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  • I love this review, spot on,

  • Only reason to watch the movie is with friends and think it as a comedy. It's shit, but it's so bad it's kinda funny.

  • ..oh damn street fighter and mario!!! thats intence

  • fuck do i stop SOPA or the sequal or this movie damn this is a delima

  • you had the pwer to see the future

  • Dragon Ball evolution was more SHITTY Than 2girls 1cup

  • U dissing Samuel L Jackson?

  • @sclf SAMUEL L! JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER!

  • Lastly, you must be a complete idiot if you were unable to understand the movie or if it didn't make sense to you, pretty simple plot; what part of "Loosely based on" don't you understand? A negative review is one thing, but what we have here is an 'anybody' who not only expressed his personal hate for this movie, but failed to give technical reasoning to why the movie was "so bad." So the next time you want to bash a movie that may actually be terrible, do it smartly and back up your thoughts.

  • @Fdwar you like this movie??, then you are the idiot

  • Sorry, little Korean boy, lemme give you my 2 cents (even though you deserve no money): First off, you spent your entire intro talking about your lame date, with your 15 year old, off screen, girlfriend, where you went to the movies with other losers who would only go to the movies on a Friday at 7PM; Second off, the target demographic was clearly kids ages 12-17, I'm sure they loved this movie. Trust me, Stephen Chow did not make this movie to impress you. It was considered an alternate canon.

  • I wish the dragonballs DID exist so I could wipe my brain clean of THIS MOVIE!!

  • OH MY GOD IT'S JACKIE CHAN!

    No, Seriously, You are the only loser here

    first, who the fuck takes his girlfriend to watch dragon ball?

    second, You are there in your room with your girlfriend and instead of doing something interesting with her you are making a review about a stupid movie

    LOSER!!!

  • @ChaoticRupture God he didnt know that it was crap but then he found out

    so your the LOSER and you suck dragon balls hard, next time listen and actualy watch it

  • @Punkrock3011 I didnt say the movie was crap, I said hes a loser for taking his girlfriend to watch dragon ball Z, only a loser does that, read other peoples comment before you start talking to others, fucking asshole and besides you dont need to watch the movie to know its gonna suck balls, every1 knew the movie sucked before watching the movie

  • @ChaoticRupture he is a loer for being normal ??????

    watching movie with your girlfreind is a loser thing ??

    oh god you must be like an ugly gay loser yotube user how just mad because he has no life

  • @NarutoRocks2011Anyone that takes his girlfriend to watch a movie based on an anime is a loser. You anime geeks know nothing about dating a girl. When I was 16 years old we used to take our girlfriends to a real date, A good restaurant, a good romantic movie like titanic.....but not Dragon Ball Z! hahahahaha you kids are never gonna get laid if you take your girlfriends to this kind of movies, kids from nowdays are really retarded, I fear for your future

  • @ChaoticRupture i loved how did you say that you ever had a girlfreind i can bet my life in the line that you are a loser because like to btch alot and beside thinking all anime fans has no life is just prove my point you are a loser and ugly

  • @NarutoRocks2011 I really feel sorry for you kid, you are never gonna get laid, you will die as a fat and lonely geek living with his mother at the age of 40 ...

    I fear for your future, please dont quit school, the only opportunity for you to get laid is to be a very rich man and of course you have to study for that...

    Im not going to argue with a kid anymore

    End of the line.....

  • I really liked this review, I agree with everything you just said.

  • people walked into this movie with their cameras to bootleg it. Ten minutes later they walk out and leave the cameras behind.

  • If krillin was in the movie it would have atleast been a bit like the original story , but then theirs the fact that goku never went to school , gohan died before he was even 5 he met yamcha and tien when he was about 8-14.

    he had killed king piccolo by the time he was 15 and by the time he was 18 he was fighting junior(piccolo) and was getting married to chichi soon to have a kid.

    Then dbz starts and vegeta and nappa turn up.

    Yajirobi, krillin, roshi, tien, yamcha ect should already be in it

  • PENIS!!!!!!!!!!11

    

  • Maybe Hollywood thought, "There's this Japanese Anime out that is still making tons of money since it came out in the 1980s. Can you imagine the amount of cash we can get if we make some stupid knock-off of it and just slap the name 'Dragonball' on it??? (insert evil laughter here)!!!!!"

  • @laichi16 lol it's funny that it was made by a black guy who makes low budget black films

  • This movie was soOOOOOOOOOO bad that It mabe me cry.

  • u awesome i love u

  • I pity you watching this...a review on TV was enough to keep me away from the movie :D

  • The movie sucked Dragonballs; NAMEKIAN Dragonballs!

  • Haha yea I knew it was going to suck , just like mario the movie , can't be made , every

  • 68 people suck dragonballs

  • I love Dragonball, and Dragonball Z...I am scared to watach this movie because I don't want to hate anything with the name Dragonball on it.. But then again...I hate the Resident evil movies more than anything I have ever seen in my life, but I still amd IN LOVE with the games. FUCK PAUL ANDERSON AND HIS SHIT

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  • YOUR AN ugly fuck you ugly bitch your so fucking ugly you cant even get girls forreal YOUR SUCH A FUCKING UGLY FUCK

  • @JohnstasBACK what does your comment have to do with the review?

  • @julianzolo i hate this lame ass fucking ugly piece of SHIT. ill beat his ass in literally 1 punch. hes a fucking asshole.

  • @JohnstasBACK but why? lol

  • @JohnstasBACK who cares if someone cant get girls? its a bad thing if u pick up any random chick

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 To bad theres going to be a part 2 i'm watching it to see how gay it's gunna be

  • we are looking at a movie that has nothing to do with dbz or db.goku was supposed to be in elementry school when he first met chi-chi.this nigga is doing a chineze formation with his hands to do the kamahamaha like how they do it i naruto.kids make fun of goku.and king piccolo barely gets any screen time.the movie sucked all around

  • I am not trying to insult you in any way by saying this, but aren't you gay?

  • I didn't even see the movie I could tell from the trailer it was gonna be shit they fucked up with the title "dragonball evolution"? What the fuck is that?

  • It is nothing like dragonball and all the characters weren't really like the actual characters. They completely redid Goku.I cannot express my disdain for this movie I

    grew up with Dragonball and just Ughh!

  • It sucked AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! It should be removed from

    existence and erased from memory except the one to never make it again.EVER!!

  • its over nine thouuusssaaaaaand!!!! *breaks scouter*

    retranslated...

    Its SOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!! *breaks scouter*

  • Anime-based lifeaction movies should be directed by people, who are familiar with manga/anime. This dumb hollywood dickheads will miss the epicness of a manga/anime till eternity! -.-

    This movie sucked. They pulled the name "Dragonball" into dirt.

    Y U SO UNTALENTED?? XD

  • dude that vide was right on i would also hate it if they fucked up full metal alchemist now if it was live action and every thing was good then yeah i would but this review was spot on

  • WHO IS THE NINJA GIRL IS THE ONE THAT TRENS IN TO CHICHI I DONT SEE HER ANY OF THE DRAGONBALL EPISODES OR MOVIE AND IVE SEEN ALL 153 EPISODES .

  • @billdean14 She is Mai, one of Emperor Pilaf's 2 henchmen in the actual series.

  • When the lady who played Chichi came to my elementary school to talk about the movie, I knew right then that the movie would be shit. I was 10, and right when I saw the trailer and poster.

  • Dude, you were so on point. I didn't even see it and I knew it would be garbage. That movie was probably worse then the Last Airbender movie. And that sucked!

  • You can usually tell if a movie will suck by the trailer and the trailer for this movie was totally bad.

  • I thought the movie its self was good but its just not dragonball its a random movie that happins to have the names of dragonball characters

  • For the next freaking movie I will right the script, I am only 12 but at least I could do better.

  • @devindude1 What next movie, The movie may have made a little more than the budget, but making a sequel would be like taking a turd and adding more crap to it, and putting sprinkles on it. No Pissing the Fans off twice.

  • why don't we just let japan make a Dragon Ball Live action movie i am pretty sure that when they make it it'll actually follow the story line

  • @tntloverwoot they already made one and it was worse than DBE.

  • @roshu2100 whats it called lol i wanna see it

  • @tntloverwoot To my knowledge, a Japanese live-action DB movie was never made, however, there WAS a Taiwanese live-action DB movie. It was cheesy and stupid, but it was fun, and a LOT more accurate/better than DBE. The movie was called "Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins".

  • @tuxedomoroboshi alright man ima see it it probably better then this English junk the characters didnt even look correct so this will be a good movie thanks for telling me man

  • i just tried watching it for a second time. i couldn't do it.

  • if a worst movie ever comes out.......the world will exploade -_-

  • did the same guy who made the movie the last airbender made this movie as well?

  • @remixchild no it would of been better if he did make DBE. lol

  • @remixchild no, different people. They both suck though.

  • This movie was just insulting....and I've only seen the trailer

  • @Masquarette Seriously, the trailer is all you need to see. I've never been a fan of people judging an entire plot of a feature length film just by watching a trailer. But in this case it's an exception, you can tell this film is a shit pile just by watching the trailer. ;_;

  • @ExNausea Oh well. I plan to open my own studio one day and I promise if I do I'll make a respectable dragonball film to compensate for this shit.

  • i've seen this movie 8 times

  • im 12, i love dragonball z, and this movie made a disgrace out of it.

  • I'm gonna add you on facebook just to poke you, mwahaha

  • You are totally right bro... This F!@#$ movie is pure S@#$ and i also recommend to everyone not to see this F@#$% movie.. Don't worry your not gonna miss anything.. La verdad que si tiene razon el guey del video: esta pelicula no es mas que pura mierda...

  • Happy face... "Mow!" X-D

  • Ahahha the happy face!

  • Watching this movie high didn't help. characters look not like they do in the anime they should have used half asian half white characters. piccolo looks nothing like piccolo. I can make a better movie with less money that they put in

  • *looks down at the flame war*

    Guys I don't care who thinks what, just shut up and take it to a forum. You are spamming the video comments section

  • Bla bla bla we don't need talking.

  • I've never slept thou a movie before this one was my first plus I went back to the window demanding my money back no bull I really did.

  • you're right

    chow yun fat is gonna be like an asian samuel jackson

  • This kid can't have a girlfriend.

    He's wearing a L4D shirt.

    He's bragging about having a girlfriend

    when his "girlfriend" is in the room,

    god knows if I said that shit in front of my GF

    she would have broken up with me on the spot.

  • @legodude9078.........go hate on justin bieber not this kid u noob

  • @chuuizkawaii

    Noob?

    Nvm... I'm not even gonna bother.

  • @legodude9078 says the prick who still plays with fucking legos

  • @chuuizkawaii

    Animations piece of shit.

    Who are you to talk when

    you still play with your self.

  • thumbs up if the drunk 12 year old had the right idea lol

  • Oh NVM she's his imaginary GF,

    by the time I heard "That movie sucked"

    I knew she was fake.

  • How the hell does this kid have a girlfriend?

  • @legodude9078 He isn't a kid. He was 24 or 25 when he uploaded this video.

  • A friend of mine, while observing my sister and I watching the first four seasons of Dragon Ball Z, claimed this movie was better.

    I am deeply ashamed for him.

  • When I first saw it, I knew nothing about Dragonball, DBZ or DBGT. NOTHING. The plot was kinda weak but I liked it. Now I am familiar with the Dragonball story and if I watched it now, I think I would smash my TV

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  • I saw this movie only recently, seeing it was on a movie channel on my TV. I had heard this movie was awful, so I wasn't really watching to see if it was any good. I was watching to see if any of the special effects were any good... and in the end, I was not impressed. This movie was a waste of my time when I wasn't even looking for a good movie. I knew this movie would suck, but not so much that every single thing would suck.

    Thank God I didn't pay for this.

  • lol the angry and sad faces look like a constipated face

  • What I didn't get was what it was supposed to be about. Like in the beginning I was like "Ok this is about the original Dragon Ball. Then Piccolo cam in and I was like "Ok, this is like a whole summery of Dragon Ball the first series, then I was like. Ok so they like watched a few episodes and made this movie?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!­?!? Like WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! They could have at least put it in the dragon ball universe!

  • I'm surprised your girlfriend didn't dump you for taking her to a trainwreck fox passed of as a movie

  • I LOOOOVEd this movie.... im not joking....why do people hate it. its a great tribute

  • Wat did you say @the beginning? =D 

  • Vegeta isn't in this because he's not in DRAGONBALL! You know DrAGOnBALL the FUN, CREATIVE series from the 80's not that trite horseshit DBZ. And this movie isn't amazing but it's not terrible either, it has it's moments and is actually enjoyable to watch I actually don't know a single person in real life that hates this movie, Mortal Kombat, or the original Street Fighter movie.

    Legend of Chun Li however, is terrible.

  • You suck dragon-Whaaat? Balls haha u sure do. This movie was great some hating on it but it a good movie. This is over 9000 times better than super mario bros and most other fighting movies.

  • the whole story is pretty fucked up.

    a white guy named goku. rofl. how silly can it be. and with an english last name.

    same with the rest of the casts n names.

  • @ShiROkUro Whoa wait. I've seen about 20 people dissing goku vause he is white. Not trying to start a war but isnt goku in the anime white?

  • @UltimateReviews1 uhh no? goku is an alien. hah :D

  • @ShiROkUro XD ooooookk.....

  • "No no no, don't take the crying baby away. It's the only thing keeping us sane." ...SERIOUSLY?

  • It was made for young kids

  • This movie I honestly can't say that anything was good there was some stuff that was OK but nothing interesting or great. The Evolution Goku was just so unlikeable too

  • Wish I found this video sooner so I could have vented with you earlier. It was so freaking terrible.

  • Dragonball Evolution SUCKSSSSS!!!

  • PICOLLO LOOKED LAME.

    AND I DIDNT LIKE THE STORY BEHIND THE GREAT APE, THEY RUINED IT.

    LAST AIRBENDER SUCKED TOO.

  • I saw this movie and it sucked cow nipples I MEAN HONESTLY HOW CAN HAVE A DRAGONBALL MOVIE WITHOUT VEGETA SERIOUSLY

  • @waffleguy9000 true

  • does AT even know?

  • I really really hate that movie it can brun in hell

  • .............i cant belive .... i cant belive what they did to it.... it could have been the best dbz movie ever.... but what do they do..... THEY FUCKING MAKE A SHIT MOVIE :( this movie hurt my feelings :( i was soo happy when i heard of it.... but when i saw the poster and the trailer and saw it free on some website.. u know what i did... i went and i got the movie i paid for it too and then i broke the FUCK out of that cd...

  • I never saw this movie... I saw the movie poster and was already disappointed..

  • i saw this movie just to see how long i could stand watching it. (not verry) why does hollywod screw up everygood thing from Japan?

  • @guyvergoddess its because their jealous that another country is coming up with more original, best selling ideas than they can come up with. what they don't realize is, you cant expect people to keep watching the same thing over and over and enjoy it, even if you put in a different setting/theme/character/ or altered story and etc.

  • Let's me just say that The Matrix REvolution is more DBZ than DBZ Evolution is.

  • I clicked the link but it was an ad for a credit card! lol

  • lol i knew it was gonna suck before it came out and i don't think anyone was selling a boot leg copy of it and why would they. what made anyone be overly optomistic about it when you could have researched it and found that it was gonna be bad.

  • i wonder how fox can still have money afther this fail. i hope they fucking die. this move was worse then twilight, and that is bad. nobady acted in this movie, they allwhere really in pain.

  • I never saw the movie, and am glad I saved the money. You know a movie is bad when the poster serves ad an advertisement NOT to watch. Save Your Money ans Sanity!!

  • This movie was blasphemy and it needs to be destroyed and purged from everyone's memory.

  • Almost as bad as Twilight. Almost.

  • @crystaldaggerz oh thats cruel, even twilight does not deserve that. good thing about twilight, it was never cool so it never raped anything that i liked. this movie did that and that is the reason why it sucks more then twilight.

  • Lesson-

    NEVER make a live-action movie on an anime. NEVER (I don't know if Avatar: The Last Airbender would count as an anime or not). You basically set yourself up for failure.

  • this movie was the shizite!! of course i had pink eye that day, and my other eye was infected from pickin at it, and i had major blockage in my ears, and i was a bit drunk. but other than that, this was the perfect movie. -10 out of 100. go see it and pity the director. remember his family has to eat -evil laugh mwhahahhahahaha !!!

  • dudes WATCH , SUBSCRIVE AND COMMENT :d

    its my PERSONAL REVIEW ON DRAGONBALL ENJOY :)

  • And if your wondering where i got this big imaginary shield, i dissed about every anime with english dubs and the death note tv show XD

  • Omg i completely agree o.o it looks like such a crappy movie, and even the original anime art sucks. It looks like a horrible show to begin with " hides behind big shield and waits for the dragonball fans to attack*

  • Sorry i bought the Movie because I thought hey a Dragonball-Movie nice! ...well actually this movie is a bad joke :(

  • why wasnt goku asain

  • @boobut312 because he was a saiyan?

  • lol when O first seen a preview for it, i shook my head and told myself "just pretend it was never there" because I knew it was gonna be horrible. I have not seen the movie, nor do I want to, I can just look at the characters and see how much effort went into it. I've put more effort sitting on the toilet than what they've probably done with that movie lol

  • @MAJICB0B And I can tell you that was the right desicion .. I watched the first 20 min of the movie, and walked out of the cinema, thinking about how blue the sky is... And I didn't actually bother asking my money back, cause I didn't want that movie to bother me more then it's worth for..... There was 1 cool scene in the 20min, the place where ''goku'' did some strange matrix move against punks.. And then i remembered.. It was supposed to be a DRAGONBALL movie....What a waste of cash..

  • I hated DB Evolution too

  • The movie sucked dragonballs.

  • did the people who made the movie ever see one episode of dragonball? if not why let them make it. if so then i must hunt them down

    (joking) most disappointing moment in my life when i watched it :(

  • this guy got back at everyone who threaten him lmao

    way to go!! :D

  • @tofugu I tryed out for gohan

  • all I want to know is how could they forget Krillin O__O.

  • that movie suck so bad the first time i seen it is when i was sick and came home and nothing was on so this was on so i watch it and it was so bad i would rather go back to school

  • Dragon Ball Evolution was the best Naruto movie evar!

  • George Clooney as Bulma would've been pretty brilliant.

  • lol 3:50

  • the movie db evolution is not based on the anima because of these facts in the anima goku had never meet a female b4 he meet bulma goku never went to high school, and tranfered only when the moon was in the night sky, goku meet chichi at a world tournament, and ment king piccolo in a world tournament to. Goku's grandad died because of goku changing into a saiyan ape not because of piccolo crashing the house. Watch the old dragonball before basing the movie on it

  • wait even watch "The Garbage Pail Kids" instaed of this movie?!?!?

  • the movie did indeed suck

  • (oYo)

  • you talk to much about you having a girl friend. I don't even think you have one.

  • any other movie? so you want them to go see plan 9 from outer space or the fucking happening? or fuckin twilight? your an idiot and cruel. why shouldnt they see it and judge it for themselves? are you roger ebert?

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  • @054martinm HOW OLD ARE YOU

  • 55 people liked Dragonball Evolution

  • @bsnxenogear actually disliking a review doesnt mean they liked it. they can like a review and like the movie as well. exercise some common sense

  • @bsnxenogear 58! lol, i didn't even watch this and i only looked at a few trailers... i think a live action of dragon ball is just a bad idea to begin with...

  • @bsnxenogear IN THE WHOLE WORLD

  • @bsnxenogear actually fag now its 64 people who aren't gay crying fanboys who could enjoy this movie. 1,379 are retarded fanboys that had their childhood raped. now thumb up that.

  • @IcecoldSaiyan88 have u seen the movie dude?....the acting was crap .....the action was crap....the special effects were crap.....what the hell were u watching....u dont have to be a an anti DBZ fan to know that ITS A SHIT MOVIE IN GENERAK...and how about not watch a review that u inevitably know is just gonna bash a movie that u like just because u like touching yourself to a hot chi chi...shut up

  • @bobgeorgeclooney ya i have and i wasn't watching it with balls in my face like you. by the description of what you thought about the movie i can tell you have something in you thoart and and balls on your chin. what kind of retarded person ask if i saw the movie if i just said i liked it and who in the hell knew this review just like you was going to be gay. if don't need to touch myself i got your mom to do it for me. by the way tell her to change the sheets.

  • @IcecoldSaiyan88 im sorry all i read was gay joke, gay joke, mom joke...o and gay joke...its clear that u couldnt think of anything else to say to back your argument about the movie being good or anything cause again all i saw...was gay jokes but allow me to keep it on topic because i thats the whole point of a review...eh fuck it CHANGE UR FUCKING NAME ON YOUTUBE U HOMOPHOBIC SACK OF SHIT the fact that you even liked this movie clearly means you didn't truly like the show or manga oh and ur gay

  • @bobgeorgeclooney your use to hearing gay things aren't you. its ok if you like guys just stay away from me. and why would i take your new name on youtube. what kind of person do you think i am. oh wait, ITS DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

  • @IcecoldSaiyan88 OMG, dumbfucks like you shouldnt be alowed to have their own opinion.

  • @Ikarosus gay pussy-ass bitchs like you shouldn't be allowed on a computer.

  • @IcecoldSaiyan88 You know, usually, I would write why I think you are wrong and how did you made yourself lokk like an idiot, but I refuse to waste my energy.

  • @Ikarosus its a good thing nobody cares what you think :).

  • @IcecoldSaiyan88 Like if somebody cares what YOU "think".

  • @Ikarosus ha at least i can think.

  • Couldn't agree MORE. DB was meant to stay animated.