Whitney Cummings: Money Shot - GUYS & SPORTS

[thSubliminalCriminal]

My puppy is farting in her sleep.....AWWWWW

[SFwhiteguy15]

not a hater...but she is not funny. Guys wear jerseys to support their team, and because of that teams are getting paid to sell those jerseys and what not. Im sorry she just doesn't have it..

[superromanvideos18]

i feel bad for whitney cummings because she is flat chested, sigh that sucks.

[blademanx]

@superromanvideos18 u still would stop complainin

[CadenHelmer]

Man some commenters are DOUCHE BAGS!! She is hilarious.

[Synphus]

She's right, most guys are ready to hurt or kill people over sports. Hey that guy is wearing a different sports jersey lets talk shit about him in front of him or beat his ass, that will teach him not to go against home team.

[Bosphorus32]

Um...this is really boring and stupid...geeze, shut up bitch

[blademanx]

shes kinda pretty she just needs tattoos and one or two piercings rofl

[krutaa]

@blademanx man fuck piercings, they are ugly as hell.

[chrisruse]

mildly amusing cunt

[crazychris4124]

she's hilarious but damn her voice is annoying

[conlanwaylan]

this is the best EVER

[DarkelementAngel]

it's sports and video games with some men

[idontseeynot9]

wanda sykes is really the only female comedian ive enjoyed watching. her materiel is great. whitneys average. not the worst by far

[PublicICON]

I thought this was pretty funny.

[Tzadeck]

She's got potential. She could be a good comedian down the road (remember, Louis CK sucked until he was about 39 and then he became ridiculously awesome). Maybe she got famous too early for her own good--I guess being attractive helps you get on TV.

[FiRsTClass101]

She is ok but wanda Sykes is waaay better

[AnE000002]

@FiRsTClass101 she sucks but wanda sykes is just an annoying fucking dyke bitch.

[OfficialJohnnysMind]

@SC4TT3R3DW1NDM1LLS uhm he dosent suck fuck off

[BadCoverMan]

hah.. it's funny cuz guys wear jerseys when they aren't on the team, because they aren't cut out to play in the NFL, yet they still want to show support... Funny.

[roflkids101]

@BadCoverMan It's a joke dude, don't pee yourself over it,

[totallycharmed]

im buying scrubs

[otters72]

She's alright. Except the bit about guys thinking they're part of a sports team, is straight from a Mitchell & Webb sketch from a couple of years ago...

Coincidence? Maybe.

[gb75104]

I like several female comedians. Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro, and Sarah Silverman (in small doses), but I can't stand Whitney Cummings. She's not remotely funny.

[OfficialJohnnysMind]

@gb75104 she is

[PaulAll1313]

What an unfunny cunt.

[titansmvp9]

if people hate her so much why do they watch her on you tube and then comment?

[AndyHarglesis]

@titansmvp9 Misogynists mainly.

[StephenAndrew777]

@titansmvp9 When you drive past a car wreck you look at something other than the car wreck and talk about something other than the car wreck with the passengers in your vehicle??

[ClaeWilson]

@titansmvp9 Because it makes me feel better about myself to know that no matter what, there will always be someone out there who sucks worse than I do.

[Andragon90]

@titansmvp9 tbh I only heard about her so I decided to see if I find her funny.. turns out I don't.. moving on.

[M3devac]

I love how all the negative comments are from men who who wear those things. Quit being such babies, assholes, she's just joking.

[Shlumpledink]

@M3devac just because she's joking it doesn't make it funny. i can name 20 other female comedians who have made this same joke.

[M3devac]

@Shlumpledink

I didn't say you should think she's is funny. All I'm saying is that some people here say mean things and call her derogatory names because she made some jokes about sports fanatics.

[AndyHarglesis]

@M3devac Are you kidding? Most of her comments have people going around demeaning and insulting her because she's FEMALE. Not because she's unfunny. It's sexist around here and it's very sad.

[AndyHarglesis]

@Shlumpledink So you're mad because she's making jokes, and these jokes happen to be the truth, right?

That's what I thought.

[DominicRiv]

I want to kiss her face.

[snapdaddy357]

This chic is Awsome!

[fuferito]

Is she funny?

[AndyHarglesis]

@fuferito Why would you need to ask? Do you rely on other opinions?

[fuferito]

@AndyHarglesis after stumbling here from watching CK, Cho, Chappelle, Lampanelli, and Silverman I wasn't sure what this person was doing and why people were laughing.

[AndyHarglesis]

@fuferito Misogynist.

[Heatherllxxy]

@17thknight *shakes head* You make it sound like someone needs a degree to understand that you're probably riddled with sever issues. But don't worry, I'm sure your rambling will be noted by at least 1 lesser mind.

[marco437]

@ScottyA222 Whitney Cummings got you to think? guess there is a first time for everything

[marco437]

good one I almost smirked, I love walking around thinking I'm on the team. Wait i'm not tom Brady? Whitney you are truly terrible

[Petruccibear]

LOL, IT IS TRUE! GUYS LIKE SPORTS! HOLY FUCK SHE IS FUNNY!

[SFwhiteguy15]

@Petruccibear haha i know right and rockin your teams jersey means were trying to be on the team? lol

[bigsleep32]

"The Redskins don't need you"? So sports teams don't need fans?

Besides a few mindless girls in their 20's who know nothing other than popular culture who finds this funny? Oh shit I just described every girl in their 20's. This woman is very lucky so many young girls don't know the meaning of comedy.

Any girl who has just read my comment and actually thinks this is funny do me a favor name one "Marx brothers" movie?......... I didn't think so.

[duncanpunisher]

@bigsleep32 A day at the races.

[duncanpunisher]

@bigsleep32 Duck Soup

[hyrdogin]

@bigsleep32 easy champ

[nerfballs2000]

Tina Fey runs circles around her. 

[Kyleighmarie29]

@17thknight why don't you quit being an asshole and leave teenagers alone you pedophile!!

[17thknight]

@ScottyA222 You do it to show your support for the team and because it's fun. She's a stupid bitch and emblematic of why female comedians are incapable of being humorous. 

[SourGrasshopper]

@UBBNickCage haha your so dumb

[17thknight]

@SourGrasshopper "You're" pretty fuckin stupid yourself.

[joebulls1]

oh, i hear u, i guess u want be watchin her new show u should take a look at the preview u feel like biting your lower lip off & ppl love this stuff i can't understand it tv has gone down the shitter it's so frustrating that this is what were left with

[twillight66]

last night me and Mark ahhh... chanel purse:) lmao

[Kyleighmarie29]

This girl is DEAD on about the sports thing! Idiot men!! U will nvr b on the team, she is hilarious

[17thknight]

@Kyleighmarie29 "U will nvr" learn to spell, you vapid cunt.

[BradBallanger]

I'm honestly shocked this woman is getting any laughs at all. This is the third clip and I cannot believe this comedy actually got its own show. Baffling.

[ccrraazzyypoop]

Sorry woman your not funny...just stick to sucking dick and everything will be alright

[TaoKiomi]

@ccrraazzyypoop You can say a woman isn't funny without making comments like that. They are really uncalled for. If you don't like it, you have to option of not watching it. Did that ever enter your brain as an alternate course of action? Probably not, since people who make comments like yours don't really think.

[17thknight]

@TaoKiomi Women aren't funny, deal with it. 

[TaoKiomi]

@17thknight Some women are funny. Lots of women are funny. I already had this conversation with a bigger asshole than you about 3 weeks ago, so please just let me have some peace.

[TaoKiomi]

@17thknight Some women are funny. Lots of women are funny. I already had this conversation with a bigger moron than you about 3 weeks ago, so please just let me have some peace.

[17thknight]

@TaoKiomi No, they aren't. Women comedians are absolutely terrible. I could name great men comics until my fingertips were bleeding. It's simple nature. Men are raised needing to make women laugh. You know how easy it is to pick up a girl if you can make them laugh? Settling disputes, same thing. Women don't need this ability. They aren't looking to pick up men and settle fights with laughter, they simply sit back and giggle. Women. Aren't. Funny. They don't need to be.

[bigsleep32]

@17thknight Knight I wrote a review of her new show "Whitney" tell me what you think I worked really hard to get the wording just right.

"Shitney" 

[TaoKiomi]

@17thknight Can you read, troll? Allow me to use language you can understand: me had talk with ass hole like you 2 week ago, aduuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr. Now, be a good little boy and go take a few 1st Grade English classes.

[bigsleep32]

@17thknight How dare you say that women aren't funny!! Here's a list of funny women.

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5. shit

6. Damn you Knight!!!

[Heatherllxxy]

wow i like her. shes so real. i wish her clips were longer

[17thknight]

@Heatherllxxy She's "so real"? Well that would make sense as she is a "real" person. I suggest you add some words to your lexicon, because you seem to be as mentally hindered as this sow of a comic.

[theaterattendee]

God this is brutal to watch, she is so unfunny, it's almost like the people that are laughing are just being nice, her jokes and punchlines are horrendous

[PrettyBonesArt]

@theaterattendee Yeah, "almost like" they're just being nice. That's why they're clapping and doing the "whoooo" thing, because they hate her so much - not.

[joebulls1]

@theaterattendee thank u, i thought i was the only one u thought that i call it forced laugh it was like pullin teeth

[theaterattendee]

@joebulls1 Her jokes are so lame, there's a difference between stand-up comedy and somebody just given a mic and thinking that they're funny

[theaterattendee]

Her jokes are so lame, there's a difference between stand-up comedy and somebody just given a mic and thinking that they're funny

That joke about guys wearing their team's jersey makes absolutely no sense, they wear them out of support and because that's they're favorite team, that's nothing like watching Grey's Anatomy and wearing scrubs, that would make no sense at all, God! she's awful!

[redrivercanoe]

Funny! But I don't think that I could actually take a whole hour of that voice banging away at me..

[julielascek]

Uhh Chanel purse!

[monstervain]

Champ......Ehh...!

[cardboardhome]

women actually do act like they're on teams they're not apart of. And not only are they not on these teams, these teams don't actually exist and revolve around fictional characters. If u haven't yet figured out wat im talking about: team edward and team jacob.

[TheSorry44]

@cardboardhome Those Are Not Normal Women...Those Are Girls Who Need Help...Quick.

[spazz336]

"last night me and mark, augh! chanel purse!!!!" hahaha!!!!

[pimps1986]

This lady is off the chain, I love her!

[lisalyons123pw]

Wow @ 35 seconds. Fans get the option to refer to the teams they root for because THEY PAY FOR THE TEAM! without the fans money buying merch and tickets to games there would be no more of those teams. So to some degree the city of LA owns the lakers or the city of NY owns the Yankees

[brokennarcissist]

Guys are like derp and girls are all derp... turn tape over...

[kentuckycowgirl23]

Me and Mark... augghhh... chanel purse !! hahah i almost died imma start saying that :)

[UserUnfriendly21]

OK, fine, I'll comment. I was amused. The scrubs point was clever.

[joce08011]

I love Whitney I wish there were more clips like this up!

[eosdelb]

No comments! come on now! Whitney is "the babe of comedy". I should have hit the caps lock between those quotes. She's cool, funny, easy on the eyes and I want to have sex with her more than once, I think. !!!!!!!! She deserves better than 731 views /0 comments !!!!!!!!! I love you Whitney and it made my day when you followed me on twitter!

[AndreasAnthony]

@eosdelb Lol really? Will ur DM her for me? xD

@666newz

[eosdelb]

@AndreasAnthony Sorry, but no sir. I dont know the reason why but I have several famous people following me. I asked one of them why they were following me and I never got an answer. So fuck it, If someone follows me they follow me. I love it.