listen, its not a matter of where he grips it, its a simple matter of weight raito, a 5 ounce bird could NOT carry a 1 pound coconut... i like when just before they weigh the witch you see somebody throw a swallow in the air with a coconut tied to it...like if you noticed that lmfao
@detroitshook And what is wrong with "Dude, where's my car?" Just because it's a silly movie doesn't mean it's wrong to recommend it. This is a silly movie too!
I was about 10 when I first saw this (didn't really understand English). My Dad thought it was the best thing, since they invented a hammer... He being a carpenter and all. Since I am an English teacher from Holland, I can honestly say, I laugh my head of every single time.
"wut ridden on a horse?" "yes" "ur using cocnuts!" "wut?" "uve got 2 hollowed out coconuts and ur bangin em together" ... "whered u get the coconuts?" "we found them" "in mercia?the coconuts tropical!" "what do u mean?" "well this is a temperate zone" "the swallow may fly south with the sun or the house marting and the plumber may seek water in the winter(not sure if thats right)yet these r not strangers 2 our lands?" "r u suggestin coconuts migrate?" "not at all they can b carried"
mmmm hahaha mmm let me just think its beautiful, your beautiful on a warm summers day the smell of fresh flowers and honey engulfing me and the sun is beaming down on me and i just feel uterus at one with the world and this is apparent in this clip =) byeeee for pieeee
lol Monty Python makes the best movies for having such a low budget. And I love how they used the same castle for every castle scene, just at different angles.
"It's a simple question of Weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut! In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"
I don't know if it's true or not but I read somewhere that the budget for the film wouldn't run to having horses in it and some of the Python's couldn't ride anyway, so they decided to use coconuts and then thought "how are we going to explain coconuts being in England?". This section was the result.
16 people are non-migratory
solarpenguin1 16 hours ago
*insert black knight reference here*
jimihendrixtribute 1 week ago
:)
leipero 1 week ago
thank you monty python for showing us lifes greatest question
scotishwolf2012 2 weeks ago
i'd like the addresses of those 15 people who disliked this..
NARUTOxFIGHT 1 month ago
"Quotation from the film."
TanoBrati 1 month ago 6
"It could be carried by an african swallow"
"But african swallows are non migratory"
Albinogrl 1 month ago
Lol
Albinogrl 1 month ago
"...Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
ninjaman690 1 month ago 2
Wait a minute. Supposing 2 swallows carried it together?
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
theknux10 1 month ago
Would you ask your master if he would join me in jolly co operation?
azugirl111 2 months ago
what does he say at 1:00?
BabylonTerminator1 3 months ago
@BabylonTerminator1 "Pull the other one!" meaning he didn't believe he was the king.
Octagonapus97 2 months ago 3
@BabylonTerminator1 "Fool the other one", as to say he doesn't believe King Arthur
BubbyAwsum 2 months ago
@BabylonTerminator1 "Pull the other one"
JFChiCity 1 month ago
Best...Movie...EVAR!
spazmctron1235 3 months ago 3
the first time i saw this i was laughing too much!
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15 people are niggers
steamedham 3 months ago
15 people are swallows
szeeck 3 months ago
15 people are migratory coconuts in disguise
vivvpprof 3 months ago
15 people think coconuts migrate
TheTru8 3 months ago
A typical LARP argument!!!
theliberator1 3 months ago
Simply a masterpiece!
atcor 3 months ago
it could be carried by an african swallow lmao
primmus1 3 months ago
Of course the African Swallows can lift 3x their own weight.
perseusjackson16 4 months ago 44
lmfao when he gallps down the hill, I bursted out laughing and dropped my taco :( :D but it was okay cuz I was so happy. I'm a spazz like this.
SheWroteLove1 4 months ago
15 people are not suggesting coconuts migrate
megahappysushi 4 months ago
@megahappysushi XD
wizzturkey 4 months ago
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josephethen 4 months ago
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josephethen 4 months ago
I've named everything "Patsy" after I watched this movie.
QuinnSakuraSally22 4 months ago 3
he could grip it by the husks. LOL.
TheLeftylegend14 4 months ago
15 people are suggesting coconuts migrate.
snackwells 4 months ago
i could not contain myself when i watched this in class for the very first time. nobody else was laughing though sooo i looked stupid
Mauricejonesdrew3213 5 months ago
I got some of those coconuts while I was in England. Where you ask??? I found them... ;P
ChanteiMcMaster 5 months ago
15 coconuts watched this video
dronespace 5 months ago 4
Genius
dronespace 5 months ago
It's not a question of where he GRIPS IT!
2010billyjack 5 months ago 4
omfg thats hilarious, Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE?
ROFL
emk1996 5 months ago
A 5 OUNCE BIRD, COULD NOT CARRY A 1 POUND COCONUT!
StealingMyUsername 5 months ago
Love this so much
mistressofrain9 5 months ago
Who in God's name has disliked this? You should hang your heads in utter shame.
jpgburley 5 months ago 30
@jpgburley
African Swallows disliked this ofc.
loxibannij 1 month ago
@jpgburley
clearly the french knights!
nerovampyro 1 week ago
does anyone see that ther is no horse and the intern is using coconuts to make it sound like there is
massmartins 6 months ago
@massmartins
I bet you're a big hit at parties... :-/
MegaGlide 6 months ago 3
@massmartins No shit.
s0utht0wnjr 6 months ago 2
@massmartins humour is wasted on you
94samboy 5 months ago
Honestly. Name one thing in this movie that is not an epic quote.
VampireofEpicness 6 months ago
An African swallow can!
momo159753159753 6 months ago
this is retardedly funny! XDD
thcatluvr 6 months ago
@tted62br1 yes you are right but i was doubting cause it really sounds like he says fool the other one or maybe another one
just could be i misunderstood though
graneadly 6 months ago
It could be carried by an African Swallow!
Oh yeah an African Swallow Maybe but not a European Swallow...that's my point
...Oh Yeah I Agree With That.
HAHAHAAHAHAH
WhiskeyTango12 6 months ago
@WhiskeyTango12 Hm... But African Swallows are non-migratory...
ExtremeYaoiFanatic 6 months ago
king of the Britons, defeater of the saksen, ruler of the whole of england
-fool the other one
graneadly 6 months ago
this was the part of the movie when I fell out of the couch because I was laughing so hard, rofl :P
Missulotsxx 6 months ago
Where u get the coconut?
alixonify 6 months ago
listen, its not a matter of where he grips it, its a simple matter of weight raito, a 5 ounce bird could NOT carry a 1 pound coconut... i like when just before they weigh the witch you see somebody throw a swallow in the air with a coconut tied to it...like if you noticed that lmfao
Totbojangles 6 months ago
My friends and I just sit around and quote this movie. My line is "Bring me...a shrubbery!" and hers is "Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE!?"
weirdopeople75 6 months ago
15 people can't carry a coconut
saska123321 6 months ago
whenever my freinds say something that doesn't make sense I always reply Are you suggesting that coconts migrate?! XD
UN1CR0NLORD 6 months ago
Come patsy XD
TotalTwilightLuv56 6 months ago
So fuckin' funny....
Rubenzboi 7 months ago
IT COULD GRIP IT BY THE HUSK
Sololop 7 months ago
funniest movie ever
rageahollic33 7 months ago 3
lol what the hell....
woollerland 7 months ago
Officially one of, if not, the best scene in movie history.
hussman101 7 months ago
Fifteen people shall die.
>.<
lealea96 7 months ago
15 Dislikes?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
rockmessiah142 8 months ago
Anyone who doesn't like this video has no humor and should migrate to France
nfong24 8 months ago 4
@nfong24 are you suggesting the humourless migrate?
michiel2047 7 months ago 2
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Classical :D
GalilGade 8 months ago 2
what if the swallow was on steroids?
lintongiles 8 months ago
crack up every damn time!!!
glowysavages 8 months ago
Are you suggesting that coconuts MIGRATE?!?!?! best ever
9999poppy 8 months ago
Maybe it could be carried by a swellow? oh wait that's pokemon...
TheDarkness413 9 months ago
are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??
not at all. it could be carried.
By what, a SWALLOW?
areyoustillthere1 9 months ago 4
I made a facebook event join!
Koolgit 9 months ago
LOL...
thefreakshowish1 9 months ago
This was a video about the first trolls
TitanicTaco 9 months ago 126
@shannonreaify Finally, some one who doesn't think im wierd for doing this. hardly anyone at my school has seen it!!!
zgurl517 10 months ago
an american swallow can carry 2 coconuts
jgag100591308 10 months ago
at the start of the "bring out your dead" bit you see a guy with 5 sparrows tied to a cocconut throw it up in the air.
squashfishes 10 months ago 3
@squashfishes I think you mean swallows
dleon86 9 months ago
what IS the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?
charliewittke 10 months ago
It's not a question of where its *griped*!
airforce9872 10 months ago
Ha! I'm doing this as my forensics piece!
zgurl517 10 months ago
@zgurl517 so am i!! lol!
ShannonRAEify 10 months ago
Haha the sad part was it took me forever to figure out the math to that
BethDaLaFreak88 10 months ago
Coconuts have been found As far north as norway. which means they can be carried long distances by ocean currents,
vaj99 10 months ago
They just don't make comedy this good anymore. I love Monty Python, they're hilarious.
reapingsoul543 10 months ago
"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "not at all it could be carried" HILARIOUS!
ElliesSuperStudio 10 months ago
what does ounce mean
123hornygamer 11 months ago
@123hornygamer an ounce is the equivalent of 28.3 grams.
76juno 10 months ago
Well this is a temperate zone!
yal100 11 months ago
14 people need to be hit over the head with some coconuts
95johnnyreb 11 months ago 2
@95johnnyreb maybe they already were thats y they hit the wrong button :D
potheadA 11 months ago
supposing two swallows carry it together?
aaaaaaaaadddd1 11 months ago
@aaaaaaaaadddd1 what? under the northen guiding feather?
GpradC 9 months ago
@GpradC *dorsal guiding
heroicfailures 9 months ago
@heroicfailures ...i am not a smart as a saxson knight.
GpradC 9 months ago
haha oh shit i love this part
303DGS 11 months ago
Hahaha!!! xD We did this scene in our school play. :P It was awesome.
animegalloves1997 11 months ago
Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE?
TheSoulBeliever 11 months ago 159
@TheSoulBeliever yes, yes i am
Mizutamer 11 months ago
@TheSoulBeliever not at all, they could be carried
blazion212 10 months ago
@TheSoulBeliever yes yes i am! and i i wasnt thn chuck norris wasnt beatin by spungbob
asmerking 4 months ago
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@TheSoulBeliever not at all. they could be carried.
MrFrank8675309 4 months ago
how do they know this?
GpradC 11 months ago
these people are smarter then me
deerhunters760airgun 11 months ago
people get this back on Tv this is better that the new age crap you get
nuttynellis 11 months ago
14 people have no sense of humor
sunited16 1 year ago
The swallow flies south with the sun? The sun doesn't go south! Nobody ever gets that bit of this....
moserr11 1 year ago
@moserr11 well it kind of does. the seasons change and all
jorritsmit 11 months ago
An African Swallow could
DalonCole 1 year ago
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sexykatie90 1 year ago
What is the airspeed veloscity of a swallow?
violinrules101 1 year ago
@violinrules101 what do you mean? African or European swallow?
TheLostRealist513 1 year ago
@TheLostRealist513 Oh, well...I don't know. (explosion/bomb, flying off of bridge)
violinrules101 1 year ago
how can anyone hate this
MrJamesbondo07 1 year ago 2
@MrJamesbondo07
Morons who lack an in depth sense of humor....would be my guess..
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detroitshook 1 year ago
@detroitshook And what is wrong with "Dude, where's my car?" Just because it's a silly movie doesn't mean it's wrong to recommend it. This is a silly movie too!
Bieji 11 months ago
I love this. The creators are genusis,
linkfan160 1 year ago
14 people don't like old school comedy gold :(
KarnieWorker 1 year ago
a swallow carrying a cocnut a 5 oz bird can not carry a 1 pound cocnut
pinkfloyd2007 1 year ago
@mymyharlow Its literaly the first seen!
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who dislikes this i mean its gold
littlebunnyfufu22 1 year ago
@littlebunnyfufu22 LOL i was just thinking that same thing!!!
pinknic38 1 year ago
I was about 10 when I first saw this (didn't really understand English). My Dad thought it was the best thing, since they invented a hammer... He being a carpenter and all. Since I am an English teacher from Holland, I can honestly say, I laugh my head of every single time.
ingeberck 1 year ago 3
14 people are European Swallows
1PapiAndChloe 1 year ago
@mymyharlow its at the beginning of the witch hunting scene its not straight forward and kinda in the background
legomastr1 1 year ago
it could grip it by the husks...
it's not a question where he grips it...its a simple question of weight ratio!!
A 5oz. BIRDDD, could not carry a 1 pound coconut!!!!!
ROWDYlife11 1 year ago
@ivantheterrible60 i didn't think anyone else noticed it haha
saintjimmy35 1 year ago
i think in later in the movie sir galahand has a coconut tied to a swallow. look fo it
ivantheterrible60 1 year ago
A FIVE OUNCE BIRD COULD NOT CARRY A ONE POUND COCONUT!!!!
Is there ANYONE who can hear that and NOT laugh??
XD XD XD
MultiHydralisk 1 year ago 153
@MultiHydralisk Me! It's obvious they are african birds XD
Temarioneesama 8 months ago
Imagine this episodes get mixed with lord of the ring! How funny it could become.
healer378 1 year ago 4
lmao, this is probably one of my favorit scene's
pieman3968 1 year ago
I was waiting for the General to step in and pan off to something else with his usual: All right, this is getting entirely too silly. lol
Bladepaw18 1 year ago
Not only a hysterical comedic scene, but intelligent and educational!
cranky1chick 1 year ago 5
This great movie was made in a budget of mere £229,575 and made £80,371,739!!
Well Deserved!!
gkedpage 1 year ago 7
"Am I right?"
MrOBreezy 1 year ago
the funniest "serious" moment ever. No! Ni!!! The funniest conversation ever!!!! :D
jbogalho 1 year ago
Knight-scientists are introduced to the world!!! "To maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second." LOL
IanMakay 1 year ago 3
I think this is the best scene in the film and its right at the start.
InnocenceExperience 1 year ago
This is so funny MONTY PYTHON rocks i love pattsies face so funny "are u suggesting cocounuts migrate?" hahaha
NachoTV1 1 year ago
this is my favorite part in the whole movie
theateradic 1 year ago
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!"
That line was my favorite. His tone alone makes it awesome!
balrog13571 1 year ago
It is awsome. I LOVE it. Thanks 4 shairing! :) LOL
deerejohntractor 1 year ago
XD funny
grabiod44 1 year ago
It's not a matter of where he GRIPS IT!!!
RogueFighter15 1 year ago
i swear, these guys are masters of comedy!
:D
juliaw4 1 year ago
i love how if i watch any of my vids of me hanging out with my friends it has a video suggestion for monty python hahaha <3
PittyYouAlot666 1 year ago
I nearly broke a rib laughing the first time I saw this :) Still very funny now after all these years.
timdalf 1 year ago
NightshadeScouts 1 year ago 3
@NightshadeScouts continued lol
"wut a swallow carryin a coconut?"
"it could grip it by the husk"
"its not a matter of where it grips it: its a matter of wieght ratio.A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut."
fkin epic lol
NightshadeScouts 1 year ago
@NightshadeScouts thanks. i didn't quite get that when i watched the fucking video -.-'
aantiawp 1 year ago 4
@NightshadeScouts
It's "may seek warmer climates in winter"
MX86Pongo1002 1 year ago
@MX86Pongo1002 i had issues -.-'
NightshadeScouts 1 year ago
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Benny Hill considered funnier than Monty Python by two staions (WOR and WLVI)----Cleese is an inbred retard!
Bestmanme08 1 year ago
mmmm hahaha mmm let me just think its beautiful, your beautiful on a warm summers day the smell of fresh flowers and honey engulfing me and the sun is beaming down on me and i just feel uterus at one with the world and this is apparent in this clip =) byeeee for pieeee
BUFOISMYLIFE 1 year ago
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nice comeback Arthur :)
TheWonderStraw 1 year ago
lol Monty Python makes the best movies for having such a low budget. And I love how they used the same castle for every castle scene, just at different angles.
soccerstar5930 1 year ago 4
This is so awesome hahaha best movie ---
Shnoogadabydum 1 year ago
"It's a simple question of Weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut! In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"
JessFromMead 1 year ago
Classic humor of the dialogue.
TheCanKeeper 1 year ago
This is my favorite movie!!!
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tonishavest42 1 year ago
I don't know if it's true or not but I read somewhere that the budget for the film wouldn't run to having horses in it and some of the Python's couldn't ride anyway, so they decided to use coconuts and then thought "how are we going to explain coconuts being in England?". This section was the result.
AlexisCapri 1 year ago
@AlexisCapri ya that actually happened! =D They didn't have the money to buy horse's or the budget to transpot them.
smhaenlly 1 year ago 3
None of them ever thought that the coconut could have been *imported*?
wohdinhel 1 year ago
Monty Python = hilarious. :D
SonicFan091 1 year ago
can someone reccoment me some movie like monthy python? or anything with this kinda awesome humor? =D
OmgItsAnett 1 year ago
@OmgItsAnett man monty python and the holy grail, and the meaning of life r the best two
KoenigIsKingFL 1 year ago
@KoenigIsKingFL Life Of Brian is the best of all of them.
Salguine 1 year ago
@OmgItsAnett mel brooks movies.
cak102 1 year ago
@OmgItsAnett Young Frankenstein, if you haven't seen it of course.
estudmn 1 year ago
it makes me sad that the last of the pythons will be dead in no more then 10 years but you know what they say always look on the bright side or life!
roflchopper8 1 year ago