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  • I remember when my mom found my stash. scariest day of my life I was scared when I got home and saw that my stash was gone I just left again.

  • im 12 years old and im defenetly not gay ,i totally agree with u woody gay people are not respected although they should be there not and the best thing to do is to stay in the closet .

  • @Shazzzerman >:(

  • for everyone have a nice relationship with your parents trust me i have friends that are always grounded cause their parents always found out but i am never grounded cause i tell them everything they know with who i am if i have a girlfriend or not and stuff like that they know that i drink alcohol and they just tell me to watch out trust me it's great to have parents like that

  • Hahaha bisexual? What fuckin weirdo

  • @Shazzzerman Dude, I think you have to get out of your own little world, these kind of people are all around you. The fact that you don't realize that it probably because you spend all your time on the XBOX.

  • @dragonlord979 mate i don't even play cod, i play fifa. the only reason i watch mail monday are for the hilarious questions that woody has to answer. say su'in

  • check out my channel you wont be disappointed 

  • Woody man dont worry nitrous is laughing gas im 13 and i had to be put on it cause they knew i wouldnt take a shot without it just mellows you out dont ever worry and you put her back in school same day i get the whole day off if its early lol

  • @jjaakkobb Haha made my day

  • check out our channel now!!!! AAH

  • they took the ..........VIDEO GAMES?!?!

  • Woody please answer me I dont want to be mean but do you use a capture card to do these videos please amswer or someone else out there I really want to make viedoes like you best gamer woody thanks :D

  • Batty man fi dead!!

  • I just watch the gameplay

  • Bisexual people are awesome. Seriously lol. I have some bi friends and they're all some of the best people I know =).

  • i hate how guys hate gays but love lesbians?

  • @thepwningeggnog would you rather watch 2 guys ass-fucking or 2 chicks goig at it?

  • @ProDubstepGamer neither

  • i fukin hate homophobes whether you like guys or girls who cares were all human god

  • any one read the tags lol

  • How do you send a message to you woody

  • One of my close friends came out of the closet.I couldn't sleep for days because i was so surprised. No one gives him a hard time but we do joke around about him being gay though.

  • you were getting raped cos you were against an Optic!

  • Woody, you were such a PubStar back then! ;) i like that

  • woody can you add me on xbox my gt is ld0g99 w/a zero i play mw2 big fan

  • @TheSemperfi99 He won't add you. No big commentators will add you.

  • z�s�d1y+� haxor

  • Anyone have a link to that video Woody was talking about that Hutch did about his breakup? Can't seem to find it.

  • marijuana is not bad hell my dad told me if i wanted to smoke pot he wouldnt judge as long as im not on dope

  • @jhop4life you have a weird family

  • @EskclanCOD why? my dad said that because he knew if i wanted to do it i woud no matter what he says and atleast im not on any rea bad drugs marijuana can not hurt you cigarettes can kill you and should not be legal while weed should be legal because it wont harm you mentally or physically

  • @jhop4life Completely false. Although weed isn't as bad as it's made out to be what with it's social down-look and it's illegality, it can still harm you. Especially if you smoke it and especially if you do it regularly for a long period of time. The smoke from weed is somewhere between 2-8 times more damaging to your lungs than tobacco smoke, but aslong as you're using weed responsibly you will probably be okay. You can still get mentally addicted and suffer bronchitis/cancer though, so careful

  • @N0striI true but you will die faster from tobacco than you would weed and it really doesnt need to be illegal but cigarettes should

  • @jhop4life Exactly right. Weed smokers tend to smoke one joint a week or so, smokers will smoke maybe 10-20+ a day. So weed smokers tend to be alot healthier, and there are actually benefits from it. If you really want to try it then go for it, but know that you can become mentally (not physically) addicted to it. Don't become a pothead and you should be good

  • @N0striI i know and i intend on not trying it but i'm just making my point

  • @N0striI i am sorry, but that fact you have above is wrong, weed causes little to no damage to lungs. there have been lots of studies.

  • @callmecheddar Hmm, many sources say different things. I have heard that there has never been a weed-related lung cancer case, yet other sources say that lung cancer is more like in weed smokers than tobacco smokers. There are polarized groups of scientists on this, so I can't be sure whether the fact is completely reliable. However the fact that weed smokers have maybe 1 joint a week and smokers can smoke 40+ a day makes the damage of the smoke almost irrelevant anyway. So I agree to an extent.

  • my school (14 and 15 year olds) has a few bisexual boys and they are still accepted and not bullied

  • @xChris97 really? where do you live because i live in philadelphia and if you are quiet or atleast not really loud everyone automaticly would call you gay

  • u are like Dr Phil :)

  • @zWorenc woody is not like dr phil he some what of a god

  • why black ops

  • @Ghosstof117 um okay.... O.o

  • Gays... *shudder*

  • @SuperC2414 homophobe

  • im bi and im a girl and i do think it is more exceptable for a girl to be bi then a guy. but girls still do get judged for their sexuality. ive often times have been told that bisexuality isnt real and that im a lesbain that just wont come out completly. those ppl are just ignorant. ignore them and it does get better. at first i struggled but to this day my mother still doesnt know and i dont plan on telling her unless it came to the point of me being engaged to a girl. so you really dont need

  • @Emmy2555 i like lesbians/ bisexual females :)

  • @Emmy2555 need to :)

  • Sir, its actully 2/3. in america :(

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  • i don't think bi girls have it any easier than bi guys, especially in all girl schools.

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  • Where can i ask a question..?

    i have an interesting one..

  • @tarekk89 You PM woody with the tilte: Mail monday or something like that.

  • @tarekk89 send your message to WoodysGamertag

  • @GamingIlluminated im not gay and im not bi but i find a lot of people in the gaming community homophobic , for example say someone got a kill on a try hard they usully ( sorry for bad spelling ) say something like "that was so gay" BTW are you guy or girl ?

  • I'm bi and I love it. Homophobes are just ignorant twats that can fornicate with a cactus.

  • bisexuals and gay are work of te demon, they should be killed

    - God

  • @Josuf2 I cant believe what you just said! You evil twat! If god is so good and wonderfull why would he want to kill people who is attracted to the same sex! WAW! People like you i hate. Name 1 reason how gay people are 'evil'

  • @SheepTheKiller don't worry about him, i looked at his channel and all he does is just hate on woody's vids. hes a complete retard and has no respect for anyone but himself. just tell him to burn in hell and it probably will happen :D

  • @Josuf2 Show me where you read this bullshit

  • @Josuf2 Troll

  • hey woody today i went positive in cod are you proud of me

  • wtf u dont hide kush in ur house u hide it in a secret place where no one will look

  • 1st off..... howd you get weed?

  • @MrBigbob06 links bro

  • fuckit . As soon someone knows about someone being gay they never think of them in them the same way ever again. I'd stay in the closet if I was him.

  • did thay take your weed? cos theres NO Fuckin Way i could go withOut games when im at home with no weed. Jeez...Fuck that

  • why is everything on here like depressing..why can it be like dear woody i bought a unicorn today can you help me make it fly higher? thanks

  • lol did anyone else see vikstar123 at the end :P haha xD

  • my mom walked in on me when i was drinking and smoking in the garage then she closed the door and walked away two minutes later my step dad came down and told me to get a new place to live at first i thought he was joking but he was serious so now im living with my best friend have no family members around me anymore and even my brother and sister wont talk to me. What should i do wood

  • Hey woody, ignore the name. It's my moms old account.

  • i agree with the staying in the closet. why put your shit on blast? your never gonna see anyone in high school again so why put yourself through that hell.

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  • I love the guy with the golden gun ......... that sounded wrong

  • My best friends Bi. I dont even care. He's awesome and hilarious, and his sexualitys not gonna change that. those who judge by sexual preferences are ignorant bastards and can go fornicate with a iron stick.

  • @SSBconfusesMe Exactly. :D

  • @SSBconfusesMe JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY DO!!!

  • @SSBconfusesMe blame the catholics and mormons. they would shun the gays at the slightest and bisexuals included.

  • @SSBconfusesMe i'd love to be friends with you

  • ANY ONE WANT TO EDIT FOR ME!!!! please send me a pm if interested :) also looking for a sponsor :)

  • Woody......you are the second most AWESOME human being i know......after my mum ;D

  • FOR THE DRUGS ALCOOHOL THING, I USE TO TAKE WEED, " E :,. SPEED MUSH ECT.

    MY PARENTS DIDNT KNOW AND 1 DAY MY COUSIN CALLED MY MOM AND TOLD EVERYTHING. I WAS REALLY PIST AT FIRST BUT NOW I THANK HIM BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU THINK THAT YOU PARENTS ARE GOIG TO KILL THEY WONT THEY WILL BE DICIPOINTED BUT THATS IT YOU WILL GAIN THERE TRUST BACK AND YOU WILL COMBAT YOUR ADDICTION ECT.

    PLEASE LIKE FOR OTHERS TO SEE.

  • Woody, I'm from Mexico and my parents and I are illegal immigrants. Two days ago, the police deported them and I managed to hide in the bath tub. I broke into a house and am leaving this comment and hoping that you can help me, so, how do I avoid the police?

  • love these too much.

  • Your parents should realize that marijuana isn't a big deal, that it's not how crazy police or media describe it. "You can't believe everything that you hear"

  • YAY VIKSTAR123 was in your team :D:D:D:D

  • U smoke behind your parents back so I am happy u got slapped in the face with your own dick....in your next life.....If u have 1 u know way not to do

  • bisexual girls are a little more understandable, and there uasully sexy lmao

  • dear woody, i was born with nothing beeteween my legs. please help

  • pre oder u got a chance of getting a day before amazon uk

  • I agree with woody on the first subject. Highschool and or school in general is not a good place to be open about that kind of thing. Not at this time. Nowadays lots of people are very mean and cruel. I would if at all come out in college. BUTTTT make sure you know that your friends and family support that. Maybe ask questions indirectly.

  • oh. I didn't realize it was that hard. my parents have cut off all financial support to my sister and stopped talking to her altogether because she decided to move in with her boyfriend without their blessing. she's 21 and in college right now; without a job. I feel bad for her after this video.

  • you c4ed juicey! Why!?

  • Oh yea bisexual chicks!!!

  • @xXCrosssfireKidXx omg i luv being bi buy bi guys ew

  • @xXCrosssfireKidXx which means she'd be for a 3 way w/ another chick! :D

  • No disrespect to your advice but I know things have changed since you were in high school about 1/10th of my highschool is openly gay or bi and they don't get bullied for it, once someone made fun of my friend for being gay and HE'S the one that got beat up because people are more accepting

  • Hey shut up there's nothing wrong about gay people there the same as other people just not liking girls

  • Dear woody Im 19 and have been dating a girl for 3 years it may sound crazy but shes the girl i

    Can see myself with the rest of my life. The problem is I lost my virginty to this girl and want to experience other girls first to

    Make sure shes the right one but have no idea how to tell her this without breaking her heart. Ughhh please help thanks

  • @TheGamer19991 wow homophobe much?

  • dear woody i am almost 13 and my lifes kinda going south, im moving cuz my dad got transfered >:( and that is causing my parents to fight. also i hav a girlfriend and she is a little troubled. she cuts herself (same as me) but hers is getting worst. shes very bipolar (im not positive but she seems like it) me and her have been getting into lots of fights lately and we hav only been goin out for a month inna half. back to movin, my dad and i hav been fighting bout this and even fist fights HELP

  • @TheFishman999 ur 12 and u got a gf??? it wont last so just move on in life

  • @GREYGRIT1 don't say that, I have a friend who has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years, she lives with his sister because her parents didn't have a problem with it.

  • @GREYGRIT1 hah sure

  • @GREYGRIT1 i had a relationship when i was 11 (girlfriend) and it lasted the whole school year (like 8-9 months) then we realised, that we should wait a little bit.

  • @GREYGRIT1 ummm. not to start an argument here but... my parents have ben together since they were 13 and they're like 30. why lower peoples slef asteem?

  • @LPmelaniphy He just means a majority. But from the description the first kid gave; it will not last. Just like most school relationships.

  • @LPmelaniphy my parents have been together since they were 27 and now theyre 53, beat that

  • @GREYGRIT1 i disagree. my parents have been together since they were 13. dont break the kids heart

  • i had that same problem at your age and think about it. your 13. you have your whole life ahead of you. Alot to

    do so when you cut yourself you get scars that are permanent. that isn't something you would want to remember your whole life. As for the girlfriend if she is really bipolar then she needs therapy. and she needs to know that here family And friends are there for her.when your 13 - 21 you should enjoy life. not have fights,cut yourself or get caught up in relationship's that hurt you.

  • @TheFishman999 your dad shouldnt be hitting you with his fist if youre only 13

  • @TheFishman999 ur only 12 calm down...and how do you fist fight ur dad ur only 12

  • @TheFishman999 Well, you sir are fucked and are just digging a deeper hole for yourself. Lose the chick since 1. Your probably in like middleschool and it won't last. 2.The spelling and grammar doesn't make you seem mature enough to even know what love is and 3. Being around someone like her isn't going to help you at home if you're feeling depressed especially if she's just a fucked up as you. It's pretty blunt but it's the truth.

  • @TheMysticMushrooms just because the dude has better grammar than you!

  • @TheFishman999 you fail at life

  • LOL grounded? what is this is he 10

  • Is to much masturbation bad for your health? Please REPLY!

  • @MrAffyTaffy no, it's healthy

  • @MrAffyTaffy no not at all. unless maybe you do it like 25 times a day

  • @Tankasaurus23

    No hes jusy saying the lord thinks of "gays" as an abomanation

  • Woody usek'n the C4

  • find a gay teen who commits suicide who didnt have problems other than being gay. if a kid commits suicide it isnt because hes just gay. sticks and stones bitches. and gays are an abomination in the sight of the lord.

  • @APkillgamer wow really sticks and stones huh im sure thats easy for you to say, I bet you arnt bullied every day as they are for just being born that way.

  • hi

    

  • most girls that say their bi are liars

  • @night4345 true

    

  • Woody, please give me advice. My friend has a similar problem with the marijuana thing, except he's a smoker. When his parents found out, the screamed and cried about their delinquent child. Ever since, he has resorted to cutting himself and has began to talk of suicide. What should I do? Please, I really need help before I lose my best friend.

  • why did ur respawn take time? u were playing domination ??

  • (continued)... from gay and bisexual people shouldn't be given the time of day from anyone. And i personally follow this rule, despite being a straight 17 year old guy. This person should be coming out of the closet to both family and friends, judging who to tell first and coming out to more people either when the time comes or they feel comfortable enought to tell. This website telling you it's ok to be an out of the closet ADULT is the biggest load of shit i've ever heard.

  • i normally LOVE these things, but i cannot disagree with your advice to stay in the closet at all, a lot of this depends on the exact situation in which this person is in. Most secondary school students that i have come across in the UK would be fine with biosexuality, that said there would most likely be some teasing. It may be different in the US and either way would differ from school to school. But they should never keep it from parents. Anyone who doesn't have enough time... (continued)

  • @1407BENJAMIN JUST BE GOOD

  • if you are a girl in high school and bi SCREAM IT OUT LOUD and you will have a BETTER not worse life

  • @theraino69 that would only work for a female though, lol.

  • holy crap woody dont do one like that gay kid ever again thats not cool i dont give a shit about gays id rather listen to something important.

  • @WoodysGamertag I just went through the parental trust thing, and I was getting really depressed, amd I want to say thank you. Your video really helped me.

  • Dear woody im 13 years old and my parents are divorced i live with my mom, and we are kind of strugling. It's a little hard to afford the rent or the car payment and so right now is a difficult time what to I do to help

  • @MrDutch1337 Look at Woodys "Fricken girls, soldier divorce, parental money" that should help.

  • @MrDutch1337 I know what Woody will say . (I think) . You're 13 dude , it's not up to you to help with stuff like that . You're far too young . The only thing you could possibly do to help is like not get mad if your Mum won't buy you things all the time . But I'm pretty sure you don't do that :) . Hope this help a little .

  • I can't believe I missed the COCK tourney. ( did I spell that right? )

  • My mom found my weed and my dad took every form of communicating with people (besides school) away for 2 months... It was the lonelies time of my 17 years.

  • @666cellomaniac u want some advise dont smoke weed

  • I had alot of missing words lol

  • Not sure if it applies but if you confront bullies or people that hurt you in any way and show them that you are as strong or stronger then them mentally worked for me I was bullied and the person followed me in and he pushed me 3 times then I pushed him down and asked him why he thought he could push me around and what provoked him and he said because of the things you say now what ever happened to I am rubber you are glue I mean iv learned to ignore harsh comments so why can't he

    Msg me or pu

  • 4:30 - Give them apology cookies filled with pot

  • Dear Woody, your a boss

  • my parents found my stash once and my dad just laughed at me while my mom yelled at me...my dad thought it was funny and told me i need to find a better spot so next time my mom doesn't find it...he didn't care because he knew when he was my age he did the same thing but my mom grew up with my drug hating grandma and so she hates them to...i told my mom i wont change because of her catching me and that was the end of that

  • Shiiit my parents beat the shit out of me when they found my weed and that was all

  • Dear Woody,

    I want your cream in my mouth.

  • dear woody,

    im 13 and i go camping every summer with my friends. one friend, selena, invited her own friend, brook. ive liked brook for at least 2 years, until selena figured out i had a cruch on brook. so i told selena i was gonna ask her out, but she said that would ruin our friendship. im not sure if shes saying this cuz she doesnt want me dating her bestfriend, or becuase its true...

    inbox me or put in video

    - Alex

  • are u Dr.Phil good work woody

  • Listening to these stories makes me feel smarter....

  • Dear Woody I find this video easy to masturbate to what should i do please help it wont go down !!!

  • Dear Woody, why do 13 year old boys have the need to tell other 13 year old boys about their 'ZOMG GIANT 12 INCH FOOTLONG MEATSTICK'?

  • @BoomyNote21 Cause on a 13 year olds are on a tight budget and Subway is a great place to get a good deal so its no surprise they talk about their ZOMG GIANT 12 INCH FOOTLONG MEATSTICK

  • Dear Woody,

    I'm 15 going into my 2nd year of high school and I've liked this one girl for a little while, and towards the end of the year last year my best friend that seems like we could be brothers, told me that he likes the same girl and were still friends but what should i do? Oh yeah i like the series

  • '*throws grenade* i'm throwing a link in the description'

  • @PwnedCraig he has a video about being bullied you can watch

  • @blain185 That is sad :( . I understand and parents all blame things that aren't the problem. You have to talk to him I think just cone clean because video games and being a little over weight is no reason for him to say he failed as a father

  • dear woody, i demand bacon!!

    that is all.

  • Lol you're bi and the first thing you do is to tell it to the internet.....