Clocky: An Alarm Clock for the Morning-Impaired

[6flakes]

If you need this to get you out of bed then that's just sad

[TheRunq11]

*annoying piiping noise starts* uuuuhh shut up *cloky runs away from u* FUCK!

[sonicthehedghg2]

Your begging for money and I'm not ever going to buy off your website for that cuz its women like you who overabuse the Internet to sell stuff for $600 when the original merchandise is at sears where it rightfully belongs for $20 by what you just displayed sickened me to vomit blood so I'm going to sears to by that instead go back to photoshooting for rule #34 of the internet to do ONLY what your pourpose on earth is

[MFRoosy16]

wheres the baseball bat? lol best way to do it is just to set 2 or 3 alarms. one in the corner of your room away from your bed. one next to your bed and one under your bed. believe me. it works

[livikane]

@MFRoosy16 My bed has a part under it, but to get there i have to push my desk over, crawl under my bed, and crawl through a hole, so if I did that, all I'd have to have is that one alarm clock under my bed xD

[muriloavi]

STRESS LVL WHEN YOU WEAK UP : OVER 8000

[ConfusedSaysWAT]

My friends Clocky ran away from home XD

[Hermione1983]

and i dont wanna drive the whole house and etc crazy with the annoying noice etc of it! they might smash it on me if it does!!! and how high can it fall from?? can would it break if it was any higher than that of what it should be??

[snakeboy2009]

My cat is sort of my alarm clock XD

[XxAtomic646xX]

Shut up Megan and get to the point!

[GeoffShouldWin]

Perfect Clock?

a clock that plays Baby or Friday

[moco806]

Charlieissocoollike

[JohnM3D]

Kids and teens need more sleep than other people. They should go sleep earlier, not use noisier alarm clocks.

[assassin4than]

You can go to sleep while your kids are running around maniacally after an insane clock thats zipping around making every noise possible. What on earth is she talking about, its much easier for the parent to wake up the damn kid because once hes awake theres no beeping rather than listening to him run around everywhere.

[ZIQSZumba]

if I have a carpet will it work?

[nandahomeinc]

@ZIQSZumba Yes it works on carpet

[inferno232]

I'd sleep through that. Or break it. Now, if there was a Taser Brand alarm clock..

[Delcaroll]

@inferno232 there is a clock out that rings with a shit loud oldschool bell thing and if u press snooze once it will tase you lol

[anna2bad4]

if it wasn't so cute I would smash it :/

[rikkilambo]

perfect example of butterface

[xxxxSnowman]

Just ordered mine :)

[nandahomeinc]

@xxxxSnowman Thanks!

[CastleCrashers1000]

what if it rolls off ur night stand and then rolls under ur bed

[ChRIs23696]

its such a confused little thing :P

[thornheartred]

Great clock, we bought one for my sister's boyfriend and it lasted about 4 months...until one morning he smashed it with his foot while chasing it.

[nandahomeinc]

@thornheartred Glad to hear your bought one, sad to hear of it's demise. Thanks for your support!

[prankmakers95]

lol imagen having 50 of these driving around your room.

[prankmakers95]

that is so funny

[Glockenator]

I'd get pissed off at it and smash it on the ground

[PKMFAN6645]

doest it say MoMA

[gwxk]

What kind of music does clocky play when the alarm goes off? Why, something by ZZZZZZZZZZZZ  Top of course !

[AJOraaAJ]

funny thing is if it ran off and went to your roommates room. and your roommate is 1 of those late morning class late night party type guy and also a line backer for the college and is like 7' 300lbs guy. and also, he takes steroids. :)

[JuSTiNZFILMS]

when i was 3, i slept through an earthquake... good luck...... september 1999 taiwan

[Orangebike666]

She is cute

[mikelching]

i've fallen asleep with 3 alarm clocks going off at full volume next to my head and one of them was a clock radio

[ProudFinn1]

I am a deep sleeper. Lol but my phone manages to wake me every morning. Im not sure it would be loud enoough like my phone to wake me. And since its prancing around my bedroom. if it manages to wake me. i'd be one pissed motherfucker

[rus0004]

die clocky

[Jade161588]

I was thinking I'd want one of these... until I realized I throw stuff on the floor and never pick it back up. I have mountains of work paper on my floor. Clocky would jump into an immobilizing mess thus rendering it useless to me :( and I thought it was cute too...

[phipps84camaro]

that motherfucker would be out the window before i could hit the snooze button

[caboosexx]

did she just call me a bitch? and so it breaks things to wake u up...nice

[lava1997]

copied sony japan they ha it before

[KopKranker]

LASS DICH VON UWE FICKEN !!!

[Thingamajigs]

@FlavoredDuchess I actually think she's quite attractive, but her voice rather irritates me. She sounds like a spoilt american woman.

[Keepassing]

My room is too small for it to run around

[FabianBauer]

@Keepassing: My room is small, too. Also I have FURNITURE, BOOKS and stacks of MAGAZINES lying on the floor. This thing would escape me by only a few inches.

Nothing for people who actually use their bedroom for anything other than sleeping... :(

[drago433]

if dat mother fuckin thing started pissin me off after i press the snooze button too many times..................i would get up and beat the livin crap out that shit and then flush it down the toilet.....................2 minutes later i will be asleep again!

[Mtrhd0024]

#1 I'm not sure this would be loud or obnoxious enough to actually even wake me in the morning.

#2 If it was actually loud enough to disturb my sleep and wake me up, I'd be pissed at the world having to chase that stupid thing around my room!

#3 If it did manage to wake me, and then I managed to catch it in my sleepy morning stupor, is clocky tough enough to withstand being flung in anger through my second story bedroom window every morning?

If criteria 1-3 are met, I'll buy a fleet of these!

[OoLuNaTickoO]

@Mtrhd0024 My sisters should arrive as a package on your doorstep any minute now.

[pwkn0]

@Mtrhd0024 lol... same here

[xoCherryPink]

i probably need this, but when i'd be chasing it and awake, i'd be pissed for the rest of the day lol.

[VALKIR4636]

hm.. it's a good idea but i really dont think their lifespan will be long...

[joshbulldog1661]

i have slept throug a fire alarm

[terjeau]

Me too, so I ordered this one. Havent got it yet but I am exited, lol

[gowylde2]

@joshbulldog1661 Me to, and I am a Safety Manager lol

[XxAtomic646xX]

@joshbulldog1661 I have slept through a Tornado lol

[hellkid94]

that wont even come close to waking me up, the only alarm clock that has barely woken me up its Computer Alarm Clock, and my speakers were at full, and like i said BARELY woke me up

[EllieMcMoose]

you have no idea how loud this is.

[AndThePursuit]

@hellkid94 i think you're broken.

[Jourei91]

Ever seen a zombie? Watch me chase one of those when I have just woken up. :D

Or, that's what I think would happen. Do want!

[817546]

i need one O__O

[Daisyxpie]

how about just put your alarm clock - away from your bed, so you have to get up to turn it off? Although that doesnt always work with me haha. I just woke up for college but i wana go back to sleep :'( its so horrible

[Eskimojoesdude]

my bro has that hahahah

[b1c1k]

agreeing with lindadw....

i went on multiple sites and saw the only price for this was $50

then i typed it into google shopping and found it for $16 with FREE shipping

i love it!

[djfrozone]

from where?

[TheTwilightForever12]

can someone tel me were to find one in toronto

?

[fahimprocks]

i know i live there :)

[nibargerswife51482]

"he's" cute

[aw34a4]

not he she!

[nibargerswife51482]

i was meaning the clock lol

[fadropblane]

morning-impaired hahahahaha

[moba195]

hehe you have to stand up for stopping =D

[samisazerahga]

good idea but if that does that to me i will kick the fuck out of it and brake it

[linadw]

I have a friend who bought it for US$16 (yes, the real deal). So anyone out there preparing to shell out big money for this clock, search for a more reliable retailer/seller!

[mikitymike]

I heard it also hides itself. is this true?

[fobrmade]

ay i lost mine and it actually was under my bed

[MARIOBLAHA]

nice shit

[ARN214]

someone plz reply to me. i am about to pay 50 dollars for one. is that bad?

[samuellorocks]

nooooo! on ebay is like 17 dollars canadian. Not sure where you live though

[fobrmade]

no thats how much i payed 4 it

[chinghelen71]

I saw this clock's price at Hong Kong is only HK$85 (HK$1 = US$7.8)

[buccipburger]

I want one of these. Where can I get it?!

[r4ycluster]

Amazon

[munchkinhugs]

I bought one for a mate today. Sooo costly. I paid $100 for it =\ Let's hope he wakes up on time !

[YuccaPucca]

you paid $100?

If that's true, you got seriously ripped off.

[munchkinhugs]

Well, $99.95 (AUD)... are you telling me it's cheaper elsewhere.

[insert frustration here]

[YuccaPucca]

I paid £25 for mine... I think that's like $57

AUD..

So yeah you did get ripped off.

[RiotingPanthers]

way cheaper...

[MozzleyCrue]

Hahahah. my friend has one of these, at a sleepover, it jumpedd off the table and zoomed straight into the wall. XD

[giftguru]

Try Elsewares or Hammacher Schlemmer.

[01XCasperX01]

where can i get this