The Chronicles of Chris-chan: You're at your worst when the road gets rough [8/4/09]

[striderdan]

OW, OW, OW MY EARS! DAMN YOU CHRIS!!!

[IXAX15]

I used to absolutely love this song. God damn cwc.....

[APackOfMentats]

The last few seconds of this is one of the most pathetic images of Chris I've seen.

You know, other than the whole Barbara's underwear thing. And the tomgirl thing. And the muscle bra thing. And...fuck it.

[PurpleStorm8]

"You got the pow-urrrr"

[mrpayne123]

Thanks for making me smile Chris. People make fun of you because they are jealous, you got the touch! You shouldn't be homophobic and racist though.

[rapTram]

@mrpayne123 This isn't Chrissy's account and he probably doesn't even remember making this video.

[faggotgumdrops]

why

[Andonisusbb]

this is so good, hes such a great singer! my hero

[TheSkunkCat]

Well Chris IS a transformer.

He transformed into a Tomgirl.

[Trumuzicfan192]

PPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW­WWWWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[87anonymouse]

A winrar is definitely not him

[r0cKsT4r177]

His timing is soooo off

[ZyxthePest]

"You're a winner"

I can think of at least five things wrong with that statement.

[PURE4WESOME1000]

as featured in transeformers

[TheSpiralDownward]

@PURE4WESOME1000 And that makes me cry, knowing that dipshits like Chris are ruining good songs like this.

[ILIKECEREALX]

I love how dejected he looks in this video.

[Athils]

After this video ended, all the strings on my harp broke. I didn't even touch it, I swear!

[Urmean15]

POWAUIRUUUUH

[leeham991]

The song was shit to begin with.

[soupalex]

0:28 "Aff..."

[MewYuki23]

Part of me thinks that if Ian was actually singing this to Chris, it would be dead-on accurate.

[666lilnickY]

somebody should autotune this.

[Shavarnarak]

Chrissy can't sing, Chrissy can't sing, Chrissy cannot sing!

He only plays videogames and he cannot sing, even if he was playing a how to sing game!

[LordAzanko]

thank you cris thank you for destroying a stan bush classic.......

[Makoi44]

Everybody has the touch but chris

[nucleardeath07]

Is this fucker on a quest to ruin every fucking song in existence? I need to strangle this motherfucker before he decides to do his own rendition of Stairway to Heaven.

[leeham991]

@nucleardeath07

Sucks arse when a retarded manchild has a good taste in music.

[bobmanny11]

U GOT THE POWUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR! WINERERERERE!

[TAXEXEMPTION]

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL. IIIII HAAAAAVE THEEEE POWWWWW-URRR

[DinerSals]

*commits suicide*

[blizzardregulus]

Dammit, warn me when he's about to ruin "The Touch." You almost ruined a good 80s song for me.

[videogamenostalgia]

Everyone BACK THE FUCK OFF! He's got the touch, and he's not afraid to use it!!! Lock up your small children! Hide your women!!!

[Segadude3000]

@videogamenostalgia In fact, just hide the whole town!

[DieFlammenwerfer]

This actually hurt my ears. Seriously. I'm not making it up. His voice actually makes me mad.

[m3nd3s]

i'd ask why, but i'd never get an answer.

[CliffM85]

Boogie Nights reference, anyone?

[FoxTrotPenguin]

So. God. Damn. Tone. Deaf. Fuck. Me.

[MahBoi22]

Everything...you're doing it wrong.

[samuraikarasu]

Ironic, because most of Christian's problems with women are because he has the touch.

[CyberMcRock]

FUCK!!... I can sing better then that little dush.... ugh this is depressing

[Falihala]

@CyberMcRock a toddler can sing better then him... which is not saying much...

[CyberMcRock]

@Falihala Still his voice is like a broken record.. makes you depressed just listing to the skips

[Falihala]

@CyberMcRock maybe I should make a medical report on this...

[MahajiHaji]

When I'm down and sad, I come to this video and watch it, sit in my chair, eyes closed, and I feel just that much better about being myself.

For some reason, Chris-chan makes this song that much better and makes me smile.

.....lol.

[PAVN]

Why is he singing so much in all of his videos? WTF? Who encouraged this....

[MTVHater420]

@PAVN A mix of his autism and ego. He thinks he sings like Frank Sinatra.

[transformersfan123]

you killed it

[usefulidiot227]

He looks like he's gonna cry during this song.

I bet we all looked like that while watching this though.

[soilwork121]

He sounds so excited while doing this. I couldn't tell the difference between the actual song and him singing! *sarcasm mode off*

[Poever]

Yeah, I'm no Transformers fan, but thanks for destroying this song for everybody, DICK!

[JMDurden]

I had to sing over this, because I don't like when someone ruins one of my favourite songs.

[smbmoviefan]

@JMDurden Me neither if I was stan bush i'd be pissed.

[chris1816]

i like how at 1:14 he's holding his chest like he's swearing an oath or something, while it actually looks like the way a woman would check her breasts for tumors.

[LoRdOrAnGeJuice]

Can... Can I kill this FUCKING LITTLE BITCH?!?!?! AUGHHHHHHHHH

[MoarOfTehRawkege]

Don't get me wrong on this, he is frickin' awful, but at some points he's so bad that he actually sings harmony with the melody, haha

[CrossConsoleGamer]

Fuck you IBA you destroyed my precious memories of Transformers in 4:00.

[MrLyre]

What the fuck. Just what the fuck. In all the years youtube has been around, this is the first video to ever emotionally impact me enough to comment. I feel as if a large autistic man has pinned down my childhood and viciously raped it in front of my eyes.

[TheMolt1]

@MrLyre

You should try this whole commenting thing more often. You're good at it.

[bumbibjorne]

Please find more pieces of my childhood that you can slaughter

[codemasterda]

just kill me now, it might make the pain in my ears go away.

[trollope4lyf2k8]

u can he feels like crying when it says hes a winner

[DoubleIntruder]

It's funny one that one of the lines in this song is..

"You're nobody's fool!"

While Chris on the other hand is everybody's fool.

[Shavarnarak]

Another lyric is 'You're a winner!'

Whilst Chris is the world's biggest loser.

[TbassC2010]

God damn, i thought mark wahlbergs version in boogie nights was hilariously bad.

[Mandy7D7]

OK I officially hate your guts Chris. WTH did you think signing these stupid songs was going to get you besides more embarrassment. Someone shows up claiming to be you and you do the worst thing ever. Sing like the retarded fool you are. I am sick of hearing that god awful singing voice!! God I am losing it... I never should have hit this library claiming I was going to watch all of these. I'm not going to make it :(

[thulnar69]

this song reminds me of the Pleaseasaur song "You've Got The Tough"

[yermomsboxx]

Big Bird karaoke.

[joshuak451]

He always wears that same shirt. Does he really think it makes him look good?

[DarthOnizuca]

why is it that people who have no business singing always do?

"You got the touch...a dick"

[shearod]

Boom.

[stuff455]

why does he feel the need to sing on the internet?

[Maindrian]

I can now never feel that fist pumping, "FUCK YEAH, I'M SO AWESOME" joy when hearing this song, ever again.

[LulzIshall]

There are other songs you can use.

[RocMegamanX]

I can just picture Chris becoming a new Prime with the Matrix of Leadership.

Except he'd be worse than Rodimus.

[Funzebub]

Autistimus Prime maybe?

[sentientmachine11]

Only the REAL CWC can light our darkest hour. It's still rather dim in here, unfortunately.

[o0BazookaTooth0o]

Another singing-video?! Someone has to call Bob before it's to late.

[toker606]

Oh fuck dammit, will you leave this song alone plz? So far I've only had the first line ruined for me before I stop the videos from playing, but you just keep fucking singing it. Urgh.....

[imtripping23]

YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeerr­rr(autistic slur)

[ChromeTruckNutz]

Just die already, imposter.

[buzz64n]

No! I've met Stan Bush, the guy who made that song, he'd be pissed to hear his song all botched up! Stick with Britney and pop stuff.

[YigSnakeDaddy]

You got the touch for touching yourself

[haprdgn]

"You're a win-nerrr"

I lol'd

[Dante2090]

It's like I'm really tone-deaf.

[Hatsumi92]

YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

[2faceman]

Oh my dear lord... why would he destroy a great song?

[10191927]

He destroys everything he touches. He's got the Christian Touch, opposite of the Midas Touch.