MIKE TYSON UNCENSORED QUOTES

[lowlypeasant]

03:27 "I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch" - worst insult ever

[Themaster345]

Fornicate fornicate, where for out thou fornicate. Sorry I was taken by tyson

[maytheseeofyourloin]

i like tyson you try growing up where did anyone who gives him shit id love too see him punch you just once, but hes too wise now and youl never get your chance

[1tormentum]

fuck awf

[RJC405]

Fuck off hahaah

[RippekGaming]

Mike is a dead beat now i have to say...

And a manwhore.

[EzraMurdock115]

@RippekGaming theres no such thing as a man whore bro, its normal for a man who wants to fuck if you dont like to fuck then your most likely a queer

[givemearandomnamenow]

@EzraMurdock115 It's okay if Mike Tyson wants to fuck, but his attitude towards women is so awful. The man is a Muslim, and he certainly lives up to the reputation. He demeans women in the way he speaks to them, and if that isn't enough, he rapes them. He is a changed man now, and has calmed his ass down, but that's the only reason why he isn't behind bars.

[1tormentum]

little mac has 28 accounts

[ammarzak]

3:50 EPIC!

[ammarzak]

@adamrocks2006 yea



[WaleedSajjad710]

tyson is the real man!!!real champion!!!

[VaultRecords]

Tyson for King!

[Kyle17880000]

"i will fuck you till you love me faggot" WIN

[ShatterGaming]

I must watch this at least once a day

[itsyaboy631]

Reporter - "is this your shortest fight ever? amatuer, professional ever?"

Mike - "As-Salamu Alaykum"

[007MegaPhoenix]

Well this can be said about Iron Mike he speak's honoestly about how he feels no matter who is listening and I can definitely appreciate that.

[greenone984]

1:02 Did he say "I had to bang my best friend" ? The old white guy with the hat does a double take. LMAO

[Tapeleg247]

@greenone984 "bury" his best friend, man. get your head out of the gutter

[TickMiester95]

"They called me a rapist and a 'recluse...I'm not a recluse."

[adamrocks2006]

is Mike Muslim?

[31Hosaf]

@adamrocks2006 yes mike is muslim, but that doesnt change anything, right ?

[Mattraction513]

Did he say he would fuck some dudes ass ?

[maju36able]

@Mattraction513 yep and then he called him a faggot

[TheMarvilis]

Thats a good one lol

[rondunderfunk]

I'd try to think like Mike does, but my head would hurt far too much if I did...

[a1ex8o5]

bob sapp's response to mike's challenge was so stupid. where was the one where he said he's going to stop on his opponent's kid's testicles after he pushes him down. "i'm a big strong nigger! that knocks out people, rapes people, rips off people!" i know he wanted to rape people but he shouldn't of admitted it.

[a1ex8o5]

@a1ex8o5 stomp not stop

[MrDonTingley]

@a1ex8o5 i don't think he "admitted it" mate, i think he was referring to the media accusations of calling him a rapist, mike tyson what a legend

[a1ex8o5]

@MrDonTingley no the guy threatened to rape people, talks about how he enjoys defiling women and decimating them and wants to stomp on their kid's testicles. he was angry and used the threats to intimidate people into thinking he's an animal that can't be stopped. the first battle is always one of intimidation after that is the real battle.

[sigistardust]

@a1ex8o5 "the first battle is always one of intimidation after that is the real battle.". One of the best quotes I readed in a long time! My respects!

[a1ex8o5]

@sigistardust it's something i learned watching chimps on tv and they always do their threatening postures and start screaming and howling, most of the time their opponent runs off but if they don't get scared that's when they start really fighting. it works the same for humans

[thehitchrules]

"I've been robed of most of my money, can I least get a blow-job " !! Mike Tyson cracks me up . !!

[GrahambertusJosepha]

Mike Tython ith an athhole.

[shariotoflove]

@GrahambertusJosepha say that to his face instead of on a youtube account. pussy.

[702prodigy]

@GrahambertusJosepha

shuuudapp

[thehitchrules]

" Aren't you that new knock-out kid ? " .  !!!

[Wulfiebaby]

Mike Tyson is one of the edgiest stand-up comics living today.

[hxnncht]

Lmao

"*BEEP* Fuck off!"

[pablocoon]

What a hapless ape.

[gmankbox]

Mike - "are you talking out of turn?"

Woman - "No! I think we're all talking together!"

Mike - "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them... so you shouldn't talk anymore... unless you want to, you know."

[xEdgarxx17x]

lmfao... dam tyson is crazy, in a good way

[LordoftheMojave]

"I'll fuck you till you love me faggot" and that is why mike tyson is the greatest man alive.

[MrSoccerborz]

@4:10

hahahahhaha so funny

[OriginalHeavyweight]

3:01 to 3:06 haha

[Ebvardh]

Mike Tyson had a tough childhood, didn't he? That would explain why he has such a sick ego.

Great athlete, though.

[TheMuttlydon]

u skard like a lil whyt pussy lmao

[wtg2989]

I don't think that's what uncensored means.

[rakouma]

I hate gettin bit

[enjoiKID24]

1:08

Mike Tyson: I'm the best ever, no one can stop me....

Mikes publicist: Okay, no one encourage him. I don't want him to get in trouble.

Guy in back ground: Yeah! You go Mike

Publicist: FUCK YOU!!

[jeremiser]

he loves the words faunicate

[krazeerrol]

Mike Tyson use to be my favorite heavy weight boxer, but the man hasbecome as sick as SHIT. He was ask during the post fight interview if "this was his shortest fight ever" all now him don't answer the question yet, just chatting one bag of FUCKERY 'bout praise be to ##@@5%67&8 what the fuck is that???

[f0cusz]

@krazeerrol what the fuck is that ? well, like christians always say that they got strength from @&$^$%^2\6%$# , muslims say praise be to allah ! stupid ass faggot

[zagorw2]

i will do better aginst mike then Bob sapp would eeever do!

[EddieLFCLucas]

he faced lewis when he was out of his prime no one would stop mke

[hsv571]

hahaha

[traxanasify]

u r alexander fuck ur muslim ass

[dalar48]

HIS DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE! his defense cant get pregnant.. sucks.

[CharlesAlatorre]

@dalar48 It makes sense in a way if you look at it like my defense is so good nothing can get in. Which if your impregnable you cant get pregnant cause nothing can get in.

[DivineAtheistWannabe]

@CharlesAlatorre

Actually it makes sense in a way that impregnable is a word with a meaning that doesn't really have anything to do with the subject of pregnancy at all.

[KultMalta]

Now that's a pedigree dickhead if i ever saw one... hehehee!

[RascalFascal]

´´first quoting quoran verses...and the next sentence he predicts to ripp somebodys heart out and eat it´´ mike,you the kind of muslim I admire!! hahaha

[georgecasarez22]

mike tyson is funny

[92444985]

hes a legend!

[n1njasa1nt]

Hahaha this is so funny, never knew the champ was this funny.

I like to fornicate with women.

hahahahaha

[KohviKruus]

what was tyson sayng @ 2:57 ??

[robsta289]

I hate Mike Tyson.

Sure, he's the best boxer of his time, but his lack of sportsmanship and pure arrogance earns him zero respect in my book.

He's the Ali of his day.

[AsianBaskero]

@robsta289 u have no respect for tyson and ali as boxers?

[robsta289]

@AsianBaskero Sure, they're good boxers. Two of the best to be quite honest.

But behind the two fists lies a terrible person.

I respect their talent, but I can never respect them.

[AsianBaskero]

@robsta289 tyson mightve been a terrible person but ali was not. he was a people champ and cared for his family and wouldnt hurt anyone who didnt deserve it.

[MrJokster666]

This really makes black people look bad I did not know that mike Tyson was this stupid and ignorant.smh

[kamikazefighta]

my favorite: "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them"

[strayebyrd]

"Tyson is like a Pitbull and you don't know who the owner is" Truer words, Jamie Foxx, truer words...

[gridironstar10]

poor fella. he's definatley got some demons inside him

[Dzzza360361720722]

LIKE THIS IF U LOOK @ THIS VIDEO WHEN UR FEELN STRESSED...CUS ONCE U LAUGH U BACK 2 NORMAL

[1LimaUniformLimaZulu]

@Dzzza360361720722 lmao same here

[TheGloriousFail]

Sit down.

[StainlessScience]

HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S HOPPED UP ON GOOFBALLS.

[CommanderNConqueror]

i will pay anyone 2 dis mike in face

[fatalnightmare22]

make sure you kiss me good with those big lips LOL

[donnav786]

heheheheeheh wish u had kids so i could punch em in the face or stomp on their testacles!

[coxi666]

i like how the other guys manager was saying how tyson was gonna lose and tyson said "im gunna gut him like a fish, sit down cause your making it harder on him!"

[blueexplosion1914]

I wanna talk nice to you and talk about fornicating with you and letting you suck my dick because if i was eloquent, you still would look at me as a scumbag!

[blueexplosion1914]

I've sacrificed so much of my life can i at least get laid??? I've been robbed of most of my money, can i at least get a blow job?? Lmao!!!

[bertobertoberto3]

IRON

[BlackScorpionSkull]

Yeah, I think similar to Mike and my Doctor says I'm Bi-polar. Trust me being mentally ill is it's own kind of hell.

[paulharvdub]

Then I heard the boom of the blood-lust song

And I thigh bone beating on a tin-pan gong.

[draknatsr]

what a dumb nigger.

[ChimpFromSpace]

"Are you talking outta turn?"

[nippytaytay]

''I'll eat your asshole alive''. I bet you would Mike.

[rayve330]

@nippytaytay shut up hed rip you in half

[nippytaytay]

@rayve330

So? I didn't say he wouldn't. Just because he is gay, and likes to eat man ass, doesn't mean he can't be physically tough. Look at George St. Pierre.

[nippytaytay]

Tyson has some homo issues I think.

[dmac199105]

tyson is INSANE

[camfrogusers]

@dmac199105 you right ..that dude is mental

[KoopstaKnicka]

He said "dedigate"

[RigamortisTortoise]

I will eat his children, praise be to allah....lolz

[captainjesusman]

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[WJValente]

"I don't like Mike Tyson. I almost wish the worst for Mike Tyson... and that's probably why I don't like my friends or my fans."

-Mike Tyson

[2pac057]

"ill fuck you till you love me faggot "

-mike iron tyson

[iRsAlot]

''you shouldn't be talking anymore.. unless you wanna.. you know''

THAT'S MA BOY THATS MA BOY

[Jameslane94]

ill eat you're children.

[vicvenis23]

was Tyson going to fight K-1?

[ABONESR]

ANIMAL !

[Envy181]

i would be so happy if someone wrote out all the quotes lol

[Shauney03]

sign the contract Big boy.. Sign the contract

[tomboy287]

all praise be to my children

[Goldenchild795]

What did Tyson say at 5:09 ?

[MrChessmove]

@Goldenchild795 .....at 5:09 he says "tomato can" witch is boxing slang for a shitty boxer like callin him a punching bag are something like that

[ipkeez]

"My defense is impregnable"?!?!?!

[OlderG0ds]

@ipkeez That sentence actually makes sense, go figure. His defense is impregnable which means unable to be broken into.

[ipkeez]

@OlderG0ds

Well, something to be impregnable should be more concrete. When he says : "My defense is impregnable", he means "My defense is impenetrable". ie.:The USA defense is impregnable, or, The defense presented by this lawyer is impregnable. In the other hand we can say: This wall is impenetrable, His closed upper guard against punches is impenetrable. It can be used but is inapropriate somehow, referring to this case.

[nico2710]

@ipkeez Well no shit Einstein

[ManyVideosforyou]

ill fuck you untill you love me faget NOW THATS SICK!

[HULKHODGY]

@ManyVideosforyou ha ha some cold shit to say to another man

[k5lta]

@ManyVideosforyou Every time i here that i say....EEEEKKKK lol

[e36boyz]

@ManyVideosforyou its till you love me...

[mnikolovm]

@ManyVideosforyou faggot

[ManyVideosforyou]

@mnikolovm well he pronons faget not faggot now faget is pro faggot overrated

[mnikolovm]

@ManyVideosforyou I dont understand , but i , you and he , we all talking about the same 

[fealmor]

I think all women get horny at 4:20

[MasterofDreams2]

word Mike real about his shit unlike them rappers

[21tacamaru]

23 people didnt last 2 seconds in his world

[Zizo10ai6]

haha can i at least get a blow job

[jamiesonst]

Everyone has a plan, 'till they get punched in the mouth - Tyson

[subcelsious5g]

i could listen to this guy all day lol, he needs his own show, honestly the best boxer ever.

[daddyschlong14]

"Fa-qawf!" (Brooklynish for fuck off)

[TheEXpothead]

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." is great quote too.

[SiCNiiCK]

"I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them...............so you shouldnt talk anymore...unless you wanna you know... Hahahaha

[mlp573]

@SiCNiiCK lol that dude is sumth else thats my fav. part lol

[goldturd]

Gray: Mike, was that your shortest fight ever?

Tyson: I bear witness to only one God and Muhammad blessing and people be upon him is his prophet. I dedicate this fight to my brothers that are gone…who died. I’ll be there to see you… I love with all my heart… all praise be to my children, I love you… um God,…aww man, WHAT??!!

Gray: Is this your shortest fight ever?

CLASSIC!!!!

[1jiveturkey1]

"I normally don't do interviewths with women unleth I fornicate withem. So you shouldn'th talk anymore. Unless you wanna....you know....?"

[ransman413]

21 people get half the $h!t they spit

[Z3koD3vo]

Mike Tyson is the realest nigga eva

[looco08]

Sign the contract Big Boyy .... sign the contract.

Man i miss Iron Mike.

[1492Rusty]

I wish one of you guys had children so that i could kick them in their fuckin head or stomp on their testicles.

[llanto209]

REPORTER:mike is this your shortest fight ever?

MIKE TYSON: yeah yeah yeah let them know im comin from them

lol that shit made me laught ahhh !

[entropy44]

"I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah."

-- Mike Tyson

[00Delta]

This guy is a beast but why respect a guy who doesn't give a shit about you.

[qmoney000]

@00Delta lol no one loves people,

BUT mike tyson is just being honest

something other ppl dont do

[aksampras]

hey man i got some CHEESEBURGERS pls mayne I SUK YO DICK

[TheEXpothead]

@aksampras isn't that from ghettoblaster?

[BlacMagic91]

@aksampras HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HHAH

[OverKilltheOverlord]

@aksampras menace 2 society

[lucakris7]

he really isn't as dumb as ppl say, this is so true.. "I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fornicating with you and letting you suck my dick, because if I was etiquette with you, you would still look as me as a scumbag"

[Elduraco212]

19 People were fuked till they loved a guy named mike

[garvinise]

he's no drederick tatum

[0000kris0000]

Nobody has, or will ever, sound as cool, using the word Fornicate! LMAO!

[0000kris0000]

19 People want Tyson to "Fuck them til they love him! Faggots!"

What a LEGEND!!!

[Steve474]

Whatever people think about the man, he was one of the greatest fighters in the fucking world

[JiggaNiggaFigga]

you shouldn't talk anymore... unless you wanna... you know...

[mikepunchyourfucface]

this isnt uncensored you ignorant asshole

[TheEsquire212]

I THACKWIFICED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE... CAN I AT LEAST GET LAIIIIT?

[RSCII]

I don't care what anyone else says, but Tyson is one bad ass motherfucker... I mean his words and one-liners were almost as powerful as his knock-out punches. Contrary to what many may think, he is highly articulate and has some brains.

[D0CKTORDEATH]

i thought i was crazy LMAO im not even close to mike

[JiuJitsuMind]

764 people got fucked untill they loved him

[Vicky4145]

....TYSON IS BEST EVER....

[SomethingWong]

Mike's defense is impregnable

[Oakclifftexas23]

Haha mike is crazy

[hypetracy]

3:53

[hypetracy]

Hmmm.. I guess 19 people are faggots..

[IBBYANIMAL]

he's a horny fucker lol

[MisterHeadrush]

the best

[BooNube]

Now the Mike Tyson/Charlie Sheen interview....that's what I want to see.

[mrnuts90]

i wish you had children so i could smash their heads, stomp em in the nuts!