Halo 3 Noob School

[RosinaShantibn146]

hehe I am sweet charming

[2vanesacarillos25]

hihi sensual and artistic!

[linne333]

but in matchmaking, the red dot is only visible when the enemy is MOVING, not camping in a tree :P

[PatsyNecolecq474]

hehe i am very talented and open-minded baby ! You not gonna be bored with me

[jaznmarc15]

that has some very good fails but that something we'll need to know i guess

[PleasureOfLight]

Hey guys, add me, I am LilTortillaBoyV and i would like the share the original halo 4 storyline with you guys, send me a message on xbox before you add me though

[jigsawthe2]

@PleasureOfLight

HEh heh

[jimc0907]

If you look closely, you can see that Lebron James traveled.

[jezmillz]

At the end when the t-baggers exploded, more t-baggers should have come out and t-bagged them.

[eminemfan435]

lol press 5 really fast for fatty fatty fatty

[TheBULLET52]

@eminemfan435 all i heard was in fast

[hunterofborg]

don't you feel ridiculous? due to the fact that you made this video, and then failed to realize that the motion tracker was not visible. you must have been using the blind skull to take off your HUD (Heads-Up Display, for all you noobs)

[TheDarkSnork]

@hunterofborg How you are a noob:

1. You cant get skulls on multiplayer.

2. You can get no HUD on theater for making Machinimas like this.

[Robin1890ful]

*is noob enough better than smart from normal school* wow nice teacher

[MrBlabla81]

Im a noob!

[155Miguel]

im new to the xbox do i have to pay to play online?

[RyuMaster678]

@155Miguel Yep

[MrAnnoyingdude]

@155Miguel not to play, but you have to pay for your account where you also can download demos, arcade games Etc. if you join request me, (Menig jorgensen) and we'll play if you wanna:)

[lawliet539]

@155Miguel yes

[cjmadden26]

@155Miguel no, for your subcription to it, yes

[Therealmamaluigi1]

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY I CAN FINALLY BE A NOOB!@

[firelord699]

Wait.. Since it's call Noob School wouldn't that mean it teaches people how to be a noob?

[TheSchemer1]

93 noobs watched this video.

[rommygirl1]

Why would Epic people want to become noobs?

[rommygirl1]

Why would Epic people want to become noobs

[mrpiratebuy]

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[Runescapehalofreak]

@mrpiratebuy TELL ME HOW!

[mrpiratebuy]

@Runescapehalofreak inception

[Runescapehalofreak]

@mrpiratebuy What's that and is it a download?

[Blahguy300]

Was that the guy who plays captain S? (Covering eyes at 0:55)

[haloreach3256]

noobs fucking suck their moms dick

[TiiMELESSxSKiLL]

I'm looking for a few good players who want a 50 in halo 3. I need a 50, and I keep getting matched up with terrible randoms. If anyone wants a 50, message me and I'm going to try and get a few good people to play with so we can get our 50s. Message me for more info. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR BOOSTERS.

[PQH1612]

0:57 gang bang

[htfan199]

Dont you feel ridiculous?You got pwned by video game nerds?Being noob isnt bad not being a noob and playing 24/7 and then hating justin bieber because he has girls and u dont well. Thats bad.Fucking video game NERD$

[ikea1993]

@htfan199 I agree totally, that's what happened to COD, but we do all know Justin Bieber is a cunt because whilst people are finding it increasingly hard to work, he does Jack unlike are beloved talented musicians and others.

[DivideInfinity]

@htfan199 I laughed at what you said until you said "and then hating justin bieber because he has girls". What? 7 year old fucking morons? Every single male on EARTH hates that little prepubescent little faggot. Only kids, or really retarded teenagers do. 

[logmister10]

@DivideInfinity

shes a girl not a boy

[htfan199]

@DivideInfinity I hate him too what do you think im a gay justin bieber fan? I am saying that the main reason that nerds hate jb is that he can have any girl he wants!!!

ps: Sorry for the long time to reply that gay link your google acount with your youtube acount rly confused me ^_^

[DivideInfinity]

@htfan199 I know what you mean. I dont know why they`re doing it, but i really dont like it.

Anyway, i have to disagree. I think its the fact that he hasnt broke his voice yet, which makes him sound much much younger than what age he is, is what the main reason is. But, even so i have to say that he is better than Rebecca Black by all standards.

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@htfan199 bieber doesnt have girls he is a girl

[htfan199]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 i h8 him too and i agree with what u said but the reason i h8 him is that how could a gay auto tuner be so famous 0.o not the nerdy way to hate him such as : Hey how can he has girls when I dont D - :

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@htfan199 thank you for being the first person to ave the balls to actually say that and i agree

[FerreiraSilvaFamily]

At 0:41 i've seen'd it! They were playing slayer ,he got 2 plasma grenades and 2 frags, and the red was winning form 2 to 1. :D

[HowSmartRU]

bad influence vid lol

[NewStartOldBeginning]

check out newstartoldbeginnings channel

[Leobreacker]

0:58 hahahahaha!!! lolz..tht shit was crazy!!

[albinomonkey27]

to be honest tbagging is sort of nooby if done irresponsibly

[Mrdukerockefeller]

they should make a nnoob vid for cod funny sh#t

[coolsims94]

0:59 TEABAG!.HAHA!...

[CRHAYNES123]

You're a noob if you wear Mk. 6, if you thought there was a radar, if you thought you could see someone standing still on radar, and if you call it a "sniper."

[GamerZombies]

ur a n00b if you skipped back thinking their was a radar =)

[EDSLocklear1]

lol 5/5

[TheHinsonator]

lol how can u film that if it isnt on PC?

[TheTFlover]

@TheHinsonator A capture card

[nale35]

it didnt show radar and when someone stands still you cant see them on the radar rofl =P

[XxNathanxX7]

Thats Why your a Noob and Failure is your Ammo! xD

[Lukeclooney]

it didnt even show the radar -.-

[LCbabyxO]

lmao

[mriijjww]

ha ha, you all

[supermorshu]

i like poop

[Midflame222]

@supermorshu i bet you were offended by this :)

[PongShong24]

@supermorshu

me too!!!!

[RockwellTvProduction]

Ur a noob cause u thought their was a radar=P

[thebest545]

@RockwellTvProduction

haha I skipped back to go look where the radar was and then didnt see it there.

[MegaLazerman]

@RockwellTvProduction actualy that was probably on theater mode so u couldnt see it

[keloid123]

@RockwellTvProduction there is no radar!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[mojotucker]

i hate it when halo 3 noobs join my custom games

[timetale676]

i hate when noobs will play a matchmaking game and when it gets to hard for them they just leave and so its 4 on 2 but hell the last 3 times that happened my team of 2 still one but by one kill

[ninjaheartt]

1. Actually, he wasnt moving so there was no radar dot.

2. Hey! thats what I do...oh wait...DAMMIT

3. Lolz, who needs friends? Whenever Im doing bad I just quit!

[jrodallegas678]

@ninjaheartt what about the advanced radar because on h 3 it said it has eniemies that are not moving ,dont talk shit to me please if im wrong

[ninjaheartt]

@jrodallegas678 That might be a changeable feature, but the basic radar is movement only. But taking away the necessary movement feature makes the radar unbalanced, so I've never heard of it. It is possible to change the range of the radar though, maybe its possible to tweak it even more in reach.

[monkeymarine291]

@noobpwner117 I know I was just kiddin ahah.

[monkeymarine291]

yo guys im new wuts noob?

[Arthurmike]

@monkeymarine291 It Means You.

[SilverConcerto]

''But u Failed to look up'' Wtf is so hard on looking up xD

[STICKAZOMEZ]

you can't see the radar here.

[vercifx]

there was no radar :(

[MrHerky61]

dude in the first one there is no radar



[tivinivi]

lol



[megahalolord]

lol there was no radar wtf!

[Bungiepwnz]

When youre supposed to find the guy with red armor , thats kinda like finding Waldo 

[arbiter8837]

@Bungiepwnz you mean wally

[TitaniumBrick]

@arbiter8837 nope waldo, cant say wheres wally, its copyrighted and your ass will be done.

[TheRobobum]

@TitaniumBrick Where's Wally? Ha!

[pbccottons]

@Bungiepwnz WHERES WALDO?

[SWAGLIKEIS]

@Bungiepwnz LOL 

[funnyguy12327]

LOL

[DeserteagleS71]

shot guns are for noobs just so u know

[theirishdude14]

your the biggest noob ever

[XfizerZ]

@theirishdude14 your the biggest fag ever

[guywithminigun]

-VV-LOL-vv-

[sapder117]

*LOL*

[jam22982]

he wheres all master cheif armor... doesn't look at his radar much... and he he barely ducks for cover. i guess my little buddy is a n00b. ha ha ha

[iCriiNgei]

@nikkiteskey61 omg fuck off you spammer

[21jakeable]

#LOL

[R01ANDO1]

stop whit the dam fuking gethalo3hack stuff evry singel video hate u

[Shalala234]

I didn't see a radar how can see a red dot when you don't have a radar

[alexkulla47]

suck on my penis dude, hahahahahahahaha, that part is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

[shadowblade145]

Well I can see why its brought to us by the US Army. US Navy is where the pros are at. Love- The Tomcatters

[thexbox360player]

lol his voice reminds me the mac tutorials :P

[NooobSmoove]

LOL :57 He's The Noob He's Wearing A Buffalo Bills Hoodie NOOB :D

[VertousWLF]

love how the video left out the radar XD

[mrbubbles338]

when you click on tht football it plays the most annoying thing ever

[BrightOwnage]

@mrbubbles338 I know and wat is it for

[mrbubbles338]

@BrightOwnage its just the sound of horns i'm not really into the world cup so i dont know what its for

[f00tstep]

Noobs give me the motive to play the game its fun to watch them try new strategies and fail every time.

Not to mention the veriety of failures:

Shooting fusion coils

getting sniped

T-bagging for to long then getting sniped

self sticks...

...the list goes on for miles

[117halohero]

LOL triple tea bag kill!

[DaLilGamer]

when you said the army it sounded like you were going to list something else.

[Flashydhydra]

there was no radar...

[00whitehulk]

there wasn't radar ?

[djadenty]

how would you see the red dude in the trees with your motion senser if he was camping dumbass.

[halo4life090]

Shotgun, and Spartan Lazer are noob guns...

[MsNessbit]

Thats my sisters favorite video where she gets all her ideas

[hekhok5000]

SHOT GUN IS A NOOB GUN! U NOOB!

[Overdeman1]

haha its funny noobs do this in real life to

[hekhok5000]

noobs are gona take ova halo 3 machmaking and ther gona be running round with a shot gun and other noob wepons

[jolicia12]

@hekhok5000 shotgun isnt a noob weapon, the biggest noob weapon is the assult rifle by far, because noobs suck at using a BR

[oIHoTsHoTzxX]

lol

[MrBloggo]

@Kiwicrasherz Im So Whit You Bro!

[casadyboy1]

this or annather person copied this vedio i was just on the other

[HackaMasta]

the U.S. Army didn't sponsor this... UNSC did!

[Justinkark123]

Lol NOOBS #FAIL .... #FUCK #YOU #NOOBS

[SteveDirtyGhettoKid]

I love how professional this is.

[whonow09]

Deja Vu...

[drader1000]

US Army needs to actully play the game before they start making vids saying u saw that red dot on ur radar but didnt look up.

if he was standing still than there wouldnt be a red dot

[EricUnreal]

im sorry. that wasnt funny.

[kickmo]

lol funny video

[TheXboxCritics]

there is no radar

[Felgrand101]

ok, so the first tip is something like: CHECK YA RADAR!!1!

but if he's standing still in the tree, how could you have seen him on the radar?

[linkmaster2207]

omg 1 noob i met was soo bad that he said everyone was hacking and yes he did exactly wat was in the video

[nerd118]

most people who are good at the game are called noobs why?

[Ramen551]

noob is such a stupid word

[FrayOfLight]

@Ramen551 Agreed,

[thecrazylegoguy11]

as you all know elites are the worst noobs and will smack talk spartans once they have been attacked, but to stop this kill them 3 times then viciouly t-bag them and they will never bother you and leave the game

[TuAwesome]

any noobs wanna trade in their first lieutenants or staff captains for a 45... message me.

[locobeanz79]

Ummm, its not the best but good tips for a noob. i used to be. :P

[clayto1332]

LOL @ 1:00

[pancakes2000v1]

N00BS ARE SO FUCKING EASY TO KILL!

[9lilpunk9]

there was no fcking radar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AspiringPotato]

@9lilpunk9

And the guy was still and crouched.

[thatn00bmustdie]

ALL N00BS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!

[24runeman]

they Tbaged so hard they blew up!!!

[PopTartOfD00M]

LOL X'D

[TheParalyzer123]

there was no radar dumbass

[FatPure7]

lol

[redster999]

LOL

[CrazyDucks2]

did u really make this video to make noobs feel stupid? u just made my mate leave. thank u so much, i kind of don't like him.

[TheWakaflaka]

they rubbed there sacks ACROSS his face!

[Shurone454]

@Ticomfreak no thats not an original xbox controller thats an elite controller

[Ticomfreak]

lol xbox original controller

[aceofspades7667]

your all fags

[blinknick12]

much more than u

[odstrooper117]

hey noobs are cool

[blnxtayor]

@odstrooper17

you only think there cool cause u are one

[ErrorrPerfect]

1:13 Self pwn

[TinnedWaffles]

"isolated noobs" lmao

[willyman2110]

wow he is a total noob

[LordEmpirus]

I NEED SUBMISSIONS FOR A SCREENSHOT MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have uploaded a submission video!!

If u have a great screenshot you want in a community screenshot montage, then send me a personal message with your gamertag, the fileshare slot and a link to it!

the screenshot have to be yours and you can upload a maximum of 3 screenshots.

I want many screenshots to pick between, so be sure to submit!!!

More info in my video about it!!

[TheDisturbedOne752]

omg total madness as soon as someone dies everyone rushes to T-bag. Like a pack of wolves and it's prey, only in this case it's rush to eat.

[daxter268]

*drunk* yeah,the noobs are the barrel and the halo 3 is the fish,yeah i figured it out,yeah. . .

[TheLuizao2]

lol

[YomorokaXD]

ahah so true xD

[Kiwicrasherz]

OK 1st of all i would make clear to all those people: DONT TAKE THE GAME SO FUCKIN SERIOUS. WHETHER YOU AREE PRO OR NOOB YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE FUN IN THE GAME AND THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.

[asherman10]

@Kiwicrasherz thank god there's still someone who plays halo for fun and not just too be mlg

[umean123]

@Kiwicrasherz well honestly a noob mocked me cause i sneak attacked him once... whas annoying then every one started mocking the noob wich must have ben worse for him

[MrLegoRogue]

@Kiwicrasherz your right but when i readed your comment i started to laugh lol you force people to have fun

[halo3masterofall]

@Kiwicrasherz  U R N00B

[oakliner16]

@Kiwicrasherz yeah on bungie day they allowed u to hav flamin helmet for a day and when i missed it i siad ahhh man! and i continued with life

[kiteguthan]

Right. Just because it looks cool doesnt mean its good. A lot of noobs would choose the laser over the carbine. (Dumbasses.) :)

[DarthDialga]

i know it's a straight forward desicion the only noob thing is it takes so long

[Yoshi317]

LOL noobs r fun 2 kill. I'm a girl and I can pwnd that noob. easy target

[Rafix2105]

@Yoshi317

I don't like killing noobs. I like pwning target that... protects him/herself

[coltsfan2451]

killing noobs is so much fun i snipe camping noob i find i like making them cry

[ciknay547]

@coltsfan2451 Pity your grammar makes you sound like a kid who is pretending not to be a noob.

[hazenonpoint]

1:00 RAPED BEYOND BELIEF!!

[alexthegood78]

how can you tell if hes in the tree if theres no radar (thats what i looked for first)

[bomber525]

How can you be a noob a halo 3? It has one of the easiest online modes. Or maybe it's just me.

[Irieane]

@bomber525 oh sorry not everyone is good at fps because that is nt the only kinds of games, some people are awesome at plataforms rpgs and fight games but they suck at fps also some guys in fps are bad at other games

[iman2700]

he could not notice him beacuse he was in the tree and because he was not moving so he was not noticeable on the radar

[Irieane]

@iman2700 or maybe the radar was off