COGS OF WAR 2 - Gears of War 2 Parody - Part 1

[Cutelittlethangg101]

Gear 4 life

[WoodlandSavage]

Grub killer for life

[weirdpets]

DONT MAKE FUN OF DOM!!! HE HAD TO KILL HIS DIEING WIFE THEN IN GEARS OF WAR 3 HE KILLED HIMSELF TO SAVE MARCUS SAM AND ANYA FROM LAMBENT PPL!!!!!!!!

[Bettlejack]

Where gonna ride WHAT!?

[DarthHyperion]

0:55 xDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrDizzylowk]

It's all right...a lil funny..fuckn Dom...

[TheGuyWithBass]

eh......needs more WOOP WOOP

[VideosAMSR]

Gears of War 2 in 1 minute 13 seconds

[TheAlaskanboy]

Dom u crybaby, im happy ur dead

[Musicjunkie4848]

@TheAlaskanboy Go BLEEEPPPPPPPPP yourself

[halokilla45]

0:54 LOL

[zeldafreak701]

Before I played the game, I saw this. Then I played the game, and saw this. And I thought I was playing the game again. But I wasn't.

"Almost....too old...." wtf

[Bloodwrath9650]

this was retarded

[CoCoSkol]

Unfortunately for Marcus, a lot of these things aren't answered at the end of 3

[YourPedoBee]

Maria...!!! Eeuuuuughhh...! xD

[Saw2357]

thats suppose to be a parody i thought thats what really happens

[Legion640]

WHERES MYYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIFE!?

[blah5432154321123451]

dude, no offense, but seriously, y did u put a dick in it, ADD A PUSSY UGHHHHHH!!!

[JAVICARNERO]

0:55 WTF was that? was that a Brumak's Junk???

[Cutelittlethangg101]

Under....the WATER.....

[RebornPillow]

lol



[rltw04]

If you didn't play the game then just watch this and you know exactly what happened...

[urgedduke]

whats the theme song

[GasMaskReview]

Hahaha.....what?

[001zombiekiller]

"Who the fuck is that bitch" is now my msg tone when my mom calls or texts me haha

[artemis7525]

This is so retarded, and i just saw a big penis isnt that a no no for youtube?

[missypebbles214]

i thinkk thisss iss funnyyy ;D

[johnthesencond]

Perfect just perfect.

[MegaArmyof2]

...and this just goes to show how immature NewGrounds and its viewers can be.

[abcdefghijklmno53796]

lol mariiaaaa ahhh lmao

[JIMP1000]

WERE GUNNA RIDE WHAT? xD

[MrJellayBean]

lool...at 0:42 marucs looks like a constipated baby with steroids xD

[TheEpicPeepsV1]

wtf was that seriously y gears of war yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y what the dooce

[zombieland36o]

We have to ride what.

[moo5009]

Perfect summary of Gears 2.

[desWEBsadero]

siempre he dicho que lo que tienen en el pecho son bocinas de stereo...

escucharan ahi el ipod???...

I've always said that what they have in the chest are stero speakers ...

there could listen to the ipod? ..

[lexxshank77]

Giant space penis

[spartan93100]

We're gonna ride what!>)

[Noblechief12345]

I'm sorry but this wasn't funny... At all

[theknack101]

Where is cogs of war 1? Does it even exist?

[Biodeamon]

this is so true

[raymondmtz]

LoL very funny

[Donut1298]

Were gonna ride what?!?!?

[FlynnMTaggart]

Anyone else notice they have the Disaster Labs logo on their armor? Whatever happened to that site I wonder?

[MrKickyourbutt]

@FlynnMTaggart It's the Newgrounds Angryfaic, which this was stolen from.

[andybirdman22]

PINGAS

[nathan96berry]

lol the brumak with the penis lmao

[davethebaker1]

that was awsome... yes it wa the game in a minit or so

[MrGrapebook]

its tankmen! i think

[Darkviper958]

Is this supose to be the game in 1:13 seconds?

[InsaneLittleKid]

oh...... it's the queen Marcus. XD

[gearzfan13]

HA! you just bitch slapped gears of war 2

[InsaneLittleKid]

almost too old......... HUH??!!?? xD

[gearzfan13]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?

[MrSpiderman210]

holy fuck what the fuck is that thing? wtf is this place? whats going on here hmmmm? the locust are sinking what? and who the hell is that guy? and what the fuck are those things? plooral dam it marcus wheres maria waaahhaa? boy this place looks pretty old allmost..tooo old huh? wth was that under the water maaaria waaaaaaaaaaaaaa a giant worm bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who the fuck is that bitch? were gonna ride what? holly shit we actully sunk it god dam it marcus whats going on idk

[RhysMogg]

@MrSpiderman210

watch?v=735INyCguA0

ever seen this film?

[artemis7525]

@MrSpiderman210 Whats the point in the repeat dude? WE JUST WATCHED THE FUCKING VIDEO!

[TheKevPrescott]

@MrSpiderman210 I didnt have to watch the video thanks to you.

[legoluke60]

@MrSpiderman210 I think we saw the video.

[KAIJUFREAK116]

@MrSpiderman210 thanks alot man because I, a deaf individual would really go on youtube to watch a video with no subtitles.

[BR1Z12]

epic win!

[XxTDWPXUnderOathxX]

0:53 xD lol xD that was fucking hilarious!!!

[pukeslot]

Guess you gotta play the game to think its funny

[Quakeman222]

I gotta find maria UUUHHHH!!! I do that to my friends at school heheheeh

[szalaidude]

What the hell was that under....the water xD

best bit

[ryderjustin]

what is that song at the end

[Geuvesa]

@ryderjustin The cole train rap baby!

[matrixlone]

was it really like this

[GamerDog51]

@matrixlone

yes

[matrixlone]

was it really like that

[nathaniankarl]

holy fuck what the fuck is that thing? lol

[Loquei]

boring, boring, boring. Sorry. Marcus endless questions with swearing? I've seen some great parodies in my time but this isn't anything. Which is a pity because the animation's obviously taken a bit of time and skill.

[Spev624]

I need to find maria marcus! ouuuhhh

[tokenking420]

we're gonna ride what????

[tokenking420]

god dammit marcus where's maria!!! uuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[elcaifancito]

"holy fuck what the fuck IS that thing?!" hahahahahaha hilarious

[MrFreshjerry]

Oo hell no i jk

[Prvtarea69]

MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HoustonOutlaw2000]

hahahaha

[QuickScoper72]

thumbs up if u love gears of war

[DivadG66]

Has anyone noticed that Carmine always dies? He's the Kenny (from south park) of gears of war.

[MrPixelMonster]

@DivadG66 yup, i recently played GoW 1 again, and even he's AI runs in front of the enemy trying to melee him

[DMSRECON]

@DivadG66 UH NAW REEEEELLLLY ? :[]

[NavalFluff]

@DivadG66 Yeah, but in 3 he kicks ass. Hard. He goes H.A.M. muthafucka!

[yayito882000]

jajajajaja esta chingon

[REAPER3382]

whats goin on here? hmmmm

[AirTino310]

Were Gonna Ride What 0:56

[dealmaker007]

@AirTino310 ROTFLMAO that was all kinds of wrong hahaha

[JakeXwilson10]

I thought this was funny as hell. Its a game guys, enjoy the parody for what it is, a parody

[Gravhampwnage]

lol d funniest at 0:40

[malfunctioningbang]

Goddammit Marcus whats going on here?! i have no idea. XD

[marga927]

lol 0:56 horny brumak penis lol

[NNiCkNaCkk]

you guys who complain are all fags

its fuckin funny cas its like exactly what the game is like

marcus actually has no idea whats going on and dom is always crying for maria

so this is fuckin hilarious

shut up and get over yourselves (y)

[EmberBurn333]

@NNiCkNaCkk

I bet you too would cry like hell if you finally found your girlfriend like that. "Oh noes, showing feelings are wrong, now THAT is sad!" Most though guys aint more than wusses inside. Marcus is a though guy and the rest of Delta squad. But they aint arrogantly yapping about it that they are strong as shit.

[Maxamisleonidas]

@NNiCkNaCkk oh wow a guy having feelings for his lost wife and dead children is not unacceptable and a normal soldier not knowing whats going on and is just doing what hes told, well i guess that makes no sense

[BigMick888]

@Maxamisleonidas

The game has always been about manly men on steroidz anyway , I could'nt take it seriously:P I laughted my ass out of thoose so called emotional scenes in the game. Doms whinning about his wife, so fucking annoying , it felt out of place . The series has established it self for being a manly man game , now in the second game Doms getting all emotinal , what a way to confuse the audience :P Shadow of the collusses, mgs are some of tittles that know how to handle emotion^^

[Maxamisleonidas]

@BigMick888 yeah cause they work out means their on steroids? no the master chief is but not them, and you just a fucking douchebag to think dom whining about his wife is annoying, wouldn't you be worrying about your only family member in all the world, give me a break. and they never established themselves as a manly game, the fans did, your talking about shadow of the Colossus go fucking play playstation then

[BigMick888]

@Maxamisleonidas Kid I have both consoles so don't sweat it^^

Anyway i'm sorry to say this but yes it's a mans mans game , and fans will forever see that way^^ Emotion can't be seriously taken serious by a pack of bulldogs , making jock jokes all the time and suddenly go whinning about a wife? If they made the game more human then sure it would be emotional , but this is a running joke of jock's ^^ But hey it's a really fun game that I can say :D

[BigMick888]

@BigMick888

The only thing I felt sorry for was the Brumak at the end of Gears 2, I was forced to kll my Brumak !!!! . Had a special bond with it til the end ^^

[brod1194]

we're gonna ride what? haha the brumak's dick is in the back XD

[nddavi58]

ROFLMAO

[ireapsponges]

you guys that are complaining,Grow a dick.I guess you do not know how long it takes to make stuff like this.

[xboxguy1012]

youre parody sucks f!@&ing sucks

[peeweesquidxx]

@xboxguy1012 your right this parody fucking sucks

[blm1990]

We're gonna ride WHAT?

[dan101ish]

lmao



[DVKNIGHT000]

whats the song at the end :)

[TAlderson91]

pissed myself hahah awesome!

[smcgunrun36]

0:37 lol doms such a little bitch

[orgilzrorgilzr]

i agree all dom was doing throught gears of war 2 was just whining about maria

[ozzman1651]

I need to find Maria Marcus!! GODDAMMIT!!! UGH!!!!!

[fatsuburbanwhiteboy]

and wut the fuck are these things? :D

[TheFreeMindGamer]

This is GREAT! And Btw I'm a gears fan.

[DylgotoNe6to]

we gona raid wut? 0:55

ROFLMAO

[golbi123]

"We're gonna ride what?!"

[AznKidTech911]

"i need to find maria marcus, godammit! *cries*"

[xLuckYxSE7ENx]

Holy fuck, what the fuck is that thing? :D

[VodkaMagiK]

pmsl

[egedum]

@ Fwkner shut up retard. if you dont like it dont watch it geez. this was some funny shit xD! dom made me laugh so hard

[Opticradiation]

Pretty sweet animation

[Fwkner]

you retards this aint funny all it does it constantly swear all the time and is totally pointless, get off youtube mate

[babyboi521]

LMAO dude dom made me laugh so hard ....where is maria boo hoo .....lol

[dabeast161]

whhhhhhaaaaaaaatttt

[savagemonster07]

lol

[KamuzHayabusa]

Dom Rules!!! "Uuuuuh T_T" xD

[ProWrestlingPR]

LOL

[slimjimDoritos]

whats going on here? hmmmmm

[angelleomotor]

we gonna ride wath? hahahahahahahahahaha

[angelleomotor]

we gonna ride wath? hahahaha

[desidekick]

lol i felt the same when i first played this game

[JrXxLiLrOcKeT211]

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[TehSylarr]

Hahaha,

[TeamDataDrain]

Lul