Chris Martin - Watermelons

[HesterJulia]

Wait a minute... No, I don't get it...

[ColdplaySolvesAll]

I don't get the joke. Can anyone explain?

[susankohistany]

Oh yeah I've been looking for this video thanks for posting.....

[Ramonajunie3]

LOL okay then. Just... you know... Chris Martin and a watermelon. Same as the title

[1010Beatles]

hey i got an idea! NEXT TIME MAKE A BETTER VIDEO!!!!!!!

[aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe]

Why are people so angry at this? It must be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

[ThePunkWhoIsDaft]

σ_σ *watermelon* σ_σ *watermelon*

Whaaaaaaat?

[JoeChrisXD]

hahahahahaha



[TheOlive531]

this is shit.

[Yoriskumo]

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[sinemdere]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cccccccccccc kkkkkkkkkkk you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[arjen104]

DELETE THIS VIDEO!

chris is my hero

and you are a sucker

[TwiliticHorizon]

THIS IS RETARDED

[GadinhoTheLegend]

Chris Martin is great. parachutes ( 2000) is still my favorite album of coldplay all time !

[jaktje]

HAHAAHHAHAHA

[Stefanovic96]

OMG! Get a life, suckeeeer! Chris Martin is ownage... not a watermelon:S

[darsenanorte]

You fucker !!..just go to murdered yourself !!

[inespostiga]

lol wtf

i lold

[merkobman]

i lold.

But god WHY????!!!

[jaktje]

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahaha

[026abcd]

thumbs up if u wr bored

[AndreaManion]

Blahahahahah who thinks of this shit?

[Excalibur317]

u sir, fail at life.

[lonelySTARSHINE]

what the fuck? o.0

[TaMar113]

wtf is the point of this video ???

[fatturdburger]

homo

[LetsOpenTheseSodas]

.....ROFL. Okay then? xD

[AlsaLisa]

Simple and funny.

[Standupthisiscomedy]

that was retarded.

[LetsOpenTheseSodas]

ROFLWTF!?

[piscis7peace]

what the fuck!!!!

idiot, its not funny at all, the song sucks, it´'s just a waste of time!!!

[im8teennow]

FAIL

[upiornaparanoja]

Akon?! O.O

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Jcorrea477]

rofl that was hilarious

[InuYasha212121212121]

I don't understand...

[daynamari]

.......................why?

[HHcityshitYEAH]

wtf?

[filmpkekijke]

kid, wtf?

[zowi1]

its not funny its not a good song its all terrible!

the only good thing is Chris´s picture

coldplay ftw

[dany42606]

shit

[byronburton1]

wtf is this all about

[wxmfc19]

;] annoying but amusing

[RetardsConnect]

ahahahahahha NOOOOOOOOo

[DrHouse4b]

dude its akon

[zombieplatypus13]

wtf

[millorsmillors]

?¿?¿?¿?¿?

[FudgeStickinYoMouth]

this video is as stupid as the person who uploaded this video

[Wuvdeer]

Is this making fun of Gwenyth Paltrow's breast size?

[lovecutie108]

haha this is so wierd!

[Tr3wl]

lol lame

[Strpwnown]

one thing (LAME)

[ali94h]

Gayest thing in my life

[junkie2324]

ha what the hell...?

[nismo2323]

that was funny at first then it pissed me off.

[juli4inen]

asd this is awesome :::::D

[cowsgomoo1112]

the video is weird, but at least the pic of chris is awesome :D and i found the description funny lol

"The world of music was shocked earlier on today when popular musician Chris Martin said he was leaving the music business to focus work on growing Watermelons."

thats hilarious xD

[xSituationss]

LOL.

[deadtravis]

Die in a fiery car crash.

[jellethekhin]

fail

[Dedeydu62]

oO Bouark

[Bajayjay13]

FAIL!

[vannytess]

I wasted 29.999 seconds of my life.

[EverybodyLies42]

WTF???!!!!

[James22hen]

make rock sign with hands

-cross arms

-close eyes

-make a wish (BIG PART)

-cough 5 times

-post to 2 videos

tomorrow your wish will come

REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

[maytrimax778]

this isnt chris martin

and they don not gonne split up!

[fethray]

they're not splitting up....(i mean at the moment....if anything they will all retire, not split)

[Huebination]

So this means Coldplay will split up and Chris Martin continues covering crappy Akon songs??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!!!!

xDDD

[kaxxz]

......

[jaktje]

lol vid

[Hilary112]

what the.... isnt that AKON?

but I ♥ the pic of Chris xD

[eeveeoverlord]

riiiight.. all i know about Chris and watermellons is that Coldplay went to Frida carlo's house and saw a picture of watermellons called "viva la vida" and now their album and a song is called Viva la vida

[coldplayer1993]

realy

[antgf]

lololololololol

hilarious

[jakeatollah]

wtf?

[Kevster1993]

I think you thought TOO hard on this gag. relax next time.

[LukeVader77]

Your a horrible persion for posting this horrible piece of whatever this is.

[beigecamouflage]

That's a handsome pic of Chris Martin with his beautiful eyes and face.

[Punky0Zimty]

this iis the biggest bulshit I ever have seen. and I know you has fucked a Watermelon

[atlbroad]

Um.ok?

[KingEdwardXII]

U must be a fucking lonely, bored guy to write this shit and make a fucking stupid ass video

[R100ROSE]

This was stupid, I don't see the point in making this.

[sirArchitect]

Bitch!!!!!!!!

[buttcrack2000]

lol read the description

[jarhead1292]

who the hell would waste their time and make this shit?

[GunslingerXYZ]

How strange. lol

[PsyPsymon]

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!

[PageUpProductions]

are you on fucking crack?

[ttaatteerrttoott9900]

Why is everybody so concerned with everybody else? Worry about yourself. Apple is a beautiful child, Gwyneth is a beautiful woman, and Chris is an amazing man, not to mention beautiful. So, if you ain't got nothing nice to say, just don't say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jakegoodie92]

This is fucking pathetic! Your a melon for making this!

[AshleyNicole899]

I think this is one of the stupidest vidoes i have ever seen a least chris martiin looks good!! hehe

[kecebong20]

what does this mean?

[11bobby30]

What da ???

I like watermelons :B

[itsxeverlong]

Too bad they'll never split. I don't get this.

[FaeBosh]

Why didn't you put a song of him?!?!?! xDDDD

[FaeBosh]

What about this vid?

Chris Martin's daughter is APPLE

As he told in a mag, he loves boobs (melons?! xD)

He has no watermelons... he has... banan... and eg...... hahaha

This vid is so... Well...

[LaurenO27]

what does this mean?

[laslusen]

what?!

[Godwill3]

i know this is a joke, but i heard that they were going to break up before

[TuhProduce]

crap

i'd like a watermelon right now

:D

[LuvAu]

What is this song name? Pretty amazing

[XsanderX22]

wtf? o.o

[storm253]

rofl this is hilarious

[XxInimicusxX]

what should that vid mean?? chris martin is the best singer in the worl!!!

[shaunbaker04]

I agree what a waste of someone's time damn!

[itssalgood]

That was the most fucking stupid thing I have ever seen

[OmgfunZ]

Give me some F**king watermelon now!

[shamanqueen92]

Chris Martin looks yummy

[Annecoldplay]

wtf

[cldply12]

Funny, dont you get it. It was an Aprils Fools joke. HaHa

[cldply12]

Funny, dont you get it. It was an Aprils Fools joke. HaHa

[Tony4Coldplay]

That's shit... Seean Kingston got no talent in music at all... to all the fuckers who listenning hip hop... Thats not music... Coldplay is one of the best musicien band of the world just behind pink floyd and bettles...

[Bilisnikola]

Respect music somebody else listen. Crhis Martin likes hip hop himself. I hate hip hop too but I don't think that everybody who listens to that kind of music are retards

[paamcaat]

Never mind I found it! Alright Coldplay, can't wait!!

[paamcaat]

The song is nice, the melon looks tempting and Chris looks as handsome as ever but what's the point?

[paamcaat]

Huh?

[Dancing4Coldplay]

uhhhh...

[recycled321]

WoW! 5 Favorites! Congrats!

[simonmitchellbird]

LMAO! I love how there was this build up and then right at the end theyre together! Why is is this funny? You're an unintentional genious.

[stoney490]

haha, i get it, lol!

[freethinker8724]

i don't know why i love this video, but i do

[ylime947]

you cant help but to love it

ive become obsessed

[fraserwiseman]

wtf? that's so lame man

[frdrcksncn]

I don't get it.

[caitynors]

yeah, me neither.

is it some secret joke between a few different people?

strange...

[stoney490]

tabloids were saying that coldplay was breaking up cuz chris wanted to become a watermelon farmer. it was back before x&y came out...

[SiPi2008]

its not a watermelon its a bullshit :D

[misshiphop]

wow thats messed up, have you nothing better to do?

[wwwdavid]

Not only did this video teach me something, it moved me emotionally.

[caitynors]

I totally understand where you're coming from.

the whole 29 seconds of flashes between chris martin and a watermelon made me want to change my life and i think i'm a better person for it.

[ylime947]

this video affected my life...forever...

[ylime947]

im a freakin awesome way