Fatal Deviation (5/8)

[schemo0]

5:20, what the fuck was that?

[schemo0]

Great way to sneak up on your target, 3 loud 2-stroke motor bikes that can be heard from miles away, awkwardly having to dodge trees and holes, with no direct route. Not to mention the possibility of getting fucking lost. Well done.

[peryk2]

"tell me about yourself" sounds so random. how can he score chicks with such lines ?

did he also write the screenplay ? would fit the shitty movie

[Showdown91]

Gotta love the deliberate Hard Target rip-off scene :D

[PifflesTheMonkey]

Gets shot while leaning out of window - slides comfortably back into seat

[Writersblock39]

5:54 "RARRRHUUGGHHRAWWWRRR"

[wiitendo10]

RUN Bitch! dont just stare at them!

[ANGRYMAPLE]

3:08

Guy on red bike "Nice day for a bike ride..."

Bennett opens fire on his bike and kills the guy!

WTF!

[hanchiman]

As Crack has noted, the "hot babe" do open her legs quite wide during the picknick scene, hasn't her mother ever taught her how to act like a lady?

Also what a cheap date, 7 oranges, one green apple, two bananas and an empty wine bottle. I know this is a b-movie with limited budget... but chrissake can't they at least get more "food" stuff for their picknick? Its not expensive with sandwiches.

[SeanieBlahBlah]

So... he kicks the lad on the motorbike in the head... before he knows if they're there to fight him or not...

[elrollo]

*boyfriend disappears for 10mins*

'perfectly normal

*boyfriend returns with bike, a handgun and some serious roid rage*

" GET ON THE BIKE...COME ON!!!"

*gets on bike*

"I feel safef"

[usernameistaken777]

@elrollo how far apart her legs are spread sums up her safety concerns.

[LordNapsack]

3:23 editing that is only seen again in Birdemic!

[Kuabla]

0.06- picnic by the river..2.45-picnic by the road.

[moaninronan]

Where can you get them cap guns these days?

[poyzinous]

Lol at 3:16, I guess physics only applies to the dude and not the bike. Did it have an ejector seat? And how do you shoot the swingarm area when you're driving at a guy head on? (3:11)

[poyzinous]

Who the hell picnics on the side of the road? And if he cared about the broad, why not take the helmet so she can use it???

[poyzinous]

I like riding my dirt bike through quiet, uninhabited woods.... so you're telling me that if I did it in Ireland, somebody would kick my face in if I decided to have some fun within earshot??? That's just awful.

[sneeson]

Standing on bike,sitting on bike, standing on bike again. Great continuity lol

[Alanofoxy]

Lovin the sly dig the monk gives yer man ! ! !

[CYBERDUDE95]

A classic good versus evil action flick, mixed with kicks, guns, motorcycles and a hot babe!!!!!!!

SEROUSLY?????

[dinosweetums]

if he's standing on the bike who the hell is driving it?! lol

[garymc1917]

awsome

[rhythm2295]

So instead of finding a good hiding spot while he fights them off, or even running away as the bikes approach, she just hops on? What a dumb bitch!

[TrueNegro]

the bit where they take the girl the bikers move to the right a bit to make way for the car lolol

[showtime250]

has anyone noticed how they were flaked out in front of the boyne river only for her to appear in front of a road when he gets a bike lol AWESOME

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Being an Irish-American woman, i would have assumed other women from the motherland knew that we don't look attractive with bleached-out hair and conspicuous tans (it's not that sunny in Ireland). Any woman dumb enough to think this look is passable would also be stupid enough to star in a Jimmy Bennet movie...oh.

[retsced]

can someone come over to my house and drag me away from this train wreck...i can't seem to take my eyes of it lol.

[kfd784]

"I hear motercycles out here in the woods! I shall kung-fu fight them!"

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

Captain Unibrow there is a retard for letting those two goons in.

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

A hot babe? More like an ugly skank.

[SexyBuilder1888]

i love the cheesy oriental music near the end

[sylvesterevans]

"You made me look bad, and that's not good!"

[Synskin]

At 0.38 he reacts like has never eaten an apple before.

[salamirterra]

Kung McFooey

[Preliator0]

wow, he leaves here a 39c carnation, what an operator

[cheeselovingtree]

MOTORBIKES? FUCK KISSING THIS BITCH, CLEARLY IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!

[wineandwomen]

If this dude was really Irish, he'd make some nunchaku out of a pair of Guinness bottles and beat the McFuck out of his opponents, then leave a boiled potato in their dead mouths as his calling card. Or maybe a 4-leaf clover.

[bunburyZ]

Yeeeah , don't hit the guy standing on the bike , just try to hit his BIKE !

[x24z26]

Could she spread her legs any wider at that picnic? Why not paint a bullseye on the your slutty leather pants crotch?

"You made me look bad. And that's not good." Powerful lines.

What kind of crappy guru is the rapist druid? He can't even take on 2 of those guys and he's supposed to be teaching Mr. Muscles?

Oh yeah, and don't warn your Dad about the sword weilding...businessman behind him. You wouldn't want to interrupt his worship on the fireplace god.

[GunnersBorn]

i'm pretty sure helmets are meant to protect your head. getting kicked in the helmet ain't gonna knock you out.

[GOLUCKY222]

He doesnteven know if there the bad guys he just decides to give them a beatin'

[IreohneAkzent]

ha is that bit with the strawberry supposed to be sexy? "emmm" tasty!

[Preliator0]

@IreohneAkzent its pretty much the worst porno ever made

[ronanmckeon]

4th/5th Date..."tell me about yourself"...what a fast mover!

[Koolkitties]

@ronanmckeon they were jsut friends gosh

[KingKrisp7]

Forget best irish movie, best movie ofall time

[PureAinmhi]

"You make me look bad. And that's not good" Priceless

[gorkamorka123]

The amount of fuckin oranges...what a hunk...haha...fuckin class film...is maith liom an jimmy bennet

[mimefan]

So at least there's a story now, not unlike the first 2 parts which made no sense whatsoever.

[notahopeinhell]

picnic at the side of the road, very romantic

[killnickleback]

where did they get money for this?

[JonathanAnon]

Apparently it's being rereleased later this year under the title "A picnic in O'Malley Park".

[cathalmdevilly]

"I could have anyone!!" yeah a loser living in a caravan is such a catch.

[maceynailz]

"tell me a bit about yourself"...smoooooooth....wha­t a film-animal

[Whiplashfights]

Did they get his costume in Guineys on Talbot street-Those shirts were a Job lot.

Was he trying to impress his bird with all the

Oranges at the picnic-she seemed to like fruit

[spoonface3rd]

this is the most amazing film i've ever seen. 'the first full length irish martial arts film'... truly amazing.

[jontiemcv]

You made me look bad.........and thats not good!

[jontiemcv]

When he kicks the guy off the bike. OWNED!

[boozymarkey]

no wonder he wanted boyzone to reform!!

[nuttynic1986]

aw come on Mikey's acting wasn't too bad - he just picked a crap film to star in.

[Lipnev]

Im scarlet for the chap, worst acting ever!!!

[donalintegra]

How did he know those guys on bikes were bad guys? They were just some extreme sports dudes testing out their new bikes when a mad Irish man caught in a Van Damme movie mental episode kicked their helmets in. It is such a clever movie.

[donalintegra]

Thats how you lay a picnic blanket.

[FanBelt11]

absolute genius!!