The Best Guinness Book World Records

[amote123123]

Highest pig jump? WTF world?! Whats going on your little heads

[505AK]

I want to see the biggest cock .... and somebody deeptroating it... im not sure why !!

[TheKaneECO]

its like he drinks that tiny wine and gets unbelievably drunk

[CoD4IsRushedButtSex]

YEAH BOURNE MUSIC BABY

[Refuzed7]

The first man you see shouldnt even be happy

[mnjesyed]

so the guy with the 100% body tattooed..tattooed his penis and balls too? omg O_O

[bonkuraysan]

@mnjesyed even between ass cheeks?

[CantTrustAnyone]

Did anyone think the rabbit ears were bat ears?

thats the only reason I clicked...I thought I was going to see a giant bat :(

[mjfansweetchild]

The world's oldest man is a brazilian man who's 116 years old, but nobody is interest in calling Guinness Book to prove it.

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

OLDEST MAN IS MY Disease GrandFather hes 136 years old when he died i miss him Y-Y

[batmanownsyourass]

@o0oAnimeLuveRo0o That's funny because the oldest documented person was 122 years and 164 days old. If you're going to lie, at least make it believable, fucking moron.

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

@batmanownsyourass lol nope im not telling lies dude and ur the fucking moron since my grandfather live in forest near at my house dude fuck you and if u dont want to believe its up to you lol -.- i cant explain it in english because im noot good at it sorry

[batmanownsyourass]

@o0oAnimeLuveRo0o How can your grandfather live in a forest if he's dead? Seriously, could you be any more of an idiot?

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

@batmanownsyourass and btw i just realized hes age when my grandma's father told me and btw my great grandfather is still alive dude haha hes 90 now -.-

[batmanownsyourass]

@o0oAnimeLuveRo0o Your grandfather is older than your great grandfather? How did that happen? Time warp?

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

@batmanownsyourass nope i mean my grandmas father so that would be my great grandfather right? so hes 90 year old now and i was suppossed to say is that my great great grandfather was 136 year old so that was suppossed to say is that is the father of my great grandfather right sorry but my english is so bad Y-Y

[batmanownsyourass]

@o0oAnimeLuveRo0o Your French isn't very good either.

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

@batmanownsyourass im not french ^^

[batmanownsyourass]

@o0oAnimeLuveRo0o Then why are you using a French word in your screen name? One that you are using incorrectly by the way.

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

@batmanownsyourass LOL AnimeLoveR With Style Dude

[batmanownsyourass]

@o0oAnimeLuveRo0o Anime is a French verb you moron.

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

@batmanownsyourass Anime is commonly defined as animation originating in Japan ur moron -.-

[o0oAnimeLuveRo0o]

@o0oAnimeLuveRo0o nope that was 13 years ago dude fuck off and now hes dead i didnt said hes alive lol fucking shit

[MangoTangoCB]

The lady with the longest fingernails is my neighbor's aunt. No Joke!

[jedbeddo1]

@MangoTangoCB gross

[batmanownsyourass]

@MangoTangoCB Your aunt lives in Spain?

[MangoTangoCB]

@batmanownsyourass My neighbor's aunt, not mine.

[jimichiller]

shes not the oldest theres a 120 year old woman

[5RoCio5]

now thats just wrong

[awsomecutiepie1996]

the smallest man's dead :( RIP small person

[supergreatcornholio]

I COLLECT GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS BOOKS I HAVE: 1974,1976,1980,1988,1989,1990,­1991

1992,1993,1995,1996,1997,1998,­1999

2000,2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,­2006

2007,2008,2009,2010 I STARTED MY COLLECTION: September 4, 2007

[99sumrs]

yeah the oldest person in the world is no 112 atm there is some lady that is like 128 or 131 forgot

[pallmanni]

so many of these are just wrong