MST3K - Boggy Creek II (part 9)

[RGGraves]

There's a skid mark on the ceiling!!!

[2pacthugzta]

"Me and you got to have a talk." About removing unwanted body hair.

[2pacthugzta]

"Hmph, tooth!"

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

"There's a skid mark on the ceiling!"

[Gokusonlover13]

"Crenshaw you fascinate me!" Best. Line. EVAR.

[valiare1947]

Wait, has Tim had any dialog?

[valiare1947]

@valiare1947 I mean, other than the "No way"?

[SpiderxBlue]

He's calling perice boy...?

[SpiderxBlue]

"If there not acting casual I'll have to kill them"

[JackilynSpellman]

"Nah, hang on, I'm gonna belch the alphabet here."

[spikelilgirl]

Tim, put your shirt back on! PLEASE!

[Raven67891]

GRAAAHH SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

[ChaoticYak]

Well, stop hearing stuff!

[Catmando2022]

Theres a skid mark on the ceiling....ewwww

[PerryPlanet]

"You know with the effort it takes to balance it on your shoulder, WOULD YOU JUST PUT YOUR SHIRT ON?!?"

[stormriderWI]

Kent Hrbek, 3 months after retirement lol

[Yapshire]

Yer ma favorite sister-daughter.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Look, my dad will come up with the ransom, he is a wealthy gorilla!

I'm an expert in undiscovered monkeys!

Oh, no, my perm is highly flammable!

[ATHF10]

''SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!"

[cataphracts123]

The hillbilly character seems to be the most rational character of the entire lot.

[ChaoticYak]

Just spreadin' ma filth!

[masticina]

Ah Crensaw yeah.. see that is a guy you can trust you just know it.

[BionicTurtleWizard]

"He's on the porch. Be quiet."

*boooom*

"AAAAAHHHH!!!"

Good job! :D

[MickQuick07]

"Oh dear! I'm immodest! Tee hee!"

[nocturned85]

*opens door and walks in*

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE BODIES!!!

[devospud]

1:39 The Crenshah Theme, by Brian Eno

[homebuiltindoorplane]

Or a special episode of seinfeld where crenshaw moves in across from them:)

[takerfan333]

SNACK INTO A SLIM JIM!

[bgsadler100]

Don't try to sneak in any dialogue here, Tim.

[BlackAdam1231]

THERES A SKIDMARK ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!

[InterEDGE]

they were acting casual, now theyre all stiff and weird.

well there IS stuff living in his bathroom...

its just ron pearlman.

[TelevisionsFrank]

I love how he gives both guns to Tim, as apposed to just giving the pistol to one of the girls.....

[TheSkunker]

"I saw the little creature."

"AAAWWWHHH!!!!"

I was in tears from laughing so hard!

[DarqueWolff]

AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! THERES A SKID MARK ON THE CEILING !!!!! thats was freekin gold

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, dear. I'm immodest. Tee hee.

[rettic]

hahaha Mike: ''Never dig too deep into what this guy is DOING."

[LonewolfSojourner]

The poor baby creature, you'd think for his sake Chrenshaw and Boggy would stop fighting

[Daelock]

Every time I watch this movie, I'm reminded of how ATROCIOUSLY unnatural the dialog is. The character's behave completely contrary to any scene previously and randomly blurt out whatever's convenient for the scene. I don't know why, but it ACTUALLY pisses me off. Makes for some amazing riffs, though.

[Dradolan]

6:07 THERE'S A SKIDMARK ON THE CEILING!!!!

[MegaPreceptor]

@Dradolan SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ninjawraith17]

7:15

PUT ON A SHIRT YOU FLESH-TONED SCARECROW!

Even Crenshaw is covering up the lower half of his torso.

[EdwFam2010]

this has just become 1 of the creepiest films ever!!

[illxtra]

LOL @ "Mrs Creek" and "Snap into a Slim Jim"

[xxzerawriotxx]

No woman should have to see the little creature....so much truth there..blech

[Theburn77]

I like how the professor turns into Dirty Harry all of a sudden

[ChaoticYak]

THERE'S A SKID MARK ON THE CEILING!

[hebahabahobaheben]

2:55 "Awww...you dressed him in a little one strap overall"

4:36 "I saw the little creatue" ...and Mike and the bot's recoil in terror...HI-larious!

[hebahabahobaheben]

2:55 "Awww...you dressed him in a little one strap overall"

[chestveeg]

This one is awesome! The blunt I just smoked loves this!

[CaptHawkeye]

"Snap into a Slim Jim!"

[darayneman]

notice @ 7:48 he hands both the gun and rifle to tim instead of one to the girl and tim.

[WhiteTiger225]

@darayneman You just noticed that the movie is a tad sexist? XD

[darayneman]

@WhiteTiger225  LOL. My mind was beyond that. I enjoyed the humor.

[darayneman]

dude my dad will come up with the ransom he's a wealthy gorilla. LOL @ expert in undiscovered monkeys

[darayneman]

dude my dad will come up with the ransom he's a wealthy gorilla.

[NorwichTeenwolf]

Boggy Creek, Arkansas - twinned with Fly Creek, Georgia.

[doodstormer]

@NorwichTeenwolf Old Man Crenshaw must be Mr. Beardsley's cousin. Only slightly less eaten alive by worms.

[nocturned85]

Creature: By the way it really stinks in here

[DarthAzmul]

Snap into a slim jim! I was not expecting that. lol

[PyrozPlayground]

I saw the little creature! XD

[ChaoticYak]

I'm an expert in undiscovered monkeys.

[Theburn77]

"I made a pass at Crenshaw ok!"

[Sauron338]

Crenshaw's my hero.

[doombuggy123]

Oooh, so this is where they got the idea for JP 2.

[LonewolfSojourner]

I like to imagine that Crenshaw is actually some old swamp dweller they met scouting locations, it makes the fact he's the most memorable character and best actor much more entertaining

[Trancemaster2052]

Crenshaw looks like one of those old-looking 35-40 year olds. You know, the kind of guy who lets himself go and ages rapidly and looks like shit way before he should.

Hilarious episode haha. One of my favorites.

[RowBadMovies]

Off campus research at the University of Arkansas!

[fourminutewarning]

he said there's a skidmark on the ceiling lmao!!!

[sleepyhollow783]

For the next MST3K Ho-down, we must invite Crenshaw & Piper (aka Yosemite Sam) from "Final Sacrifice".

[OonaCanute]

Old Man Crenshaw is the best character in this whole movie.

[bloodystarcthulhu]

I need clean towels ! Oh wait.

Maybe the funniest movie character they ever showed.

[fuckingkiddinme]

There's a skid mark on the ceiling!

[jakethesnake1320]

8:15 SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!! .. Oh, it's just Ron Perlman. & Congratulations, Mrs. Creek it's a boy.

[ChaoticYak]

Don't try to sneak in any dialogue here, Tim.

Hello...TIM!

[RavnDream]

"If they're not actin' casual, I'll have to kill 'em."

"Hey, look, my dad'll come up with the ransom; he's a wealthy gorilla!"

"Congratulations, Mrs. Creek, it's a boy!"

[AlanSessler]

5:29 Aw man, Crenshaw kidnapped Chaka! And just look at that weather--someone's been playing in the Pylon again!

[Dulcimerist]

Kent Hrbek, three months after retirement!

LMAO! That one was golden!!!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Their eyes locked....

[watda74]

(spits)

Crow: Hmm, tooth!

A+ deliv. X-D

[corechil]

Snap into a slim jim!

Tim comes through in the cluth.

[grey1066]

"Tim comes through in a clutch!"

[PerryPlanet]

"OH MY GOD, look at the bodies!!!"

"Never dig too deep into what this guy is doing..."

"They were acting all casual, now they're all stiff and weird."

"If they're not acting casual I'll have to kill them."

"I saw the little creature."

"GAAAAAHHHH!!!"

"No women should have to see the little creature."

"You know, with the effort it takes to balance it on your shoulder, WOULD YOU JUST PUT YOUR SHIRT ON?"

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

[ChaoticYak]

Oh my gosh! Look at the bodies!

If they're not acting casual, I'll have to kill them.

[Tareltonlives]

"SPREAD 'EM!-Oh, don't do that"

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!" My favorite part of the episode.

[scooteratreides]

How the hell do you write a line like "I just saw the little creature" with a straight face?

[ChaoticYak]

@scooteratreides How in the world can all these people even *say* the word "creature" over and over again with such fear and trembling? "It's the creature!" is not exactly the most frightening sentence ever uttered.

[BrodyFarmBoy]

"Just spreadin' ma filth"

"I am the NRA"

"Oh I sat on a dead pig!"

"If there not actin' casual I'll have to kill 'em"

ROTFL X1000

[ndnsoldierboy]

I'm an expert in undiscovered monkeys...

[PUNK86C]

"Crenshaw's using his bathroom rug as an air freshener."

[shnargru]

I saw it. I saw the little creature.

[JesseYounger1]

haha

"thor has really hit the skidds..."

"no lady should have to see the little creature!"

[Kadual]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

Easily the most memorable part. I remember watching this on the Sci Fi channel and laughing so hard I imploded.

[uuuultra]

"I let one and they know it, I could just die" said Crow, acting like he was doing the voice of Mr. Crenshaw.

[VampiricDarkDragon]

Wait, they just gave it away. Didn't it need immediate medical attention?

[SirAlfredAshford]

couldnt that 6 feet 300 pound giant overpower a 5 foot 100 pound dude with a small revolver

[OzzyFan87]

Crenshaw/Creature 2012

[ronvins]

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

[CaptRodgers]

"I am the NRA."

[Atrum]

The chunky Rembrandt

[ChaoticYak]

Never dig too deep into what this guy is doing.

[W4RLoL87]

Man the chick wearing the short shorts, with curly hair is very hot looking, Damn! Hot looking!

[changyimei]

"The chunky Rembrant :P"

[InterEDGE]

"no woman should have to see the 'little creature' "

[SDChargersForever]

Crenshaw's headband is made from a human bladder.

[shrews12001]

Someone want to staple a shirt on to Tim's papery body for God's sake?

[Akira625]

Crenshaw kinda reminds me of the Ogres from Quake.

[OzzyFan87]

I was thinking the Super Mutants from Fallout 3.

[Kinemacolour]

"Legendary creatures get all the chicks."

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!

[mowque]

kind of a fun crazy

[Tareltonlives]

"Their eye lock" *Toms sings theme from Tchaikovsky's Romeo and Juliet*

[rtidb126]

6:08 Had me laughing so hard, I think I started crying XD

[tagginos]

Pierce: I saw the little creature.

MTB: oh, no! (cries of disgust)

[mowque]

@tagginos No one should have to see the little creature

[MarkatLSU]

They should have made a movie all about Crenshaw...his private war with the creature, his private war with the government, his private war with grooming and personal hygiene...

[Tareltonlives]

His bitter, torrid romance with Lockhard, his bitter, torrid romance with that one girl, his bitter, torrid romance with the creature, his bitter torrid romance with the goat...

[jekblom123]

"Do you have his teddy human also?"

[nebraska124]

tim comes through in the clutch!

i love the little subtle ones...

[Schragmeister]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

[Corawidenadfar]

...I saw the little creature...

NUUUUU

[modchic720]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

[EternalGuardian07]

lol Crenshaw said "You can wait in the house with the girls if you want to." He just completely forgot or insulted Tim.

[Oppledeldoc]

"Let's you an' me have a talk. All nice and private."

"I think we're long overdue."

That's right out of "Sleuth," isn't it? Can't you just see Olivier as Crenshaw?

[pheapiag]

"Hang on, I'm going to belch the alphabet here"

[Queenie4666]

"Grab yourself a broccoli rubberband for yur forehead"

"I am the NRA."

"Well, they were acting casual- not they're all stiff and awkward..."

"Their eyes lock."

"What happened in there?"

"I made a pass at Crinshaw, OK?

"He's on the porch, be quiet..."

"AAAGH!"

"Good job."

[SeastarMaster]

ohh I let one and they know it...I could just die.

[MrPhambo101]

In my opinion, this "movie" is very sad...it's poorly made with out-of-place scripts, production, acting...etc!!!...

I do not blame MST one bit for mocking this stupid movie; my friends and I would be sitting around making similiar comments watching this crap!

[gibsonsimpson]

Oh, dear. I'm immodest. tee hee  1:28

Hilarious.

[araminta107]

"There's a skid mark on the ceiling!"

"Ooh, I singed ma pit hair!"

"Oh, I let one and they know it, I could just die!"

"Never dig too deep into what this guy is doing"

[watda74]

3:59, 4:15, & 4:25:

That damn door! Crenshaw needs some WD-40 or some of his underarm sweat to remedy that.

"That sho' is a man's kinda woman..."

[donnieandsarah]

If they aren't acting casual, I'll kill 'em.

[MissJuneBennett]

I think you're crazy that is what I think....kinda a fun crazy

[deliaz]

Grab yerself a broccoli rubber band for yer head!

[bloodrunsclear]

Wow...this movie is so bad Mike and the bots can almost not redeem it 0_0

[SilientShadow]

Way better than Hobgobblins.

[bloodrunsclear]

Okay...that's true.

At least this one didn't include mortal combat with garden tools!

[SilientShadow]

Or van sex!

[bloodrunsclear]

Hm...I didn't remember Hobgoblins had so much in common with Southland Tales

...

Oh sorry...wrong kind of van sex o_o

[Tareltonlives]

They're equally unwatchable.

[bloodrunsclear]

Say, is your avatar Ben from Full Throttle?

Awesome!

[Tareltonlives]

Yep. BarryDennen12 did a hilarious but affectionate playthrough of it and got me interested. It's a fun game.

[bloodrunsclear]

Yeah :D

I'm really sorry they didn't make a sequel.

Actually Brutal Legend looks kind of in the same spirit in many ways...

[mowque]

Or Club Scum...ergh

[bloodrunsclear]

Or The Castle of Fu Machu! o_O

[Tareltonlives]

It's not "Beast of Yucca Flats" or "Starfighters" or "Castle of Fu Manchu" level of bad, though

[Mailman692]

haha it really did look like Ron Perlman

[jcrow00]

"Snap into a Slim Jim!!!" *Freakin door breaks to pieces*

XD Love it.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"They were acting casual, now they're all stiff and wierd"

"Be quiet" (Annoying perm screams at nothing) "Good job!"

[ManaAdvent]

"Just spreading my filth."

"Their eyes locked...."

"Ugh, never hunk'erdown w/ in 10 yards of this guy."

[BlackNoir]

Headband girl = hot.

Servo = OH BABY.

[Mailman692]

that chick is such a fucking babe

[livinintwilightzone]

She is - but not too bright, being in this film.

[mariechaton]

3:24...whats with the "Horrors of Spider Island" sleazy horn music??

[Tareltonlives]

Well, there's a lot more sexual tension between Krenshaw and Lockhart than any of the people in "Horrors of Spider Island"

[watda74]

X-( I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that. Something fascinating about smooth, sexy music during pseuo-horror movie scenes.

"I am one lucky Bastard!!"

[MyMelyanna]

"Hold on, I'm gonna belch the alphabet here."

Perfect.

[Zoso881]

I lost it at the skid mark on the ceiling joke

[RavensaursRex]

Damnit Tim! You caved AND somehow lost your ninth shirt this movie!

[PerryPlanet]

"Oh god, look at the bodies!" *urk*

"If they're not acting casual, I'll have to kill em"

"I saw the little creature."

"UGGH!!!"

"Oh man, I killed this little cre-Oh hi!"

[EltonvonCthulhu]

The young creature's face reminds me of William Hickey's.

[pezdrake]

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!" best line of this episode.

[PantisMantis]

"Oh dear I'm immodest Tee-hee."

"Kent Herbeck, three months after retirement." Minnesota Twins joke. Gotta love it(if your from Minn. like me, anyway.)

[PaigePenelope]

I lost it at the modest joke! XD

[Rosalaplayera204]

Am in modest tee hee. I lost it at that point too=)

[angelwings955]

Is it wrong of me to think that Crenshaw is the most charming and likeable character in this movie?

[PantisMantis]

Not at all. One of the worst crimes of this movie/documentary is that it waits until the end to finaly introduce somebody interesting.

[Gomess]

It helps that the doctor is an unemotional sanctimonious jackass.

[tobybirdmann]

crenshaw is by far the best actor

[YabaBaga]

He certainly shows more emotional depth than any of the principles.

[Tareltonlives]

His goat is a close second

[CarolinaOcelot]

@tobybirdmann

Say what you will about B movie directors, they can make likable weirdos (Torgo, Mickey, etc)