Crashed S1E01 (Halo Reach Machinima)

[JaxonSheppard97]

Johnson sounds like Jeff Foxworthy

[acesaberaau]

O.ok

[flyboy671]

CMON dick dont be di....just dont be like that

[theflyingj32]

Voice acting and script is shit.

[MrXIndependent]

lmao at 1:02

"hey at least no one got hurt" OUR WHOLE SQUAD IS DEAD BACK THERE!!" "Well... they wernt hert" hahah

[Hordeftwwtf]

"Oh come on dick, don't be a d-....."

LMAO

[idcdammit]

Why does the spartan have a covenant weapon?

[gamer2276]

treeskunk already released this and 4 more episodes

[Bzerker01]

@gamer2276 yeah but we haven't posted it here yet, the rest will be posted here.

[CrimsonSlayer7]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF THE HALO MACHINIMA SERIES WHERE THEY ON FORGE AND THE ROBOT DROPS A WALL ON THE GUY AND HE STARTS YELLING AND SHOOTING AT THE WALL CAUSE I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTEN THE NAME!

[Bzerker01]

@CrimsonSlayer7 Digima, one of the few good machinimas out there right now, other then this one of course.

[CrimsonSlayer7]

@Bzerker01 thanks man! :D

[berserk777666]

@CrimsonSlayer7 digima ep. 1

[SubspaceGamer]

lol dic

[steakboyjeff]

Good

[CollateralJacK]

shit

[MrZombiekiller23]

idkkkk,it was pretty bad,the voices just were terrible,and the comedy was to dry,just not good

[randomonium5]

Its ok , don't know if I'll watch another one tho

[m0dm0use]

is it me or does the eye ball dude sound like the guy on top 5 from halo waypoint?

[jamspencer]

Well...no one got hurt.

OUR ENTIRE SQUAD DIED BACK THERE!

lol

[RetryAgainAgain]

"Our entire group died."

"Well...they weren't hurt." That was funny.

I think with the right amount of effort put in, this could turn out to be a good series.

[thejeffgarcia]

rvb wannabe

[teebon3117]

@thejeffgarcia This isnt similar to RVB at all its just a halo machinima are you saying all halo machinima is a rvb wannabe because if you are youre an idiot.

[thejeffgarcia]

@teebon3117 you mad bitch?

[teebon3117]

@thejeffgarcia Yes i is mad -_-

[SickTwist3d]

you faggots better not thumbs this up...

[m0dm0use]

@SickTwist3d so sir

[AscendantShade]

@SickTwist3d lol what will you do? cry?

[justawsome9]

117 likes ?

[roflcoptatbag]

@justawsome9 Master chief was here.

[kinetica2024]

Is it me, or does Dick look like a stormtrooper?

[AAAstudios2]

was that old man from Gman Squad?

[Artoofeva]

For a second I thought Daemon had stolen this from Shelley and Treeskunk Productions.

[CrownedDaemon]

@Artoofeva Nawp, he submits Crashed through us.

[yiprye]

"Aww... Come on Dick," ....

"mother of foreigner", Haha gay qutoes

[greegry]

Daemon and Angsty usualy have the best machinima. I still remember Zero-One's awesomeness!

[MyCoDCinema]

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[TheDustindomingue]

Leprechauns?

[CrownedDaemon]

@TheDustindomingue Leprechauns.

[UltraChuckNorris]

i love how the top to comments will be posted on failblog

[Reapinangel91]

Funny, keep em coming.

[CherylColeIsAFox]

How come one's called Johnson, and the other one's Dick?

[xXROFLTRONXx]

Neh.. It's ok

[FrankEpicz]

Well i thought it was good..

[Zauten]

That was rather entertaining and voice acting was good

[animal18000]

this is stupid and not funny

[thepokerules]

epic!

[fRkOdCmK]

good one

[thepokerules]

101 ppl like floating robot cyclopses

[Teeheehee093]

do not make loads of seasons!!

[MrGeneralJB]

- _ - Lets go get wasted ad??? Squirrels? 

[lordroflcopter]

I likes it, reminded me of rvb

[jubalrahl]

"dear god, i'm working with a moron!"

[pokio55]

you made this before silly machinima!

[EnforcedCrowd]

@pokio55 machinima did not make this

[mazicscorp]

I kinda like this

[theLOWation]

i dont see a need for a second episode. this was horrible.

[crazychimp321]

That was really really bad...

[sexpert3000]

machinima is really shit now

[aHotpepsi]

oh god. i thought it was a trailer for a new game, when i saw the Halo i thought they were gonna butcher the series with another game.

[xscab999]

what the actual fuck is this shit?

[crayzbotzz700]

I have a huge BLACK CLOCK

thumbs up if you read it wrong

[alphashadow089]

suc 2 big hairy balls

[ReconSquirel]

BOOOO IT SUCKS...

[Br0kenEnGliSh]

Why does they gray one sound like he's talking in farts?

[IncandescentInsanity]

Can someone explain to me what the squirrel/drug commercial means? It makes no sense.

[PeacackFilms]

omg i cant believe what this person did in this video its unheard of paste this after youtube.com....../watch?v=UKdp­3rcw8Os

[Mylesruether]

i liked it



[AG31594IsBack]

I liked it :I

[warrennguyen08]

wow machinima sucks now

[24runeman]

I love how the top rated comments are about comments

[The313juggalo]

does anybody remember Deus Ex Machina and pregame lobby?

Now those were good machinimas

[TangyDude55]

@The313juggalo I dunno, I thought this was alright. Though that might be because I love Daemon Productions. They are awesome when it comes to serious, one-episode machinimas with deep meaning and good voice acting. This seems a bit of a step back however.

[CrownedDaemon]

@TangyDude55 Crashed was done by Paul Shelly of Outpost Isil and Outpost Coagulation fame. He asked me to upload Crashed through DP because he'd never gotten a contract of his own. He now has his own but will continue to submit Crashed through Daemon Productions. He'd already made episodes 0-3 when he approached me, but I've given him some tips on how to improve on any subsequent episodes, namely to mix things up with the 'straight-laced guy with idiot sidekick' roles. It's gonna get better.

[GRStudios360]

Am I the only one who liked it?



[theLOWation]

@GRStudios360 probably.

[FaceSTAB411]

@GRStudios360 yup

[Bzerker01]

@GRStudios360 Naw, I liked it too.

[JstaffGaming]

I miss good machinimas.

[imOverWhere]

Competent and Incompetent buddy series, not all that original but its a good start

[AaronG1996]

@Belaire12 That's nice.

[MrStYLEZP]

ahahah red vs blue wanabe

[snyper1243]

Those 2 ARE Caboose and Sarge - no doubt.

[dragonhead172]

the second I started watching this... it sucked

[victor3381]

view number has a huge what??

[hysommer]

penis.

[kurt2552]

first

[ADGOBE]

@Vleesball no not really watch some of the red vs blue season 8 episodes like e2

[calleohr]

this series already exist on machinima revive.

check it out if you want actual machinima instead for gameplay commentary.

[darksword5252]

AS a message to everyone whp hates this machinima suxs already, try to remember... ITS THE PILOT EPISODE, give the series a chance to kick off first. THEN make your decision

[darksword5252]

@darksword5252 (Short revision) As a message to everyone who thinks this machinima suxs already.

[jjloveice]

hey i heard viewer 305 has a big dick

[sigmaninja200]

@jjloveice i know i do but who tld u

[Themingemoblie]

@jjloveice Agreed.

[playNsleep]

@jjloveice damn how did you know? lol

[PanosOsbourne]

@jjloveice  I'm Asian

[Vleesball]

Halo machinima is boring.

All you see is people talk and thats basically it...oh ya they shoot sometimes :s

You can be way more creative with Gmod or other valve games cause the tools are super flexible.

This isnt bad as far as voice acting goes though.. just saying Halo is boring when it comes to machinima.

[Eff3ct3D]

@Vleesball agreed,but it's machinima ,they do what they want....

[JayyoFoLife]

this was kinda stupid

[lilpopivin7697]

i hope machinema will actually finish this sieries not just leave this

[THENEWSFAGASS]

I love nothing about this video , i dont even talk about the shit i am wathcing now i dont even know what m i talkin about

[tmm213]

Not bad

[witchinghour666]

Beter than 99% of machinimas recent output

[BiscuitFever]

its funny how i saw this like 3 months ago on machinima revive

[gytis5454]

Pretty Funny

[MultiTalent96]

I was so happy thinking it was CRashed that game for ps2 --'

[EverafterEpisodes]

Johnson: Come on dick don't be a... Well don't be like that man!

XD lol

[pichupokemon1010]

lol

[WolfX1120]

lol :3

[MrKingofevil]

cool .. new series .. i hope its good -.-

[n0bleSix]

This was actually quite good

[Bruno6785]

Better audio quality and this will be fine

[supersoniche]

@Bruno6785 no, the quality is fine, its supposed to sound like the voices are coming from helmets

[pokemonfree]

HORAY AN ACTUL MACHINIMA

[LewizX90]

Talk about Crashing

[tophamster49]

yes

[laserbeahm]

i love how none of these comments are about the video

[nk11223]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheSpartanScorpion]

@krqkan spell right. then we will

[krqkan]

@TheSpartanScorpion tytytytytytytyty i luvvvv u AAAHH!!!

[ukstubbs]

@krqkan and never will

[omgukilkennys]

gota love dumbasses =P leprachauns?

[MiniMachinimaGamer]

I'm PRO check out My montages

[lutontown123]

@MiniMachinimaGamer No.

[Belgiangreek]

/user/Belgiangreek

[Nobody5599]

my dick is big!

[krqkan]

I LOVE ALL THOSE WHO FAILED AT FIRST! YEEEEY

[nilsplays]

no.

[TheConnorian]

First but what does that mean on a Machinima Video...

[ThatSwedishDude1]

@TheConnorian it means ur a fag

[TheConnorian]

@ThatSwedishDude1 NO! I WASNT FIRST DAMM THEM!

[krqkan]

@TheConnorian means that u thought u were first but u are not, just like 7 other ppl

[Crippledlocket]

Hey dick! What do you think of that clown? XD

[CharmieKid]

FIRST EVERYTHING!

[Khantorious]

first!!!



[Lixxist]

yay first comment and viewer

[SirBangify]

@Lixxist Fail

[goodboy196]

asdfasdf

[Crippledlocket]

Halo Reach FTW