Olive Garden Commercial 2010

[gabrielink91]

endless breadsticks and diarrhea.

[LastTaboo]

You've combined two seriously unfunny things and made them hilarious. Congratulations.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@LastTaboo Thank you, we aim to please... but we usually just end up displeasing. 

[TyrannisSicSemper]

This is what most commercials are like in my head.

I've killed and dismembered Vince the sham-wow guy countless times and I won't even describe what I do to the celebrities that pimp that pro-activ pimple creme.

Advertising gives me homicidal fantasies. It's a sign of psychological health,

[zombiepizzaparty]

@TyrannisSicSemper Man, we really need to hang out sometime.

[TyrannisSicSemper]

@zombiepizzaparty

Ha! If you're serious, I'm a film-maker living on the west coast of Canada.

feel free to msg me.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@TyrannisSicSemper Word, dude. We're into the film scene as well. By into it, we mean that we talk about creating shit that we never actually create. Nonetheless, we may be able to collaborate on stuff. We're always looking for new people to work with... provided they don't rape our assholes.

[TyrannisSicSemper]

@zombiepizzaparty

I'm not really in to anal rape so that's the good news. Bad news is I haven't made a film in 2+ years either.

Anyway, standing offer you lazy motherfuckers.

[GSPatton89]

somebody's not getting a tip, because when your here SERVICE COUNTS!

[zombiepizzaparty]

@GSPatton89 You've got the right idea.

[sexybj89]

LMFAOOOO! I work here! Yesss!

[ilovetosing37]

hhahahahaha.

[marcvertigo]

This is supposed to be funny???

[zombiepizzaparty]

@marcvertigo No, it's supposed to be VERY funny.

[marcvertigo]

@zombiepizzaparty

You fail hardcore you goofy mother fucker!

[zombiepizzaparty]

@marcvertigo We're used to failing... too bad our mother's couldn't have done that with their pregnancies.  The world would truly be a better place.

[underlinedbluetext]

HA! fantastic

[zombiepizzaparty]

@underlinedbluetext You're completely right. Only $8.99 for a Never-Ending Pasta Bowl is totally fantastic.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@SoaringEagle2005 We had to cut it. We felt it took away from the general feeling of the video. We'll release it as an added extra on the Bluray version.

[KrazzzyKyle]

dude...NO FUCKING WAY!!!! that was amazing!!!! ...and i work at olive garden so that makes it 5x funnier lol

[zombiepizzaparty]

@KrazzzyKyle Since you work there, I have to ask - Just how much semen does the waitstaff put into the Fettuccine Alfredo?

[KrazzzyKyle]

@zombiepizzaparty on a good day, it's mostly alfredo (with possible reserves in the freezer from the previous night). but on a bad night where guests are being a bunch of cheap, whiney bitches, it actually IS semen. ill go peter north on that shit lol

[wendyblue7]

ahhhhh how horrible is that... terrible...

[zombiepizzaparty]

@wendyblue7 I know, right? That woman should be ashamed of spilling that coffee. What a CUNT!

[soxxyfox]

wtf

[zombiepizzaparty]

@soxxyfox BBQ

[GG100FDZ]

RofL! that made my day.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@GG100FDZ We would have preferred to make your week, your month, or even your year... just like it's mentioned in the sitcom 'Friends' - but I supposed "day" will have to do for now.

[GG100FDZ]

@zombiepizzaparty lol i gues u can say it made my year. I will always hate regular olive garden commercials forever so thanks!

[scrudato45]

i wish that the commercials were like this

[zombiepizzaparty]

@scrudato45 We do too... that's why we are incorporating spousal abuse into every commercial ever made. We should be done by 2015

[msrdrummer]

There was an employee who worked as a cook at an Olive Garden who claims that he would jizz on the Alfredo sauce before serving it to the customers. He thought that his "cream sauce" enhanced the flavor of the Alfredo sauce. He also claims that he worked there for 5 years and jizzed on over 2,000 orders of pasta with Alfredo sauce. Most of the customers actually said that the Alfredo sauce was "very creamy" and enjoyed it. However, some customers complained that the Alfredo sauce was too salty.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@msrdrummer I'm hoping he realized his dream and opened up his own restaurant specializing in creamy goodness. It's nice of that man to share his baby juice with others.

[msrdrummer]

@zombiepizzaparty Rumor has it he left the fast food industry and became a porn star.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@msrdrummer Rats. Guess I'll never know what he put in his special sauce to give it that special "zing".

[msrdrummer]

@zombiepizzaparty I did a little research on the guy. I found out that his name is Jack Meoff. That's all I know at this time. If I find out anything else I will let you know.

[DoublezTV]

lol

[zombiepizzaparty]

@DoublezTV  lolocaust

[emk14]

hahaha

[jriver0007]

Wow. This video is lame and inappropriate. It's nice to see that most comments about this video reject the idea that domestic violence is humorous.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@jriver0007 FYI - This is making fun of the Olive Garden, not domestic violence.  Lighten up or we'll smack you in the jaw.

[goldensunrise800]

Thats not funny

[zombiepizzaparty]

@goldensunrise800 I know, it's super-crazy-funny.. not just funny.

[loonmaniac]

At Olive Garden, you can punch people in the throat!

[zombiepizzaparty]

@loonmaniac Well, maybe if the waitress wore more makeup and showed a little cleavage she'd get more tips and less punches to the throat. But hey, let her live her life, right?

[loonmaniac]

@zombiepizzaparty Exactly! And not too many onions in the sauce!

[ulorti101x]

Not funny.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@ulorti101x You're right, domestic abuse isn't funny. It's hilarious!!!

[zombiepizzaparty]

@A11y227700 Wow, you're right. I should definitely not give any information regarding a clip I posted... I mean... why should I expect to have those rights? This space should be reserved exclusively for those who want to be flacid dickwads and use bad spelling to express their opinions. My mistake, A1. I'll make sure to only upload videos you like from now on, like Christina Aguilera, Twilight, and 2nd grade spelling lessons. This is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[virginneus]

@zombiepizzaparty

While we're on the subject of poor spelling, I must say, you incorrectly spelled "flaccid."

[zombiepizzaparty]

@virginneus Nah, I was using the Urban Dictionary version.... which essentially means the same thing but is spelled the incorrect way. Good catch though. I am going to take my spell check out to a pasture and shoot it in the head now.

[sillydillydokieo]

it's called "She spilled my coffee", uploaded by 'dweezler'. it's the 6th video down in the related video sidebar...

[zombiepizzaparty]

@sillydillydokieo Yeah dude, that's just the domestic abuse ad. We spliced in the Olive Garden intro and ending. Granted, not a whole lot of work... but it beats the regular Olive Garden commercials.

[sillydillydokieo]

@zombiepizzaparty ah, now i feel retarded haha.

[sillydillydokieo]

way to steal someone else's video and put your stupid little graphic on it like you came up with it yourself, you worthless piece of shit.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@sillydillydokieo Wow, harsh words dummy! This is what's called a "mash up" - kinda like what all those guys call your mom's vagina after they gang bang-cream pie her. We combined a domestic abuse ad with the beginning and end of the Olive Garden Commercial. So yeah, this is our original creation smarty smart.

Oh, and props on the Borat accent you used in that video of you playing guitar, "original!" Only 500+ views? I guess no one likes musical gingers :(

[sillydillydokieo]

@zombiepizzaparty rofl!!!! i didn't know you made it.  i saw the same video in the sidebar which has more views and was posted 3 years ago, and obviously he didn't make it either... but if you're the one who originally created it, then i apologize.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@sillydillydokieo Hmm... exactly the same? Hook us up with a link and we'll totally hook you up with a hooker. No comments on how clean she'll be though... but at least she'll be free.

[AlwaysKim28]

NICE! XD

[zombiepizzaparty]

@AlwaysKim28 Thanks XD

[spongedinosaurs]

I have to say... GENIUS!

[zombiepizzaparty]

@spongedinosaurs Well thank you very much... but any man using violence against a clumsy woman is the real genius in our eyes.

[TheRealTaco87]

Hillarious the first time. Funny the second. Kinda scary the third time.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@TheRealTaco87 We experienced the same! Except totally in reverse... now the abuse is just H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!

[IMADRWILY]

I need the one where the 2 creepy uncles ask the kid to pass them breadsticks.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@IMADRWILY We would have a copy on hand but unfortunately it brings back bad memories for the staff of Zombie Pizza Party. But don't worry, it's not a molestation memory... just a memory of really stale bread sticks. Okay, and a little molestation.

[spongedinosaurs]

@IMADRWILY

lol

[zombiepizzaparty]

@spongedinosaurs lolacaust!

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

@IMADRWILY

Yeah that one is so stupid, especially the last lines, which were apparently written by a lobotomy patient: "These kids are growing up just like we did!" "Ah, around family."

That's like saying "These kids are growing up just like we did!" "Ah, in a house."

I guess all the other kids they knew growing up grew up in group homes or some shit.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@IAMtheNewWorldOrder Apparently both of the Uncles grew up on processed, overpriced food served by neck-tattooed waitresses with aspirations to someday join a community college.

The search is on for this video... it is ON!!!

[msalvatoresoccer2010]

Haha that was hysterical but I'm looking for the ACTUAL olive garden commercial just because there's a boy in it that looks like a boy my friend likes. So can you send me a link? Other than that, hysterical.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@msalvatoresoccer2010 Sorry, never even seen it.

If your friend is a woman and at or above the legal age of consent then tell her to just look at pictures of us.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@missvide Don't trust the hip hoppers... it is not as good as advertised. We here at Zombie Pizza Party love the movie "Glitter" with Mariah Carey. So much more hardcore.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@Idontlikepineapples Not when a clumsy dame can't fill your coffee cup up properly! Can't show those kids you got no backbone, right?

[zombiepizzaparty]

@missvide We agree that it is "scarry." So "scarry" that we are going to leave and watch the movie "Scareface."

[AniceAct]

HAHAHA wow...must have happened to someone.

sucks.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@AniceAct Personally, I feel this should be standard procedure if your waitress does not bring you fresh bread sticks promptly.

[ISiiCkBEATzI]

That just made my day.

[zombiepizzaparty]

@ISiiCkBEATzI We're glad it made your day but we're disappointed we could not make your week, your month, not even your year. And no, we aren't trying to quote the Friend's theme song, it just sort of happened naturally.

[virginneus]

ROFL

[zombiepizzaparty]

@virginneus LMAO AARP

[ImZacYall]

lol WHAT?

[SkeletonSaint]

LOL ROFLMAO & NAACP!!!