Brian Regan-I Walked On The Moon 2/6

[derpsauce99]

Big fat mole man walkin out of the doctors office

[Michael55443]

I'm drinking Cran-Grape juice as I watch this. :)

[LaurenLovezzYouu]

All the people who disliked this video, BUCKLE UP, You're going to feel some pressure.

[b24harman]

I think this guy is funny, but his face gets on my nerves...that's all.

[oreotitan4545]

What da!?!

0.0

[AZ094243]

Pizza is a veggie. Congress said so in the '90s I think.

[FootLover7337]

What tha?!?!? HOW DO I GET THIS GOODNESS IN ME!?!?!? lol

[Mwahahahs22]

2:38 is HILARIOUS!!!!

[RainbowDashBrony2233]

after i was done i looked at my poptart box... i laughed so hard

[Shadsterwolf]

I just love some of the people's laugh in the audience.

some are like "HUR HUR DE HUR HO HO HO"

[cheezeguyLOZ]

"Insert pastry... vertically!? Uh, Uh." Poof

[cheezeguyLOZ]

"In a moment, you're gonna feel a little bit of pressure." "O - AHHHHHHHH! THAT PRESSURE HURTS LIKE H***!!!!!!!!!!

[Nafalis1]

14 people have to read the instructions

[bqureshi21]

the only good comments i ever come across on youtube are on brian regan vids haha. these are great! best comedian ever btw, clean and very talented.

[MisterMelrose22]

it's gaping!! lol

[jessewinchester]

Im trying this thing where I laugh every day before 9am..its meant to improve the rest of your day. Brian Regan is how I get the job done.

This mans a comedic genius!

[boleplissken]

In Soviet Russia, fig newton's eat you.

[rachelrandom6]

1) Do not stand directly in front of cannon

.... How true that is....

[Nafalis1]

Half a cup?! I eat half of the whole thing! XD

[atllove578]

his facial expressions XD

[Blackopsmaster68]

I see where they're going with this!!!

[morethanlunch]

Brian needs to eat more vegetables...

Pizza.

[Nafalis1]

@morethanlunch Pizza plants?! CAN I HAVE SOME?! XD

[1092cb]

@morethanlunch Oh and uh, lay off dairy. AND NO MORE HAPPINESS!!!

[mattnicho17]

@morethanlunch french fries, potatoes are vegetables.

[divet3sniper]

Brian ReCran!

[HockeyG33]

@divet3sniper HA HA CLEVER...

[auntieabri]

number 1, don't stand in front of a cannon. How true that is!!

[SayTheSlavetoy]

Cran-chops!!! XDD

[afternoondliter]

13 People don't know how to get that goodness in them.

[DJeatsBAGELS]

You're supposed to warm your poptarts? The world I knew ended.

[bigmarty11288]

Hey, I'm a juice person and I find this offensive. For shame!

[MrDerfbomb]

I ate 30 fig neutons (fail spelling I think) I GAINED A WHOLE WHOPPING OUNCE!!!

[jdub2347]

Follow me @ LongJOHN_SiIver.... By the the L in silver is a capital i

[giantrobotsrule]

I actually know someone who had to read the pop-tarts box because she didn't know you were supposed to toast them.

[ninjahchaos]

13 people are juice people :) i thought someone needed to say that

[t28trojan1]

13 people ate 3 fig newtons

[n0a4L3g1t]

13 people died from an explosion of a pop tart in the package in the toaster

[m0m0318]

and no more happyness

[tobimisa]

13 people are bananas 

[chocho999]

Two spoon fulls, you're a mad man.

[rachel1475]

friggen marry me.

[m0m0318]

13 people read the instructions on pop tarts

[boredtotears0]

13 people stood directly in front of a cannon...

[TheJerryw08]

This guy is crazy. LOL

[m0m0318]

13 people sell cranberries

[SND4Cal]

2:51 - 3:08 GIGGITY

[MichaelThe89thKey]

12 people only eat 2 fig newtons

[JacobBlackisCandy2me]

12 people don't know how to get a cannonball wound.

[packman498]

ya gotta get crackin banana man

[dongtingwong]

Going to see Brian Jan. 6th in Beaumont, Texas. 4th row..yee-haw!!

[phillipscuz]

i dont get heart burn so i dont no, but i think a cannon ball wound is very different

[wedgr]

The awesome feeling you get when you accidentally find something awesome on YouTube!

[Menn0knight]

12 people don't have cannon ball wound ointment.

[cicero8558]

fig newtons;my new favorite food!

[GreenPearlNatalee]

6:31 dejected Brian regan face....aww and ROFL at the same time

[balkthor]

@ArcticRhino

I'm pretty sure the latest thing is having fun watching good comedy routines, that's all.

[jezerozeroseven]

At my local supermarket, they have an ENTIRE SECTION of the juice isle devoted just to "cran" juices.

[phillipscuz]

12 people r juice people

[a9saldivar]

will ferrell + jim carey = brian regan

[Chill050]

@a9saldivar exactly what i was thinking!! haha!

[SpeedOfLight4]

How true that is!

[lazyshika1]

I watched this while eating peanut butter and pretzels. There is now peanut butter and pretzels splattered all over the computer screen. XD

[brianagetsJAGKEDup54]

We have a 3 fig newton eater!

[hughezee]

@brianagetsJAGKEDup54 whats fig newtons is it like fig rolls

[dirtripper25]

@brianagetsJAGKEDup54 HOW MANY DID HE HAVE??!?

[jmlicb]

12 people ar hunched over in the juice aisle

[bionicstickfigure]

12 people are emo!

[aboyden2011]

I already have a cannon ball wound! hahahahaha

[whatnowman42]

funny funny man hahahahahahahahaha

[alphagold191]

I already know this. I know how to GET IT!!! That line cracks me up every time

[MsPitbulls2]

nobodys funny just because they cuss anymore than they're good cuz they don't. you have to be funny to be funny.

[avel393]

I WENT AND BOUGHT FIG NEWTONS AFTER SEEING THIS.

[mizukisc]

@avel393 really? cuz I had a pop tart

[StrOcc]

I am stuffed to the rafters!

[PreciousRubine]

12 people don`t have a sense of humour

[ladedadedadedaa]

12 people didnt get the goodness in them

[Clueless313]

By the by, he said, "in my eyes." Not, "in my ass."

[hexagon431]

Thumbs up if you checked your steam chat at 1:52

[lovinInuyasha101]

iATTENTION! BRIAN SWEARS JUST NOT LIKE JEFF DUNHAM OR ANYONE LIK THAT BUT DOES IT MATTER

[yourshadow05]

He makes fun of Juices, but it mixes DAMN well with alcohol!!

[freakstunt123]

12 people stood in front of the cannon

[LAMProductions99]

@cro508 Actually, those twelve people are mad because they have to read the poptart directions.

[cro508]

he doesn't look as funny as the animations are lol

[Tstreetfights101]

how can 12 ppl not like this, wouldn't you stop after number 1? just wondering why you would continue watching something you don't like.

[cro508]

@Tstreetfights101 i think they all rushed to press *thumbs up* but missed, and pressed *thumbs down* lol

[SwimmerTechReviews]

good news, no we don't actually have to watch the whole video to hear the jokes... we can just read all the top comments!

[Sum41FoEva]

the worst word i've ever heard brian ever say is hell

[jessxoxo34]

@Sum41FoEva i heard him say damn once aha

[Tiroth77]

@Sum41FoEva he said the 'a' word in part 1

[oShudzy]

@Tiroth77 oh shit.. not the 'A' word

[Tiroth77]

@oShudzy i know its not bad. im just sayin its the only time ive herd him swear

[CautionChildrens]

or previously had wisdom teeth extracted :)

[scooter663]

12 PEOPLE ATE 2 FIG NUTONS!!!!!!!!

[tobimisa]

@scooter663 12 PEOPLE ATE 3 FIG NUTIONS!

[SealedWithAKissX3]

why does he have 2 wedding rings?

[ppjdbsjai12332]

12 people didnt know how to cook a poptart

[Tom5thousand]

@ppjdbsjai12332  1 person should stfu

[ppjdbsjai12332]

@Tom5thousand awww ur mad cause u dont know how to aww thats sad

[ppjdbsjai12332]

12 people got shot by a cannon and didnt know how they got a cannon shot wound

[portalrunner117]

True story I laughed at this for nearly four days!

[Ciscoguy30]

Go ahead toast them.. Hey, are you still reading this... Rofl.. Love Brian Regan..he's clean with the jokes, he makes me laugh..

[mixmakeable]

Why dont you back off cran man.

[cabot2jville2010]

holy damn, first page of comments and 4 out of the 10 or so are about the dislike bar...new record

[HoltRamsMan]

12 people need cannonball ointment

[XOBX360nROBLOXPWNER]

I dont care about serving sizes....I care about the taste..and how lonley food is when you don't eat them sooo

[XOBX360nROBLOXPWNER]

12 ppl have bad humor senses

[Nozem13]

12 people can't figure out pop tart directions.



[PeanutButterC00kies]

and no more happyness! away with you!

[kenbethmac45]

12 people have to lay off dairy...

[stevied493]

I would love to hang out with him for a day. He can find the comedy in the most common things in life. Amazing!

[foggles22]

2:30......how true that is

[rossanater23]

back off cran man!!!!!!!

[rossanater23]

I EAT FIG NUETONS BY THE SLEEVE!!!!!! so funny

[vampires18]

I would marry him in a heartbeat. :D

[ItsKelsbot]

Brian regan is my hero.

[Ender231]

Cranchops?

[TheMillironEffect]

@hockey31ab1 nope its just you.

[hockey31ab1]

anyone else think this guy is totally NOT funny?

[Jorbs3210]

@hockey31ab1 Anybody tell you you have no sense of humor?

[Bakura8886]

@hockey31ab1 who do u think is funny sir

[TheRoguewarrior11]

@hockey31ab1 suck it!

[oblivion5913]

12 people have gaping cannonball wounds

[LilDrummerBoy243]

There shouldn't even be a dislike button to anything Brian Regan. Hes that hilarious! :D

[schleichadventures21]

12 people are juice people

[ledzep2343]

thumbs up if you love brian regan and could care less whether a comedian swears or not

[Swingarwolf1]

@ledzep2343 for the most part I agree there are some that take it too far though and it gets to the point where the punch lines and things that would be funny are just drowned out by the swears

[musicalturtle414]

@ledzep2343 i think brian regan should have his own channel or atleast HBO or something thats just wrong thunbs up if u agree with me

[THEFIFAg10]

greatest comedian alive!!

[chibbbycookie]

12 people felt the pressure

[NeajAihposCosplayer]

He eats fig newtons like I do. :'D

[Cougar139tweak]

"I just did it as a joke but they're going out like that... so.."

[Treesneedhugstoo99]

I have to say it..12 people don't read..

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

What about cranberries and blueberries? Cran...blues?

I... don't even know.

[1kyscott1]

yeah a whole 1/2 a cup i just kept eating and eating and eating i must've had like 2 spoon fulls

[GummiBear483]

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH WHILE EATING OR DRINKING!

[yumchuchuyum]

@GummiBear483 too late lol now my computer is eating my ice cream sandwich

[MegaBostonredsox]

@GummiBear483 i wish i read ur waring... my keybord broke from my cherry cola squrting everwhere hahahaha

[KlayWorldRoks]

@GummiBear483 I tell myself, Small sips... Small sips... Eaasssyyy.

[indieindy]

@GummiBear483 So true, I thought I was going to short out my laptop from the soda!

[SBproductions12]

@GummiBear483 uh oh :( i did

[bananalovesshane]

@GummiBear483 How true that is!!

[BELKISDAVIS]

@GummiBear483 I made the mistake and was drinking water while watching this. Thankfully, the computer did not get sprayed.

[lildude9171]

@GummiBear483 TOO LATE!!



[johnnyk617]

why dont u back off CRANMAN!

[Hszczapa]

Juice people...... Eeww

[trumpetdude654]

Moviesmyway he's not making cranchops up it was in the clip. He's just wondering what it would taste like. Fool.

[astroboirap]

up yours cran man

[Fldestin45]

11 people have high cholesterol

[AlbinoFlareon]

Well, Banana-man does always have that merger with Strawberry and Co. Unfortunately, they're two timing with Kiwis Inc.

[Warriorcat890]

11 people needed toaster directions

[WeAllSyn]

1234 likes :D

[Chokedbyallama]

juice people......ew.

[missepiskey]

why don't you back off cran man...

[portalrunner117]

11 people had an er for 3 fig newtons

[saczfinest]

WHO THE HELL EATS TOO COOKIES, IEAT FIG NUTINS BY THE SLEEVE

[shorantheman]

11 people have gaping cannon ball wounds, with no ointment! =P



[Aguaatlantis]

HAHAHA cannon ball ointment...the cannon ball wound is gigantic and they give him a super tiny ointment bottle lol!!!!!!!

[Ponyloveer]

11 people are juice people. 

[kjhayward]

11 people couldn't read the label and ate 3 fig newtons

[rigby10156]

11 people couldn't get the goodness in them.

[TigerMuskie08]

Lol Bryan Reagan is hilarious!!! My new favorite comedian!! :D lol I almost died of laughter at the "vertically?" part!

[onlybygrace32]

11 people have canonnball wounds

[darklucario137]

@onlybygrace32 and they couldn't find any canonball ointment

[bestshowontheweb]

10 people are big fat, mole men going to the Macy's Day Parade with a "confidence boost".

[Novastar62]

Brian Regan is my absolute favorite comedian. Thr is only one way you can make these videos better... Upload ALL of his comedy acts

[nicolebole316]

10 people didn't get their tube of cannon ball wound ointment.

AND NO MORE HAPPINESS

AWAY WITH YOU!!