Kindergarten Cop

[forgivenessfreak93]

to fix it you should put the video back on youtube whoever put it on.

[laza4liverpool]

MR FREEZE DID IT

[xraistlin83x]

Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Good.

[wiimegagamer123]

Its not a tuma! not a tuma at all!

My dad doesn't do anything since.....The Crash

My mom hopes my dad dies real soon

[UFOdisclosure1]

@wiimegagamer123

It might be a tumah

[Slamjack01]

Of course the video freezes, Mr. Freeze is the main actor in the clip! He just wants to save his wife, why do you hate him so much?

[ultraslan2144]

yes



[ultraslan2144]

yes

[sk8nike]

this is a good movie....hahaha

[cajayson8301]

Forgot to add...doesn't everyone else wish all kindergartners were like Dominic? Talk about a young boy who is both precious and mature for his age!

[meztli432]

Your dads a what??? I must know!!! Time to kill every kinder-gardener till I get some answers!

[cajayson8301]

"My mom hopes he's going to die real soon" LMFAO!!! From the mouths of babes!!! Don't worry, sonny. My mom has the same feeling about my dad ;)

[xxaimpiratexx]

disliking the video for the stupidass freeze...sorry but if you saw the freeze originally, should have taken it down, fixed it, then put it back up. simple video editing/troubleshooting guidelines for the people who have to watch it. :-|

[commando414]

1:36 I don't know. maybe just clean it if it's a disc. My guess is it's not a disc. BUT, I think if it's frozen, just wait!!

[montelee]

mabey try rebooting it?

[rocksoliddude1]

arse

[LFCEOIN]

0.21 morbid kid is the best!!!!

[kigawman]

I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions, you would have to answer to them immediately. - Who is your Daddy, and what does he do? - I'm a cop you idiot! Hey, I'm a police officer! (HAHAHA, i feel like listening to a stupid crack call)

[montelee]

@kigawman lol i love those prank calls. i wish they woud make more of them.

[kigawman]

@montelee yeah, me too.

[Ewing5150]

BRING YOUR CHOPPA BACK TO THA CAHHHPETTT!

[Wallyrolla]

After watching this : youtube.com/watch?v=P1jOkp_qj_­c

I can no longer take this clip even semi seriously.

[MrTripleCC]

GETH TOH THA CHOPPAH!!

[randommusiclove11]

shaycarl sent me here, love him, xx

[KiamarMasterT]

The governor is hanging out with the kindergarteners, how nice and fatherly of him.

[xmissxHx]

thumbs up if your here because you SHAYCARL!

[zombieX111222333]

*obvious quote from the video*

[RetroRoCkEt6]

Her dad obviously need to fix your computer to stop that freeze.

[nonsens8]

SHAYCARL FTW

[TheJProducti0ns]

@nonsens8 ur retarded

[tickness85]

Does anyone know where I can find the whole of this clip? I need the Spanish girl talking... thanks

[JennySilvertonx]

WHO is the girl at 1:21? LOL

[omegamike17411]

austrian death machine did a song on this SOOOO FUNNY!!!

[MeBenHalpin]

Who is your Daddy and what does he do, this part was funny.

[11stealthninjas]

1:04 so your saying your dads a fucking crook banker lol HAHAHAHA!!! *internet high five*

[theguywhokillyou]

nope

[zamjam34]

Look at godzilla!!!

[esnevip]

to fix the freeze go and use the utube editor and just cut this section out.

[ilvonful]

Arnold:Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Me:My daddy's my father and he does my mother. :D

[uthinkingwithportals]

@ilvonful LOL :D haha thats so fucking funny!!!

[garymofo2]

Gay

[247Mrgamer]

lol she's piking her nose when it freazes

[viendiesel13]

my daddy is my father and he does my mother...with onions.

[OneWingedAngel333]

@viendiesel13  wait he's an anti-onionist. with porcupines

[sweetiegrl41]

WHOS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? my daddy looks at vaginas all day long

[xXBr4ndonDXx]

reupload and it wont freeze...or if it's in the original video, edit the vid so the freeze is gone..

[justin12345678able]

to fix it dont FUCKING TERN IT ON

[tdefazioful]

who is the guy anyone know

[erty768]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" "MY DADDY IS A MARINE AND HE KILLS PEOPLE, SIR!"

[Nolaboy74]

It's NAAT a toomar!!

[davej183680]

Only dislike it because it freezes during the cutest girl in the scene. The way she refers to her Dad's head being too big is great...

[DarknessFullMoon]

reupload the video.

[simonerocks]

AWW why did it have to freeze on the cute girl!!!! :(

[Steveo2395]

I watched the entire freeze, thinking the video would continue.

[laceySTARSHIP]

@Steveo2395 HAHAHHAHAHHA ME TOO

[lifeisgood070]

fuck the freeze

[dabanhfreak]

IT'S NOT A TUMOUR

[Darelz08]

FUNNY

[deepfatfryed]

My, dad, freezes Youtube videos and he's a-

[Decessus117]

"And he's a "

..? A what?

A WHAAAAT!!??

[grubsta]

@Decessus117

HE'S A- ?!

FIX THIS IT IS DRIVING ME

CRAZY!!!!

[joemanvano]

hahah hes like a hot version of matthew mchaugnahey

[Feaisian]

0:54

The evil incarnate of capitalism.

[UnholyRed33mer]

@Feaisian fuck off, commie.

[whogivesacrap1928]

that blond girl who is on screen when it freezes, i think plays the young daughter in beethoven. the movie that is centered around that dog. not sure but i think so

[MeBenHalpin]

@whogivesacrap1928 Your right it is her, this was made just before though.

[MegaCrazydude101]

WHAT? wheres the rest of the video? dude ur tv is like froze or something. fix it!!!

[S13AR10AFan]

They left out the twins-"Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine."

[JasonB8888]

the video stops at the blond girl

[tomnothingmoreorless]

thoses kids have shitty parents

[ImmynimmyX]

boys have a penis

girls have a vagina

[Wiefior]

What is the name of the actress at 1.21 ?

[christentze]

@Wiefior

idk, but wasn't she in Beethoven?

[JamesPriceJohnson]

thats a nice piano in the room

[Stevenallen15]

IT'S NOT A TUMAH!

[leonelp51]

ITS NOT A TUNA !!!

[ugurLP1990]

IMA COP YOU IDIOT!

[BrawlyProductionz]

nice it freezes when the girl starts picking her nose XD

[GothicSheElf]

Anyone else having a problem where it freezes at 1:25?

Can't seem to get it going, even after refreshing or repositioning the slider further along.

[Left4Danny2]

@GothicSheElf yes, its his capture card

[Xobiiii]

yes

[DeathZONE851]

yeah thats just a problem video editing problem

[1m2r3blob]

same here

[sc083127]

@GothicSheElf that's what she said!

[Ryuhza]

ITS NOT A TOOMAH!!

[0Feathers0]

haha! bless his awful accent

[christentze]

@Ryuhza

...AT ALL!

lol.

[chaceurs]

@Ryuhza haaha!

thats hillarious LoL

[NeoGamemaster]

GET TO THE CHOPPER

[runefigter5RS]

@Ryuhza :D

[livvycann]

lame but lolz foreva

[BadassMMA]

LMAO. It would be so funny to have Arnold as teacher especially back then when he had a stronger accent.

[pollockaa1]

who is your daddy :)

[Moviestar20]

oh looky a bunch of 4 year old in kindergarten.

I love this movie!

[Lumpali]

Hopefully this will be reviewed by the Nostalgia Critic since it's Arnold Schwarzenegger month.

[waraichguy]

@Lumpali

yeh go nostalgia critic!

[GoucheGizmo]

@Lumpali Im surprised he didnt do this one, he wasted a video on Junior which was just a bad movie. Kindergarten Cop would have had SO much more to make fun of.

[MateuszW1990]

it's nat a tooma !

[ToniMattTony]

There's no bathroom. SHUUUTTTTT UUPPP!!! There is no CHOPPA!!! Run NOOOOOO GET TO THE toy. Today we are going a fun gamed called...... Its called... SHHHUUUUTTTTT UUUPPPPP!! Your mine now! Tushey your mom wipes your Tushy SHUT UP!!! Do it DO it!!! How many toys (No answer) SHUT UP!!!!!! EACH 1 OF U GET 100 TOYS!!!! 2? SHUT UP!!!!!

[EarthQuaKeAudio]

I Am Arnold Git Down, den get to the CHOPPA

[Love4Music101]

It stops :'(

[disturbedfan211]

GLITCH AT 1:25!!! lol the crash...

[CleansWithRag]

It didn't have my favorite part! When she says "And his head is so big he can't wear any hats!"

[gdwrumble12]

it might be a tumor, ITS NOT A TUMAH AND ITS NOT WAT IT IS

[Xwingpilot]

Huh? Why does the video like freeze at 1:25?

[TubedUp909Part3]

Now a days the kids would be like "My dad's an ass hole, AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!" I kinda wish it was like that, Arnold would show 'em who's boss.

[collegefootballrulez]

arnold would be like....FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

lmao!

[DukeSeager]

TOOOMA!

[RaTcHeT302]

I just heard "GET TO THE CHOPAA"

[ProfDizzyZoo]

My dad doesn't do anything since THE CRASH

[wbrycem]

It's not a tumah

[chronic00]

Haha the first dad is a working pimp LOL!

[ignoranceandwant]

Nowadays, those kid actors are all old enough to drink.

Anyone else feel old?

[ToolFan820]

yea .. too old..

[quacktackular]

@ignoranceandwant my girlfriend went to that school... lol she's 28 now and yes we drink

[quacktackular]

@ignoranceandwant my girlfriend went to that school while they were filming KC too and she is legally old enough to drink now (28) and we do drink... a lot.. hahah

[Landofwoads]

@ignoranceandwant nope this film older than me im 13 lol

[gundamWWW]

Actually some of what these kids say are pretty sad...

A lot of their fathers are poor and don't have good jobs.

[Tim92G]

Hey, I'm a police officer.

[theemceemurdah]

ITS NOT A TUMAH

[SonicH3ro]

What an acsent. xD

[SonicH3ro]

My mom hopes he dies. :D

Es not a tuma. XD

[NoJokingAround]

the first girl's dad repairs what cars?

[Peatman]

"wrecked cars driven by women who are pinheads (?)"

[cybertaylor]

my dady is bennet and he's a mecernary

[ricey420]

yer videos fuckin shite mate, it crashes before the gynaecology bit. Sort it out!!

[aussie13girl5]

Haha, Emma is the cutest one in the whole movie and at 1:20, when she talks, it's so cute, the others are cute as well and those twins girls, it's funny when they say the same thing together, :L

[Nattacus]

I hayve a hyeadacich

[dybeen]

it might be a tumor!

[ReksBanner]

IHSS NAWT UH TUMAOOHH

[lizzilobdob]

PMSL

[toritoecheese5049]

its not a TUMA

[ASL3097]

Theres something creepy about Arnold saying that to little kids.

[aniya1234a]

lmao 1:20 so cute x] trying to talk :D

[mandi449]

i know, she's trying soo hard. ;D

[PowertripProductions]

i know huh. same at 0:22 x] trying to talk :D

[T00IM0]

haha xD