LIFE DOESN'T SUCK (Sometimes)

[jbrowning134]

explaining to me why were easy manipulated because we laugh at him.

Im laughing while he explains it.

[kertzthersking]

Why doesn't his shirt say 69 people like this? 74 has nothing to do with nothing! lol

[13stevejohnson]

i love eating out...

[Yamazaki742]

CATS ARE GOD!!!!!!!!

[tallyhoman911]

i picked a scab like 2 seconds before you said i like picking scabs lol

[LGee89]

Cacti*



[MrMiddleweightchamp]

I love it when I pin some bitches legs behind her head and pound her hole with my cock!! LOL!! BOOYAH!!

[mandisencool]

i agreed on like 90% of what he said

[InSingularity]

Do you have a picture of Nietzsche on your wall?

[InSingularity]

Love the tshirt

[RandomDrone79]

UPDATE: I love bananas

[Whiskypoop]

I love when i fart and it smells like pure shit it brings tears to my eyes.....because of the smell......HAAAA!

[Marilyn1673]

wow! your kind of an asshole

[soulsistah102]

@Marilyn1673 if he's an asshole, then i bet you wanna fuck him.

[Twistedthief]

I made bathroom graffiti.

"I see you drivin

Round town with the girl I love

And im like, haiku!"

[IseeRightThrough2you]

How do you know what your own balls and ass smell like? You don't look like a very flexible guy.

[OfficerMcGroist]

@IseeRightThrough2you scratch yer balls and then smell her paws

[TheGameManDan]

I like tits

[Ringvireot]

There's a reason why life can get ugly real quickly.

[drjrich222]

Fucking genius

[Sumbrerodawg107]

Hi

[Etheoma]

where you get that shirt from?

[TANKFORST1]

I like trains

[MrMrmonsterguy]

Wow... he likes a lot of things I like.

[RIPCompanionCube]

You love Amoxicillin? you love what i'm allergic to. :x

[TearsOfWar1]

I love the smell of gasoline also O_O

[JosiahSCooper]

TJ seems to dislike the things he likes.

(:

[D100J]

watch dokuro chan

[Emlis16]

I love picking scabs too...that's probably why there's scabs all over my legs >>

[InjectionLethal]

That is the greatest Seven Samurai poster I have ever seen. Great taste in cinema Atheist. Kurosawa is a legend.

[faceshed]

this is your best video

[SuperFlameRing]

I love using sources that no one else does.

[jpotter333]

haha litterally everything you said i agree with besides the fucking body odor thing, thats just fuckin gross lol but i love yah :P

[StephenAndrew777]

I care but I sometimes do disagree with some of the things that you happen to have said very well.

[guyatrandom]

I also LOVE shelves. They make a house look so much more useful!

[vegetafan100]

You made me lose my mind when you said you liked things that Bill Hicks would say. I love Bill Hicks.

[iarmfour]

sex with your girlfriend.

74 people like this.

[ThorsShadow]

I fucking like puns, too! *_* Really...I LOVE them!

[ThatchersGeneration]

I hate eating out. I stay in hotels 5 days a week, and for the first 20 years, eating out every night was great. Now I am simply pissed off about it. I simply want to eat beans on toast sometimes during the week.

[BenjieArt]

I love that even when he's talking about stuff he likes, he still sounds pissed off!

[dragonforks93]

I like when it's stormy outside, then I can have sex with my girlfriend and pretend it's the conception of the antichrist.

[ZedLeppelin1989]

@dragonforks93 I like watching Frankie Boyle too...

[dragonforks93]

@ZedLeppelin1989 You got me.

[Caravandrums]

@bmaseray you have no more idea what you are talking about than a two year old ubangi giving a lecture on quantum physics. But, you will get your wish.

[XxiWOODz]

I like cornflakes,

NUFF NUFF

[janisakironmaiden]

i like bj's, i like complaining that i haven't gotten a bj for 3 monts, i like smoking when i'm depressed so much i that a want a major depression right now. i like knowing more about stuff than other people, i like being high on good mary jane, i like being high on bad mary jane almost as much. i like to reflect on why everyone around me are narrow minded as fuck. i like watching TJ while smoking when im depressed as fuck. i like the smell of fresh wood, pussy, papir,new clothes and weed.

[DUCKY3654]

i like corn. a lot.

i also like damp weather, the depressing kind, and the color gray. i also like the kind of life that likes dam weather, or darkness.

[IoIocaust]

I also love to catch people in mispronouncing words. like I just caught TJ mispronouncing the pluralisation of cactus which is cacti , not cactuses

[lmgoose]

@IoIocaust Either is actually acceptable.

[OfficerMcGroist]

@IoIocaust so... you're a grammer nazi then?

[KnodoffFan]

The smell of skunks, gasoline, and gas exhaust ftw

[TheSelsner]

i <3 you 4 <3'ing graffiti

[BrandurJustinussen]

I thought I was the only one who loved to think about the reversal of gravity thing :3

[krishewittisawsome]

I WANT THAT DAMN SHIRT

[bmaseray]

I HATE CHOCOLATE! I dont know why. I'm not joking, or trying to be different for the sake of being different. when i was two i had a chocolate cake and spat it out. CHOCOLATE IS FREAKING GROSS. I dont know why anyone would say they like chocolate milkshakes when they taste so gpsh darnned nasty.

[elnoraemily]

@bmaseray I hate bacon. I think it's disgusting. I feel you.

[KyleClarkUSA]

I KNEW YOU STOLE JOKES Ive herd a couple other people make the same joke but I figured they stole them from you but I had doubts.

[95somethingsomething]

@KyleClarkUSA

yeah, don't bother giving us some examples...

[wc1hater]

You're kinda like me, except assertive.

[leeham991]

You're kinda like me, only funny. 

[Petterrific]

Shelves are fucking awesome

[bmaseray]

@LaughingAtAtheists4 Deal. then he and I will laugh together as we poke fun of you and your crazy collective consciousness up in heaven. Because apparently when you go to heaven you are so overwhelmed by gods love all you can think about is how awesome god is. i would rather rot in hell for all eternity then be brainwashed into loving a douchbag like god. Of course, that's acting under the false assumption that god exists. because god has been proven wrong TONS OF TIMES.

[saleswomanfromhell]

you forgot to say "i like big butts"

[twooffour]

@Velzish

I have slight ADD, and none of the rest. Quit projecting :DD

[twooffour]

I like pugs ;)

[asnabelgur]

Puns are the highest form of literature

- Alfred Hitchcock

[666unknowndevil666]

"I love when I make a movie reference that no one around me gets because it makes me feel smug and superior"

Sounds like Gaylen

[EliroX904]

I LIKE LIFE BECAUSE OF JAPAN

[anythingnew]

6:14 But why he push Grendel away?

[dopeman459]

i also love the taste of amoxicilin i hope i spelt that right

[Boomernorth1]

Do you need to take a piss? you are swaying way too much.

[XenophonZolatta]

@AfallenBodhisattva everyone steals from bill hicks haha. i feel like the vast majority of people simply dont know who he is, so comics feel its an easy borrow. he was the greatest, him along with carlin are the best intellectual comics ever

[BlokMonster]

That's awesome that you like graffiti

[CallMeFail]

i like pretty much everything you like except for the animal licking part...

[cutlassburnin]

" I love stealing jokes and getting away with it" and then he steals a joke from Carlin...I see what you did there. :)

[ChiefDrakula]

I love watching these videos 4 da lulz

[goldmonkeyman]

8:19 hi-five

[genandnic]

6:34 What?

[tallblondekid]

I love this video, but I'm not sure if we would like it as much if I wasn't high right now.

[superfreegoat]

i think maybe alot of people secretly like the same things, or atleast in the same group o people who sort of question religion because i highly doubt you just magically like a shitload of things i like. although alot of them seem general, (ball sweat smell, fuckin love that shit, mine though)

[HaichaoTeaLover]

It's kind of creepy how you like so many things I like xD

[yunoerer38]

i'm a proud loser :)

[idkai]

Are you future me?

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

my brothers says "marror" instead of mirror

[Wadupbeyotch1]

nice shirt

[MrCJroxz]

FUCK YEAH, FERRETS.

[yumminami]

your girlfriend pointed a gun at you and forced you to get a ferret ?

[chrism4n14]

9:17 I can also watch cieling fans, whats fun is setting the fan on high and trying to keep your eyes on 1 blade... but it sucks cause my eyes always hurt afterward...

[TheArcadianFlame]

DEXTER IS THE SHIT :D

[MegaDragonbutt]

the legend of zelda hyrule symbol is above marilyn manson.....hahah i love it lol

[Ironfruit16]

Lol I never thought someone other then me would like the paper of an old book.

[GenericFurfag]

Fuck everyone! Puns are kick ass!

[KuiperHaumea]

amoxicillin is DELICIOUS i agree

[medexamtoolsdotcom]

Re: 10:20 everything WOULD just fly into space because the Earth is rotating. Centrifugal force has a stength at the equator of 1 part in 250 of Earth's gravity, so everything there would accelerate up at about 4 centimeters per second squared. Off the equator, things would accelerate in a direction that is up but also to the south at a strength of 4 times the cosine of the latitude centimeters per second squared.

[frostzor]

`11:10 i laughed my ass of alrite

[DirEnGreyChik]

"Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted."

I literally laughed so hard I almost pissed myself ._. I've never heard it before!

[Zephyesa]

@DirEnGreyChik shit a brick, fart a pebble, get a trowel and make it level.

[Icceal555]

@DirEnGreyChik I nearly passed out laughing when I heard that verse.

[SummonedSong]

@DirEnGreyChik I actually saw that on the bathroom wall of my local Pizza Hut around 6 or 7 years ago.

[themostabsolute]

I love stealing jokes!!! :D

[Breadbug240]

I'm allergic to Amoxicillin. Shoot.

[Sixtehn]

@Breadbug240 lol same here

[RosettaStonedX]

My favorite TAA video. I don't know why, but I've watched this one repeatedly. It just makes me happy.

[Thesinistermangoz]

haha read his shirt

[TheUpperRoom477]

TJ likes things. Who knew?

[tigerstrike54]

5:40 I totally thought you were going to say you love big boobs

[AirHogsHelis]

you remind me of a more fat seth rogan

[mizakzee]

Recognized by who?

[GunCoppaz]

lol u definitely said cactuses instead of cacti

[morpheuskibbe]

can i get a wallpaper image of your wallpaper?

[MrMacDarra]

@morpheuskibbe me too lol

[MichaelBlue1990]

ye TJ is right where all losers,but im also an sub-human to!!!aint that just precious?:DDD

[SirenoftheSouth]

I want to know what his shirt says... >_>; (Yeah, I'm kinda blind)

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@SirenoftheSouth

It says

"Sex with your girlfriend.

(thumbs up) 74 people like this"

Like if it was on facebook

[BASEMANBEN4]

your vids are addictive dude,greets from london

[WarOnSanity]

Dear

TAA

Why is it that lowly, uncool, and boring people make shitty responces to your videos hardly worth your time?

I mean these videos have 1-20 views and they think they are worth your attention.

[laynedel123]

'I like what my balls smell like, Deal with it.'

[willmandude]

I love your shirt. Hilarious!

[Kurohadol]

you like ridiculous anime? try cromartie high school..

[zeroace12546]

Some funny ass screenplays. *

[zeroace12546]

You are interesting enough to be famous IMO. Or at least write so

[oeruli]

the unfortunate thing about proving that a psychic is really a charlatan is that they don't believe it, and they make excuses. They'll say they were not working in the proper conditions, or that it wasn't a good day. Especially dousers. Saw a Dawkins documentary where that exact thing happens.

[PufferBluntman]

Ah, that gasoline smell!

Smells like

victory...

[Benawisan]

Damn, I think you've planted a very unpleasant thought into my mind. I feel like I don't want to be a loser, so what you said is already making me lose interest in your videos or sth like that.

[Bwkjam]

I love gasoline to I'm not a huffer. I chew on stuff. If you wernt a religion hater you and I would be very alike

[Bwkjam]

Believe it or not guys this is TJ being positive. It sounds weird.

[TheBlueBlox]

your so much like me lol

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

I feel the same way, about the farting.

[Svartalf42]

Mmm gasoline...

[dearreadergo2hell]

i love puns :)

[SanguineDeum]

Ha! i love amd do most of that stuff too. If i see one day, fukkin fist bump.

[liquidyou]

I want to hug TJ

[ACombineOfficer]

I'm allergic to amoxicillin so.................

[paulypoo66]

@jackanthem90 I'm no fag, not that there is anything wrong with that, ask theincrediableidiot...

[paulypoo66]

...still not funny

[darth71797]

@paulypoo66 Shut up

[HippieGirl54]

So great to see that you REALLY TAKE IT ALL IN...having fun with FREE WILL AND CHOICE....very entertaining....I like you!

[hallielute]

amoxicillin is so good. so so good. and so is the other stuff you mention.

[WindChildsWorld]

funny, the whole video sounded like complaining about stuff you like

[WarOnSanity]

@WindChildsWorld

aaaaand you get the joke

[ObsessiveGamergirl]

@WindChildsWorld Well he said he likes complaining.

[rabbitlove4ever]

Finally! Someone else who loves the smell of gasoline.

[MikeEmery9]

You should make more puns

[lordbaver]

You should move to gothenburg. Everyone in gotherburg loves puns. We're famous for our puns.

[tailsdollfan13]

I'm allergic to amoxycillan

[paulypoo66]

...no, you just suck.

[tailsdollfan13]

Love the shirt!

[salamut2202]

"let's put the real science aside for a moment and talk about theology"

[paulypoo66]

...but your not, "FUNNY"...

[TranslucentPlenum]

He reminds me of this kid Austin that used to live near me... Nobody liked austin.

[katsioylas]

i like turtles

[RosettaStonedX]

His one optimistic video, one of his few with under 100k views.

[AWAK3NEDM1ND]

“All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking" - Friedrich Nietzsche

[phazonslayer]

I like making common conversation into a game of Apples to Apples

[StopBeingABaby]

Oh ya dbz mother fuckers

[wyattjud]

I also love gasoline and kerosene =D

[MegaDragonbutt]

i love the taste on amoxacillan...or how evar the hell u spell it

[MooooonDemon]

I like the smell of rubbing alcohol. I'd sniff it for hours, but I have a sinking feeling that wouldn't be a very good idea. :(

[imiritu]

dude Atheist is exactly like me, strangely.. everything he likes i do too, but except for cacti, i fuckin hate cacti. probably because i live around them.

[Excalibur32]

i dont care what you think

[DoctorChainsaw]

7 days without puns makes one weak.

[jessegladsaget]

Fuck, dude, you're like my long-lost-brother!

[Gladiator2155]

5:15 FUCKING YEEESSS :D:D:D:D:D:D GEORGE CARLIN FUCKING RUUUULES!!!!!!!!!! goddamn knew you two were similar :D

[madinno]

I love this guy. And I thought I was the only person in the world that actually likes the smell of gasoline! Hooray!

[KrfNYC2]

@jackanthem90 What's "FAIS"?