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  • If they eat golden food is their shit golden?

    

  • We're gonna ascend in kind've a horizontal pattern, at first... and then we're gonna go vertical... LMAO.

  • pause at 0:18 and look at the girl at the right !

  • My answer whenever mum asks me to do chores: "Stars. Can't do it. Not today."

  • dawning of a new error?

  • 5:30 anyone know the song? it sounds badass

  • I love that it's only perverted when you watch it as a teen. XD

    And how did they get their original clothes back on?

  • what is the song at 5:30? someone please tell me!!!

  • Gold was so abundant in certain parts of south America that they never used it as a currency

  • Man, these are some selfish protagonists. I don't really like how they're going to be putting the whole city in turmoil for their own gain, but...something about them I just love.

  • 8:05 is by far my favorite part.

  • Man tulio likes saying hell... e.e

  • 6:33

    A boat?

    Ya.. LOL lmao

  • "buenos dias" ..o_O why good morning? 

  • @LegallyTan that can be a greeting for the morning or the literal meaning being "good days"

  • It's kinda funny how you just don't see the dirtiness of this movie until you watch it again as a teen....it's still f*cking hilarious though XD

  • "Stars! Can't do it! Not today." I freaking love the way he says that.

  • @Luckbluestarz95 it does sound like pirates of the caribean

  • 5:49 wouldn't those footsteps have withered away by then?

  • omg After all the times I have seen this, I never noticed Tulio's hand on Miguel's shoulder!

  • Question why did cortez divert conquerring the new world to find two stow aways he didn't want on his ship in the first place?

  • Is it just me or does the background music sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean from 1:47 - 2:22 ?

  • ''Like he said... STARS...DON'T DO IT... not today'' LOL

  • Ah Big lipped Alligator Moment!

  • how did they change their clothes during and after the party?

  • was chel massaging or the other thing, the you know what?

  • @Neener9ner looks like it was his back.

  • how is it possible that their footprints are still in the sand xD

  • I love this movie but it wasn't really popular. Thx a bunch 4 puttin it on YouTube :)

  • thanks a lot~^^*

  • FOr a kids movie, they sure do say hell an awful lot.

  • the road to el dorado 5

  • maybe I'm thinking of the wrong group but, wasn't it like a great honor to be sacrificed?

  • This is probably the dirtiest movie I ever watched as a kid XD So many innuendos...Personal favorite: "I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona..."

  • hmmm... for some reason i AWLWAYS knew that xibalba was spelledd with an x

  • Tulio is definitely the sexy one, while Miguel is cute. Mmmmm. Tulio.

  • 5:39 TEMPLARS! El Dorado must've be where one of the Pieces of Eden were being held.

  • @dragonlilly >Spanish crusaders from a critical part of American history

    >Youtube commenter's mind leaps to characters from a video game

    i'mokaywiththis.jpg

  • 4:03 I think Tulio came a little just then O_O

  • I would love to take advantage of a drunk Miguel or James from Pokemon hehehee ;)

  • I freakin loved this movie when i was lil <3

  • theres soem gold for me HA! There some gold for WE HAA

  • The stars are not in position for this tribute!

    like he says... stars.... can't do it..... not today

  • @Omnomnom973 Hahahahaha. You beat me to it. Totally about to quote this. :P

  • Horse you are drunk.

  • @freerange0nerd i think there was something in those apples!!

  • Does the voice actor for Tulio play Woody in Toy Story? They sound similar when Tulio is crying when Miguel runs off.

  • @VPswordsman No, the voice of Woody is Tom Hanks. This guy is Kevin Kline.

  • "he's back"

    "oh no"

  • Disney, you done good kid, you done good.

  • @BlackRabbitButler This isn't Disney it's Dreamworks. They gave Disney a run for their money back in the day, too. :)

  • @cartooncritic01 i realized that like a second after i commented

  • 5:39

    Dayum, what have they been feeding the Spanish Armada? o.o

  • how can that girl cover all her stuff with that cloth?

  • Haha. Love the morning call.

  • SUCH good qualityy. thanks! (:

  • lol, thousand years and they keep a straight face

    inside they were like "HAHAHAHA, no..."

  • Gotta love Tulio's face when the sacrifice is revealed he's like "......Wut?"

  • THUMBS UP FOR THE DRUNK HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Adoration for Tullio - he's definitely the hotter of the two :D

  • I keep going back to 7:54 and it's making me giggle so hard.

  • crazy man just loves to SACRIFICE

    to shebalba, bad; to us, good.

  • crazy man just loves to SACRIFICE

  • (Miguel to Chel) "Where's El Tivo?"

    "I don't know."

    *three seconds later*

    (Tulio to Chel) "Where's Miguel?"

    "I don't know."

  • those pillows look so CUMFY 

  • lol, hes loosed!

  • Judging from the song they was high when they sung it

  • oh my GOD!! MIQUELS LOOSE!!!

  • Damn.... they were drunk as hell! I love the adult themes in this kid's movie. This is the kinda stuff where it was great for all ages, not just kids or adults but both. The stuff we have today either is too childish or way to direct with their adult themed jokes

  • "So just... stand there!"

    *stops*

    "FOR THREE DAYS??"

  • "HAHAHA! You worry too much!"

    "NO I WORRY THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT! I do not worry too much..." -.- lol

  • Wait a second, how did they change back into their old clothes ?

  • @CloneWarrior001 Hmm maybe Chel had something to do with that?

  • @Blazenix1 maybe wean they wear drunk she got them back to their old clothes

  • @CloneWarrior001 magic its a cartoon

  • 10 years ago you could have very attractive characters, some sex jokes, and have your main characters get wasted and it looks like fun while smoking on camera. Modern day cartoons sucks

  • Hey...Chel...what's going on?

    Its NOT gonna be good...

    ...Thank you.

  • I think I saw some maquahiutl sword clubs

  • Since when can gods become intoxica- oh right the Greeks are included

  • wow i wish when i woke up some o ewould do that for me 1HEADPHONEGUY HAS AWAKENED

  • i want the drug they are on

  • Oh man...why didnt i realized this before??

    They got drunk and high in the beginning

    Then in the end they have sex!

  • @WipeYerNose when cartoons were GOOD

  • at 3:35 when Cortez enters, Dies Irae starts playing. lol

  • best line by zekel-khan (i don't know how to spell it): THE GODS HAVE AWAKENED!!!

  • They drunk cool

  • im watching this cause i watched demyx and axel's quiz night

  • Oh! They're DRUNK! *totally did not get that as a kid*

  • @Donteatacowman Drunk and stoned... lol

  • Human sacrifice!!! Where are the blood and guts?

  • That girl is sooo hot!!! Thumbs up if you agree or else you will die!!!!!!

  • almost as scary as Rasputin's lil gigs in Anastasia

  • first minute and a half= ACID TRIP 

  • poor horse got drunk lol

  • yup, its tough to be a god.

  • Was Chel doing something other than massarging Tulio? Or is it just my mind?

  • @zkzkan Yes. I'd say a bj.

  • @zkzkan On his back?? I doubt it... you can't really massage much if you're sitting down on a couch like that...

  • @zkzkan Bow chicka wow wow  O_o

  • @zkzkan Imagination, probably. XD;; Her hands couldn't have reached that far down his crack if so, haha. He only got jumpy because he caught onto the trick.

  • i'm starting to wonder if they were gonna actually risk throwing that man off instead of the gold.

  • @lanitana100 or maybe chel

  • @bradprime4 lol!!

  • "For three days!?"

  • "no no no we we want tribute its just that umm...tulio tell him"

    "the stars are not in position for this tribute.." "miguel's sragging the body away from the edge"

    "like he says stars...cant do it...not today"

    *tulio and priest dude have a stare off...priest dude loses*

    couldnt stop laughing mani love this movie

  • ...how did the horse get drunk?

  • Lol Miguel is drunk @ 0:07 - 0:10 xD

  • Is it just me or does Chels boobs bounce when she walks. I think these people are starting to push it with these children movies. First Disney and now Dreamworks.

  • @Gorillaz123456789123 LOL movie was made in 2003 though .... WHAT

  • 3:20

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  • If Julio's hair was Miguel's Miguel would be a whole lot cuter

  • If Tulio's hair was Miguel's Miguel would be a whole lot cuter

  • The first and fifth woman on the top row are almost exactly the same!

    [3:59]

  • @GeckTech They all look the same! haha I think it emphasizes how special Chel is and how different she is from the norm. XD

    I think the "High Priest" was bullied in high school or something, and was really hardcore into voodoo. Seriously? "Smile while you can...." SO CREEPY!!!!

  • Tulio is so cute

  • One of the major thing that is off is that they use Mayan and Aztez art, culture etc for a Inca Legend maybe it was the closest information to the lost city

  • well i think that the way they designed cortez, they got the fat part right, but i have always thought of cortez to be a little stupider LOL

  • THAT PRIEST WOULD HAVE GOT SMACKED IF HE WOKE ME LIKE THAT1

  • just how did they get Altivo that drunk? (thinks for a minute) THE APPLES!

  • @church2550 At 0:46, watch him dive into the bowl of punch. I suppose he just drank and swam around in there while they were all dancing.

  • @TheLouisaGirl

    holy shit i didn't think about that i always thought it was the apples

  • Shes one foxy cartoon character

  • I love how during the song they begin wearing their god's clothes then at about 0:32 they suddenly get their street clothes back. hahaha

  • i want that dudes skull mask

  • shes a player O.o

  • the stars are not in POSITION for this tribute!!! like he says...stars...cant do it.....not today

  • great quality! Thanks! (:

  • thanks!!

  • I didn't know horses could get that drunk

  • They talk kinda loud, when there are ppl right behind the curtain...

  • I love how when the servents throw the gold, their faces change!!!

  • so what happened to Altivo?

    - I dunno

    Hey what happened to Miguel?

    - I dunno

    LOL

  • He's back!

    LOL The way he says it makes laugh everytime

  • i love how the head preist and the cheif of the village have this battle between themselves :D lol

  • they put a mescaline in the drinks

  • 'Chel!' What's going on?'

    'It's not gonna be good'

    ...Thankyou

  • The party they had are similar to the ones my family have =L drinking, dancing and normally me and my friend singing =) oh, and everyone gets drunk ^_^

  • "The stars are not in position for this tribute!"

    "Like he says... stars... can't do it... not today"

    XD

  • @Brigehletto gotta love Miguel x)

  • "To us is human, to forgive"

    -twack-

    I love these guys <3

  • @Scarpaw1 I thought it was "to err is human."?

  • @Animeluver711 Yeah, I got it wrong but I don't think he said 'err'. Something that sounds like it though...To me it sounds a bit like 'ire', I doubt. -shrugs- Maybe it is err xD

  • @Scarpaw1 Heh. Yah. It's actually a saying: "To err is human, to forgive is divine".

    :)

  • @Animeluver711 don't yall mean to error? lol

  • What happened to respect for the dead when Cortes steps on the skull?

  • Is that Christina Milian play Chel

  • @neworleans202 no its rosie perez

  • @neworleans202 wouldn't be surprised

  • i can't believe this movie didn't get any sequel, but although

    we don't know what happened to Tzekel-Kan, so, the problem would probably be, who'd be the sequels main-villain?

    that's just my opinion

  • @lotten16 I totally agree asequel would be great...the villian would be a problem depending on what happened to Tzekel-Kan

  • 'ascend in a horizontal pattern'

    lol

  • Never rebuffa, never rebuffa the local feeling, no my friend!

  • like he said, stars, cant do it, not today XD

  • dam Chel so fine.....

  • 8:00 - 8:33 That's what I think about when I don't realize something.

  • this is like, one of my favorite movies of all time. not exactly G rated, but still amazing. if only tulio had miguel's personality...and they were real.

  • Like he says....

    Stars..

    Can't do it..

    *leans back into camera view* Not today...

  • @CrystalStarlight95

    tht's hilarious.

    miguel slighty retarted

  • @CrystalStarlight95 I saw a harry potter drawing on deviantart with James and Sirius saying this stuff and i laughed really hard at the situation but i had no ideea it was from here rofl

    even better xD

  • @109spidermonkey13 LOL, I just looked that up and found it, that was hilarious xD

  • look at chel , 0:28 to 0:31, lol.

  • @catamelia8 woooow

  • dame they should have showen more of them. those people are morns but dtill i love the movie and that part.

  • but tulio this place is amazing (cue corny music) cant we just..

    NO!!! (music cuts out)

    HAH

  • they need to make movies like this again.

  • Dreamworks aren't making 2-D animated movies ever again, in fact they decided this in 2004 after the success of Shrek 2 :'( So the only 2-D animated movies they made were this, Prince of Egypt, Joseph: King of Dreams, Spirit and Sinbad

  • lemme guess : Tulio looove when Chel scratch his back ! :D

    and Miguel is so cute ! x3

  • stars...cant do it..not today

  • Heheehee, pause at 3:20 and look at Tulio's face XD I love him ♥

  • Great song!

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  • Miguel`s gone! He`s lose! Oh no what am I gonna do!?

  • It's okay guys! It'll just come out by the crying rock lady!

  • What`s really funny is if you mute the party scene and play wut wut in the butt over it. hahah It matches surprisingly well!

  • "Like he says....stars...can't do it....not today" XD I love that part