@DanielJacksonJ when someone is hit critically, suddenly, it can trigger certain muscle spasms that cause the body to react even after the brain has taken impact.
its called "COLLEGEhumor" so if your at middle school or high school, you're probably not understand COLLEGEhumor. yeah, and also if you're dumb....I LIKE THE VIDEO
@RagingKage ahh right thanks, yeah I thought it was something along those lines, but I supposed I'd have to have watched some to properly get the jist :D
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@DaKingDestroysZombie Look at your comment. Now look at mine. Back to yours. Now to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but since it is mine, it could be and already is like mine, and totally original, yet completely unoriginal and cliched.Look at yours, look back up where are you? You're at home typing random crap and confusing the hell out of your past and future self typing comments because you're bored. You look again, what's going on, you're done, it's inevitable, and inevitability is inevitable.
@DaKingDestroysZombie Look at your comment. Now look at mine. Back to yours. Now to mine. And you're slowly coming to realize you have no idea what the hell is going on, you aren't even typing, it doesn't make sense, youtube is a mindfuck and you are slowly coming to realize your words are useless and you are a waste and you haven't even watched the video because you are posting random comments. Look again, watch the video watch some Goddamn Phineas and Ferb just stop posting stupid shit... boom
@adolf4president I didn't spell "humor" wrong. Humour is the British spelling of the word. I was taught British English, not American English. If I was actually going to say College Humor, I would omit the U. Since it is not in their title.
@YouLiamTube lmfao, you corrected someone on their grammar WHILE making mistakes yourself??!! and you tell me it's not important????? HAHA, i only pointed it out because the irony was hilarious, but thanks for using caps and commas ;)
@adolf4president because humor is for dumbass americans and over here in australia we spell it humour because we can spell more than 6 words when stupid americans can only spell 5
@DaTubaDude97 kind of ironic that you're commenting on an american-made comedy video with your stupid nationalistic bullshit. Before you make any more failed attempts at insulting americans in any empty-minded way that you can, get the fuck off of our videos.
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my commnt
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
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TheMistermanboy 7 hours ago
Now demz... da... doh!
KILL4M4N 2 days ago
Ah they ruined the icarly series. :,(
Crazy3ZyKiller 4 days ago
How come David isn't funny? Go through any CH video with him in it and he never really does/says anything funny. He just seems like the weakest link.
fritzz363 5 days ago
@fritzz363 somebody never saw body swap....
lyfeisjust 3 days ago
@lyfeisjust I watched Body Swap, and it was alright, are there any others?
fritzz363 1 day ago
@fritzz363 There's the one where Sarah hits on him and he makes a weird noise.
iambored2006 2 days ago
@tonmereestgross how am I? Bitch
keepcalmanbecool 6 days ago
No, I saw it too
SkeloBoy3850 1 week ago
am i the only that realized the bullet was a nerf dart?
XxFlyingLigerXx 1 week ago
dem da teets?
paintfan100 1 week ago
Why so many dislikes? o_O?
iXavierTV 2 weeks ago
@iXavierTV thats what i thought, probably the audience because they was in it but weren't visible O_O
Dominator097 2 weeks ago
He killed his girlfriend.
shinkashank 2 weeks ago
@shinkashank
shinkashank 2 weeks ago
lol this is such a great parody. people need to either get cultured or stop watching college level humor and switch to cats sleeping videos.
mrtsunny 2 weeks ago
Y is this live ? It's not funny like this an the cheering is annoying, im going back to jake and amir
keepcalmanbecool 2 weeks ago
@keepcalmanbecool you are a fucking idiot...
tonmereestgross 2 weeks ago 2
How I met your mother parody?
Brom24 3 weeks ago
Sarah looks really good, like take my lunch money good
idkmiko594 3 weeks ago
doesnt david remind you of dan from how i met your mother?
CrazzedShinobi 3 weeks ago
Mr. H looks like Jigsaw! Thumbs up if u agree XD
DalleDayul 3 weeks ago
I love how he says fuck... makes me lol everytime
SlayerCh1ppy 3 weeks ago
Why so many dislikes? D:
MajeekProTV 3 weeks ago
Now dems, da teets.
PykohYT 1 month ago
optic j?
Th3FozZ 1 month ago
can anyone tell me how on a headshot he was still able to put his hand up, lmao
-danieljjackson..com
DanielJacksonJ 1 month ago
@DanielJacksonJ when someone is hit critically, suddenly, it can trigger certain muscle spasms that cause the body to react even after the brain has taken impact.
ianj30 1 month ago 9
y did he have a shirt there
cineminskyproduction 1 month ago
BOOM! Headshot
Emobannana1 1 month ago
the neighbor kinda looks like the mayor from buffy
nate252 1 month ago
of course he killed his date
tysongrl451 1 month ago
that was painful
phoenixbb770 1 month ago
Can I have an extra large cheese pizza?
MrNewyen1 1 month ago
fuck yes i am
TheonlyDarkoutlook 1 month ago
Today's my actual birthday...
fbiseyal 1 month ago
@fbiseyal okay?
iDrumForFunSH 1 month ago
@iDrumForFunSH well thumbs up....if u want
fbiseyal 1 month ago
NOW DEMZ............DA...........AAGHHH
nirmanyu97 1 month ago
Anyone else think Sarah was really attractive in the scene at 1:05?
p4r0xysm42 1 month ago
@p4r0xysm42 she is always attractive.to me at least
redshift912 1 month ago
did anyone else think he was going to say "now demz da teets at 1:43
theseabast 1 month ago
They should make the DOAH the new ending to the CH films. 2:30
JRobJams 1 month ago 3
"Now dems da teats" Hahahaha classic
Why does this have so many dislikes?
CheckOutMyPokemons 1 month ago
3. i hate mister honeycomb
5. mr h describes the size of his penis
6. pedobear
have fun
RedFlame19 1 month ago
Haha Dan's Binford shirt
TheBrodyOdy 1 month ago
Now demz da teets!
EpicFurryMurry 1 month ago 79
@EpicFurryMurry captian obvious is tht u
fishmunger2 1 month ago
Ok for everyone there the fucking same get over it
markjan22xbox 1 month ago 2
its called "COLLEGEhumor" so if your at middle school or high school, you're probably not understand COLLEGEhumor. yeah, and also if you're dumb....I LIKE THE VIDEO
khrismarts24 2 months ago
@khrismarts24 I'm in Junior High, I get it
LolifiedByMe 1 month ago
Too bad it's not a real tv show.
starkiller1289 2 months ago
i get it...
hbeezy2598 2 months ago
what is this a reference to? I think most people don't get what it's supposed to be a parody of... including myself :S
Tijnas617 2 months ago
@Tijnas617 Its a parody of old school comedy. Apparently its too complicated for today's youth.
RagingKage 2 months ago
@RagingKage Specifically, old school sitcoms.
spfccsmft 2 months ago
@RagingKage ahh right thanks, yeah I thought it was something along those lines, but I supposed I'd have to have watched some to properly get the jist :D
Tijnas617 3 weeks ago
wtf is this?
LauritsR 2 months ago
How can people dislike this? This was hilarious.
xKeffinx 2 months ago
hilarious!
johootly 2 months ago
New Catch Phrase
Now Dems, Da Teets
BlackManSlim562 2 months ago
take a bullet in the head and try to move your mouth to say doauaauaa
orangeboy0001 2 months ago
@orangeboy0001 Are you taking this video seriously? shit man, tat must be a really big stick
BTAL1ama 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
this shit was genius. how could so many ppl dislike it?
sebanole 2 months ago
@sebanole cause they hate things from the 80's or 90's i reckon this was a classic.
laeyZ 2 months ago
Kramer...
gelilaaa 2 months ago
Does Mr. H remind anybody else of Conan?
MichaelJSamuels 2 months ago 74
@MichaelJSamuels the Barbarian???????
honeydew455 1 month ago
nearly 5,000 people disliked this video?? O_o ?wtf? o_O
cdot11289 2 months ago
@cdot11289 Two words, "laugh track"
GregorTheEPIC 2 months ago
1:25 best bit
wateverwill 2 months ago
@MrMadi212 1 user isn't comparable to probably a million subscribers so. ya...
MrCouleursProduction 2 months ago
i want wacky neighbour 2
freshlense 2 months ago
I'm sorry to say, but I'm not going to watch collegehumor anymore if this is what it's come to...
MrMadi212 2 months ago
@MrMadi212 oh no what will they ever do...
ehandkz 2 months ago
@MrMadi212 look at the date this was posted dumbass. 2010
RogueSoldierr 2 months ago
since when did David keep his shirts at college humor
dobermangrl 2 months ago
NOW DEMS. DA. DOOHHGHHDGFJKHFGJKFG. *dies*
emzluvsyaall 2 months ago
Is that Conan O'Brian?
nace169 3 months ago
Why so many dislikes?
LiveForFunny 3 months ago
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LiveForFunny 3 months ago
A CAR. A FUCKING CAR!
libbotoppo 3 months ago
oink
NoFootballTeam 3 months ago
Screw you
lpain77 3 months ago
Sarah was hot back then with that long hair mmm
pve17 3 months ago
lmfao
TheMegaHazard 3 months ago
did anyone notice that he was shot with a rubber band?
AAtripleB 3 months ago
Now dems da teets! Lolz
ikegirl52 3 months ago
Bad Luck Bootsy?
DarknessOfTheWolf1 3 months ago
This video is DA TEETZ
ericosoave 3 months ago
hha
TheWutangmaster 3 months ago
LOL Tom Shillue
chinshihuandi 3 months ago
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Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop
coollary1 3 months ago 70
@coollary1 iv'e seen this comment 6 months ago your the troll
EverGrandeTV 3 months ago
@EverGrandeTV lol ik! i just copied n past it! i aint trollin just passing the jk on
coollary1 3 months ago
@coollary1 Look at your comment. Now look at mine. Back to yours. Back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you learned how to be original, it could look like mine. Look at yours, look back up where are you? You are alone, on your laptop, watching porn and dying slowly inside from lack of creativity. You look again, what is it? it is the utter realization that this comment is much more thought provoking, yet still a counter-troll. I win. GO MAC!!!!!!!!!!!
DaKingDestroysZombie 3 months ago
@DaKingDestroysZombie Look at your comment. Now look at mine. Back to yours. Now to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but since it is mine, it could be and already is like mine, and totally original, yet completely unoriginal and cliched.Look at yours, look back up where are you? You're at home typing random crap and confusing the hell out of your past and future self typing comments because you're bored. You look again, what's going on, you're done, it's inevitable, and inevitability is inevitable.
DaKingDestroysZombie 3 months ago
@DaKingDestroysZombie Look at your comment. Now look at mine. Back to yours. Now to mine. And you're slowly coming to realize you have no idea what the hell is going on, you aren't even typing, it doesn't make sense, youtube is a mindfuck and you are slowly coming to realize your words are useless and you are a waste and you haven't even watched the video because you are posting random comments. Look again, watch the video watch some Goddamn Phineas and Ferb just stop posting stupid shit... boom
DaKingDestroysZombie 3 months ago
@DaKingDestroysZombie I'm 2 cool for the second grade! dadadadadadadaddatttatatatatatdadadadaaaaaaaa
coollary1 3 months ago
@DaKingDestroysZombie Like seriously... dang man!
coollary1 3 months ago
@DaKingDestroysZombie ....Bro, you try to hard!
coollary1 3 months ago
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NoobSaibot124 3 months ago
@coollary1 D-d-d-d-d-d-douchebags!
NoobSaibot124 3 months ago
@NoobSaibot124 . . . . . ...........
coollary1 3 months ago
Wow, some people can't understand humour. -_- I'm Liking this video.
mewjounouchi 3 months ago 134
@mewjounouchi everyone was the same way with the jump the shark video which is one of my favs
Womper1992 2 months ago
@mewjounouchi
how do you spell humor wrong? THIS IS COLLEGE HUMOR.
adolf4president 1 month ago
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@adolf4president I didn't spell "humor" wrong. Humour is the British spelling of the word. I was taught British English, not American English. If I was actually going to say College Humor, I would omit the U. Since it is not in their title.
mewjounouchi 1 month ago
@adolf4president There is two ways of spelling humour/humor idiot.
YouLiamTube 1 month ago
@YouLiamTube There 'are' two ways IDIOT
leftbehindskyline 1 month ago
@leftbehindskyline Oh sorry, I thought this was the internet and not an English exam or formal letter?
YouLiamTube 1 month ago
@YouLiamTube lmfao, you corrected someone on their grammar WHILE making mistakes yourself??!! and you tell me it's not important????? HAHA, i only pointed it out because the irony was hilarious, but thanks for using caps and commas ;)
leftbehindskyline 1 month ago
@adolf4president both ways are right, fucktard.
ohyeametoo 1 month ago
@adolf4president because humor is for dumbass americans and over here in australia we spell it humour because we can spell more than 6 words when stupid americans can only spell 5
DaTubaDude97 1 month ago
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@DaTubaDude97 Oh my gosh, so harsh XD
mewjounouchi 1 month ago
@DaTubaDude97 kind of ironic that you're commenting on an american-made comedy video with your stupid nationalistic bullshit. Before you make any more failed attempts at insulting americans in any empty-minded way that you can, get the fuck off of our videos.
McCloudDash91 1 month ago
@DaTubaDude97 you mean 6 letters right? you mean 5 letters right?
leftbehindskyline 1 month ago
@leftbehindskyline yes i do
DaTubaDude97 1 month ago
@DaTubaDude97 6 words or 6 letters???:/
teh117 1 month ago
@DaTubaDude97 ure kidding im aussie and i dont give a shit how i spell homour but u get ure dick in a knot when someone spells it like homor
RoachShippoTV 1 month ago
When I got here: "Why does this have so many dislikes?"
Finished the video: "-_-... Dislike"
JohnnyVanilla1 3 months ago
@JohnnyVanilla1 It's a parody of bad sitcoms. It's funny because it's bad.
DreadDormmamu 3 months ago
@DreadDormmamu I thought this video was VERY funny
michaelhays92 3 months ago
haha seinfeld :D
KickItt2 3 months ago
lol
Lolroflmaololol 3 months ago
Bad Luck Boosty?
DarknessOfTheWolf1 3 months ago
dad?
MrAppleman97 3 months ago
LOL what the fuck you sayin' that's not funny?
TheBearSquid 3 months ago
EEP! Collegehumor and canned laughter DO NOT go together. Sad to say this is one of the few CH videos that I didn't like.
FibonaziProductions 3 months ago
@FibonaziProductions its a joke
rsk8abletv 3 months ago
@FibonaziProductions
Can you not see that it's clearly a spoof of Sitcoms with canned laughter ?
TheSorrow1O1 3 months ago
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@TheSorrow1O1 - Yeah I can see it, I'm allowed to dislike it all the same XD
FibonaziProductions 3 months ago
@FibonaziProductions ...thats the joke
Doommage33 3 months ago
@Doommage33 You suck, McBain!
RDBeatnik 3 months ago
Lol is my favorite character from collegehumor
Crazy3ZyKiller 3 months ago
Please bring more "Hardly Working the Sitcom" sketches!
h3rshel 3 months ago
co za asy
ugaboj 4 months ago 2
A perfect staple on everything wrong with sitcoms today.
1aundulxaldin 4 months ago
Why so many dislikes? This is so good!
Metalhead7517 4 months ago
They Just made me hate sitcoms
Tristen95gi 4 months ago
binford!
simongale43 4 months ago
Carcetti for Mayor shirt!!!! YES
Sully0020 4 months ago
And I thought there was a hardly workingI hadn't seen yet.
camobeast100 4 months ago
i ddnt get this
J3ANP3T3R 4 months ago
2:20 Anyone noticed the guy passing by and ruined the video's concept?
GravityKinG9 4 months ago 27
daves face @ 1:22 made me lol
W3bstarr 4 months ago
0:02 Hey Pear! Hey Peaar! NYAHAHAHA.
Mournful3ch0 4 months ago
Dems da teets
joeyman200 4 months ago
Dems da... To be continued.
YelaWaffle 4 months ago
Good somebody shot him.
wesscoast 4 months ago
Press 5 and Sarah will ask you "How big?"
SuperSeppie 4 months ago
@SuperSeppie how do ppl know what number to press??
sedwaykid 4 months ago
...Teets?
RarghImGunnaEatU 4 months ago
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2:26 best part
typag4 4 months ago
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typag4 4 months ago
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typag4 4 months ago
0:42 omg thats now officially my new 3 way hi five
Boost4lifeCP 4 months ago
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AnnieDifferent 4 months ago
Binford Tools :)
nodsib 4 months ago
this coulda been called, sitcom 2
XXXXXscenieXXXXX 4 months ago
I don't get it?
Pvsmuntje 4 months ago
I like this
imsofly114 4 months ago
D'OWAA!
SnowAngel114118 4 months ago
Kramer did always freak me out....
canuhereme23 4 months ago 2
seinfeld much?
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autumntree2011 4 months ago
I need to pee, but don't want to stop watching hardly working
OMQvariableQ 5 months ago
Dems da Teats
rockinrussianboy 5 months ago
@optimystikill shes one of my biggests fantasies
medranoandrese 5 months ago
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medranoandrese 5 months ago
I didn't like the sitcom theme
MyR0ach 5 months ago
Nice nerf gun bullet
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TheMrGuthrie 5 months ago 6
@TheMrGuthrie HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
JakeandElwoodBlues 4 months ago