5 HOUR ENERGY VLOG!

[LeonKennedyFROMRE4]

steven is going to be fired. he hasn't made a white screen for vlogs in awile

[HurriShane00]

So he's promoting 8 hr enegry but named the vid 5 Hour energy

[Blademaster539]

I died at "I have neighbors!"

[gobias6]

Did anyone else look around when he mentioned the people off to the side?

[lady12480]

Lol i like subscribe video thing

[TrenchCoatPirates]

Don't lie Toby. You're fingers can't do that.

[dn1440dn]

lol he's tipsy

[dn1440dn]

its a drug not a drink

[lilangel2407]

That 'Hey! It's me! What's happening?' part makes me laugh everytime I watch this :')

[narutoluva2]

I just died laughing. Then came back to life to comment on your video.

[llamamilk4]

You drank 3 8 hour energy shots and you're not dead?! HOLY. FUCK.

[KRAJJI96]

when he started to get more Tobuscus-essy

[PyrozPlayground]

Toby's waaaaay too good at acting fruity... you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Although that's what my friends say everytime I talk with a lisp just for fun... I hate those fuckers when they do that. X'D

[foxstriker1]

a tobuscus video with under 1 mil views?!?!?!

[ikaninjau2]

I'm the best viewer ever and you're not.

[bradyboysqpr123]

thanks



[syafiqah28]

straight/gay LOL

[torontobills]

take 2 shots

[sumry99]

his lisps are soooo sexy

[MrDJ1235]

he has come a long way

[MrDJ1235]

he has come a long way.

[CaptainEnderman]

Toby had no friends... FOREVER ALONE!

[Drreviewman]

I kinda want to send toby a light-up shirt that says "COLORFULL SEQUENCES" on it.

[Rainbowpie74]

The ironic thing being he does this in most of his lazyvlogs :P

[fluffandstuf]

thank yoooouuuu your my favorite youtuber im glad we have this mutual love :D

[Kipicus]

Açai = (Ah-Sigh) The letter ç is pronounced as Sssssssssss. Ah-sssssssssssssigh. The longer you drag it out, the less likely you will be slapped by a Brazilian.

I dunno what I'm talking about... I am watching Tobuscus with a bad head cold. I'm getting flash back to being trained at L'Occitane to sell a new Brazilian Açai Sun Lotion. It smelled awesome. The trainer guy taught us it was correctly pronounced (Ah-Sigh) because we get a lot of Brazilian customers in america, cuz it's cheaper here.

[brotherbear92]

@Kipicus Funny how in a later video (threw it on the ground sequel) he actually pronounces it correctly.

[Kipicus]

@brotherbear92 Yeah, I love Threw it on the Ground. xD That was great.

[332Teekster]

I love this vid! He should do stuff like this one more often :)

[fernny619]

click on the video to have toby tell you that you are the best viewer ever!:D

[misstechtips]

but i thought you 'THREW IT ON THE GROUND'

[vfpallot]

Yes I'm watching this video in 2012, a little early there don't you think

[KillerMewGrape]

Thumps up if your watching this in 2011/2012

[dreamsoflove15]

Wow. You look like such a baby here, Toby...

[IAMLOUD2]

what does that even mean? im not pregnant. shut up. (<== lol)

[TheYoungestof6]

honestly, you act more yourself when you don't start with something to talk about

[lagsaur]

Tobuscus in a white room, yeah that does sound boring...but I wonder if...

[JazzuhmuhTazz]

gay toby <3

[cato185]

Thatbface thing is one helluva talent

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

HEEH!! ITH ME, WHATH HAPPENEEN?

I laughed and laughed laughed

[NarutoKazukiSparda]

...Somehow I'm not that uncomfortable with Toby flirting with me..I'm a guy..........

[cheetagirl72]

toby has energy drinks...great...thats just what he needs *sarcasm*

[number1nigahigafan1]

All of Toby's old vlogs sound like he's drunk.XD

[GeorgeJamesKillough]

Noooo!!! I'm the best viewer!!!

[NerdyKoala25]

I'M THE BEST VIEWER EVER. SUUUCK IT!

[1996bradster]

Nice gay straight composing better than last time

[TheSugarAlchemist]

Thumbs up if Toby told you that you are the best viewer ever!

[Fibah]

@TheSugarAlchemist Mwuhahahha now all the subscribers to the Tobuscus channel who havent seen this arent the best viewers

[tamushcale]

@TheSugarAlchemist you makeme feel less special

[bangNL94]

@TheSugarAlchemist He didn't :'( He made special video all for my in which he did not tell me I'm the best viewer...

[TarksTV]

DONT PRESS ON THE VIDEO TO PAUSE IT !! ITS A TRAP!

[EmoVincentValentine]

0:58 tobuscus orgasms

[link5634]

I hate to break it to all you people but Toby and I are getting married so that makes me the best viewer just sayin feel free to thumbs up if your marrying Toby too

[Statusinator]

I bet this drink is banned in most countries now XD

[ASovietTinCan]

Drink CRUNK its got HORNY GOAT WEED in it

[firedragonsage88]

He has neighbors.

[GreenCauldron08]

@firedragonsage88 We think alike

[saiditohe1]

Is he on the loo

[gleehehe123]

charlie sheen is...i mean toby turner is crazy...

[beingfunny123]

anyone notice that he's holding up 8 hour energy but the title of the video is 5 hour energy vlog?

[Katiiedance4lyfe]

He sounds like he is drunk

[oshbaaya]

LOL LMAO OMG TOBY SOOOO FUNNY

[Bounsingonbongos1]

Omg so funny

[CTBKewatt]

Old tobby isnt as funny as the present day tobby

[NerdyKoala25]

Thank you. My friends told me I looked good today too :D

[cakijs14]

Its so wierd when he is talking so slowly ;D

[OmgBsitka]

white shirt + white walls + white lamp = rehab D:

[jyunit95]

i have found my way into the toby underground

[xx0kray0xx]

Bring back Toby tells tales!!!!! :)

[dcTalk4evr]

I love your hair, Toby. Haha. XD

[DefiniteMC]

toby should do toby tells tales again who's with me :)

[imnotrandomyouare]

i love gay toby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NostalgicTimeMan]

So that's how Toby contracted ADHD. I'm pretty sure he inspired Charlie Sheen. lmao I love Toy. :)

[JakeCusick94]

"I'm used to sequins on my shirt. Sequins of sparkly sequins." That made me laugh so much! Toby I like your old stuff a lot, but I also like your new stuff too! Keep up the good work!

[Matthew1027]

5hour energy? No wonder yur so frikin hyper.. That shot is liquid crack..

[telekinovice]

from 54-59 toby becomes SUPBUSCUS *for 8 hours*

[ThatWeirdGirlWhoActs]

Does anyone else think Toby looks like Zach Braff from Scrubs in this video?

[NekoReaper1012]

I've been practicing. Straight/G so anyway, now that he's gone, i just wanted to say you look very nice to day, and you're hair you put a lot of.. eehh product in it. I don't know.

[TheGreatYmir]

i clicked the video to pause it so i could look at the comments and it kept telling me im the best viewer ever :D

[MusicMaster253]

OMFG I tried pausing it and it kept starting over.... -.- I hate traps...

[bamburn04]

So this is why Toby is so hyper all the time haha

[uberawesomeification]

In this country we speak the King's english! Yo name is Toby!

[xorangepotatoex]

you're handsome, so even when you have nothing to say, i still enjoy watching you. thank you for being sexayyyy!

[Zarnirox]

Gay Toby likes me. U Jelly?

[lwkleijn]

1:16

[ZeonPeon]

Hell yeah, I'm the best viewer ever!

[pacificfrost]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was this the first of Stephen!!?!?! He Mentioned off screeness peoples

[shadowa753]

i bet your all jealous, toby said im the best viewer ever.

[Trakheed]

ironic, i got a 5-hour energy ad before watching this video

[dashcooper1]

this was in 2009 and its still making him hyper now in 2011

[Nneon88]

He was drinking 8 hr energy, but this is called 5 hr energy! Toby! Don't you lie to me! TOBY!!! </3

[StewieGriffinruleify]

this is like drunk Toby...



[ansanche]

toby! whats up!

[Cambriheed]

I fucking love old Tobuscus. Er.. young.. tobuscus... Yeah.

[Taybuscus87]

I'm the best viewer!!! He was talking to me guys not you

[zutara4ever222]

hahah I have nieghbors too!!

[physcoMatt]

so um... thats a huge description

[mellyroxurwickedsox]

Ahahahaha myspace link lol

[championvideos]

None of you are the best viewer. Only me.

[OrangeSamarai]

@championvideos THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!!!!!

[TheatrechicKayla]

R u high

[Ulltangen]

This is very old and he still has nothing to talk about! Thats what makes toby so awesome!

[CoolCoconutMonster]

the beginning of the video made me cry..... of happiness

[cassie46397]

thumbs up because i agree with all of you

[diannabowen]

Thumbs up if you are sick of people telling you to thumbs up

[TheIVGamer]

@diannabowen i'm sick of people being sick of people who ask for thumbs up...

[SupernaturalBaby08]

@diannabowen You're not helping.

[ichuckyourface]

@diannabowen You're like Starburst.. a contradiction. Still, thumbs up-ed.

[LilHackR]

@diannabowen uhhh...are u stupid or just wanted to see dumbass's thumbs up ur comment cos they cant read? -_-

[diannabowen]

@LilHackR dude, it was a joke, chill out

[AliceInUnderland666]

@diannabowen

lol...

[dieskie2479]

@diannabowen That's ironic!

[diannabowen]

@dieskie2479 that's the point!

[dieskie2479]

@diannabowen Lol ;)

[KoopaDrybones]

Press 6 for toby on crack!

[carlmike94]

Pause at 1:05 xD

[spetnaz777]

and then he throws some on the ground

[animemefreak74]

I typed in 5 horu energy because I'm so sick of every advertisment being "WHOOAAAA SO TIRED NOW!"

[PersonHalo123]

wait till its at 0:02 and then click the screen

[citrushottie123]

click 5 until he says vegas then 6!!! lol

[ECfan1901]

you've got a freakishly long pinky finger. that's awesome.

[HowtobeaDeadMouse]

1. i have no friends

[sashakatie1]

so drunk toby is lik normal toby but 8 hour energy toby is the toby tht should had been lik drunk toby.. wow tht was confusing

[Lancaster0517]

Thanks you, for saying that I was the best viewer ever.

[SuperLaserFace]

press "1" IF YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!

[MrUrbanThinker1]

he need more of these talks! Besides the vlogs haha

[MrLinks01]

i love his face at 1:03 XD

[SHINeeforme]

1:40 What if the viewers don't have hair?

[sgtwok]

I think that stuff works...

[TheAbyssalDream]

Thumbs up if you still are the best viewer

[nikitavz]

toby what have you drenked?

DRUNKENES FLUED?

[ohHEYitsRegan]

That energy supplement has Yerba in it. If I remember correctly, Justine LOOOOOVEEEEESSS that Yerba stuff.

[oreoiscoolification]

YAY GAY TOBY!!!!!!!!!

[ShadowAnimator31]

I actually got my hair done today :D THANKS GAY TOBY

[annamariadowns]

drunk on energy... MAHAHA.

[darknessesknife]

god damned i hate the fucking new youtube bar at the bottom of the screen thing i cant click the little links... it makes me sad

[LelouchViBritannia13]

LOL I love how you seem drunk in this. Your woman voice is hilarious <3333

[SirezX]

oh wow i'm retarded right now...disregard my previous comment :P

[SirezX]

AND! I cannot click the frikin 'girl saved by iPod link'! stupid new YouTube!!!

[SirezX]

Thanks Toby I love you too...can I be one of your million+ friends? ^_^

[BaBzLuLu]

@1:23 I actually pulling an awkward while smiling at his adorable face, like if he actually speaking to me and wanting my reaction. How sad...

[clayparkerreach]

XD



[fullmoonwolf1969]

press 6 heaps for toby gasp

[suddenlywalrus]

LMFAO that was scary... i want to watch it again XDDDDD

[PlayThatDvD]

keep pressing 0 or 0:00 for the best compliment of Toby ever :D

[spikepurple13]

YOU are the shit. for real dude. your like my new favorite. XD subscribed!!!

[axelnobodie23]

1:13



[Abbokabbabo]

i have that lamp ... STRAIGHT/GAY

[meganubis]

at 0:56 for about 3 secands reminds me of that kid who shoved a remote up his butt rofl



[TheInvinciblespartan]

@meganubis wasent that becase the kid lost world of warcraft

[Jeskers18]

I've been up for 18, going on 19, hours straight. Dead tired. Watching this video, now i feel hyper.

[GermStomper]

Why did this Vlog seem as crazy as a Charlie Sheen Vlog? o.o

[DevinTheNumberEleven]

I actually got a design in my hair today :3

Thanks toby :D

[noorio789]

toby dont put the anottations down i cant press them

[audrey18467]

i know what u mean i went to vegas for a month and i wore a sequense dress :3 U RULE TOBY bye bye now :3

[HoggyMyHoggy]

This man is god.

[tensejim]

LOL...that was random

[evilanakie]

pft you never have anything 2 say dude BUT THIS PANCAKE IS UPSIDE DOWN ONTHE ROoOF with yo mum

[andrewodell1]

fag

[GB016768]

first ever lazy vlog

[awesometatous]

Yah that was kind of rude to say you would stop watching his vids if he was gay

[GTSampsn]

@chaoscreator2698 why?

[Desyncronized]

The world will end....... when Toby has coffee

[ImCool415]

I... AM... THE BEST.... VIEWER... EVAR!!! O.o

[MangoToucan]

@chaoscreactor2698 of course he's straight. The gay lisp is just one of the things that he does that makes him absolutely hilarious

[chaoscreator2698]

@MangoToucan oh good cuz if he was i would stop watching his vlogs!

[ExtraJordgubb]

@chaoscreator2698 Why? What do you have against gay people?

[KingOwnage123]

@MangoToucan tell that to boone

[TVMaXii]

Toby: You are the best viewer ever. Just wanted you to know that.

Me : Well thank you Toby, you are the best youtuber ever