Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Demoman

[Velocinox]

Those were the days... back before valve took his balls away.

[FomorTagalog]

isnt he supposed to be drunk??

[hotpeper464]

ohh yeah theyll have to glu you back togeter in hell hahahahaahh ( drinks vodka i think)

[SynapseCyberpunk]

@hotpeper464 Whiskey..

[otter395]

@hotpeper464 scrumpy

[h1015tu]

I think they'll need more glue in hell

[Russiansaur]

Black and Scottish equals Jamaican

[MrSamuel745]

@MaGIKzllx No he didn't. He was always was missing one, sniper made him lose the other one (and then he died, so thats not exactly canon anyway)

[MrSamuel745]

@Darkassason I think one of the sticky shooters (prob the scottish defence) allows you to do that

[Volcannon]

Oh, they're gonna have to glue ya back together...

..IN HELL!

[Darkassason]

how the fuck did he get 16 stickybombs at once?!

[SandstoneII]

@Darkassason cuz he's boss like that

[moemoe20092007]

@Darkassason coz he's the real deal ; )

[MaGIKzIIx]

Yes he did lose he's eye in meet the sniper go watch it ???

[MrDrTheJniac]

Grenade spam

[sunlun123]

ka boom (smiley face)

[WEARETHEWORLDHAITI1]

What makes me a good youtube viewer? If i was a bad youtube viewer i wouldn't have pressed the like button now would i!

[t0x1cliverpool]

when machinima used to be good.. uploading and making quality stuff

[john305305]

Looks like they have to glue you bak together, IN HELL!!!

[Lukishika]

i wachd met the : for ewery clas exept the met the pyro i cant find it eny where

[MaGIKzIIx]

He lost he's eye in meet the sniper

[Forte195]

@MaGIKzIIx No.

[MaGIKzIIx]

He lost he's eye in meet the sniper

[MyGamersPro]

oh they gonnta have to glue you together.....IN HELL!!!

[kingratliff129]

Everyone whos thinking this how did demo loose his eye theirs a AI enemy in the game called the monolag he took he demos eye 

[spyrightbehindyou]

so,all those premium users, whit their account fully of hats!,comme and get'm i say,ohhh im a black free to play user,whit one not fck'ng good team!

ahahaha,oh you have to get more hats...

IN HELL!!!

[SapphireShapeShifter]

@spyrightbehindyou *compression blast*

what was that?

you whole team is gone

i wonder where they went

i think that might be your fault

[laserleopard]

@spyrightbehindyou Nice One,F2p

[UnhealingMedic]

@spyrightbehindyou I can't quite understand you through my wall of hats that I have from being a premium user.

[DrBoo1982]

I'm trying to figure out what he says just before saying he's a black Scottish cyclops.

[AntiGrav510]

@DrBoo1982 It's either 'I got a manky eye...' or 'Yeh couldnae make it up...'

[BFHKevin]

Nobody pointed out that the red scout died because of the sentry.

FOREVER ALONE!!!! C;

[creeper12858]

what makes me a bad terorist.

WELL IS A WERE A BAD TERRORIS YOU WILL ALL BE BLOODY DEAD

[MrMayrakoira]

Are all Scottish people this cool? :D

[kalibos]

I just bought two tickets to the gun show

and I've not givin em to ya

I'm goin with YOUR tickets

HEHE!

[nightmare2nightmare]

@kalibos Zzzzzzzz.......Wha?!

[shadowmetroid18]

make the goddamn Pyro video!

[kingjelo167]

OH THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER! IN HELL!!!

[epictugboat45]

poor blue team...

[TheSovietMongoose]

Anyone notice that he activates a grenade when he puts his bottle down?

[WarnerBros556]

Does The Orignal Version Team Fortress 2 Has Bots

[gigagadget]

@WarnerBros556

Ummmm, If you mean the game in it's current version, then yes.

[thelegend0800]

Demoman is my 3-4th least fav class. I am rubbish as him, but the other team always kill me as him...

[bennyboi56]

im 200% nigga

[ChrisBailey09LOL]

What makes me a bad terrorist?

If i were a good terrorist, i wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you now would I?

I'd be bloody dead!

[Nicolai2010XD]

this is make me proud to play with this awesome dude :D

[BlackBurn092]

this make me proud to be scottish

[Pooploser24]

Demoman is amazing

[Xgoldenman]

demoman always drunk

[AHOPlolwut]

1:12 Non-disguised spy and a medic without medigun?

[smoogirl]

Makes me proud to be Scottish haha :D

[sprucemoose18]

1:11 Is it me, or does the entire Blue Team have their rape face on?

[Karnaerkki]

The music at the end is played by a sackpipe :D

[Ruahines]

lol look at 1.33 well its not 1.33 its close but a bit of flesh hits his shoulder

[WolfPackAttackClan]

1:33 a piece hit him on the shoulder

[HappyYodeler4]

KAAAAAA BUUUOOOOOM

[jonting91]

its funny because the bloody bombs dont explode upon contact after bouncing anymore

fuck

[ibooprophin]

4,000,000th view! BOSS

[DryxTeamz]

O_o

[Justas923]

Oh dear, it's seems that your contact with my potassium-chloride explosive material ended in an unpleasant mutulation of your multi-cellular body and complete fatality of your basic life preserving functions. Obviously the entities of origin unknown will have to put your scattered body in a correct manner and to original state with a material which ability is to connect matter with strong molecular bonds in a mythological quite miserable place, found in many ancient and still existing religions.

[legoismrlego]

what makes me a good spammer?

IF I WERE A BAD SPAMMER?! I BANNED GAYPENIS FOR ALOT OF EAR RAPES COULD I?

[androhgomez]

If you look at his mouth movements at 1:00, it looks like he's saying "fuckin bullshit soldiers" only some will get why he said that though...

[fyoop]

IN HELL

[mrfail04]

0:55 Anyone notice he activated the pipe?

[JEDIMASTER1245]

There's a demoman sittin next to me making love to his bottle of gin

[MRmr011]

I used to be a good demo man then I took a HuntsMan arrow to the knee

[eternaldragon345]

@MRmr011

I used to be funny like you, but then I took an overused joke to the knee.

[sharpshootertails]

so they thought they would give the man with 1 eye and a alcoholic angry personality the explosives

[setarawaros]

Demoman will be gone soon cause he is a Demo man

[malcolmgrant13]

i love his look at 1:16

[123456456456456789]

why isn't the spy cloaked at 1:12

[Samaugsch]

@123456456456456789 I probably would've done the same thing, except that I would've had a Dead Ringer out while doing it. :P

[tommygun005]

*in hell* satan, we need more glue!

[magus5200]

0:56 Thumbs up in you notice him almost set off one of his launcher grenades. :P

[gabrielj613]

look like an china lake

[DickHertz0]

INHALE

[He11buster]

PRANCIN ABOOT WITH YER HEAD FULL O' EYEBALLS!

im having a hard time if i like this or the "glue you back together in hell" line better

[rubberchickenzilla]

in a real team fortress 2 game that demoman would have died when he stood in front of the enemy team...

[Redwolf7875]

Heavy:Hahahahaha, Look who the stupid one is now.

Demoman:Look up -glug glug-.

Medic:Drukard!

Demoman:Bye bye.

All blues: Oh f***

Heavy:This is bad really bad...

KABLOOY!!!!!!!!!!

[Ramsy575]

Satan: We need more glue.

[66Metallicaman66]

Turn on Transcribe Audio Captions.

Enjoy the show...

[Merry11Christmas]

Meet the. Demopan

[NakedAvanger]

ooooh they are gonna have to glue u back together IN HELL !!!!

he should say it like this ingame and not with a calm voice ... :/

[Slapperfish]

Meanwhile in Hell...

"WE NEED MORE GLUE!!"

[TheSwagginDragon]

OH NO! I have a head and its full of Eyeballs!!!!

[embertree55]

@awesomeguybob I knew Dick Chappy would come around.

[Rayes101]

What makes me a good youtube commenter?

If I were a bad commenter, this wouldn't be in the top comments!

[RPGUzbekistan]

@Rayes101 One crossed meme, one wayward pinch of arrows to the knee, ONE HAIR OR TWITCH...

AND KABLOOEY!!

[pkraccoon13]

@Rayes101

Props to you.

[MsGuinhodias]

@Rayes101 nice tought

[leonpennington]

@Rayes101

Thats so fu***ng awesome!!!!!



[sayrith]

If he has an eye patch, shouldn't half of the screen be black when you play as demoman?

[sagr0west]

@sayrith do you see half of the world black if you covered your eye ?

[sayrith]

@sagr0west for exaggeration and fun. You cant take a joke? And also, you do loose your peripheral vision if one of your eyes are covered/

[percyjacksonbookfan6]

the light goes of with the bomb at 0:55

[SaltyMegaDeath]

... why does this version have more views than the valve version?

[RaveBeef]

I used to be a demoman, then i took an ۞stickybombs۞ to the knee...

[SupaKoopaTroopa800]

What makes me a good demo man?

Swords.

[FlameMetalCerberus]

1:27 17 sticky bombs...HAAAAAX!

[rugimes1]

i used to be a normal demoman but then i took a broken beer bottle to the eye

[13thmistral]

look guys, i never heard of all those characters, yet i see this guy and now i wonder...

who was first ?

this guy ?

or lt Cunningham of mgs portable ops ?

[ThatMadRussian]

by the time you see the stickies its already too late 

[MegaSuperMontage]

Anyone noticed at 1:34 A Elbow Bounces off his shoulder?

I shit my pants on that one, Lol.

[MuseIsBeest]

It's Soap BlackTavish.

[blazerx900]

240p we meet again

[daxam2]

Thumbs up if demo is your favorite class :D

[IGetBodiez]

@daxam2 fail :/

[TheSporetik]

With your heads full of eyeballs LOL

[awsomeguybob]

I used to be a demoman, then I took a Dick Chappy to the knee.

[chronicfailable]

Epic it's an

Introduction to tf2 how demoman works. Plus most heavies are meant to be mentally retarded.

[MyEpicSniper]

So noone noticed he sticked more than 8 bombs?....And noone noticed heavy didn't shoot when he saw demoman (drinking)?.. Tch noobs :)

[holyboddy]

@MyEpicSniper The heavy I could understand since he needs the charge time and while he's waiting till he can fire the Demoman is already around the corner. What I'm not getting is why the Medic isn't healing the heavy and why the spy is walking in the crowd instead of the pyro and why was the sniper with them?

[VivaLaMac666]

a scottish drunken man with bombs....we are all fucked...

[TheScottishGary]

@VivaLaMac666 yep

[ELI8271]

demoman and nikolai would get along

[Samaugsch]

@SillyFirecracker Maybe the Spy has Dead Ringer active.

[TheVloggingDudes]

PYRO IS A GIRL

[Samaugsch]

@Burori1 And drunk to boot. ^^

[Samaugsch]

And to think some people try to capture control points surrounded with sticky bombs...

[xXballstaXx]

meanwhile in hell....Satan "WE NEED MORE SUPER GLUE STAT!"

[superkamiguru00]

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER IN HELL!

[IosiSe]

HELLLLLLLLLL



[roblox145]

At 0:56 he knocks the grenade and activates it...

[nackersmacker]

What makes me a good demoman???...IF IM A BAD DEMOMAN I SJDHEWFGJÖSGYAYJRKKAGGYVBJK

[olddog5655]

oh they'r gonna hav to glue you back togeth'r.. IN HELL!

[robloxfan459]

The Demoman's hacking, you cant have more then 8 sticky bombs deployed at once.

[llyvesll]

I used to be a good Demoman, then I took a Jarate in the knee

[uniquekeanu]

@llyvesll i used to play as the pyro then i took a sticky bomb to the eye, now i'm a demoman.

[MegamanWily]

@llyvesll really? huh... kids with Skyrim these days.....

[evilkiller108]

@llyvesll no it's:i used to be a good demoman, then i took a jarate to the face and an arrow to the knee

[6000NoobTube]

@evilkiller108 Huntsman or Crusader's Crossbow?

[evilkiller108]

@6000NoobTube huntsman

[thatsrudecarl]

@llyvesll shouldn't it be a huntsmen to the knee?

[Rhomeozon]

@llyvesll that joke was so last year

[TheMizzMan101]

@llyvesll No.... Just No......

[chrisjg210]

I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more plans to make Half Life 3 than they've got the likes of me.

[Ukizin]

@chrisjg210

You sir made me laugh so fucking hard that I nearly shat my pants.

[whiteseed5]

He reminds me so much of shrek D

[killercom180]

Thumbs up if you clicked Finish Him

[Shentuu]

@AssasianBlade100 I used to make arrow to the knee jokes. But then I took mental activity to the knee.

[AssassinBlade100]

I use to be a normal black demoman, then I took an arrow to the eye...Now I'm a black Scottish cyclopes... 

[DeBossProduction]

Meanwhile at valve..How about we make a black scottish pirate demoman? Go for it.

[Priest105]

At first I thought demo was the worst class, being limited to defense.

But it turns out the be one of the best offensive class :S

I see more Demo+medic paving thru the entire enemy team than Heavy+medic.

[MaestroAlvis]

@Priest105 I was the exact same way. I was pissed off that the demo was limited to grenade launchers, which are so hard to control. Until I started using the surrounding environment to land grenades where I wanted them.

[khattanooga]

Best class ever

[IamCaptainMan]

I scottish too I know whatcha mean being black, scottish, and a cyclops no will give you anything you got to earn it

[NerfMaster000]

@PalletTownChampions Must be attack/defend.

[SirSpycrab]

i always get chills when i hear the music of the highlands

[PalletTownChampions]

wait... why is the BLU team coming from the RED base?

[alanni07]

@PalletTownChampions progress

[Havokarian]

@PalletTownChampions because blu is attack, red is defend.

[PalletTownChampions]

@Havokarian yeah i know that. i'm saying why does it look like BLU is coming OUT OF the RED base?

[AndrewJohnnySlater]

@PalletTownChampions Agreed. However, i'm here to talk about Your Abridged series, i've commented on your channel box about my thoughts and opinions (all complete trash :P) It sucks a Dick the size of Onix that they removed your previous channel :(

Anyway i'm a fan, so be sure to read my other comment, thanks bye! :)

[lbsacris]

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bombs.

[holycraporangejuice]

at the end demoman totally has a trollface

[Keklawlawlawl]

I just noticed that at :56 he accidently knocks one of the pill grenades off of the table, which flashed and beeped... O.o

[MrCrossoverer]

Satan:were running out of glue!

[LOREepic]

1 crossed wire, one pinch of clorium, one errant twitch, and KABLOOEY!

[silencer308]

@LOREepic potasiam clorhide

[shortvideos12]

1 pinch of clorium and KABLAMO

[WasWeisIchalter]

yes of curse

[Eman299288]

Demopan?



[TheThe1337]

263 people are cyclopes.

[Silverwatch5055]

263 people ran out of glue

[GoRamonez]

@legobrikboy not unless your parents are a black person and Scottish white person, or if both of his grand parents are the same thing

[legobrikboy123]

This is fake : You dont get black Scottish people.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@legobrikboy123 there are black people in scottland

[DatHarry]

@legobrikboy123 I'm scottish and I find this racist, ofc there are fucking black people in scotland. you're just your a faggot, ignorant bastard. I can tell by your name, legobrikboy123. why do you think you know a THING about what colour scots are? why do you think anybody would value your opinion? just pls go.

[MultiAndrew57]

@legobrikboy123 yes you do

my friends are black and i live in the west of scotland

YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!! LOL

[IamCaptainMan]

@legobrikboy123 Oh really!? I suppose your Scottish, and know every person in Scotland! We have many people even black people so unless you are the all knowing stop making quick decisions like that

[1Pantikian]

I'm a black scottish cyclops

[ultraepicman]

I've always had the preconcieved notion that he had samuel l. jackson's voice. sadface

[MrDevildawg1]

demoman is epic because they bleeped out most of his dialogue in this video