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  • I'm a Christian and I find this very amusing. More power to you. BTW, you have a youtube account to post on (like a a prophet?) and you write comments on it (like scripture?) but, how do I know you're real and somebody didn't make you up? :)

  • i do not know why atheist think they have a right to live

  • It is astounding you choose to pounce on spelling errors versus the message. This is a sign you have no argument and bask in the ability to point out errors in spelling. The coherent argument still stands you just choose not to address it due to spelling…lol It is the easy way out don’t address the argument attack the spelling as it means so much more.

  • your dumb and bias dude

  • @dieselexplsion The word you're looking for is "biased" not bias. Bias is a noun, a thing. Biased is an adjective, a word that describes.

    Stay in school, buddy.

  • @GloomCookie613 thanks i guess

  • @dieselexplsion Also, it's "you're" not your.  Your is possessive, it denotes ownership. You're is a contraction, it stands for you are.

    The sentence you were *trying* to write would look like this if it were done correctly:

    "You're dumb and biased, dude."

  • (in the background the crowed whispers: burnnnnned) lol I think I invented #55

  • as an Orthodox christian, and having proof that our theology is absolutely sound, (Thats as far as christianity goes, not breaching the subject of existence vs. non-existence) because well,lets face it, its never changed and we are the original church, i can say number 54 makes ME mad. because it discredits Christianity as a whole, i know. its annoying. but honestly, we as christians are not supposed to argue theism vs atheism, only to spread the loving message. overall,these are actually funny.

  • @Excelion333 Hey Chris, Are you real, because I have no proof of your existence. we have never seen you before. lol

  • @Shop4poop I have a youtube account, therefore I am.

  • @Excelion333 So does God. lol

  • This is all well and good, but in all seriousness. Religion isn't bad, people who can't stand being disagreed with are. These religious nuts claim that you can't understand God, if that is the case, then how does anyone know what he (or she, cuz we can't be sure) wants from us? Maybe we should just be good to each other instead of trying to cause so much pain, treating each other with kindness might be all we need to do to be happy, and if that doesn't get you into heaven, you can blame it on me

  • The amazing atheist created 1,430 acounts.

  • @skylerrb I am a non believer yes, these won't piss us off they will just make us laugh, kind of a joke.

  • In other words be a Christian creationist.

  • How to piss off Christians. 1) Tell them they are 99% atheist since they don't believe in any other religions. 2) Bring up evolution. 3) state any fact, it goes against their religion trust me. 4) Say that God doesn't believe in a higher entity than he so therefore God is an Atheist. I have more.

  • @Curassus I need about 10 more, can I use your name in the video or would you prefer to be anonymous.

  • @Excelion333 i sent you a message with more, and yes you can use my name if you wish to do so.

  • @Curassus 1)Atheism is not believe there is a god or gods, or not Believing in God Himself 2)Evolution is a lie, not one scientific TRUE FACT proves it, and it'd full of contraindications by the millions 3)Find me one TRUE FACT that goes against my FAITH (not religion) and\or the Bible 4)God does believe in Himself, therefore He's not an Atheist. Also God believes in Christ, so that makes Him a Christian.

  • @ruzzdugg Lol i listed a whole bunch of logical fallacies to piss you off, and it worked, although there are mountains of evidence for evolution you just close your eyes and spout bible verses till it goes away Yahweh fanboi

  • @Curassus LOL, LOL, LOL, you're funny. Question first of all did you piss me off? hmm... think about it, umm, think some more, well not one droplet. All you did was say some lies and i pointed out what's really true. If you tell a petrolhead, who's into cars that a Bugatti has only a W12 engine, well guess what? He'll tell you that it's got a W16 because it does. As for that capitals, it's just to emphasis some points and you can't use italics or bold here. But thanks for the laugh either way.

  • @Curassus Yep that'll piss me off except for #3. If it was a fact, I would acknowledge it as true. Otherwise I'd show you where it is not a fact

  • @Th3Apparition How about Evolution

  • @Curassus its a theory. its impossible to prove as a fact

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  • @Th3Apparition It has been proven, you just blind yourself. Gravity is a theory too, be skeptical about that as well and misconstrue the real meaning of theory so you can float away.

  • @Curassus well if evolution has been proven, where did the matter that caused the big bang come from? And if a mutation that adds to DNA is required to go from one kind to another, how come we have never found any that do that?

  • @Th3Apparition The Big Bang has nothing to do with Evolution, they're two different fields of science. as for the second question, rephrase unless you are using the "give examples of new information to the genome via mutation or evolutionary process" i can give you a link to the answer.

    want proof? transitional fossils, genetic parallels, how every plant and animal is where it is expected to be if evolution was correct. all you did was spew creationist straw men.

  • @Curassus: Whether the Big Bang has to do with evolution or not depends whether you define "evolution" as a universal or a terrestric matter. Yet, astronomers are actually talking of the "evolution of the universe". - They obviously do not refer to the evolutionary process of life on earth, but they compare the universe's development with an evolutionary process.

  • @GGGNVideos Yeah I know but the evolution i describe is the biological sense, although cosmic or stellar evolution is up for debate, I admit i haven't looked into either field because I am majoring in Biology. astrophysics, astrology, and cosmology are not my strong suit.

    funny the other guy has nothing to say after this though.

  • @Curassus: No offense, I just snapped in. - In case you have a minute: Try to get the rough picture, it's certainly time well-spent and you'll immediately see why they call it "evolution" as well. Try to get some documentation - I'd love to give you stg to refer to, but I'm German, so mostof the stuff I could mention here were in German anyway...

  • @GGGNVideos I definitely will look into it, I am sure if i google search it I can find an unbiased website explaining it all, thanks :)

  • @Th3Apparition: We have found plenty of examples in which mutation changed the length of chromosomes. Where do you get your information from?

  • but me easiset way to piss you christian guy ? open your bible pull my dick off and pee on it or make jesus picture as my toilet paper UMADBRO ? too easy

  • Actually, Atheism IS a belief(yeah yeah yeah, I know, it's a negative belief blah blah blah). It is the belief that I know better and my logic and reason are to be trusted more than some book of fairy tales that was written by war mongering bigots who were sexist, racist, and Schizophrenic! This is the funniest shit I have heard all fucking day.

  • 51 made me laugh

  • cosmological argument: Every finite and contingent being has a cause. A causal loop cannot exist. A causal chain cannot be of infinite length.  Therefore, a First Cause (or something that is not an effect) must exist.

  • @chyeabench A causal chain can't be of infinite length. Then a first cause/creator hasn't always existed. Please explain WHAT created the first cause.

  • @DracoBlack2 Disciple by Slayer :3

  • I am trying to see why atheists don't believe in god but there is NO REASON WHATSOEVER that you have to disbelieve in god, and besides the quran, the bible, and the torah all guarantee a good afterlife, what if god doesnt exist and heaven or hell dont exist we will experience nothingness right? but what if god exists and you people will regret what you have done in this world and go to hell, only an idiot would take a big risk like that, if i were you I would accept islam to be on the safe side.

  • @walid334 What you are talking about is (Pascals wager) look it up, it is a fallacy.

  • @walid334 Read about Pascal's wager.

    What will happen to Muslims if christianity is real ?

    Instead of worrying about the possibility of an after life, Wake Up & start living in the Real World !

  • @walid334

    maybe because some people stopped believed in fairytales? it's really simple.. it's 21th century, we have no reason whatsoever to belive in condtraciting itself bible.

  • @walid334 if i were you, i would fuck off

  • @walid334 What if it's not islam? What if it's christianity? or Judaism? Or Hinduism? Or Scientology? Then you would go to hell anyways. Eternity in hell. That's a great way for God to show he loves all his people right?

  • @walid334 what if the Egyptian gods are true.. are you planning to mummify yourself after you die or face eternity in the underworld? what if the matrix is true.. are you planning to escape before the program is reset?.. no? then why do you focus on god when the possibility of his existence is just the same as any other unproven stories out there which promises eternal suffering if you dont accept them?

  • The only real way to piss off an Atheist is to call them an extremist or a fundamentalist.

    Which they are, along with theists.

    Atheists think they're something special, they're not, they're thicker than theists in my opinion. They've been radicalised and they follow the strictest doctrine ever known, and many bow down to their deity, Richard Dawkins.

    Aren't they ironic?

    =]

    Agnosticism..the only sane, rational way forward.

  • @RichyBMelodies There isn't a doctrine Atheism & Atheism has no tenets. It's nothing more than the rejection of theism. Rejection of theism has existed long before Richard Dawkins came into existence. Many People who reject theism never heard of Richard Dawkins. Many theists have been indoctrinated into believing religious dogma without question.

  • @tranquility4all At least you don't disagree that you're an fundamentalist/extremist.

  • @RichyBMelodies I disagree with Your ASSessment. I'm not a fundamentalist / extremist. Just what type of fundamentalist/ extremist do You think I am ? Whatever gave You the impression that I'm a fundamentalist/ extremist ? You sound like an Individual who rushes to judgement before gathering information or asking questions.

  • @tranquility4all You seem so defensive in the favour or Atheism and so I assumed you were one. If this is not the case then fine but, all Atheists are extremists and thats inarguable.

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  • @tranquility4all Ok for some reason you removed your latest comment. But in response to your statement: Surely somebody who fundamentally believes something they don't know for sure has been radicalised an amount?

    The FUNDAMENTAL belief of an atheist is that there is no God, they're fundamentalists.

    Agnosticism admits it doesnt know, and that's everyone, nobody knows. If you say you do (Which atheists do by claiming there is no God), they're extremists.

    It's so simple

  • @RichyBMelodies Atheism is the rejection of theist claims. It isn't a belief. It's a rejection of what theists believe. Theists believe a god exists but don't have evidence too support their belief. Are all theists fundamentalists/ extremists ? Not all atheists claim to know a god doesn't exist. They question or reject the claim because it's not supported with evidence. If You claim all Atheists are extreme fundamentalist, Then You should claim all theists are extreme fundamentalists.

  • @RichyBMelodies My pt. is Atheism isn't a belief. It's a rejection of what theists believe. Atheism doesn't make claims. It has no tenets. Theism is a belief in a god. Atheism is a rejection of that belief. The only thing that's simple is Your inability to understand the meaning of Atheism. A previous comment was removed because of 2 typos which may have misrepresented my comment. Agnosticism is the belief that nothing can be known to prove or refute a claim

  • @RichyBMelodies Here's an example which may explain Atheism. If You make a claim that a god exists & I say don't believe Your claim even though I can't refute Your claim, Am I an extreme fundamentalist atheist ? A person is an Atheist who rejects theist claims. A person isn't an extreme fundamentalist Atheist because they can't prove all gods don't exist. Extreme fundamentalism is accepting a claim without evidence NOT questioning or rejecting the claim because it isn't supported with evidence.

  • @tranquility4all Invalid argument because evidence is subjective. What somebody considers evidence, you might not. Atheists are extremists.

  • @RichyBMelodies Atheists are extremists ? Invalid ASSertion. You can choose to reject evidence. However Evidence can confirm claims, Faith doesn't. Theists don't present evidence to support their claims. They accept claims based on blind faith & willful ignorance. Theists are Extremists & many are Irrational Extremists.

  • @RichyBMelodies Evidence is subjective ? What do You classify faith as ? Are You so naive to suggest it's more extreme to reject claims which are based on faith than to accept them ? You can choose to reject evidence. You shouldn't posit faith is more relevant than evidence.

  • @RichyBMelodies You see that the reverse of your logic is true right? "Agnosticism admits it doesnt know, and that's everyone, nobody knows." Plenty of Christians have told me they 100% know they'll go to heaven and I'll go to hell, ideologies are tricky.

  • @RichyBMelodies you're an extremist because you believe with faith, you don't need proof you have a reporters gut instinct. that and a $1.75 will get you a hot cup of coffee.

  • say that atheism is a faith= that really annoys them

  • @dancthegr You're right, atheism is a faith. They have faith in what they believe, their doctrine, therefor it is a faith. If he disagrees with you tell him he's radicalised and you don't speak to extremists.

  • How to piss off a THEIST:... "Your 'god' watches you when you masturbate".

  • @XperiencesOfXistence Right........... so the fact that there is the periods B.C. and A.D. suggest that everyone is a dumbass and all history teachers are impotent freaks with nothing better to do, not to mention the centuries ofLEADERS and SIGNIFICANT people who still stand by this. Youre going to tell ME that i am WRONG? Well sorry to spoil your party ad burst your BUBBLE but it is the FACT! GOD IS REAL.

  • @andrewasle many use B.C.E. now, pal. not just b.c. 'BEFORE CHRISTIAN ERA'. and there are no gods existing outside the human mind. i just bursted your ego's bubble. trust me, this atheist will crush your ego's hymen faster than a jew picking up a penny off the sidewalk.

  • @andrewasle No, it's not a fact. Please look up the definition of the word.

    Ok I'll help you out. Here it is. Please read it.

    noun

    1.

    something that actually exists; reality; truth: Your fears have no basis in fact.

  • i love this cuz i know alot of atheists

  • xDxDxDxDxD Genius...

  • you are a retard

  • 1:44 ALL OF MY RAGE

  • alright, i'll admit the god doesnt believe in athiest thing was kinda funny...

  • umadbro?

  • Funny video and I love Beethoven.

  • #10 - Drink the last beer in the fridge!!??!!??

    are you crazy? that could cause a world war in Wisconsin

  • @ufowisconsin "a world war in wisconsin" lol

  • @kernalbanders If the flying spaghetti only exists in the hearts and minds of people around the world, who's to say that's nonexistent?

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  • @kernalbanders When you say "hearts" you mean mind I assume since the heart has the purpose of pumping blood. From what you're saying that God only exists in the minds of some people,that is completely correct. The brain is very complex and very complicated, it can make things that are untrue and incorrect seem 100% true and valid. There are those who believe many nonsensical things, and those that are what we consider retarded because of chemical changes and differences in the brain from norm.

  • @kernalbanders

    STOP preaching & START presenting EVIDENCE to support Your ASSertion.

    Belief in the existence of a god is the universal panacea for People who can't cope with reality.

  • @kernalbanders If batman lives in my heart it does not make him real, your belief in god is not proof of any kind. I would say we have as much proof he's non existent as you have that he is. Your "proof" that he exists in the hearts of people is funny and it makes me laugh. 

  • @kernalbanders the leading cause of murder is the belief in god. it goes like this

    "do you believe in god?" "no" BAM! *dead*

    "do you believe in god?" "yes" "do you believe in my god?" "no" BAM! *dead* "MY GOD HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOUR GOD!"

    yeah you know thats right and completely accurate

  • lmfao this is the first good "joke" video I've seen on youtube

  • Who made an complex god that extorts his worshippers

  • This makes me love Jesus even more than I do now.

  • funny but the music is pretty terrible

  • To funny! I've heard nearly every one of them..

  • you're a genius. thank you.

    oh and i would also like to commend you on your ability to approach this video through the perspective of a pious person... i doubt a christian would ever consider considering our point of view. thank you for not being ignorant.

  • I don't believe in god, and I have had a lot of people actually use some of these on me, and their shear ignorance to use some of the stupid arguments really pissed me off, cause I don't find it funny in some instances to be reminded that the people that use some of the stupid arguments live in the same country as me. I am fine with smart Christians, but where I live, they are few and far between.

  • Hahaha! Love this video! The only people that are matched in fervor with hard core christians is hard core atheists. I dont understand atheists, heck i dont understand some christians.

  • #32 makes perfect sense if you think like a lot of people, who don't understand assumptions don't work mathematically, because they never properly learned Boolean algebra.

  • @daNDayati That's right. Go ahead and show how just 2 responses have made you mad. I won't lose any sleep cause I know that God is real. Maybe you should try seaching for God. It might do you some good.

  • @daNDayati Well I can sleep at night. Cause I know if I live I have God to see me through the day. If I die, then I get to go to heaven to be with God.

  • No. This is a video to make atheist laugh until they tinkle in their pants.

    Atheists only need one step to pissing off creationist...

    1. Show the creationist the evidence.

  • @SuperDuperAtheist Go ahead. Show me the evidence.

  • I thought this was really funny. Most people don't laugh because it's true though. :)

  • This guy would Win at ANY athiest,

    Thanx bro, it really helped lol :D

  • how to piss off a christian :)

    /watch?v=urlTBBKTO68&list=FL_p­7fZ2GdF3rnBIqDIWxvbQ&feature=m­h_lolz

  • I liked number 43 the best and how God does not believe in atheist....Praise the Lord! Although you forgot when "us" Christians give you that look and say....Bless your heart:)

  • 55. Post a poorly made video using the same sampled song EVERYONE else uses when they don't know how to make a "video"

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  • You know here's my take on it. If God and Christ are great, good caring beings, they would be understanding of people. I honestly cannot in my heart honestly say that I believe God exists, or that Christ was his son. On judgement day, when Christ comes back to earth he will see lots of good people, who do the right thing for others with a smile on their faces, but oh, they pursue the truth instead of allowing themselves to be bullied into what others tell them to think, so, hell for them!

  • Christians don't troll, there just stupid and believe everything

  • @NemonicLee

    Oh, sorry, I can't really answer that anymore. I'm an agnostic pantheist. Whats the point in believing in a creator that does nothing? There's no difference between no god, and a sedentary god. LOL So yea, now I'm basically just a polite atheist in disguise.

  • GODIDIT!!!

  • god is man made. deal with it.

  • 34) God can not reveal himself with any real proof because that removes the need of faith!

  • HAHAHA Acid sarcasm 100% :P good one!

  • HAAA, ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE

  • NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How did species survive if their vital structures, organs, reproductive system were still evolving? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic and biological similarities between species.

  • @Mogley52 ive been trying to explain that idea to atheists for so long.....they believe in impossible adaptation. they dont understand adaptation constitutes your actions and not your genetics.

  • @DLeeMusik Keep on "explaining" that buddy, cause no one is gonna listen. Evolution is a scientifically verifiable fact whether you like it or not. However, you don't need to be an atheist to accept it. In fact, the Catholic church embraces the theory.

  • @ApatheticOmniscience adaptation is a fact. growing new appendages and changing your entire skeletal structure, respiratory system, circulatory by means of genetic mutations is the opposite of a fact. the catholic church embraces evolution? u mean the same catholic church that says Jesus is the way and then also says the pope is Jesus himself and should be worshiped as God? the same church that places divine characteristics on Mary, promotes idol worship and continues Jesus' sacrifice over and

  • @DLeeMusik I care not for the religious practices of the Catholic church. Your time spent belittling them is meaningless to me. However, adaptation is evolution. Microevolution is only macroevolution on a larger timescale. To argue otherwise would be self-contradictory. Self-contradictory claims belong to the same group you so contemptuously place Catholicism in. So please, don't insult yourself.

  • @ApatheticOmniscience haha u dont care for them but u seem to use them as examples to prove evolution haha how stupid are you. adaptation isnt evolution adaptation is ACTIONS not PHYSICAL CHANGES. microevolution hmmm ok so has any of these bacterial organisms turned into anything other than bacteria? has any micro organism started to turn into anything with a brain cell? to argue otherwise would be self contradictory? contradictory to what? ur the guy in class with no friends whos considered a

  • @DLeeMusik *sigh* You're such a typical creationist. Lacking the basic understanding for the things you so desperately try to disprove.

    And now you've resorted to name calling? A "guy in class with no friend"? Are you serious? Is that really your best argument? Can you at least try to act like a human being? Why do all you creationists act the same way? It's getting old dude. Trolling doesn't work on me. I'm sorry, but I have better things rather to waste time educating kids like you

  • @DLeeMusik

    You obviously don't understand evolution, however, I pity uneducated members of society, so I'll be courteous enough to help yah out.

    Step 1: Go to wikipedia

    Step 2: Look up "evolution"

    Step 3: Read and enjoy

    Hope that helps.

  • @ApatheticOmniscience wikepedia....HAHAHA. i dont talk to idiots like you hahaha you just beat yourself

  • @DLeeMusik As I expected... You refuse to learn. Continue to live as you wish, but blatant idiocy does not fair well in society my friend.

    Ehh, at least I can say that I tried, it makes me feel somewhat accomplished. I hope one day you'll seek a proper education and finally be a beneficial member to society. Until then, you're just a troll. A troll that deserves not a second more of my time.. So, I think I'm done here, g'day.

    -AO

  • @ApatheticOmniscience keep on believing trillions and trillions of mutations can happen and all be beneficial even though the only mutations around today are retardation and negative effects. keep believing a bacteria cell can create the entire diversity of the earth you idiot. keep being spoon fed. im also receiving a higher education than you with a higher gpa smug little poser.

  • @DLeeMusik it's obviously not "high" enough...

  • @kicoyfaced91 totally forgot about this was out partying all weekend its halloween go get a life u losers

  • @ApatheticOmniscience "nerd" yet you have no intellect and make irrelevant claims to accusations that havent even been addressed or even implied. its sad. i really feel bad for the "nerds" that arent smart. nothing going for them.

  • @ApatheticOmniscience over again even though its condemned? the same church that contradicts everything it says? the same catholic church that accepts other religions such as taoism, buddhism, even gypsies and fortune tellers as equals? wow evolution must be true then. ha.

  • ARE FOSSILS REALLY MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD? Popular Internet article examines assumptions concerning fossil deposition as well as built-in assumptions involved in modern radiometric dating (not used for dating fossils but other rocks), and arguments from starlight and time. Discusses lack of true transitional forms in the fossil record and lack of "age" sequence of the fossil layers. Discussion of mixed species (i.e. dinosaur, reptile, mammal fossils in the same stratum).

  • APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from ape-like creatures anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from four-legged-pawed dog-like creatures. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.

  • HUMAN-CHIMP DNA MYTH: The actual similarity is between 70-87% not 99.8% as commonly believed. The original research stating 99.8% similarity was based on ignoring contradicting evidence. Read the article, "Evaluating the Human-Chimp DNA Myth--New Research Data" at the Institute for Creation Research Site. The similarities are better explained due to a common Designer Who designed similar functions for similar purposes, rather than chance. Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!

  • SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST prevents macro-evolution. Natural selection wouldn't preserve the evolution of new traits because they wouldn't have any survival value. A partially-evolved hand evolving from a previous trait, partially-evolved tissues, organs, biological structures would make a species unfit for survival. There are no fossils of partially-evolved species. All species of plants and animals in the fossil record are complete and fully-formed. They came into existence as complete!

  • NEW SPECIES: Although new species have come into existence, they don't carry any new genes. They've become new species only because they can't be crossed back with the original parent stock for various biological reasons. A biological "kind" allows for new species but not new genes. Nature has no ability to invent new genes for new traits. Only limited variations and adaptations are possible in nature, and all strictly within a biological "kind" (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.).