I can relate to this. Picture the scene. School. Hot new girl. She asks me to pass her an apple at lunch. I take the sticker off and get it stuck in her. I say I'll get that and end up nearly ripping her scalp off.
The great thing about Conan is that he actually makes things up as he goes along. I feel like Leno sticks to canned humor and doesn't invent, because "it's not in the contract." Leno is a putz.
So one time I was watching this awesomely hilarious Conan clip with Bill Hader and a pretty girl, but then some dumbass ad with a fist got in my face and ruined my fun time. Give me back my fun time big fist. There's some vented frustration for you.
@Gynecologist There was once a comedian named Jerry Lewis. This sounds a lot like Jerry Lewis who was an inspiration for the scientist on The Simpsons.
@maryzanone Plenty of us men are like that. The thing is, pretty much none of us truly geeky guys are actually good looking. You ladies need to lower your standards.
@S: leno didnt have the ratings for years either. leno also had great lead-in shows, unlike conan, who had a REALLY sucky lead-in: JAY LENO'S 10 PM SHOW. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@seattle0002 Wrong, Jay Leno didn't get the ratings so they gave him his original time slot. Jay leno sucks ass, but for some reason he has priority over conan. He was doing fine where he was, why they decided to move him, I dont know
i have crossed my fingers and think letterman will announce conan to take over his show in march to fight leno's comeback since dave's contract is up this year and conan will be able to legally do an interview in march. fantasy? very much so. But either way, Jay is seriously gonna tank when he comes back and so is nbc unless they pay millions more to fix the problem AGAIN by bringing conan back! nbc: the most retarded network tv can get.
jay leno's ratings were way worse than conans, so jay wanted to get his show back by doing something that he knew would anger conan and cause him to leave.
What in the world are you blabbering about? Conan was booted because Leno had a 150 million dollar buyout for his show while Conan had a 45 million buyout for his show. The NBC executives booted the host that was least expensive, this had nothing to do with Conan's ratings. I know you're retarded so I'm not gonna take the "Conan's fans are stupid." comments seriously. I'm sorry you weren't so lucky in the gene pool, it wasn't your fault man. There's no need to be so bitter about it.
"WOW I just pwned the hell out of all these guys LOL, dumbasses ;) WHY CANT ANYONE SEE HOW AWESOME I AM?????????????? what a bunch of dipshits...lol, go back to school and learn all your facts !!! WHY ISNT ANYONE COMMENTING ON HOW AWESOMELY SMART I AM?????????????????? ... *looks in mirror and cries* I cant hear the laughter anymore
Y'know, I've kind of been trying to watch Letterman recently, and granted, he's better than the Chin, but he's just not that funny. I mean, a lot of his jokes are actually pretty good, but his delivery is bad. With all the 'umm's and 'ah's, by the time he gets to the punchline, there's just not a whole lotta punch left. Long story short, Letterman over that smarmy s.o.b. Leno, no question-- but he's no Conan.
Conan has changed my perspective on Late Night comedy forever...I mean First it was Carson, Then Letterman...but Conan brought something entirely new and fresh to the Late Night table and I really do hope he comes back in full avenging force!!! Maybe this fall we'll see him on Fox.
@thisisspartacus haha I started watching Jimmy too after Coco left I'll probably continue to watch them both I can't afford to miss Jimmy's Jay Leno impersonation.
@lguerrra2 Letterman used to be great but he's been phoning it in for years. I like Conan (and he has my undying respect for writing some classic Simpsons episodes) but personally my favourite late night host is definitely Craig Ferguson.
@Psykel Oh, no doubt. I have no problem with Letterman, he's paid his dues and earned his position many, many times over. The problem with that creatively though, is that he doesn't need, or seemingly want, to try anymore. It means that he will continue to do the same thing with progressively less success until he retires. You will never see anything fresh on his show. Which is fine- he has no obligation to step down and what he provides consistently and familiarly is what a lot of want to watch
@peanutbrittle50 I just think that someone like Craig Ferguson deserves more recognition than he gets: firstly, because his conversational style is inherently more unpredictable and therefore, to me at least, more interesting than the heavily prepared interviews of someone like Letterman; and secondly, because he is frequently changing things up/trying new things, with varying degrees of success. On a personal level, I also find him generally more charming and funnier than the other guys.
@lguerrra2 Eloquintely put.As much as i used to love Dave(and he was undoubtedly hilarious),the day that Hugh Grant went on The Tonight Show and Leno had his first ratings win it seemed to break Dave's spirit,sadly.
lol bill hader trying to be as funny as conan
stalemate225 3 weeks ago
@stalemate225 Please. Conan wishes he was as funny and talented as Bill.
insectstripperpole 2 weeks ago
Conan is naturally funny ! its just what he does! Very underrated guy
osky283 1 month ago
Conan stands above the rest because of his improv.
Nuff' said
DeeJayJive 2 months ago 2
I'd go nerdy for her. Lol
Smartalek101 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Conan deserved better :( I love this. Thanks for the upload.
kingjohn219 3 months ago
I dont get the Leno chirps, he's probably one of the nicest people in showbiz
thehoeks 4 months ago
@thehoeks Nice try Jay Leno
SuperTjung 1 month ago
why's Conan feel like he's got to 1up everyone? there wasn't much reason for him to stand up and run around during that.
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@porcupotomus shut up.... shut up
xraidedlok 4 months ago
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What a ridiculous statement.
LieselDraper 4 months ago
I wish you let us hear the noise as well
ItsMichelleOmg 5 months ago
For some reason, Conan pulls it off but the other guy looks foolish.
KrfNYC2 7 months ago
That was moronical. Conan and Bill looked like they were jump her bones any minute.
codeking32 7 months ago
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no stfu conan. bill hader is trying to be cute and adorable and youre fucking it up with your over-acting.
fallAndgoBOOM 8 months ago
Bill Hader reminds me of Jerry Lewis here.
FrigidArtic 8 months ago
Fred Armisen better
ChristMelee 10 months ago
Bill Hader is the shit.
jwicklun 11 months ago 12
I can relate to this. Picture the scene. School. Hot new girl. She asks me to pass her an apple at lunch. I take the sticker off and get it stuck in her. I say I'll get that and end up nearly ripping her scalp off.
Smooth.
Swarm1000 11 months ago
@Swarm1000 The best part of your story is when you say you got it stuck "in" her. Freudian slip FTW !
ilovebrandnewcarpets 11 months ago 3
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HA! :D
Swarm1000 11 months ago
@Swarm1000 LMAO
cait72590 11 months ago
Bill Hader is the best of the current SNL cast.
BonScottAC 11 months ago 7
ah pardon me maam ah hello LOL best part
TheUnP0ssible 1 year ago
IM WITH COCO!
816nnm 1 year ago
Bill <3 <3
*swoons*
cait72590 1 year ago 3
i love conan!!<3
ShaSammie31308 1 year ago
thats not jessica Szohar
forshow123456789 1 year ago
@forshow123456789 Yes, it is.
himissalice7 1 year ago
@himissalice7 o yeahhhh. now i see. she look totally different from what she always looks like. My bad
forshow123456789 1 year ago
Leno blows!
winkydee 1 year ago 6
lol this is awesome.
lonelygnome1 1 year ago
conan is to chicken parm sandwich as leno is to..... poo poo on the ends of a wonder bread loaf.
samur3 1 year ago
The great thing about Conan is that he actually makes things up as he goes along. I feel like Leno sticks to canned humor and doesn't invent, because "it's not in the contract." Leno is a putz.
DohaRoha 1 year ago 30
So one time I was watching this awesomely hilarious Conan clip with Bill Hader and a pretty girl, but then some dumbass ad with a fist got in my face and ruined my fun time. Give me back my fun time big fist. There's some vented frustration for you.
betterthanbooks 1 year ago 12
Who is this girl and why dose she deserve to be in Conan's presence?
zaccds 1 year ago
@zaccds she's hot you ugly tard.
iMPERiOUS 1 year ago
I asked who she is, not if she's hot. Who is she to act so stuck up in front of Conan.
zaccds 1 year ago
@zaccds any hot chick is allowed to be in COCO's presence. when was she acting stuck up? sensitive much?
iMPERiOUS 1 year ago
It was a joke, obviously you got it.
zaccds 1 year ago
@zaccds lol, no it wasn't.
macarion 1 year ago
I cant beleive nbc let leno back and take conans place
-dumbasses-
glockcocked1 1 year ago 10
My glasses are fogging!
Metalfanmusicfan 1 year ago
Conan makes a great nerd impression, lol
Pehobbes 1 year ago 2
@Pehobbes Sounds like the voice of the scientist on The Simpsons
Gynecologist 1 year ago
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Pehobbes 1 year ago
@Gynecologist What, Frink? Dude, Professor Frink rules.
Pehobbes 1 year ago
@Gynecologist There was once a comedian named Jerry Lewis. This sounds a lot like Jerry Lewis who was an inspiration for the scientist on The Simpsons.
jimmyDisgustipated 1 year ago 3
@violetoctohedron Lord knows that that's the truth.
187Unseen 1 year ago
The 3 of them are a lot of fun to watch. It's always funny when Conan acts all nerdy around pretty actresses. Looking forward to his next TV show!
hockeyhubbub 1 year ago
I miss Conan....=/
Andohish 1 year ago
I wish more men were like that!
maryzanone 1 year ago
@maryzanone Plenty of us men are like that. The thing is, pretty much none of us truly geeky guys are actually good looking. You ladies need to lower your standards.
convito 1 year ago
@convito i dont think she meant "nerds", rather "outragiously funny and spontaneous" or something in that general direction
SuckItLily 1 year ago
@maryzanone haha I'm always wary of men that are smarter than women, but I have to agree! Conan is sexy as shit!
TheGoldWatch 1 year ago
She might find their behavior endearing, but 4:1 says after this show she took a dick from a roid head who looks like he belongs on Jersey Shore
FlawdaFootball 1 year ago
Conan looks so cute when he's wiping his "glasses" lol <3
nycglitztap 1 year ago
Those were the good ol' days. I miss Conan. :(
noisyrag 1 year ago 4
Oh man, this really makes me miss Conan. I used to watch every episode on Hulu. Jay Leno sucks big fat cock.
squeege421 1 year ago
LOL MY TAUNTAUN
melsizzlee 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
cacaman11 1 year ago
Bill Hader is one of the few bright spots on SNL these days.
theballer04 1 year ago 7
What the crap?!?! ROFL!!
weeoo86 1 year ago
Bill and Conan are hilairious!
donnieaveryfan17 1 year ago
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Conan needs to stop being a little bitch. He didn't get the ratings so they gave the show back to Jay. Man up you pussy.
seattle0002 1 year ago
@S: leno didnt have the ratings for years either. leno also had great lead-in shows, unlike conan, who had a REALLY sucky lead-in: JAY LENO'S 10 PM SHOW. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
rumpole33 1 year ago
@seattle0002 Wrong, Jay Leno didn't get the ratings so they gave him his original time slot. Jay leno sucks ass, but for some reason he has priority over conan. He was doing fine where he was, why they decided to move him, I dont know
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seattle0002 1 year ago
@FearRain Leno was #1 before they asked him to give his old show up. NBC messed up, not Leno.
seattle0002 1 year ago
best late night host ever
UFCBrockLesnar1 1 year ago 5
Leno's joke is out dated... only old people watch Leno...
paperboy204 1 year ago 7
Conan is way better than the other talk-show hosts. Jay Leno suckz
arasimo231 1 year ago 9
"my glasses are fogging!" LMFAO
ddragov1c 1 year ago 5
Conan is brilliant with impromptu humor.
imadude113 1 year ago 10
i have crossed my fingers and think letterman will announce conan to take over his show in march to fight leno's comeback since dave's contract is up this year and conan will be able to legally do an interview in march. fantasy? very much so. But either way, Jay is seriously gonna tank when he comes back and so is nbc unless they pay millions more to fix the problem AGAIN by bringing conan back! nbc: the most retarded network tv can get.
ll0702 1 year ago 4
Letterman apparently going to host PAST 30 years. At least as long as Carson.
Ecksntrick8 1 year ago
DID CONAN JUST MAKE A STAR WARS REFERENCE!?!
thats awesome...
nevermafia 1 year ago
lol, she's like wtf is going on, bend over and take it bitch
user696969 2 years ago 5
lol, she's hot as fluganhousen! who the hell is jessica szohar?!?
ll0702 1 year ago 3
Funniest 30 sec i have ever seen
jimmyhooha 2 years ago 4
jay leno's ratings were way worse than conans, so jay wanted to get his show back by doing something that he knew would anger conan and cause him to leave.
coopdavile 2 years ago 4
They went from sexy to nerdy to Velociraptor.
EagleEye812 2 years ago
i will beat you in level seven where gondor rulessss!!! (then the nose glasses push up thing) haha his nerd schtick is too good
djordan22 2 years ago 3
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poops1 2 years ago
Conan's ratings had nothing to do with this, poops.
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sandal, you think conan would have still gotten kicked out of the tonight show if he was beating letterman???????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
shit, you are proof positive of just how stupid so many of conan's fans are LOL
conan is smart for sure, but he definitely attracts stupid people. i bet you loved masturbating bear, didn't you?? LOL
you keep tellin yourself his ratings had nothing to do with him gettin BOOTED ;)
poops1 2 years ago
What in the world are you blabbering about? Conan was booted because Leno had a 150 million dollar buyout for his show while Conan had a 45 million buyout for his show. The NBC executives booted the host that was least expensive, this had nothing to do with Conan's ratings. I know you're retarded so I'm not gonna take the "Conan's fans are stupid." comments seriously. I'm sorry you weren't so lucky in the gene pool, it wasn't your fault man. There's no need to be so bitter about it.
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poops1 2 years ago
i bet you love wbush dont you.
jorgbaits 2 years ago
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poops1 2 years ago
poops1 interior monologue:
"WOW I just pwned the hell out of all these guys LOL, dumbasses ;) WHY CANT ANYONE SEE HOW AWESOME I AM?????????????? what a bunch of dipshits...lol, go back to school and learn all your facts !!! WHY ISNT ANYONE COMMENTING ON HOW AWESOMELY SMART I AM?????????????????? ... *looks in mirror and cries* I cant hear the laughter anymore
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poops1 2 years ago
Coco will come back and kick Leno's ass in ratings, I assure u, we'll see in September
kingnek 2 years ago 3
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@kingnek
LOL
dude, he couldnt even beat that old douche letterman LOLOLOL
poops1 2 years ago
go troll elsewhere leno will die sooner and later and all of us will celebrate the old farts death
narckiller002 2 years ago 3
poops1, as I say, we'll see in September :) Let us see if Coco fans will LOL or backstabbing Big Jaw Leno will smile at applebee's
kingnek 2 years ago
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no everyone's gonna realize how good letterman is and watch him instead
northberlin 2 years ago
northberlin, hey I like Letterman too, but I think Conan is better. I think the only one who should go is that lamo Leno
kingnek 2 years ago 8
heh, how long will Letterman stay on TV anyway?
ThePizzadawg 2 years ago
Y'know, I've kind of been trying to watch Letterman recently, and granted, he's better than the Chin, but he's just not that funny. I mean, a lot of his jokes are actually pretty good, but his delivery is bad. With all the 'umm's and 'ah's, by the time he gets to the punchline, there's just not a whole lotta punch left. Long story short, Letterman over that smarmy s.o.b. Leno, no question-- but he's no Conan.
lguerrra2 1 year ago 78
China?
NineteenSixtySeven19 1 year ago
China...? Oh! No, I said "the Chin". I meant Leno. Sry. Lol.
lguerrra2 1 year ago
How embarrassing ... lol
NineteenSixtySeven19 1 year ago
Right on! My exact sentiments on Leno.
Conan has changed my perspective on Late Night comedy forever...I mean First it was Carson, Then Letterman...but Conan brought something entirely new and fresh to the Late Night table and I really do hope he comes back in full avenging force!!! Maybe this fall we'll see him on Fox.
bebowilliams 1 year ago 3
Letterman's style is kind of old school. If you imagine his show in black and white and his voice sounding a little "old timey" you'd get it.
Until we get Coco back, I've switched to Jimmy Kimmel though.
thisisspartacus 1 year ago 8
@thisisspartacus haha I started watching Jimmy too after Coco left I'll probably continue to watch them both I can't afford to miss Jimmy's Jay Leno impersonation.
Inflictor77 1 year ago
@lguerrra2 Letterman used to be great but he's been phoning it in for years. I like Conan (and he has my undying respect for writing some classic Simpsons episodes) but personally my favourite late night host is definitely Craig Ferguson.
peanutbrittle50 10 months ago 3
@peanutbrittle50 I guess it's kind of challenging to be funny 5 nights a week for (roughly) 60 years. :)
Psykel 9 months ago
@Psykel Oh, no doubt. I have no problem with Letterman, he's paid his dues and earned his position many, many times over. The problem with that creatively though, is that he doesn't need, or seemingly want, to try anymore. It means that he will continue to do the same thing with progressively less success until he retires. You will never see anything fresh on his show. Which is fine- he has no obligation to step down and what he provides consistently and familiarly is what a lot of want to watch
peanutbrittle50 9 months ago
@peanutbrittle50 I just think that someone like Craig Ferguson deserves more recognition than he gets: firstly, because his conversational style is inherently more unpredictable and therefore, to me at least, more interesting than the heavily prepared interviews of someone like Letterman; and secondly, because he is frequently changing things up/trying new things, with varying degrees of success. On a personal level, I also find him generally more charming and funnier than the other guys.
peanutbrittle50 9 months ago 4
@peanutbrittle50 Well, I agree with you. Letterman is fine, but I preffer O'Brien on account him not only being funnier, but more unpredictable.
Psykel 9 months ago
@peanutbrittle50 Let's just hope that Dave gives the Late Show to Craig.Could you imagine what Craig would do if he had a budget behind him?
CharlesBartowskiHere 8 months ago
@lguerrra2 Eloquintely put.As much as i used to love Dave(and he was undoubtedly hilarious),the day that Hugh Grant went on The Tonight Show and Leno had his first ratings win it seemed to break Dave's spirit,sadly.
CharlesBartowskiHere 8 months ago
@lguerrra2 but classic letterman is just as good as conan if not better.
scootsie119 7 months ago
@lguerrra2 Well said man
jonnycox001 6 months ago
haha..and this is why i love coco.
psychedelictam 2 years ago 4
go coco
LighterB 2 years ago 20
Nerds FTW. Hot people never get real humor. Just watch Jessica's face for proof.
swordofgenesis 2 years ago 41
@swordofgenesis she seems to laugh out loud dude..
mickehill 11 months ago
my glasses are fogging! hahaha
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95DMS 2 years ago
conan being a nerd is my favorite!
dtownkid 2 years ago 21
Conan is wayyy better then Leno. Leno's jokes are stale.
RadioJuicebox 2 years ago 343
much like their food, people over 60 like it tasteless :)
shugies 2 years ago 28
THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS!
TuscanWonder995 2 years ago 25
that woman didn't get it.
rania3830 2 years ago 29
Hot chicks never get it. That's why I prefer to date ugly women.
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true man true
lazy24zzz 1 year ago
Models don't understand much of anything.
humby123 2 years ago 18
Conan says once that he wants he's comedy can work without sound,I try and it's funny too!
homeroribas 2 years ago 14
HOT BITCH!
CleverDjembe 2 years ago
Conan is the funniest person ever!
MusicLoverKelly 2 years ago 167
Remember, kids, you can do ANYTHING in life, AS LONG AS Jay Leno doesn't want to do it too.
brownteal21 1 year ago 169
@brownteal21 and remember to smile :D
sherlockkoleno 5 months ago
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keep thumbs downing me you fucking idiots,
but this video isnt funny, it's an example of whats bad about conans comedy,
the good thing about conan is he can write jokes that really surprise you. this shit is not what is good about him
FallenPatriotic 2 years ago
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conan tries too hard sometimes
FallenPatriotic 2 years ago
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i agree
Shadowburn110 2 years ago
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Couple of douche bags
mxfx45 2 years ago
BAHAHAAHAHA! Conan is so wirey, I LOVE HIM!!
Irochka2525 2 years ago 6
That was the funniest 30 seconds of my life!
LousyCanadian 2 years ago 6
Was that a hint of Jerry Lewis I heard in there?
DisCMAlyssa 2 years ago 14
of course.
Laydeeee. Ova moyva hey ggeeee
lowlypeasant 2 years ago
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the woman is too dumb to get the joke.
rania3830 2 years ago
is this the girl from gossip girl? she looks waay different
psychoticjackass 2 years ago
yeah she played the little girl in the movie how the grinch stole Christmas with jim carrey
condiersea 2 years ago
that was taylor momsen, this is jessica schor
cloth3sjunki3 2 years ago
hahahaha i love how conan gets up and does a spin for NO reason hahahahaha
philcollinsrocks 2 years ago 28
Jessica Szohr is so gorgeous here!
taxidiarapsihi 2 years ago 10
sounds like they're impersonating jerry lewis
thegov08 2 years ago 8
lol nerds
angel585 2 years ago 7
so many ppl don't get this bit? it's just conan and hader acting like nerds around hot girl
AndNoted 2 years ago 33
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who is it that they are impersonating
jacksparrow011235813 2 years ago
Dave Mustaine clearly
inesenthm 2 years ago
LOL hilarious....they should invite more ex-SNL team on conan's show
yom4 2 years ago 9
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Bill Hader is copying off Conan O'brien.
TheTarrMan 2 years ago
taun taun lol wtf. its funny how the audience barely laughed at that . i dont think anyone but hader and conan got it.
badazzbuddy117 2 years ago 16
in the words of chris griffin, *laughs* movie references
cary86 2 years ago
its so awesome when two guys think of the same nerd joke at the same time.
chuck1990bb 2 years ago 50
It's actually because Bill Hader showed Conan his Tauntaun impression earlier in the show.
TheOrgasmicSpartans 2 years ago 6
i dont think she got what the joke is...
binot 2 years ago 33
i don't think she got it either...
cary86 2 years ago 16
ahha, bill hader plus conan is such a great combination. i wish they teemed up more often
shizzel8590 2 years ago 21
Hahahahah, this was a great moment!
Goofyboy777 2 years ago 9
Aw, man. Can't believe I missed that part. Haha. :)
rachelxxlepord 2 years ago 2
Here's my taun-taun! xD
peregrine75 2 years ago 4
LOL! Taun-taun! :)
Tanru2000 2 years ago 2
lol Random as fuck.
Deadman6990 2 years ago 6
im pretty sure that was a jerry lewis impersonation going on there. funny stuff
bossmancarr 2 years ago 2
LOL he did an impression of him on Leno one time.
ltdgtr 2 years ago
That was weird. lol
Xarris08 2 years ago 3
lol
olexia07 2 years ago
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hmm is not funny, just stupid i lost 30 seconds of my life
polonista 2 years ago
see how many thumbs down you got.. that means theres something wrong with your minds humor responses
xraidedlok 2 years ago 3
I would love to be sitting in between them!
MeLuvMeUvees07 2 years ago 14
do you look like she does?
chocotastic1 2 years ago 5
fuck yeah.
and i got a huge penis too.