Tattoo Assassins - cut footage HD1080

[DarKKnightt07]

This game was fucking stupid

[jwcsh]

Are you sure that the sprites in the wrong locations and the wrong sound effects being played are caused by faulty emulation? It looks like good old-fashioned bad programming to me.

[BigBangBlitz]

According to people who've actually played it, and more importantly worked on it, it's safe to say the emulation is at least close to the original, if not perfect.

[rumbazz]

Tattoo Assassins for XBLA and PSN store.

[JTheFatalist]

LMAO "It's Burgertime!" that is epic

[chinesebozo360150]

2:52-2:56 LMAO XD

[ward7921]

the black guy is one of the supporting characters in bloodsport 2

[Akutare]

Some of these are hilarious.

[DenOndeMusvit]

This game is an insult against humanity T_T

[leneyoyo]

My god I do not recall a biggest piece of CR@P ever in the story of the universe! :P

[KTP200]

fear the octonigger

[TriggerheartExcelica]

1:31

Most videos I see of this game have that sound play way too loud. What version of MAME was this recorded on?

[KaneRobot]

6:10 Based on the video from this point on, Truck could kick the ass of anyone in MK or Street Fighter.

[danielqv]

As a fighting game fan, I seriously wanna throw up right now, I'm not kidding

[DarklingSinx]

WTFFFFF??? *boom*

[Juggernaughty824]

how exactly does a battle last more than 10 secs?!

[TheOriginalTwichty]

tak summons poof the magic dragon?

[figment1988]

@TheOriginalTwichty it looks more like the unholy hybrid of Barney and Figment from Epcot's Journey into Imagination ride (without the horns and small wings)

[Killersnake432]

2:53 Oh god what?

[TheTekkenfanaat]

PERFECTION!

[WeAreMcCauley]

To say this game is bad would be an understatement.

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

@WeAreMcCauley Mortal Kombat is to Top Gun and Rambo, while Tattoo Assassins is to Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Deux.  Like the Hot Shots films, Tattoo Assassins is more of a parody than a ripoff/clone/wannabe/knockoff/­etc..

[WeAreMcCauley]

@MHMemeDoubleYourFun Oh, that makes sense, seeing as how silly this game is.

[thiagothedrummer]

i love this game

[thiagothedrummer]

what happened at 04:10???

[BigBangBlitz]

There is supposed to be a zamboni that comes out and hits the guy, but it looks like they didn't know how to program that in, or it's emulated wrong.

Oops!

[KainDrake]

Tak looks like Danny Trejo. O.O

[EponymousKid]

I have to say, I think the concept of shooting chain-smoking skulls with attitude out of the tattoo on your chest is probably the most 90s thing of all time.

[EponymousKid]

Also, it's not often that you see a game that makes you long for the good taste and restraint of the Mortal Kombat series.

[1983parrothead]

It's more of a parody than a rip-off of Mortal Kombat. And it was specifically developed by Data East Pinball, which is nearly the same people who worked for Data East USA, who also developed the criticized NES and FDS ports of the classic 1984 Karate Champ arcade.

[phenomz1]

the tatto concept is really awsome

[MiDSinister]

My favorite will always be the mass turkey shitting.

[aracdboy1]

keap back to arcade for jesse

[zweit9]

That man farted out a stream of bouncing turkey dinners. Holy crap.

[SketchHurricane]

I officially want to kill MYSELF

Other than that...Burger. Fucking. Time.

[Namrepus221]

According to what I've seen. This IS the final and emulated correctly game. There were only 2 copies of the cabinet out there. One is in Data East's "Vault" and the other was destroyed by a flood in Pittsburgh a few years ago.

[BigBangBlitz]

That's what i've heard, but I can't personally verify that.

If so, lol.

[djmogk]

Oh Daniel Pesina... major regrets now, huh? D:

[BigBangBlitz]

I thought it was him too, but it's actually a guy named Maurice.

[argantes]

Was Koldan played by Danny McBride?

[BigBangBlitz]

Kevin Knotts

[charge77]

I don't have any words for what I'm seeing.

[DaDewd]

I like how it says "Hammer time" for the anvil and not the gavel.

[TheConsuItant]

Oh god, that flaming fart fatality. My day has just been made, hahahahaha.

[jmr48080]

Sure, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, but I have to respect a game that has a man's skeleton jump out and kill a dude with the power of rock.

[CaptainCaballero]

2:22 PRO

[figment1988]

this game was good, but there was too many issues, such as the facts that when Data East Pinball worked on TA, aside from Joe Kaminkow, most of the staff had little experience in video games. Also they felt the need to give up when they saw games like Primal Rage, Killer Instinct, and of course, MK3 being more superior during the 1994 AMOA convention. As for the DeLorean fatality, that's a nod to Bob Gale who worked on TA as the screenplay writer (it's also a nod to Back to the Future).

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

@figment1988 And Data East Pinball is full of some of the same employees of Data East USA, the developer of the FDS / NES port of Karate Champ: Player VS. Player, simply titled as Karate Champ. Data East of Japan is far superior.

And this is more of a parody than a ripoff/clone/wannabe/knockoff/­cheapoff/etc. of MK.

[azuritereaction]

lol some of these are just so, so bad.... i'm going to link this on my facebook and twitter in a few hours haha, amazing.

i'd heard of this game and seen the fatalities before, but never in a compilation like this. awesome job (i'll link both this and the other one)

[BigBangBlitz]

Thanks!

Yeah they really didn't know what they were doing and didn't have much time to do it. That's a super combination for game development there.

[azuritereaction]

@BigBangBlitz btw, been subscribed to you for a while, thanks to you i FINALLY saw gameplay of Cosmic Race, wanted to see it ever since Game Players revealed why they used it as a 0 rating for so many magazines haha

[SeanStrife]

...this can't be real. No way in HELL can this be real...

[Ryfinius]

Hannah really gets a lot of mileage out of that handstand. I guess she never figured to just turn around.

4:06 - i'm guessing that meant to hit him? I don't see why he'd fall down in a pool of blood at the sight of a zamboni.

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

@Ryfinius While Karla is a skater, she made her opponent slip to death, due to the stage becoming as slippery as an ice skating rink.

[Energyone]

Also I think this is missing quite a few finishing moves, including all the nudealities.

[BigBangBlitz]

Those are omitted since only the violent stuff was going in. There's quite a bit more to this - animalities, nudalities, babalities, statue..alities? Hell I can't even explain some of these.

[Energyone]

Did the Pixelated Blood video have any of the 3D Mortal Kombat games? I might have missed it.

[FuPoo]

@Energyone I think it was called "Pixel"-ated Blood for a reason.

[BigBangBlitz]

Only commercially released 2d games. To make it less impossible. I wanted to do all sorts of crap but two hours is pushing it enough.

[Eidlones]

...his name is truck?

[BigBangBlitz]

Truck Davis.

Pretty sweet.

[retread01]

The best thing about Tattoo Assassins is that it makes Mortal Kombat look like a work of genius. The MK games are reasonably well made and had a lot of things going for them (I love MKII btw), but at times they can feel cheap and unfinished. TA shows just how bad a digitised fighter can be.

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

@retread01 Say hi to Shadow: War of Succession.

[evildarkleo]

the tiger is a little too rapey

[Doom2Guy]

And now you know why it never got released

Though I guess they could've improved it a lot, since it's unfinished and all

[animekid200]

GET UP AND FIGHT.

GGGEGEGEGGEGGGGGGGGGGGGEGEGGE

[Gigaspine7]

@animekid200 ROAD PIZZA