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  • Niemand wou ze hebben, dus moest ik ze opeten D; *schilderij in buikie*

  • And then my heart attacks put me to sleep....

  • For some reason when i'm listening to this without them saying anything, i'm laughing a littie bit.

  • 8 people where born with glass bones and paper skin :/

  • i was born with glass bones...

    and paper skin...

    every morning I break my arms

    and every afternoon I break my legs.

    I lie in agony each and every night

    until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • @NPC1921 such nice boys. It does my heart good to con a couple of class A suckeroonies. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA!

  • sounds almost like the max payne 2 theme

  • i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms. i lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep...

  • soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! (x10)

  • I was born with glass bones and paper skin.  Ever morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.

  • Such nice boys, it does my heart good to con a couple of a suckroonies like those two!!! HAHAHA!

  • I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I used this scene for my monologue audition for my school play and i was denied for it being too funny. We did phantom of the operah

  • forever alone national anthem? anyone? hello? FOREVERALONE.jpg

  • Mr, krabs: oh boohoo! let me play you a sad song on world's smallest violin! 'plays violin'

    Squidward: i'm serius!

    Mr, krabs: me too, this is the world smallest violin!

  • My life in a song...

  • @ModestScotty same here

    havin no one who understands me/you makes me want to cry :'(

  • I was born with glass bones and paper skin...

  • Forever alone.

  • Captain Snuffy!...What's this?

    It's your irregularly shaped boulder collection.

    But I don't have an irregularly shaped boulder collection.

    ..Uh...wanna borrow one?

  • LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! LOL

  • Fish: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every night I break my legs. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • I was born with glass skin, and paper bones, every morning i break my arms and every night I break my legs.

  • ■SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!

    ■Mr. Krabs: What? What is it, boy?

    ■SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

    ■Mr. Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work!

  • You see.. I was born with glass bones and paper skin.

    Every morning I break my legs.

    And every afternoon I break my arms.

    I lie in wait until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • I was born with glass bones...

    And paper skin...

  • every morring i break my bones

  • i used this on my dad when he wouldn't let me go anywhere...sadly it didn't work but i got him laughing

  • R.I.P here lies my hopes and dreams for humanity

  • Squidward's father.... never hugged him, isn't that sad? ;-(

  • @Expensivediscount Yes I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work!!

  • Every day i break my bones, every night i cry until the heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • From Can you Spare a Dime

    Squidward:Don't you get it? Im a LOSER! I lost my job, my home, EVERYTHING!

    Spongebob: What happened to your paintings?

    Squidward:No one would take them so I had to eat them!

  • i was born with glass bones, and paper skin, every morning i break my arms, every afternoon i break my legs, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep... >.<

  • (sighs) Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. Lol I love that part.

  • Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms. Every afternoon I break my legs. Every night I lay awake in agony, waiting for my heart attacks to put me to sleep.

  • i was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning i break my legs. and every aftrnoon i break my arms. at night i lie away in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. oh no... ow... Ow... ooh... *CRASH*.... ow...

  • OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

  • @GiantDefy954 wrong song

  • @gunsnroses0987 it was a joke.....

  • Every morning, I break my legs.

  • No more getting mail. D8

  • @DarkAngelWithoutHope *sucks thumb*

  • we suffer from head trama and internal bleeding 

  • Such a sad song, but since it's associated with something so hilarious, I'm afraid I'd sit through a violin recital laughing the whole time.

  • "oh boo hoo, let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin"

  • west side

  • lol the worlds smallest violin

  • LOL I like how in every BGM, I see episode quotes. XD

  • the gangs all here! :'(

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  • forever alone. :'(

  • Is this one okay Squidward? I made this one...

    WITH MY TEARS!!

  • @benboy803 No, you're thinking the Gypsy Violinist.

  • I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • does anyone kniw how to play this? I'm learning violin and i want to play this

  • What did you make this sweater out of?!?!

    EYELASHES!

    -throws sweater back-

    NOW WHAT DID YOU MAKE THIS OUT OF?!?!

    i made it with my tears :'(

  • @lindscatlover i saw that episode today?

  • one time, i didn't had any change for the bus... then this music ran through my mind XD i started laughing so hard.

  • Aww.... let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin!

  • @nightbane2 Would you get outta here!

  • @nightbane2

    it REALLY is the smallest violin ! XD

  • It sounds like someone is ready to die,... cruel thing death!

  • A pirate isn't judged by the size of his booty, but the loyalty of his crew.

  • I really want to learn this song now :D

  • There are millions of children like Spongebob that are starving to death every day. For the price of only 1 chocolate bar, you can make sure that children like Spongebob never go hungry again. (Plan USA commercial)

  • [Pearl runs into the Krusty Krab, crying her eyes out and runs into Mr. Krabs' office]

    Mr. Krabs: Don't cry, love. Daddy's going to make it all right. Calm down, girl!

    [Pearl cries louder as Spongebob struggles to push Mr. Krabs' office door back into place, but then gives out with a big wave of Pearl's tears, taking Mr. Krabs with the wave of Pearl's tears]

    Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, what's wrong with pearl?

    Mr. Krabs: Her scurvy prom date stood her up and now she can't seem to find another.

  • @tpirman1982 Pearl: That's 'cause there's only one fish in the sea as long, tan and handsome as he is, and that's him!

  • @tpirman1982 Why are you the same person replying?

  • Same music used in the beginning of "The Chaperone" where Pearl comes runnin' into Mr. Krabs' office cryin' her eyes out when her prom date stood her up.

  • I'll play 4 people a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

    No, really: It IS the world's smallest violin! See? *holds up tiny viloin*

  • great vibrato

  • Smugleaf will never get laid...

  • Squidward: WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!

  • 4 people were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning they break their legs, and every night the break their arms. Each night they lay awake in agony until their heart attacks put them to sleep.

  • I puttet this music on when I asked my mom for a Squidward doll... I told her, I should die without it...

  • 4 people were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning they break their legs, every afternoon they break their arms, and at night, they lay awake in agony until their heart attacks put them to sleep.

  • Mr Krabs-"i know this is the worlds smallest violin"

  • "Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?"

  • ;_;

  • 4 people were born without bones and paper skin

  • @chessandcrack actually, the guy said "GLASS bones and paper skin" XD

  • @fkagahsdfs ooh xD oops my mistake

  • I was born with paper skin and glass bones.Every morning,i break my legs.Every afternoon,i break my arms.At night i lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • Aw, let me play a sad song for ya on the worlds smallest violin!

  • "Some guys have all the luck. I was born with paper skin and glass bones. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

  • every morning i brake my legs and every night i brake my arm and i wait till my heart attacks put me to bed at night....... :(

  • "Such nice boys...it does me good to con a bunch of first class suckers like those two!! HAHAHA!"

    

  • ManRay: Oh, sob! Oh, cry. Oh, woe is me. You don't know what it's like being evil for so long. Oh, how I wish to be...good. If only some kind heroes would show me the path to decency.

  • I'm gonna cry because I listened too the whole thing

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  • @TheZebra894 It was on an episode. I think this song was playing when he said that.

  • does any one have the mp3 download for this?

  • Spongebob: Your a football player

    Squidward: No

    Spongebob: A king

    Squidward: no

    Spongebob: An asturnant

    Squidward: No

    Spongebob: A football playing king in space.

  • @THEwolfKiana DON'T YOU GET IT! I'M A LOSER!

  • Every night I break my legs...

    And every afternoon I break my arms...

  • @sweetblazincronic9 That guy has some weird bones...

  • SquidWard: "Come on mr krabs just let me have the krusty crab for just one night?."

    Mr.Krabs: "Bo who let me play you a song on the worlds most smallest Violin."

    -Starts To Play.-

    Squidward: "Mr.krabs this is serous."

    Mr.Krabs: "I know this is the worlds most smallest Violin."

  • hey the reason why i cry to this video because my brother put some bowl of onion in my keyboard

  • "I was born with glass bones and paper skin"

  • Hold on, is this a real piece? Or was it made specifically for the TV show?

  • This somehow gives me an odd thought that it sounded like it's from BioShock...XD

  • WOE IS ME just lower

  • @squidwardscyndaquil ITS REALLY JUST WOE IS ME (worlds smallest violin song) lower pitched

  • @squidwardscyndaquil sry i was wrong misherd it!

  • huh some guys have all the luck, i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning id break my leg and every night id break my arms, and then at night id lie awake until my heart attacks put me to sleep. my medical bills are expensive, but i keep alive by selling chocolate bars D:

  • Mr.Krabs:Awwwww, let me play a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

    *plays music*

  • Just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!

    .....Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.....

  • "I was born with glass bones and paper skin."

  • 3 people lie awake in agony until their heart attacks put them to sleep

  • This music sounds like it belongs in an elder scrolls game.

  • 3 people have glass bones and paper skin.

  • "I'm playing the world's smallest violin"

  • Is this a real song? if it is anyone know the name?

  • Spongebob:Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

    Mr. Krabs: Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work.

  • Mr.krabs:aww boo-hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin

    Squidward"Mr.krabs?!

    Mr.krabs:what? this the world smallest violin. See?

  • "And I wait until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

  • I had to EAT THEM!!!!

  • Their eyes!

  • This song actually makes me want to cry :(

  • @KittyKazooTV especially patricks eyes

  • @djaysmaster50 ikr.. :(

  • Awwwwww, lemme play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.

  • I was born with paper skin and glass bones. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • Reminds me of the Schindler's List theme lol

  • Im playing the worlds smallest violin...

  • is this the song when plankton talks about getting the recipe in the Spongebob Movie? i cant find the song!! ): (but awesome video anyways)

  • i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs, and every night i break my arms. i lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • What have u done 2 the poor thing!?

  • "Squidward's father never hugged him! Isn't that sad?!"

  • this song plays when i see the new spongebob episodes. After watching them only the heart attacks can put me to sleep then

  • I learned how to play this on my viola... Yes a viola not a violin

  • @OtoruJaegarJaquez I learned how to play some of Woe Is Me on the Viola

  • THAT VIOLIN IS CALLING FOR ME

  • Some guys have all the luck. I was born with paper skin and glass bones. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

  • @Nessthegreat Aw,boohoo!Let me play sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.

  • @Nessthegreat Lol great comment.

  • @Nessthegreat Right, ok then...

  • The music and the picture of both spongebob and patrick is so sad. Just thinking about haveing glass bones and paper skin, uggghhhhh. To everybody reading this just imagine, if every night. YOU had to wait till your heart attacks put u to sleep while u just laid there, Siliently crying. so sad...... :(

  • we have some head terminus internal bleeding

  • Some guys have all the luck....I was born with glass bones and paper skin...every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms,at night i lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

  • Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin. *plays a tune*

    This is serious!

    I know! This really IS the world's smallest violin. See? *close of up small violin*

  • CHOCOLATE!

  • You make Spongebob gay with your background.... *music plays*

  • @Wadsworth64 Whatever... we got plenty more to- *blink*

    ...Eat.

  • Awww, let me play you a line from the world's smallest violin.

  • @Wadsworth64 A sandwich? You expect me to break my back... over a sandwich?

  • @Wadsworth64 WHOO! Is it another fishing trip?!

  • 2 people were born with glass bones and paper skin, every night break their leg, every afternoon break their arms and at night lay awake in agony until their heart attacks put them to sleep.

  • @Wadsworth64 No, nope. Uh-uh. We will not be swayed by tears anymore.

  • Mr. krabs: boo hoo let me play a song on the worlds smallest violin

  • CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!

  • it's a little bit like max payne music :D

  • Sounds familiar...

  • Can I have the sheet music for this? ;D

  • squidwad's father never loved him...

  • @hardplayproductions ISN'T THAT SAD?! *sobs*

  • I want the guitar tab for this. Lol

  • this is good bioshock music !

  • @PeaceLoveAeroNYx3 Probably something for when you get a bad ending. Or the game over screen. Whatever comes first.

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  • let me play a sad song for u on the worlds smallest violin

  • @BushyBrows96 Squidward: This is serious!

    Mr. Krabs: I know. This is the worlds smallest violin. See? *shows close up of the smallest violin*

    XD

  • Hey, it isn't that scary anymore! Wohoo!! Sad songs don't give me night mares anymore!!

  • Song creeps me out for a weird reason. Scared to listen to it.

    Ehh,what the heck?

  • *sob* *cry* *MUSIC ENDS* oh yea so where was i? oh yeah swiching to some thing else!