must say it: You're an apple. :D

[Bjakkabjakk]

u just earned another sub.

[Mike190]

Congrats you are now GlaDOS

[SuperDerek1]

@Mike190 MOSoDNaM commanded me to build this simple maze to see how simple minded most typical mobs are. MOSoDNaM is the Master Operating System involved with plans top secret. If I told you such plans then it would have to kill us all I'm afraid. If I told you what the rest of the name meant then it wouldn't be as fun.

[Sihgilanu]

I rofl'd my pants. You sir, earned yourself a sub.

:D

[SuperDerek1]

@Sihgilanu Thanks. It looks like we're one away from 50 subs. The 50th one will be able to draw a number between 1 and 5. Depending how good they can draw, I shall give them an award for good artist. Joking aside, the number they pick will decide which video I use as the 50th special. From there I begin the series I said I'd start again.

[failurefiend]

What happens when u give 2 testificates wheat?

[BernardtheUgly]

my ears autch

[bnmbnm184]

im glad my family was gone otherwise they would of sworn i was watching porn xD

[WePassBy]

7:25 TILL 7:36 11 Seconds nice :_)

[MrTherockerman1]

th th th

[iliconsation]

Testificate was following the door in your hand...

[FinnyMorris]

Thats one Small step for npc One big step npc kind

[Greendinoranger3999]

6.59 called it

[fallinoffcliff]

doorstep remix

[Greendinoranger3999]

you talk wierd

[SuperDerek1]

@Greendinoranger3999 My plan appears to be working then. If I am speaking normally then it may not be as entertaining. I have certain voices for separate occasions.

[rrabit44]

@SuperDerek1 IsThisRealLife.png

[th3skaterboyz]

dubstep spider