Todd Bentley BAM-ptism night

[ahnotherguitarplayer]

sounds like emeril.

[OptimisticCynic715]

Give 'em the Diamond Cutter Todd! BAM!

[MRpeanut222]

@sunnie5103 - But that's how the aliens find you! Stop sending the signals!! STOP SENDING THE SIGNALS!!!

Perhaps it would be safer to actively spread the love of God.. in a practical fashion. basic stuff, like praying, praying for healing, giving your time, giving your support, giving your resources and preaching the gospel.

This is the way we will build Gods kingdom and avoid alien attacks!

[snowleopard205]

I'd be afraid to let him baptize me. I mean, he beats people up on stage, who's to say he won't take it into his head to drown somebody? "In Jesus' name", of course.

[therealjohnd]

He's possessed by Emeril Lagasse. lol

[ula12121]

DEMONIC SPIRIT

[ula12121]

1 TIMOTHY 2,11-12

[1958cyclist]

BAM BAM BAM. No cristian decipleship or holy living. Bam bam bam money money.

Thats why I stayed away from church for so long. THis guy is a disgrace anyway. Morbidly obese and scruffy. If women fancy him in US they must be desperate. Bam bam was on the flintstones anyway

[tspencley3]

that girl standing next to todd with the mic is his mistress. her name is jenna, she is the one todd abandoned his wife and family for.

[MRpeanut222]

@tspencley3 As a child of a split family I can say that sucks.. beyond belief! I feel very sorry for the children.

But lets leave the judging to God.

When someone falls we can either condem that person, or help them up.

Loving someone when they fall shows true love, and true love can only be realized through God.

So if we condem others for their mistakes... it's probably time to review where our relationship with God is at.

[tspencley3]

@MRpeanut222 im not "judging" todd. todd is "judging" himself with his actions

[todikaklee]

Jaws 2!!

[joyannjoy]

How many times did those people go under the water

This is madness apostasy, unbibblical doctrine, profanity

Baptism represents the burial of Christ, how many times was Christ buried

I believe that this is fulfillment of the endtime prophesies:

"False prophets shall come in my name doing sign and wonders"

Yes Todd Bentley raised 28 people from the dead, but that doesnt mean he is being led by God

[ETERNALBAMNATION]

WE are ETERNAL BAMNATION, the best death metal band ever directly from the heart of Lakeland!!

Todd Bentley took our title without permission and made a mockery out of the word BAM which is an IMPORTANT PART of our band name which we invented in Pete's (our drummer) garage one evening back in 1994 after we drank 2 gallons of beer and now Bentley comes along abusing our name but he's not going to get away with it. We're taking legal action!

ETERNAL BAMNATION 4 ever!

[Ahouseisnotahome]

now THAT was funny :)

[DevilButtKicker]

You know Eternal Bamnation and Eternal Damnation are so close for some odd reason.

[MRpeanut222]

@ETERNALBAMNATION hehe.. I like your sense of humor. All the best for the band.. and God Bless.

[ETERNALBAMNATION]

@MRpeanut222

thanks :)

me and my band mates are considering making an anti-bentley album full of cool songs like "Bentley suck","Outbammed", "Bammed with the wrong guy", "Bam it! He's trying to come back", "BANtley" and the absolute smash hit "Conbamed to hell". Stay tuned for more news!

[ETERNALBAMNATION]

WE are ETERNAL BAMNATION, the best death metal band ever directly from the heart of Lakeland!!

Todd Bentley took our title without permission and made a mockery out of the word BAM which is an IMPORTANT PART of our band name which we invented in Pete's (our drummer) garage one evening back in 1994 after we drank 2 gallons of beer and now Bentley comes along abusing our name but he's not going to get away with it. We're taking legal action!

ETERNAL BAMNATION 4 ever!

[Ahouseisnotahome]

Baptism represents our outward confession of our inward belief in the death and resurrection of Jesus. We are baptised into Christ, this is our public confession. NOT a bam bam pushed back into the water several times to outwardly confess 'powerful' spiritual encounters with Todds angels.

This is a counterfiet of true baptism.

[Ahouseisnotahome]

Is nothing sacred to these people? They take our faith, the faith handed down to the Apostles, and make a total mockery of it.

Who ever thought baptism could be an excuse to seek power and 'bamming'? Who appointed this man to baptise sinners who come to worship a Holy God? It certainly wasnt Jesus.

[BARNUMandBENTLEY]

Wouldn't it have been faster if he had gone to one of the nearby lakes where he could have tossed everyone from a boat. He might have gotten 3 tisms for a single BAM!

[Ahouseisnotahome]

lol, dont put the idea in his head, he's dumb enough to think it through.

[guapobear]

BnB - He would never be so bold as to go to any one of the many lakes in Lakeland... He has been overheard by some locals as claiming to have walked on water at one of his many crusades for a church of only 50 people.. He is afraid he might be asked to replicate this miracle.. TAKE A WALK ON THE WATER, TODDY..

[butterflie2484]

ha! THATS FUNNY! Bam!