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  • lucy and the catheter room lol

  • This is a "smart" video. =p

  • Your video is popular on Harare

  • Is it just me or dos Mr Deity remind you of a skinyer George Lucas?

  • Excellent traditional grip with that pencil! =D

  • Is Larry the Holy Ghost?

  • @kirbiliusclausius Kinda. See Mr. Deity and the Ghost from season four.

  • hey, George Carlin got it down to 2 :D There should be an episode in his memory!

  • Thanks for posting this; it's one I haven't seen and it's hilarious!

    I always thought the Ten Commandments should have been the Divine Dozen though, since 12 makes for a much more efficient number base with even halves, thirds, quarters and sixths - take that, base ten!

  • Fire up the bush, that one really made me laugh, gods very own "Red phone".

  • I cant wait until this is a prime-time, televised program!!!!

  • 3:22 ... First thing to pop into my head: "GAY SUBTEXT FTW!"

  • Going to see Lucy in the Catheter room . LOL

  • "Let's fire up the bush", I can't stop watching and laughing at these videos. Great work guys.

  • "We've been in here forever"

    I love the word-play

  • Music is excellent!

  • This is still one of my favorites!

  • Dad....GUMMIT!

  • Must.. do.. work... Ooh, mister deity and the scripts?!

  • haha Love these videos I would so believe just to ravish this jesus's body lol Jesus is freaking hot haha. I could see my self screamin oh jesus oh jesus haha <3

  • dude... fire up the bush?! really? that's the funniest thing i heard in weeks! good job

  • "Thou shalt not murder"

    More people have been murdered in the name of Christianity then anything else.

  • Ok great show so far but there is one thing which disappointed me...

    HOW COULD YOU NOT USE "You smashed the tablets?!" :D

  • Sloppy work. I see sloppy work.

    The other universes have solid professional gods and all we got here is a bunch of amateurs!

  • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons We need to bring back the Greek Gods. They were assholes but at least they were up front about it and it made for a good explanation

    -"Dad why does Zeus let good people suffer?"

    -"Because he's a prick son. Now sacrifice the dog before he kicks your ass too."

  • @youcutmelegoff Agreed. The other good thing about the Greek gods is that they put a bit of thought into their punishments. The new divine punishments just ain't what they used to be...

  • Love the music at 2:54.

  • Drummers die young? Half the Beatles are dead, and Ringo is ALIVE. I guess that's true in most other cases though.

  • yknow whats funny about christans? they see an atheist and say "you're going to hell" but yet they don't understand how little that means to atheists haha

  • I can just imagine God saying "don't make me turn this firey chariot around boys" as they're fighting like they are in this video...Oh! the Roe Sham boe part Brilliant! LMFAO!!!

  • Love Jesus's shirt. Very classy.

  • the series is pretty silly, but the Jesus actor is a pretty hot guy. They should just make gay porn instead of this.

  • lol. I've watched a few of these now and I just got who Larry is. tee hee. These are awesome. Left my copy of Richard Dawkins at my mom's super-Christian friend's house. awkward. :s

  • lol. I've watched a few of these now and I just got who Larry is. tee hee. These are awesome. Left my copy of Richard Dawkins at my mom's super-Christian friend's house. awkward. :s

  • I bet he has a date with mary magdaline, lmao!

  • "Fire up the bush"... Classic.

  • I'm getting caught up on season one and it's great! ^.^ Thanks for the awesome show.

  • So who does Jesse have a date with?

  • "He's gonna see Lucy in the catheter room!"

    :D

  • oh... larry is the holy spirit right?

  • Haha I actually love the 'take the lords name in vain' explanation, its funny how much more coherent and logical this explanation is than the literal religious one.

  • To be fair, in the original Hebrew, this is clear. It's "do not carry the name of the Lord in vain." Meaning exactly what is explained in the episode. The sin is unforgivable because it tarnishes God's reputation. The irony, of course, is that the Bible then has God ordering genocide, the murder of homosexuals, misogyny, etc... Clearly, they didn't get it.

  • You're right, a lot of things are lost/ misinterpreted in translation. I guess what I was getting at is I know people today who get very offended when you say 'Oh my God' or something of the sort when its basically harmless vs. people who use God's name to justify their dangerous actions, and it's 'ok'. Anyway thanks for reply.

  • So frighteningly true. And the funniest part is that Jesus talked about that exact thing. It's my favorite chapter in all of the Bible --- Matthew 23. Oh ye blind guides which strain at a knat and swallow a camel. That chapter should be the entirety of scripture.

  • @misterdeity It's because people love to have something to hide behind to justify being douches.

  • Wait so this guy is god? Oh no I've been worshipping the wrong god all my life! How do I get this guy to save me?

  • Mr D is my kind of Deity

    G

  • I disagree about the Top 8 not being as catchy.. The 8 I'd really rather you didn'ts are awesome!

  • "Fire up the bush" LOL

  • its really funny to watch them construct the list in this video, then go watch the one where Geroge Carlin destructs the list :D.

  • "ten is magical...Letterman..."

  • jesus/ sean douglas is sooo cute !!:)

  • Larry is ready to take a swing at somebody. Hilarious....

    Very impressive acting men.

    5 stars.

  • "Thou shalt not crucify"

    Hilarious

  • I LOVE IT!

  • Fire up the bush, call my driver lol

  • Right side of the body doesn't meat Right=Correct. (Well.. if you are wiccan or matriarchal.. LEFT SIDE=LIFE SIDE (heart is on the left side of your body))

  • The guy on the right plays Jesus.

    check episde 2

    Dumbass

  • Haha there's light coming in through the window on Jesse's leg during the montage. Rofl, production values....

  • this is epic wow

  • dude, that silk shirt is fly. i want one.

  • Sean? Can you answer this one?

  • Ahahahahaha...ahahaha, ha hee. Whoo that was awesome

  • Ringo lives on...

  • is Larry the holy spirit?

  • That's what I was thinking.

  • I was wondering that too

  • I was hoping they would run through the whole list at the end. I was wondering whether they wrote the Catholic, Protestant, or Jewish version of the Commandments. They're all different, you know.

  • brilliant videos. yeh you know the people that wrote the ten commandments were sitting there saying omg why do we need a full ten to make it look good.

  • Nice i love your stuff.

  • This is brilliant! I JUST came across you videos today and I'm dying laughing. As an aspiring film guy, this is VERY well done. Keep up the good work!

  • Glad you're enjoying it. Though I'm sorry to hear of your coming demise. It always difficult losing a fan. Even moreso you're the cause.

  • the catheter room was a great idea, it makes me cringe every time it comes up.

  • Jesus is hot. :P

  • Oh no. I have a new favorite show. I can't believe this is out there and I've never heard of it until recent Richard Dawkins site mention. Love it so much. I don't think the British get it. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLove it.

  • U don't think the British get it? Well I'm British, and this is hilarious. It seems like the start ones were more blasphemous though. I do like my blasphemy.

  • Don't worry, our brothers the Brits get it. It's this side of the pond I'm worried about.

  • let's fire up the bush!! LOL

  • Lucy in the catheter room. LOL!

  • Great stuff! So accurate ;O) ★★★★★

    Katalyzt

  • Jesus is hot

  • hell yea

  • I said that and I'm a straight guy.

  • "fire up the bush"!

  • oh for jessy's sake I thought we had 10!

    hahahahaha

  • Lord have mercy! I've never seen a sexier Jesus ;)

  • dont use the lords name in vain :P

  • i like this effin theme song does anybody kno where i can get it?

  • the one at the end is Jango Reinhardt...

  • It's too bad they didn't call George Carlin to help.

  • You know? These 3 and 4 minute Mr. Deity vids contain better writing than 4/5's of anything on TV. Way to go, Brian.

    And to think: if you were still a Mormon, the world would be deprived of your brilliance!

  • I never thought the Holy Spirit was a lefty :-)

  • Is Larry supposed to be the Holy Spirit?

  • I think so.

  • nah in one of the podcast interviews he says larry is his personal assistant

  • But in the superbowl episode they're "the Deity, the boy, and Larry". And when Jesus is introduced he's offered 1/3 vote. Sounds like they're a trinity. Who says the Holy Spirit can't be God's personal assistant?

  • Yeah but in the conventions episode, Larry says the dems invited the holy spirit, not that they invited him.

  • I think they said the great spirit. But I think you're right, I watched an episode from the 2nd season where they discuss the trinity and the holy spirit/ghost while Larry was there (think it's called "the cheap meal" or something).

  • no he said the great spirit...more like covering all the religions

  • (at)mazrimtaim10 and all the others:

    that's a good debate we got going here, this could be the birth of a new Religion AND the first sign that a schism of this Religion is on the way... COOL!!!

  • lol Jesus vs. Larry

    who will win?

  • Whoa... my rating was the 666th 5*

  • 24/6... heh

  • Okay, the word is now officially out. If you haven't already seen it, Sony launched a new site today called "Crackle." We are now a part of that. They are funding the next ten episodes which will air on Crackle exclusively. For more info, go to latimesdotcom and see the story about Crackle and Mr. Deity. Mr. Deity

  • ha ha Jesus has a date. there's a good episode idea! Jesus and Mary Magdalene out together.

  • We're about to wrap up negotiations and sign a deal. I have the next five episodes written and I think you'll be very happy with them. We'll let you know what's ups as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience.

  • Jesus is hot. I would've loved to be Mary Magdalene. =-P

  • Glad to hear it, jimbo - can't wait to see what you hit upon next.

  • Thanks for being a fan of Mr. Deity. The negotiations regarding the future of Mr. Deity are just about wrapped up and we should have news for you in the next couple of weeks (all good). We are talking with some big people who will be funding 10 additional webisodes.

    Another season is on it's way!

    Thanks again and spread the word!

    Jimbo - aka, Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

    Wanna connect with other Deity fans? Visit mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

  • Hillarious! The flying spegetti monster bless Mr. Deity.

  • ...Jesus has a date... that was good.

  • Guys...please...it's too good to reduce it to a money thing, hey? You're educating the masses, For Gods' Sake.

  • We're not reducing it to a money thing. We're expanding it to a money thing. Very different. Mr. Deity

  • I just wanted to let you know that we're taking a break while we're in negotiations with some people regarding the future of Mr. Deity. There will not be a new episode for a while -- until we get things resolved. Sorry for the delay, but this will ultimately be a very good thing for the show. Mr. D

  • *prays for a syndicated series!*

  • that was great

    loved it

  • Lets fire up the bush ahahahahaha

  • Great! I thought that the episodes were getting slightly worse until I saw this one - it's just gold.

  • deity fans!@

    thanks for watching, we can't seem to get Episode 10 up on YT, please watch on grouper dot com

    also, please visit our fan site, mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

    thanks!

    larry, mr. d's personal assistant

  • Keep Trying! I cannot acces the site (have no idea why) Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseee! :) Best regards!

  • For Jesse's sake lmao... awesome!

  • ... in the catheter room. oh man. So wrong but oh so funny.

  • "I've got a date." LMAO You know, the first four commandments deal specifically with how God wants people to deal with HIM. The bit about not murdering people is only about halfway on the list. That shows you were we stand with this guy, doesn't it?

  • god is not a name it's a title people, but noetheless this shit is quite funny.

  • its funny how religion was created to explain things, and now that it makes no sense, we use satire to explain religion!

  • thanks for all the great words, i know the "deity" really needed after a week of frustation with youtube!

    larry, mr. deity's personal assistant

    and please support the unofficial fan page, mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com

  • lolness!!!

  • lol jesus called God dad....

  • I still believe that Jesse is a very good looking man. Just felt it need to be said.  But this episode is great, I really enjoyed it.

  • nalane,

    we really really like you too.

    larry - mr. deity's personal assistant

  • Jesse Christ! When the heck is some network gonna wake up and grab this brilliant series and run with it? Brian and the rest of the cast... I wish you huge success. I have passed on links all over the world to spread your word. Love ya!

  • haha that was awsome :D

  • I've been unable to do anything on YouTube since last Sunday night. I can't even post comments. Although, let's see if this one works.

  • Yeah it worked.

    So who's behind all this? It's Lucy ain't it? Damn her!

  • to all deity fans!

    we can't seem to post episode 9 on youtube, we've tried everything and so we are at a loss for now, you can see episode 9 on itunes podcast or at grouper dot com.

    thanks

    larry - mr deity's personal assistant

  • I love the opening/closing music... These are SO fokking awesome. I was an instant fan. And I agree, Jessie is hhhot. :-)

  • for jesse sake?? AHA!!! still calling jesus jesse..

  • Eesh, sorry about the double post... (since the first one didn't show up for a long time, I figured YouTube rejected it for the link.) Hey did you get a load of Larry in Ep.9: "It's unacceptable... in MY book." hahahaha

  • hey mr.deity fans..down here,

    go to'grouper'to see #9..

    they, up there, have had some problems with..

    utube...so much for free speech...

  • ya....my pantys are in a wad...

    hope you guys don't...die young!!

  • Hey thanks much "acrazedmaniac"! You can now also link directly to the vid on Grouper from my blog "The Original Mr Deity Fan Blog" at mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

    What exactly is with YouTube anyway, for Jesse's sake?

  • Hey thanks much "acrazedmaniac"! You can now also link directly to the vid on Grouper from my blog "The Original Mr Deity Fan Blog" at mrdeityfan[dot]blogspot[dot]co­m

    (What exactly is with the YouTube glitches anyway, for Jesse's sake?)

  • Hi MD,

    Gives us #9, give us #10...

    Please.

  • everybody got that but there are more subtleties to the film

  • Jesse has a date. Didn't anyone catch that?  Who is he dating?

  • oohhh good catch. i caught it but never thought much of it. mary magdalene perhaps?

  • Hahaha... probably dating Lucy!!!!

  • You'll never see this comment...but you guys are chokingly funny.

  • hey ..ein-steins..

    did a can a wrap get takin out on you???

    can we just focus here...i beg of you!!!

    dont let it go..make it happen!

    it is the only reason i come back to youtube

    i mean..oh my god!

    dadcumit...did you get killed here?

    now imgetting depressed.

  • Super, super, super!

  • Please tel us what happened to Episode 9, Mr. Diety and the Book.

  • ok, how  about the rummors that you are refusing offers to air this show on fox? right next to simpsons? Answer that you ... God!

  • "If he doesn't get the echo right on my voice this time, he's going to hell" Ahahahah, fucking awesome.

  • "Fire up the bush!"

    Hysterical

  • hey people 'up there' us "down here" need... #9...

    bring it on..we got it coming...

    hope im not being "to petty"..,

    just begging..comon..fire up the "bush"

  • =D great stuff =D

  • once again awsome

  • thanks to capo420420 for pointing me towards these vids, they rock! best montage ever :)

  • "If he doesn't get it right this time, he's goin' down. He's gonna see Lucy...in the catheter room." Okay, I love that. Referencing previous clips. Nice.

  • I really enjoy these shorts of Mr Deity... the comment about God being just a stage name is right on the money... I don't recall God ever saying in the bible "My name is God" when he refers to himself as a God it's " I am the Lord, your God"... Keep up the good work- I know you are looking to take some chances so I am looking forward to your next episode

  • Hey, bible boy,

    They are making fun of your dumb bible reverence. Try to keep up.

  • Brilliant as always!

  • The part where "Jessie" brings up that the people would think God doesn't want them to use his name reminds me of that part in Monty Python's Life of Brian where the guy is getting stoned to death for saying Jehovah! I love it!

  • Great as always. For some reason, I thought they would be having Chinese food at one point in the montage; I don't know why.

  • Lucy in the catheter room!!! LOVE IT!

  • excellent i love it