House vs Patients

[tarno89]

Damn IDIOT (uploader). Besides the 1 min intro, u put that STUPID music instead of original sound (talking). House's funny moments relies on TALKING !!!!

[MrYrode]

2378627852 (house) : 0 (patients)

[aznbank]

i dont care how many times house gets beat by his patients, in the end they always thank him for saving someones life or leave them with their faces like :O

[stefan21101993]

This sucks!

[Jyrow]

First fight shouldn't count 1 - 0 because house totally pwns that guy in the next 10 seconds. Should at least be 1 - 1

[Linkydj]

house 1 - cuddy 0

[teedle1]

hey the fat guy from heroes!

[R3bridge]

Is it impossible for one person to just leave the audio from the show and not do some lame ass montage?

[pete9129]

too much shit between the fights to much editing just get to the point

[HouseMD1997]

Why!!!! (Is Chase A Patient????

[Jyrow]

@HouseMD1997 Nah he is an Aussie. :p

[WolfieTed]

Just like the Casino saying "The House always wins!"

[DocKing236]

i love how when he punchs chase nobody seems to give a shit XD

[nidza007ful]

House is the KING!!!,and he always win!!!!!

[englehr]

god I hate this video. you use way too much time. it sucks.

[MrsSetoJoey]

all this beating up,even a gunshot!but House still is an asshole!love u Hugh!:)

[flamingoluv101]

question... how does house run if he needs a cane to walk?

[TheRealBlackRefleX]

@flamingoluv101 this was a special turning point. watch all the seasons from the begining. its fun = )

[TemeraireWT]

W8, if it's House vs The Patients, what's Chase doing in it?

[LittledudeJrr]

@TemeraireWT hes the referee.

[thehorsegirl93]

can someone tell me what episodes these are i would like to watch them

[geekXatXheart]

You know, when I got my third grade daughter to do the math, patients win...

[ssscybro2]

@geekXatXheart dude house always wins

[oldnewsguy]

Just because you can do inane graphics, doesn't mean you should.

[exspert95]

Well he does kick a lot of people too,just not in this video...

[hidoko12]

moriarty? lol. what episode whas the last scene?

[XIII132]

song?



[Inproksis]

The fun thing is that in Hugh Laurie's sketches with Stephen Fry, Hugh gets hit all the time

[daria23]

Chase kinda got back at house in Season 6

[soothuglifesmile]

i thought this was gonna be funny. :/

[guitarobsessed85]

I've been punched quite a number of times in my life, but I've never met anyone who could knock me off my feet. Looks like there are quite a number of strong people in that hospital

[jedahaw]

@guitarobsessed85 you DO know that House is using a walking stick, right?

[guitarobsessed85]

@jedahaw True

[icedagger5]

if you gaiz noticed there is no forceback from the gun therefore lame acting

[MsCROMEDOME]

House actually went to distance :P

[MsCROMEDOME]

house actually went to distance like rocky :P

[71A08]

i LOVE House. He's sooo fucked up but still so smart, funny and interesting. and sexy aswell.

[chives4youtoo]

3:09 Fatality

[MrThomasAngelo]

Someone can tell me what was the song in real scene when House was training?

[cipblast]

@MrThomasAngelo fell good inc by the gorillaz

[MrKite204]

I guess watching crippled doctors get punched, slapped, and shot is cool these days.....?

[purplepandatwirls]

@MrKite204 yup. Join us cool kids ;)

[MUSIKAOS4]

2.00 House vs Mark Parkman. which mind is stronger??

[F1R3H4ND]

@MUSIKAOS4 it's Matt Parkman actually. And Heroes sucks

[silleren]

uh ^^ please tell me the names of the epis?

[Garaman257]

wait a minute in tht first fight in the actual episode house hit him in the gut with his cane

[iluvZQ]

Chase wasnt even a patient...

[Maxcom12]

Woo! Go House! and epic vid...

[brom001]

........ this video shows House being slapped. But it is HOUSE who gets them back, twice as nice!

[gerson2600]

epic tbh....

[HelloThar9]

Ah, yes! Nothing like beating on crippled people.

[eevank4]

Really house won the fight in round 1 because if u put the whole fight in there ud see that house hits the guy in the balls with his cane.

[yggdrasil94]

@eevank4 yea right

[col650]

left right left right!!!!!!

[fcucnt]

hugh laurie does an awesome job with playing house, but i liked him better as the idiot prince in Black Adder

[Siobhanxo95]

randomm?

[Hunis93]

House always wins :D

[loonwerker]

aussies-0 XD

[Vulturu]

none of those are patients...

[BoxFromManurewa]

This sucked so bad

[SpiderXxPirate]

hey! Those were'nt patients! Those were parents!! And sex-ay Aussies

[4marketeers]

since when is chase a patient?=O

[Athroplus]

Round 1: Hunting

Round 2: Detox

Round 3: Sex Kills

Round 4: Finding Judas

Final Round: No Reason

[KarstenvonKrolock]

What episode is round 2 when house gets punched by tommys dad?

[FreddyOgSigrid]

Is round two from the episode: Act your age?

And is round three from the episode when he wants the heart of the mans dead wife? And when he got shot, is it the guy that had a wife that took suicide because House told her that he was cheating on her?

[StablerMyHero]

what ep. is round 1?? please

[Chocothunder1987]

Season 2 episode 7 I think..

[1whosawthelight]

Also, Chase wound up getting House back epicly. House may have bruised his jaw, but Chase messed up House's whole face.

Aussie win!

[PyreFleur]

In which episode did Chase get House in the face? I must've missed that...

[1whosawthelight]

"Ignorance is Bliss"

[BakaYoshiYT]

round 1 was BS kuz house ends up hitting that guy back, bringing him down, should of gone to house

[Chocothunder1987]

THIS!!

[Keksgirlie]

i like this video

[O0oSorousho0O]

House 1,

Aussies 0

rofl I think that was an aussie joke

[ecnmy]

1:58 = Matt Parkman!

[saintrobbie375]

I'm surprised he doesn't get punched in the face more. I'd be his friend though lol

[StojanceM]

When I look at this video makes me think how fucked up can House's life get.......I mean look how much times the guy got bitch slaped!!!

But hes still my favorite asshole in the world!!!

[anameisnotimportant]

Everyone who acts this way have a fucked life. It´s natural, but that´s a pretty side of human nature: when you are too fucked up, you make walls to defend yourserlf. That´s why we all love this kind of people.

[LaBoricua2591]

@StojanceM If House wasn't such an ass...this show wouldn't be as interesting

[bLAsk0pRoaSsaSsiN]

@StojanceM well now hes gonna have to take double of the pain killers don't ya think DM? :D

[StojanceM]

couldn't have said it better my self doctor assassin...

wait a min... ghaaa *gets stabbed in the back...so sad ;(*

[PrincessSunshine11]

@StojanceM

Lol he got fucked up even more times than this video showed. Other scuffles were left out. 1 time Chase punched him & broke his nose as well as blacken his eye. He may be your favorite asshole but he's still an asshole & asshole's deserve 2 get a GOOD ass whooping @ least 2 times in their lifetime lol.

Btw, he's my mother's least favorite asshole. My mother can't even watch him without getting upset. She completely hates him lmfao...

[Ko252]

@StojanceM And every single medical student's role model, also.

[Karudzik]

add this from 6 season when "Superhero" jump and add house 100 points ;D

[darv50]

silleren, it's Sex Kills. season 2 ep 14

[silleren]

1:58 what episode?? season? just give me something to work with... ^^ I have to see that!

[MadameDD]

It's Season 2, Ep 14 - 'Sex Kills'. Hope that helps.

[misiekpl1]

whats the song??

[ran52475]

Its from the Rocky movies

Its called Gotta Fly Now

[misiekpl1]

thanks man

[ran52475]

sure thing

[silleren]

wich episodes is this from??

[jbstman07]

Yea you missed a few...

House bursting one of Kalvin's and his fathers liver cysts....counts as 2.

House lowers the morphine dosage for Moriarty...another point..

[LadyMiloue]

What the name of the episode when House get kick in the nuts????

[silleren]

sex kills season 2 episode14

[mikes172000]

I would like to point out that in your "round 1" house got up and laid the guy out in one shot. and in round 3 house got what he wanted the guys wifes heart ..ie a small price to pay. then theres round 4 chase isn't and never has been a paitent so bad form all around Houses wins and for you the prestigous EPIC FAIL award

[coo1965]

Could somebody tell me which episode Kalvin's Dad punches House?

[WillHunting314159]

"Hunting" from season 2.

[rankun44]

which episode did tommy's dad punch house?

[waxynho]

i think it's from the episode Detox from season 1!

[Huddy22009]

In round three, wouldn't it technically be a win for House? He needed the mans wife's heart, and in the end, got want he needed.

[deadlylittlecreampuf]

Hey!! You missed some!!

You missed:

House Vs. Kalvin = House wins

House Vs. Kalvin's dad = House Wins. Incapacitates him with a blow to the kidneys

House Vs. Wilson = House Wins

[anulkaaw]

nice idea

[tombo1984]

Erm... This is called House vs The Patients... How is Chase a Patient? Also the chap that shot him... Not a patient...?

[glamourchick21]

The guy who shot him was a patient once.

[tombo1984]

No he wasn't. His wife was, but she died, which is why he shot House, for not saving his wifes life...

[DragonLordG]

if you look at it that way, then none of these people are patients. they are the patients' parents.

[ArtemisAddict]

No,House told his wife he was having an affair,and his wife killed herself.

[SmokieRSWC]

Lol.... House wins by default... Thats not right... hahaha

[DeutscheGlorie2008]

House 1 : Aussies:= xD

[iluvSailorMoon333]

oh dear.........House...0.0'

[shadowman1219]

why does everybody pick on the cripple??

[hopperscubed34]

House-1 Aussies-0  hahaha I laughed sooo hard at that part! :)....wait how did house win????

[kingziax]

default for the last guy using a weapon

[hopperscubed34]

ooooo thanks :)

[gradgurl2007]

Wow. For a moment there I wasn't quite sure what this vid was about... but luckily you kept making sure we knew it was House vs... House vs... House vs. Just in case we forgot in the 30 seconds between each "round"

[Falling4UToday]

hahaha lol hilarious!

[BODLive08]

there is one thing that really pisses me off about this show is how everyone treats House about his Vicioden. DOES ANYONE KNOW THE TERM CHRONIC PAIN!!! THAT MEANS IT NEVER LEAVES, IT GETS EVEN WORSE AT TIMES, ALL YOU CAN DO IS TAKE MEDICATION. House has no choice but to take vicoden just to get some relife. And yet no one understands his pain. They just think "oh, another addict". When put this way, House works with stupid people who dont understand the word chornic at all

[dokeyali]

GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!

[SparwoodApple]

Let me guess you are with the idiot below who believes House is real. Great show! but it is just a show

[dokeyali]

It is not just a show It is one of the most viewed showed in the last 15 years and I never said its real you MORON!!!!!!!!!!..... If you dont like; it Just like I said: GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!

[SparwoodApple]

Yet not real life and yet you have such strong and hatefull reactions to anyone who in even in the slightest way disses it..... good god get a life.

[reikayakishiro]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean they need to take out the common sense from the script just because it's convenient for the plot.

[Raktra74]

He does admit to being an addict though - just not having a problem. But yup, I know about chronic pain. Hell, I have to take loads of painkillers for my knee. Poor guy.

[ChuckFarley111]

I am getting annoyed at videos about shows, wich turn out to be some screwed up BS instead of the actual scene ... but this one is just great

5of5 stars

[Raktra74]

Chase... Were you wearing short shorts?

[NCISHouseHPPotCfan]

Watch Chase's hair on the slowmo replay!!! He flips it back like he's a movie star!!!

[Haelstrome]

House actually owns Kalvin's dad, because after he gets punched, he "canes" him in a certain spot which causes him to have an attack.

OWNT.

[paulinka11133]

Great job! :)

[seabury]

The second time he's punched (and kicked in the nuts)...what episode is that from?

[carachameleon]

Sex kIlls

[videogeek32]

he actually hits kalvin's dad back, and starts choking him with his cane. :)

[traumacentergirl1995]

FUCK!!!!!!!! the guy shot house!!!!!!!!!

[SupernaturalSushi]

Ouch that's gotta hurt.

[Lydnewh]

Episode 14 Season 2, I think :p

Great job ! ^^

[HeathsHarleyQuinn]

what episode does that dude knee house in the balls in? and the season. That i gotta see i context. God I love house

[EldraLeaf]

lol i liked when house hit chase :P

[madskittlez1122]

House !! How could you punch Chase ??And risk ruining that beautiful face ??

[camtorchwood]

matt parkman just nailed house in the balls lol

[ekehs]

Why does he hit Chase?

[MyBabyBenson]

I had NO idea that people punched him...

[twilightnotthebook]

that was stupid

seriously

you didnt put in any of the times he beat on those guys back

plus none of those ppl were even patients

seriously

[sombrasul]

well done.

except for the too early time to work out after round one.

[BrickPitch55]

I declare shenanigans! House hit a lot of those dudes back actually. You tallied in their blows but not his, no fair lol.

[BODLive08]

if i had been there i would have knocked down 1,2,and 3 after attacking house

[BrickPitch55]

I know, right? I HATE when people wail on him.

[golden24680]

omg! bye by house!

[diegospf]

No no, I mean the sound effect when the words appear. Not the song.

[diegospf]

Where do you get those sounds we hear everytime a word appears in the video?

[az09mcr]

plse tel me y house was shot ple

[whiteandnerdy2727]

He was shot because some guy wanted to. I dunno. The episode was called "No Reason"

[GaaraFillsMyHeart]

DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T WANT A SPOILER:

they don't say in the episode, they never find him. but house dreams that the reason why is because his wife comitted suicide when house told his wife that the guy was having an affair.

[az09mcr]

ohhhhhh confusing lol but thanks i think

[RedDfan3]

House was shot because the guy who shot him was made to confess he had an affair because they thought that was what was wrong with his wife who was a patient. When she got better, she killed herself, so thats why he shot house.

[ChicCanadian]

Actually, that was a dream. They never caught the guy that shot him, so they don't know why he did it.

[RedDfan3]

True, forgot about that.

[mnosh1991]

i saw this episode and at the end i knew it was a dream but i never thought that the reason they said in the episode wasn't true i just assumed that in reality he did shot house because he was the reason his wife left him or killed herself i don't exactly remember

[dancinmomba85]

for an old guy....house is hoooooot!

[lauren4taylor]

lol Cuddy kinda looks like michael jackson!

[dancinmomba85]

ahahahahahaha

[babydollwithblondie]

Why did he hit Chase in the nose for

[Greatguitarguy]

Chase wouldnt let House leave the hospital

[olagirl14]

Which one is the House vs. Chase thing on? Looks like a good episode. I <3 Chase though.

[PYRO73]

its the episode finding judas(3-09)

[olagirl14]

Thank you so much! I'm going to go watch it now. THANK YOU again.

[Luckimonkee33]

LOL @ Cuddy's face when House gets kicked in the balls. XD

[graizong]

Very nice video - I especially like how you use the "training" part of the video after his first loss.

I just wish the "scoreboard" parts were faster, though.

[Raidergod25]

Out of all the patients (Moriarty not Included) Greg Grunberg's character was the only one who did any serious damage to House. I guess kicking someone downstairs does a better job than just punching them. :)

[prklxx]

Well, guess house always wins.

[654paloma456]

he wat  episodes r the first punches to house tommys dad and kalvins dad

[philippeTG]

does anyone know the name of the song?

[BradleyUK]

Eye of the tiger.

[Thebbeast]

that is not the song. its the theme song of rocky , but not the eye of the tiger. just look eye of the tiger up on youtube and ull know it was the song for rocky 3 and 4.

[wreckwrap]

awesome..lol..

[captainawesome3]

You should have had: house vs dead guy and showed the scene where he shot the corpse LOL

[aztec334]

Great vid! House vs. Pacients!

Quick question... What are Aussies?!

[adidas0723]

Australians...

[goalkeep4life]

House-1 Aussies-0 lol

[OfficialDorian]

Foreman's face at 2:34 is just awesome

Foreman ftw

[lnuyashaKagome]

hey wait in the first one, kalvin's dad may hav gotten a good hit, but if u kept playing house chokes him with his cane