(ENDED) August Giveaway Contest: Halo - Combat Evolved Anniversary

[KyeFangUchiha]

the funny thing is, im not gonna enter this, but im subscribing, and liking the video, because you are so "Angelic Looking".

[AlyMewGaming]

@KyeFangUchiha awe thaanks

[LUVLAMBOS2009]

why did my comments dissappear? and why were they flagged as spam? D: thats just mean lol seriously

[AlyMew]

@LUVLAMBOS2009 I got a copy on my email. I will definitely read yours no worries. Thats not nice to flag your story since it wasnt even spam material lol. They were prolly the peraob who called you.

[Silifrius]

[Part Two]

Hilarity ensues, the teacher called me to get back in and briefed me on what happen. Turns out, while reading Odyssey, there were mentions of how satire humor derived from a satyr. And the description was "half man, half goat with a raging hard erection all the time." Moral of the story: get to class on time.

[Silifrius]

[Part One]

One day, I was late to my classic cultures class. As I was slowly opening the door, first thing I notice was the teacher sitting on top of the desk in the middle of the classroom. I was just in time to hear him boldly spoke the following words at the end of his sentence: "with a raging hard erection". He even motioned with his hands! There I was shocked and standing in half-way through the door for a good three seconds, slowly decided to close the door and leave.

[Mythodical]

my story is posted backwards. It starts at "once upon a time" and ends with " Admittedly this was..."

[Mythodical]

Admittedly this was funny to us at his expense, but he got over it when we told him what it really meant. We all enjoyed the humor of it, and we all lived coordinatedly ever after. : )

[Mythodical]

We told him the the word "Coordinate" is a a bad word. Like any other curse word. Then we went on to tell him that his mom was "super coordinated" Naturally he was offended. Then we told him that the clothes he wears makes him coordinated too. He was upset for most of the day thinking that all of us were insulting him.

[Mythodical]

Now Joe's first language is not English. He had been in the US for sometime, but still didnt firmly grasp the language well. When Joe asked us what "Coordination" means, the rest of us looked at each other, and in that moment, we all suddenly had the same idea.

[Mythodical]

Once upon a time in high school, I had a friend named Joe (to protect his real identity.) There was a group of us all sitting around the breakfast table during the morning hours of school. We were all joking and laughing and somehow the word "coordination" came up

[WaLKa767]

Alright. Here's my story.

So I was staying at a friends house for the weekend. Saturday night one of his friends comes over and asks us if we want to go downtown for the street races. Of course, I didn't say anything because I expected my friend to say no. Instead, he said 'yes'. Which began the worst night ever.

We went downtown with him and his friend, the friend's friend and his little brother, and a girl and her little sister, whom were already down there. So, it was pretty crowded.

[WaLKa767]

We were in a multi level parking structure, looking down on all of the drivers that were showing up. Meanwhile My friend and I were freaking out, talking about how we though something bad was going to happen as the others did their thing. They started talking about how there was a racer down there that had a sawn off shotgun in the passenger's seat and was known for using it during races. So everyone was on edge. Then cops started to swarm the place.

[WaLKa767]

So, we all decided to get into the same car. There weren't enough seats for everyone. Since I was the shortest person present, about 5' 2", I had to ride in the fucking trunk. So as we all piled up and bailed on the race, I was stuck in the back of the car laying on God knows what. Hurt like hell. After a while the car stopped. They were at the safeway, getting some beer for a party. They opened the trunk and threw in a hustler for me. Like it helped. I couldn't read it.

[WaLKa767]

So, after all that we went back to one of the guy's places. There was supposed to be a party, but no one really showed, so it ended up being everyone getting high and sitting around watching 'that 70's show'. And 'cause I'm a clean guy, I just kinda slid out the front door as they were all getting baked and walked my ass to another friend's house. There's more to the story, but I wanted to keep it short cause of character limits. Needless to say, I STILL give me friend shit for going to the race

[90192883]

me and my friends love pulling pranks on people at the mall. one day we tied a string to a dollar and left it where people could see it. we pulled it away everytime somebody tied to pick it up. but one of those times a guy actually grabbed and we lost our dollar!. then a guy came up to us and said"here are 5 dollars, keep doing what your doing" and we laughed and said thanks.

[AuroraDrag0n]

So I met this hot girl and I learned that she liked games, so I figured I could impress her by challenging her to a 1v1. It turns out that she is quite better than me, and she smoked me in Halo 25 to 12. To make matters worse, later she told me that she was playing easy on me.

[LUVLAMBOS2009]

I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you get ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 2 months and I still manage to get dumped. lol D:

[SMGGonorrhea]

Is this over? if its not please enter me. ok well the 16th of this month was my birthday. I had been giving strong hints all year about wanting halo reach and the new xbox 360. but Instead I got some cloths and a movie. man my parents suck haha

[AlyMewGaming]

@SMGGonorrhea Don't worry you're entered.

[AnotherSummoner]

There's a character limit on Youtube so I have to split my story into several comments. I've posted them in reverse chronological order, to make it easier to read while on the YouTube video page.

[AlyMewGaming]

@AnotherSummoner Totally fine. =] Thanks for entering!

[AnotherSummoner]

I got a call yesterday from an unknown number. I pick it up, and am immediately greeted with the strangest voice I've ever heard, barring the Chocolate Rain guy.

The lady on the other end starts speaking with an almost artificially clear, precise voice. It's like the recorded voice that you'd hear on a subway train announcing your stop. It's so deliberate and pitch perfect that I actually do think it's a recording, until she says my name.

"Hi, I'm calling from Staples for a Mr. Steven Li."

[AnotherSummoner]

I had recently purchased something from Staples, but I was still surprised that they were calling me. Maybe I finally used stacked one too many coupons and they were blacklisting me from their stores. I figure I might as well get on with it.

"Speaking."

"I'm calling to ask you a few questions about the quality of your last visit. Is now a good time to talk?"

[AnotherSummoner]

Ah, a survey solicitor. Now you have to understand, my parents instilled in me a strict sense of politeness. Solicitors are annoying but they're still people, and they're simply doing their job. I wouldn't hang up on one, even though she called me while I was busy at work. Instead I try to deflect her, hoping she'll take a hint.

"Sorry, now's not a good time."

[AnotherSummoner]

"Alright, could we schedule a time that would work better for you?"

I meekly murmur, "......is it possible to say no?"

A beat. My face is flushing red. Then she bursts into laughter.

[AnotherSummoner]

"Of _course_ sir, you can say whatever you like! It's a free country!" She laughs some more, and it washes over me like a cool breeze. I'm thankful that she sees the humor in this; that I'm just like every other guy that wants to dodge a solicitor, but I'm simply too polite to verbally muscle her around and hang up. Her voice takes on a softer, gentler tone, like she's speaking to a child who wants one more story before bedtime. "Have a nice day, sir."

Phew. "You too."

[Shadowballerx]

Story time! So yesterday I was playing Black Ops with a group of people, the last kill came around and we won. The team ended up with a little over 10+ kills each. The funny part is that when the it came down to the last kill someone sneezed right as the last person was killed so everyone in the group rushed to say bless you. So I waited till it got quiet and blurted out "is it me or did that sound like she said "Eat Sh*t!"? lmao I thought she got the last kill =]

[AlyMewGaming]

@Shadowballerx thanks for entering!

[masterbairu]

ok heres my story. ima take u back to my senior yr in high school. on the tennis courts of ec central. this was back whn i was jv. we were readying up for practice me an my buds jus hittin around and i wasnt really hitting that good so one of my friends got mad cuz i wasnt returning the ball back and hits the ball sooo hard that it bounces down at an angle and comes up to hit me where? smack dab in the tennis balls. yup the mommydaddy button. an thn my coach comes an says : Get Up SON! the end

[AlyMewGaming]

@masterbairu thanks for entering!

[MURCIENARY]

Ok here is my story..oh wait I didnt sub to win. You need more subs so im gonna tell my friends to sub. Dont enter me haha. Nice channel :)

[AlyMewGaming]

@MURCIENARY Thanks for entering ;D

[firemanjared]

god damnit! u cant subscribe to twitter you follow it! god damnit!

and that is my funny story

[AlyMewGaming]

@firemanjared LOL! Thanks for entering!

[warlockzombie]

Mine is actually a halo story :D I was playing Halo Combat Evolved back before Halo 3 came out, and I was driving the warthog on Ice Fields. My friend was in the side seat and he wasn't paying attention to the game. Somehow, I jumped the warthog and was perfectly balanced at the top of a pointy tree, and the warthog was rocking back and forth. He came back to the game like "WTF, how the hell did we get here"? All I could think to say was "...this isn't where I wanted to park my car.."

[AlyMewGaming]

@warlockzombie Thank you for entering!

[cetlayodin3737]

well 3 years ago in 5th grade a kid named tristan wilder panced me aand i was wearing white underwear and every one laughed it figured that day i wasn t wearing my boxers with surf boards on them

[AlyMewGaming]

@cetlayodin3737 Thank you for entering!

[Massacre1080]

Well, bout 2 years ago, I noticed Rockstar was making a Western game now known as Red Dead Redemption. Last year I noticed a western game was on sale for very cheap. I noticed it was a western game from its cover so i decided to get it immediately. It was Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood. I later found out it wasn't the game I thought it was and that RDR hasn't even come out yet. Good thing it got good reviews cuz I would've been upset. At least I didn't confuse it for Call of Duty

[AlyMewGaming]

@Massacre1080 Thank you for entering!

[ToxicW0lf]

ur pretty

[kilo7208]

can i enter the contest :'(

[AlyMew]

@kilo7208 Of course! As long as you're from the U.S. and follow the rules ;D

[GamingXen]

Good thing I already pre-ordered it, because I live in Canada :P

[AlyMewGaming]

@GamingXen I'd love to make it an international contest, but I don't want to send a game somewhere they can't read the US version and also the intended release date for certain countries. I would love to do a gaming merchandise give away for anyone in the world. ;D Thanks for commenting! <3

[GamingXen]

@AlyMewGaming :) I love your channel!

[AlyMewGaming]

@GamingXen Awe thanks!

[GamingXen]

@AlyMewGaming And you are pretty.

Are you enjoying FEAR 3?

[AlyMewGaming]

@GamingXen awe thanks. I definitely enjoyed Fear 3, I wish it was longer...it felt short playing coop. I wish it was scarier! ;D How about you?

[GamingXen]

@AlyMewGaming I've never played any of the FEARS's. I played a Demo of FEAR 2 though.. scariest game I've played is Amnesia: The Dark Descent

[AlyMew]

@GamingXen You should try! I think Fear 2 and up have a better control scheme ;D

[GamingXen]

@AlyMew Better controls are good ;D