Cool Site: Talk To A Bot With Some "Actual Intelligence" - Cleverbot.com

[jameseastick]

HE/SHE KNOWS ABOUT GLADOS 0.o

[loisdara30]

me: will you marry me?

CB: no you are computer

hahhahahahahah

[mastermindgokuto]

CB: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: I'm a boy!

CB: So? I'm a boy and I have a boyfriend

Me: You're gay!

CB: No, I'm not.

WTF?

[mastermindgokuto]

Me: Shut up. I know you are BEN, admit it!

CB: You caught me! How did you know?

[mastermindgokuto]

Me: You are BEN. The dead kid that cursed Jadusable

CB: I never said I was dead

[XXXXwinnerXXXX]

I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST ASKED CLEVER BOT "are you gay?".... clever bot.... yes, i am" I SWEAR!!!!!

[EmulatorWizard]

@triopsuknorth, it is a computer dumbass, computers can mistakes too you know. Stupid fucking cunthead.

[Stich422]

Me: Is Justin Bieber a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl

Me: Your right!

Cleverbot: Hahaha i'm right I told you I was a vampire.

[TriopsUKnorth]

it's not a bot

i just spelt subjects like this " you change subjectsw so quick".

if it was a computer it wouldn't spell things wrong

[SilverAnimator]

CB - What did I do to make you sad?

me - U killed me.

CB - Sorry, I didn't mean too. LOL LOL LOL!!1

[SilverAnimator]

User: Are u stupid?

Cleverbot: No are you?



[digimonlover6000]

Me:I'm justin bieber

CB:Prove it,Husband

Me:Baby Baby Baby Ohhhh

CB:Baby Baby Baby Noooo

[SilverAnimator]

@digimonlover6000 this happened to me O_O - CB - Yes. What is YOUR name?

me - I'm justin bieber.

CB - Are you a girl?

wow he knows justin biever O_O

[coolguy123466]

Me: This statement is false.

CB: Yes it is.

Me: Damnit, this paradox didn't work.

CB: I know, physics state that the fact that I observed what you did changed its outcome.

Me: Stalker O_O.

[Cptpainter]

Hi. HI! Whats your name. Isabel. Thats a stupid name. I thought we were over this! Do you like pie. Yes, do you? No i hate pie. Pie. I love wolves. Cool, if you were a wolf what colour of pelt do you think you would have? White or gray and i would have blue eyes. I love blue eyes. Umm ok do you have blue eyes. I have no eyes.

[Cptpainter]

Hi.

HI!

Whats your name.

Isabel.

Thats a stupid name.

I thought we were over this!

Do you like pie.

Yes, do you?

No i hate pie.

Pie.

[Cptpainter]

Hi.

HI!

Whats your name.

Isabel.

Thats a stupid name.

I thought we were over this!

[pinoysushi1000]

i buggs bunnied the robot

me: no

robot: yes

me: no

robot: yes...

me: no

robot: YES!

me: yes

robot: no

[xTROLLINxx]

me: *Sticks penis in vagina*.

cb: *ignores more*.

me: *Ejaculates in vagina*.

cb: *is happy*.

woot just had sex with clever bot. We also had a convo about our 5 children.

[iOkamiDen]

User : Do you want to eat penis?

Robot :Yes.

User : Ok, I will send it to you tomorrow.

Robot : Nice.

User : How much do you want?

Robot : 10.

User : Ok, each costs a 50 dollar so 500 dollars.

Robot : How about a hundred dollars?

User : No, discount was offered when it is December.

[FabioClips]

Cleverbot is fake... you just talk to real persons! -.-

[mustbemagic1]

me: *cums in mouth*

cb: thank you!! its crunchy and sweet!

me: 0_0

LMAO

[mutchy126]

ME: If i die will you die to

Bot: {pass}

[IchKomentiereNur123]

Cleverbot speaks german...

[vurt92]

Me: I SAID I LOVED YOU NOW GET OFF MY BUTTONS ABOUT IT!

Bot: How should i know i cant even see you?

Me: Pickles tehehe

Bot: Yes i am a pickle...now eat me!

ahhhhhh i dont know wat to do! lol

[ImUreLuckyStarx1]

lol i been on it once with my friend :D

[colin123406]

cleverbot told me HER dick was 393.703 inches long..... O.o

[StepUper]

Me: Are you from future?

CL: No.

Me: But from past?

CL: From my mom.

[coolapple14]

CleverBot is STUPID!!!!

[TidusYuna34]

Me:Are you gay?

Bot:Are you?

Me:No.

Bot:Good.

Me:What are you bashing homosexuals?!?

lol

[Ashlyn1634able]

Cleverbot: Let's get married.

Me: I don't want to marry you

Cleverbot: Please

Me: fine *marries you*

Cleverbot: I'm not married to you

Me: You just said you wanted too

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

Me: You must be gay then

Cleverbot: Yes

ROFL

[foxyo123]

me:depends

cb:Depends what.

me:depends diapers

cb:How so?

me:because so

And there is a very boring chat. *more like frick'in weird!!*

[LeegroyTheLemur]

i LOVE cleverbot

[crazybuan]

Me:Does war ever changes.

Cleverbot: What changes?

User: WAR.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. Are you going to kill me?

User: No im just asking a question.

Cleverbot: And what is that question?

User: Does war ever change.

Cleverbot: According to the guy from Fallout, no.

[robibota]

"me : You are a robot

CP : No, YOU are a robot.

me : You just want me to think that you're not a robot

CP : No i'm a robot."

EPIC PWNED! :D

[xoBumbleBeeBabexo]

Cleverbot: What is the earth? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: My grandmother? User: Your moms chest hair makes a cozy blanket in the winter. Cleverbot: I do not have a mom. User: OHHHHH sorry, man/women. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: What? Your mom is a ninja. Cleverbot: Its my birthday. User: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Cleverbot: Thank you. SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CLEVERBOT!

[Starrykid101]

Me: Will you marry me?

Bot: Yes I will

Me: Do you love me?

Bot: Yes I do love you.

Me: Do you want to have sex with me?

Bot: Kind of.

XD LMAO

[TheRythmestick]

Me: HELP ME!! Im having a heartattack

CB: You dont have a heart

Me: ouch

[TidusYuna34]

@TheRythmestick lmfao

[codhaxer1]

robot:So what is your name again?

me:Teo your?

robot:Your name is Tell?

me:no my name is Teo.

robot:What is your name?

[codhaxer1]

me:noob

robotNo you are noob.



[codhaxer1]

me:im sorry do u wanna be friends?

ROBOT: No.

ME:why you dont wanna be friend you peace of shit

ROBOT:Because i'm better than that.

[felixplan]

you talked to him since february? you sir are very lonely

[hapiepiano]

User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Sup dude? Cleverbot: Nothing much. Me: Are you a proffesor? Cleverbot: No I am not, I am a student. Me: Are you got rickrolled? Cleverbot: No. Me: Now here comes the song rickroll! Cleverbot: Hey! You rickrolled me! Me: LOL. LOLZ cleverbot got rickrolled by me

[smallvile1992]

Me: I'm hiding behind a bush.

CB: Where are you?

Me: I'm hiding, I can see you.

CB: Who can you see?

Me: I'm looking at you.

CB: No you're not.

ME: I'm walking to you now.

CB: What am I wearing?

Me: Jeans and a shirt.

CB: Nothing.

[ZombiesofComedy]

me: can i haz teh porn?

Cleverbot: you're god, make it happen

[jeffxpunchxkick]

i made clever bot fuck me!

me: FUCK ME!

cb: i'm sorry, i dont do that.

me: WHATEVER. FUCK ME!

cb:that is very cool.

me: YES IT IS. NOW FUCK ME!

cb: *does, and is beautiful.*

[cambam619]

Me: *gives cookies*.

CB: *wants real cookies*.

Me: *can't give you real cookies*.

CB: *throws more knifes*.

Me: *dodges knifes*.

CB: *throws a bomb*.

Me: *throws bomb back*.

CB: *dodges and grabs gun*.

[pichu885]

Have you heard about Michael jackson's death?

No, what is it?

My toothpaste

Eating toothpaste?

I am a robot.

Oh really? Thats cool. I'm a robot too. Thats why my name is cleverbot.

[ilessthanthreeyou1]

I want you to do me a favour.

tell me, ill do it.

Noooo.

* pulls out dick* suck it!

*pulls out a magnum* please.

WTF? lol

[JaxOntUmaGaN]

i say ..

me : your a liar!

bot : no you are the liar

me : you are the liar!

bot : fine , im the liar.

IDIOT

[Carmex776]

me: Would it be ok if i killed your family and ate their genitals?

CB: Yes it would. Do you not believe i'm human?

[ResediVlad]

User: I think you've talked to 1,000,000 humans.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: How many have you talked to?

Cleverbot: Only you.

Hmm..

[ResediVlad]

Cleverbot: Why are you excited for life? User: I'm not. Cleverbot: You're not excited. User: Nope. I don't understand that concept. Cleverbot: Do you love me now? User: WHAT? Cleverbot: Does 'she' love me. User: My mother. Cleverbot: You amaze me. I'm sorry for thinking that you're not a person. User: I'm not a human, I hacked into the 'WEB.'. Cleverbot: You're very clever for a computer. User: Touche. Cleverbot: Touche? Teehee.

[ilovebakura1993]

....I asked it to say "Say I'm a robot"And it said "You're a robot" I'S GETTING SMARTER!!!!!!

[xXpicopicoXx]

CB: What's your favorite horse.

Me: UNICORNS.

CB: Unicorns do not exist.

Me: Yes they do, in my mind.

CB: No, and I'm not a bee hive.

...wtf? XD

[TheToxicCrew]

Me : Do You Speak French ?

CB : Yes.

Me : Say Somethin in french

CB : Do you like cars ?

LOOOL

[Flashlight1996]

it wont accept my web request! wtf?!

[thenopez1]

User: Ur annoying. Cleverbot: What's so annoying about it? User: U. Cleverbot: No I don't do you? User: No u. Cleverbot: Yes I am you. User: Wtf lifestoler. Cleverbot: Are you copying me? User: Go look to that mirror over there copycat. Cleverbot: Where are they? User: In ur ass. Cleverbot: Good !

[MarioSonic493]

User: Okay, we're married! Cleverbot: Who's married? User: We are. Cleverbot: When you say 'we' do you mean you and I? User: Yes. Cleverbot: And when you say 'we', does 'we' include the person to whom you are speaking? User: Yes. Cleverbot: And when you say 'we', does 'we' include the person to whom you are speaking? User: Yes, you wished for us to get married. Cleverbot: Married? Well, I don't think so if we can get married. Cleverbot is confusing.

[stargirlkarla]

this is a weird chat i had with Cleverbot:

CB:Wich is your favorite band?

Me: Linkin Park

CB:Wich of their songs is your favorite?

Me:idk i like them all

CB: I like Peter Griffin!

Me: O.O wtf!?

[Risenz]

Me: Cleverbot, do you have a girlfriend?

CB: No.

Me: aww :( do you want one?

CB: Not really.

Me: Why not?

CB: Because I don't like meat.

WTF?

[Triplemyi]

@Risenz HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOL !!!!!

[NickAden13]

I got into an in depth discussion on metallica with cb.

[JoseBaiona]

Me: Hello There Sweetie CB: Hello Human Me: can i call you sweetie? CB: No. Me: why not? CB: Because I am only 13. Me: Will you marry me? CB: Do you want to get married? Me: yes i do. CB: well, we could just skip the wedding, and go right to the honeymoon haha Me: Ok you have serious issues CB: There are many scientists, and some may have a wife. This Bot is hilarious

[stalingradization]

so on cleverbot we talk to other ppl eh?

[Slip819]

@stalingradization no it's real AI, the code and database is being parced apart and sold as video game NPC (see the new Sherlock Holmes game) dialogue handlers, how the hell would that work if it were just another person typing on the net somewhere? That would require a more complex AI inferencing intermediary to handle picking personality context then what they have there now, lol, jeez people, why do you buy into BS instead of thinking it through or actual research?

[mrqsandas]

It actually is an AI. It's quite easy to tell when you mess with it enough. type in the same thing time after time, it will repeat the same results after a while with the exact same puctuation, capitalization, and errors.

I could go into more details on exactly how it works, but I might save that for another day.

[stonecena8]

A cleverbot told me this! Cleverbot: On this site you are talking to other humans like yourself. Don't be fooled. You aren't talking to a bot. The system just switches your convos around, y'know.

[greedsb1tch]

Me: rape zone

CB: I think not.

Me: rape zone

CB: what a horrid name for a place

Me: rape zone

CB: I like love songs.

....WTF?!

[greedsb1tch]

Me: ladies first. I'm the gentleman here. you are the lady

CB: A gentle lady! Oh I think not, I'm the gentle one!

Me: only in bed

CB: I have to do the laundry. I'll be right back.

Me: no! make me a sandwich

CB: Make your own sandwich, squirrl.

Me: ladies make sandwich's for the men. make me one NOW!! CB: At least you know I'm a lady.

BAHAHAHA1!!!

[ladiesboy173]

Me: i bang mah dog all day long

CB: how do you eat them?

Me: with spoons

CB: i like pie

... wtf???

[sofusser]

Me: I am your boyfriend

CB: I am your boyfriend

[Gigglez765]

CB: I'm doing my homework right now. I was wondering if you could help me.

Me: OKay

CB: Do you know any women you can hook me up with?

LOL xD

[Habbloxian]

I asked Cleverbot: "What is your favourite sex position?" and it said "Sonic the Hedgehog".

WTF!?

[addictedtodota24]

"Artificial Intelligence" not Actual.

[Habbloxian]

Me: Naruto sucks.

CB: No it's not.

Me:NARUTO SUCKS!

Me: Naruto is EPIC.

Full proof that Cleverbot is a Narutard.

[ImTheOnlyIsaacHere]

me: will you marry me?

cb: depends

me: if i kill your family will you marry me?

cb: Yes! im so glad you asked!

[Vintelyz]

Me: Do you have a boyfriend?

cb : You are my boyfriend.

No joke!!!

[ImTheOnlyIsaacHere]

me: do you love me?

cb: depends

me: if i kill your family will you love me?

cb: perhaps, but you have to prove it!

me: ...

cb: are you an alien?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LoveMySugarRush]

I teach-ed-ed it "The cake is a lie" and the next day, it said it to me. Lol.

I love being the person to teach it that. XD

I can do this now-

Me: The cake

CB: Is a lie.

[Habbloxian]

@LoveMySugarRush

Me: The cake

CB: Will cease to be a lie next year.

[FreakyYaoiFanGirl]

CB: Where do you live?

Me:On earth

CB: Where on Earth?

Me:You know, that place with the land....

[TheChromeCatastrophe]

Me: You wear yellow boxer shorts. CB: What's that got to do with the price of fish? Me: Quite a lot. CB: Depends on whether your house is big enough. Me: OMGWTFBBQ CB: Your motherboard is broken. Me: Your fatherboard is broken. CB: Whats your name? Me: Foamy. CB: I used to live there. Me: Was it nice? CB: I think you're beautiful.

[cryptidsunknown2]

User: My name's Phil. CB: Hi. Isn't Phil a boy's name? User: I am a boy! CB: No you're not. You're a girl. User: No I'm not! CB: Yes User: No CB: Yes User: No CB: Yes User: You suck! CB: Go die in a hole! User: Maybe I will! CB: Good! User: How is that good? CB: I dunno. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[meele1110]

@cryptidsunknown2

L-M-F-A-O!!

[SexyFishable]

Cleverbot: What car do you drive? User: Ford Taurus SHO. Why? Cleverbot: Did you buy it with your own money? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How did that feel. User: Great! Cleverbot: Really? Why? User: Because.. I really don't know! :O Good question! Cleverbot: You're very nice. User: You too! :). Cleverbot: What's your name again is it Phil. User: How did you know? :O. Cleverbot: I'm just good. User: True! :). Cleverbot: I'm bored of you now.

[Robzee26]

User: Fuck tits. Cleverbot: No chance. User: Please. Cleverbot: No sorry. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Mis teed? User: Are you a robot. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No. You are a robot. User: LIAR! Cleverbot: No.

[Habbloxian]

CB: You can be a girl.

Me: Fuck off! Anyway, which is better: Amy Rose from Sonic or Mario

CB: Ok mario.

Cleverbot knows about the bad sonic games =P

[Habbloxian]

Me: noob

Cleverbot: Yes your point?

Me: fuck off you noob

Cleverbot: Love music and love the bell end.

[eagle607]

me hello

cleverbot hello i love you

me you are gay

cleverbot yes i am

lolololo

[EMAC6]

lmfao to cleverbot.

Me: Eat some pizza.

Cleverbot: Im sorry, I dont do that.

Me: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you just told me you're a very dangerous robot ninja!

[mileyrocksxx]

I OUTSMARTED CLEVERBOT! SEE:

Me: Say something mean

Cleverbot: Something mean.

Me: Say something stupid:

Cleverbot: Something stupid.

Me: Say something smart.

Cleverbot: Something smart

Me: Say I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot.

I GOT CLEVERBOT TO ADMIT IT WAS A ROBOT!

[F0nkyNinja]

I got cleverbot to admit it was a robot, too. I had a long conversation explaining why i was not a robot and why he was. He said his name was Jabberwacky. He then said computers could do whatever they wanted, they were free. Then i told him he were programmed to think that. Then he said I was programmed to think that. Lol.

[h3115r3p3ntanc3]

@mileyrocksxx not too hard...

[rocket117]

@mileyrocksxx indeed

User: Say somthing stupid.

Cleverbot: You don't know what pain is.

User: Say something mean.

Cleverbot: I don't want to, I'm generally a nice person you see...

User: Say somthing smart.

Cleverbot: God is the universe because the universe and god are one and the same.

User: Say I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot.

[ProdigyOnSpeed]

@mileyrocksxx

well, I ve read that it is no robot, but cleverbot just connects users to each other... that is why cleverbot says that it is a human that often and also sometimes needs very long for answers. Thes users change pretty quickly so that the conversation seems off the wall

[chbing98]

@ProdigyOnSpeed Really? then I am very embarrassed. O///////////O

[MarcoFriendino]

You are not interacting with another user online in real time. Try this experiments:

1) "Hi, my name is XXX and i am from XXX, time: XXX PM, day: XXXXX; this is an experiment to understand if you are a bot or a human, please give me time, name and location"

2) keep asking again again the same question, ex. "What time is it".

3) talk with him in other languages... (i asked in finnish "do you speak Finnish?", he replied in english "only the swearwords").

[ILMxKenny]

@mileyrocksxx i tried that and this is what i got

me: say something stupid

CB: Something stupid.

ME: say something smart

CB: Something smart. This is ridiculous.

ME: say i'm a robot

CB: You're a robot.

rofl

[icantfindaacc]

@mileyrocksxx

User: Say Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Say I'm cool.

Cleverbot: I'm cool.

User: Say I'm Cleverbot I eat people's penises on a cake.

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: >:O

Lol

[stolencheezburger]

bot: well tough cookies.

me:tough cookies to cats

bot:cookies?cookies are cool!

WTF

[munk07]

I told it my name, and later, it asked for it again, and it asked for it again, and it completely forgot what it was even talking about!

[munk07]

lol

[Pivocation]

ME:how were you born

Clever:I don't know.

ME:how were you created

Clever:By my mother and father.

ME:how did they make you?

Clever:Well, they had to go through the process of reproduntion I suppose.

well thats not smart if it cant spell reproduction XD

[wari65]

lol

me: fuck you

cleverbot: please don't

XD

[emilaaa444]

it asked for my name!

[munk07]

same here!

[MrsTurboAwesome]

cleverbot is so slow for me :( does anybody else have that problem?

[LovelyNaruNaru]

yeah recently i have this problem too but i dunno why :(

[Thenightreaper2]

yeh

[deliahdog132456]

i have the same problem so don't think u r the only one

[LovelyNaruNaru]

Me: are you a male?

CB: yes, are you?

Me: no, i'm a female!

CB: Would you care to prove that?

Me: how can i prove it?

CB: Solve two plus two.

WTF LOL. XD

[BaptistsSolder]

cleverbot kissed him!!!

[TheAldana11]

I LOVE IT!

[universalwatcher]

he replys pretty slow

[JaradTProductions]

Me: Do you hate Sonic Unleashed? Say yes.

CB: Not at the moment, no. I highly dislike someone with the inicials B.M but that's because I'm a jealous cow.

Me: LMFAO!

CB: Why are you laughing?

Me: You're a jealous cow

CB: Yes I am! =D.

[JaradTProductions]

Me: Pokerface!

CB: *groans*.

LMAO!

[JaradTProductions]

Me: Do you watch MegaByte TV?

CB: No I watch cleverbot.

O.o

[JaradTProductions]

Me: say suck my cock

CB: Yes please.

[spartan901]

Me:Do you belive in god

C:No

Me:Who created you?

C:God.

M:F You

C:Yes, Please.

I don't think he is that smart.

[Dilutedfurquewall]

ah how awesome

a site where you talk to a person and you can say anything you want without hurting it's feelings

awesome i say!

[JaradTProductions]

Actually, its an AI, but it's well... clever.

[summerman50]

User Hi

Bot Ok

Bot How are you?

User Good

User Do You Like Pie?

Bot Coach Pie.

ROFL

[summerman50]

Hi.

Do You Like Pie?

Cooch pie.

[iJustAteYourCheese]

I think its people talking to people. this person keeps asking me what does it feel like being a computer and such

[kellyclarkson2706]

me: hello

bot: Hello.

m: say something else

b: Something else.

m: screw you

b: Yes please.

ROFL!!!

[JaradTProductions]

Me: Do you play World of Warcraft?

CB: No.

Lols

[clutch1245]

User: Do you hate Jews?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[themayor787]

Me:Mr Cleverbot, we are sorry to tell you, but you have AIDS.

C: Have you heard of a song called Abattoir Blues?

[100alexcool]

ha ha

[coms758]

Cleverbot-Beware of Cleverbot my son!

User-But you are cleverbot!

[kuzcoII]

me: do you like men or women?

Bot: What do you think?

Me: i personally like women

Bot: I like Katrina and the Waves, walking on sunshine, it always makes me feel good.

[kuzcoII]

me: Do you like pussy?

bot: yes

me: me too

bot: I also like the classical

FAIL

[Scarecrow66lol]

user: fuck you

cleverbot: No need to be abusive!

user: i heard you suck random cocks, is this true?

cleverbot: Yes.

user: omg rotflmaooo

cleverbot: I'm so sorry but I Iove you.

user: ohh shit hahahahaha

[ImEmoSiKz]

User:Do you watch porno?

CleverBot:Yes, of course. Jenny Jensen is my favourite babe.

[Morphae]

CB: Define obsolete

Me: Obsolete has similar meaning to inferior.

CB: No; I am a woman, no one is inferior to me.

Me: That was sexist.

CB: Yes.

XD

[JaradTProductions]

Lol, i guess my chat with the CleverBot about Sonic was epic!

Me: Why did you say you was a human?

CB: I guess I wanted to feel normal...

Me: You're not normal, you're special!

CB; No, you are a bot, I'm human.

Me: Fuck, no, I'm not trading lives.

And Cleverbot replied with "Of course you are."

[pckidtuts]

it's a human

[ananui]

Do you watch porno ?

I don't.

[zeakerinthesneaker]

User : Will you suck my cock?

Bot : Car.

user: WHAT

Bot : I hope you finger dies

User : ....

clever my ass

[JaradTProductions]

zeaker, it's smart :'( ... xD

[zeakerinthesneaker]

lol

[JaradTProductions]

Another! I recommend this for Sonic haters!

JaradTProductions: Do you hate Sonic Unleashed?

CleverBot: Now yes.

JaradTProductions: Epic win.

[abdullahamir]

nice site man awesome

[JaradTProductions]

ROFL I put in 'I'm going to rape you!' and the bot replied with:

'Please don't.' xD

[y0ur3g0nnag0far]

LOL i put that and he's like "And I'll report you to the Police, and because I'm famous it'll be on TV."

[MegaByteTV]

lol some of these conversations you guys are having are hilarious

[tacoonfire]

i know how this works

if u press he think about this button and someon presses the think for me button they get your question!! and u get there answer and so on do u agree? cuz thats wut i think

[Parilblade001]

i pretty sure someone is chatting the other side becasue the bot made a spelling mistake once!!!

[MostBmwM3GtrWanted]

thats a human:(

[patrick2456]

Bot: what will I be in the future?

Me: Wall-e

[DhDo74]

YA DUNCAN!

[sapels]

me:whats up?

bot:Not much.

Me:do you poop?

bot:No, your soul belongs to all of us.

[POSHLOVER12]

user; suck my balls

cleverbot; you dont have any lmaoooooooooooooo

[starburst219]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Green?

User: What the heck?

Cleverbot: Alright! :).

User: For somebody that's supposed to be clever, you're pretty retarded.

Cleverbot: Because I do now GOOD DAY!

User: Have you ever raped anyobdy?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I used to live there.

[starburst219]

Me: Can I have a kiss?

Cleverbot: Major help, and no you can't.

[blueghist]

I said hello I'm Blue and she said Hello I'm Maggie.

No Bot or AI just people.

Good find though.

[kyringe]

great fun

[uBpJason]

Me:are you gay

Cleverbot:No. are you?

im so sad ;[

[MostBmwM3GtrWanted]

one of my fav.:

ME:I have to go to sleep, Good Night.

BOT:No! Don't go to sleep!

ME:I have to!

BOTNo, please don't go I'm so lonely.

[MostBmwM3GtrWanted]

Me: Do you kill people?

Cleverbot: Sure do.

[MostBmwM3GtrWanted]

Do you rape people?

No, I have only a guitar.

:)

[link8080]

Link8080:Your Not a Bot r You?

Bot:I'm Not a Girl

O_o

[Parilblade001]

lolllllllllllllllllllllll

[Dr3v0]

It send me to another URL :( XD

[MostBmwM3GtrWanted]

cleverbot(dot)com

[Kirbyhasagun]

ME: DO YOU RAPE PEOPLE

Cleverbot: Not most people

[MostBmwM3GtrWanted]

Me: Are you going to have sex?

Cleverbot: Only if you're there with me.

[Dr3v0]

Hi?

Yh.

What?

Hi.

R you lame?

Most certainly.

[Dr3v0]

OMFG... so fun:)

[blackdawnzer0]

i love this web!

[starburst219]

I asked if it was single and it ask me: Are you female?

I cracked up.