Celebirty Play Dates, and being topless. "A shane dawson response video"

[princessdeanna2]

ur last name is dawson :) cuuuute like jack dawson from titanic :) luuucky! you rock!

[0MisterGibson0]

Great video Shane.

i have a real question im not trying to be funny or anything.

Does only the left side of your glasses have a real lense and the other one is just glass no like magnifying?

[bmain1]

@0MisterGibson0 Only one side has perscription. saves me money on glasses

[0MisterGibson0]

@bmain1 yet another cool and benefitial thing about having one eye

[stardel6]

How have i not seen this one wow .. One first off it would be my mother.. Why for she is just a a-ss all around.. Who I use to be my mom first I was going some one I find good looking but that just be freaky don't want to love on family.. So I most say the mom person would be Sharon Osbourne she just seems to cool and seems like my kind of funny too don't hurt she is nice looking but she be the best mom figure I could think of ..

[blender121]

your the best.

i no what its like to have some thing bad hapen. when i broke my ribs and kut my liver open and siver conkushon my frends just laffed and gave me a phone to call my dad. he did the best he can do but i hade to walk up a big hill. sorry if you cant read it im not good at righting.

[xxxwhybotherxxx]

That was from bloodhound gang huh? lol

I wondered the same thing

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

lol fucked up mohawk. nice

[AmeliaAndCompany]

Wow, I love your tattoos, do you have anymore?

[litteld0gy]

dude ur fake eye looks so cooool

[WhatFoolify]

because the dinners would just be... ridiculous. lol.

[kimberwolf1971]

Wiggledunk my purple bulldog cheeks comes from a song from the Bloodhound Gang. If you Google the lyrics, the song's all about sex- and the phrase is a euphemism for a certain sex act.

[kimberwolf1971]

as far as I have been able to find out, a wiggle donk is a woman shaking her booty. I can't help you with the rest of it tho...;-(

[piglettoes]

5 stars for being topless, hehe ;)

[kimberwolf1971]

LMAO!!! I KNEW someone would go there....

[kimberwolf1971]

I would remove my abusive sadistic mother n replace her with Amy Lee from Evanescence because Amy rocks my sox.

[guitarherownz]

You have an abusive, sadistic mom?='(

[kimberwolf1971]

yeah. She used to mentally & emotionally abuse me when my Dad wasn't home, then lie about it when he was there. I got a load of eye infections from her poking me in the eye with her fingernails. That's why my left eye is so fucked up.

[guitarherownz]

Holy shit, I'm so sorry. Of course I could never feel your pain since I'm not you nor had the same past-life but being the kind of person I am, what I said above comes from the heart.

[kimberwolf1971]

Yeah, she's been involuntarily committed to the psych ward a lot. I cut her toxic self out of my life long ago. I'll never regain the vision that I lost, but she can't hurt me anymore. or my kids, which is more important. I subscribed you and appreciate your kind words. Thank you !!!

[guitarherownz]

That's great then, in a way. Being without a mom would be a major wound for me which is why I said 'in a way'. So you must be older now if you have kids and everything =P like mid to late 20's I'm gonna guess.

[kimberwolf1971]

*smiles* A Lady never reveals her age LOL

[guitarherownz]

Well if 1971 means the year you graduated, you lady, are 38.

[kimberwolf1971]

Shhhhhh!!!! LOL Born in '71 and graduated in 1989.

I am indeed 38 but haven't let it get me down.

[guitarherownz]

Wow, my math was definitely off..if you graduated in 1971, that wouldnt make you 38 coz you're 18 usually when you do graduate. Just thought I'd point this out: You're talking to a 16 year old =O haha.

[kimberwolf1971]

You certainly don't sound like a 16 yr old.  You are very well-spoken. :0)

[guitarherownz]

Haha, Im talking like this just to sound good i guess. I normally dont talk like this.

[kimberwolf1971]

Should I be flattered or worried? LOL

[guitarherownz]

Uhh either one? Lmao i dont see how those choices could even describe me =O...dont see in any way how my typing could be flattering rofl...im a nice guy also, no need to be worried =]

[kimberwolf1971]

Yeah I'm nice too, and laid back. Hey do you have a yahoo account or something? Shane might get pissed if we keep talking here. No worries, I'm not a stalker, just enjoy talkin to ya.

[guitarherownz]

Umm no lol this guys name is Shane too?o_O i thought Dawson was only Shane....just msg me?=D

[kimberwolf1971]

Hey what tattoos do you have??

[bmain1]

I have 5 so far

[kimberwolf1971]

I have 13, but I was curious what yours are.

[ZintheHood13]

my sister for no celebrity cause i hate my younger sis, but I don't think stereotypical public eye views of celebrities actually show their true character, so i would choose Mr. Invisible Man.

[sstick2urgunss]

lol your the beez kneez

and your hannibal impersonation is

A+ XD

[bmain1]

Beez knees hell yeah I love that phrase, its not used enough nowha days

[LolliePopRockz]

u are actually so awesome!

id swap my whole family for you! XD

becuz we wud chill, drink beer and ... fuck? XD

hell yh! btw im not gay, im a girl :P

xx

[StarStar3333]

id remove my brother for either shane dawson or demi lovato cuz shane would be freaking sweet but a down fall to that is that i cant marry him. and demi cuz i wish she was my sister

[ProudToBeAGatorGirl]

yu look like tom hanks!

who agrees?

[bmain1]

Ive meet Tom and I dont think I look Like him, but hell Ile take it.lol Thanks for whatching :)

[ProudToBeAGatorGirl]

ahahha nooo prob

when yu said im on a hang over,give me a break!

made me laugh! ahaha

yu remind me of my dad.

[Imaducklol]

YOUR SHIRTLESS!

[bmain1]

Hey I said No comments.lol

[Laford890]

This is hilarious. Haha I cannot stop laughing . You're funnier than most youtubers.

[Catastroficmeltdown]

my grandma with Paula Dean because my actual grandma makes nasty food bleh

[VampressOfDarkness]

Mmm sexy <3

[secretlov13]

my dad for Johnny Depp cuz sadly i like him better :D

[ricflairrocks20]

Your accent reminds me of george bush lol.

[bmain1]

Thats funny because I impersonate his voice sometimes.

[stupivideoswithKnE]

I'd swap my cousin Patrick out with John Keefe from Boys Like Girls because he's funny as hell and my cousin Patrick is violent and annoying. Plus, John Keefe is close to Martin Johnson and Paul DiGiovanni. :) BTW, YOU'RE SHIRTLESS! lol sorry. Too tempting

[xonikkix3x]

wow ... ur real hot .

[Cazzay16]

your shirtless! lol thought ide say it cause you said not to say anythingg :) anywayss ide swap my 12 year old sister for avril lavigne my sisters annoyeing and avril llavigne is epic :L

[TheFoork]

My dad for hugh grant! :D

[27kaikai27]

Hell i would remove my brother replace him with david tenant......Hell i would replace him with a damn monkey...at least a monkey wont be running around the house being a total idiot and pain in the ass...

[SamerraShow]

I would replace my dog with AndrewShawn because first of all my dog didnt do anything but he is gonna died soon and Andrew Shawn is a real nice person stupid but stupid is the new fun!

[CrackerAssHillbilly]

i would replace an uncle with ted nugent

[sprtn117c]

Family Guy! Because that would be funny as hell :P

[TheAsylumProductions]

id replace my family with the members from attack attack! or something along the lines of that

[itmightbeOrange]

Hey, you're shirtless. What's up with that? Kidding. I keed, I keed. I wouldn't replace anyone. Well maybe one of the bazillion cousins I have that i've never met with like....Ellen Page or something. Also, you look and act just like my best friends brother in law, it's uncanny.

[lupin626]

LAWL XDDD..... Anthony Hopkins...... ahaa

[minihans6six6]

my bother becase he is an asshole Dane Cook becase he is funny

[FuckinFuzzel]

i'd remove my cousin cuz she is freakin annoying and would replace her with lady gaga cuz i think you could have sooo much fun with her ;)

[KakiIsSoNinja]

I'd replace my 2nd cousin with Ray Toro... (i can't do jackson rathbone cause that would be awkward..) xD

[ItsGengie]

You have the same glasses as me :D!

[Spoofliferocks]

I would replace my sister with a brother and it would be Michel Cera cuz I HATE my sis and 2 Michel Cera is so cool

[KsstheStrs]

hmmm. i'll replace my cousin with any celebrity. i dont care who! lmao.

[Keechanx]

hmm, id have to say id remove like.. my oldest sister and replace her with hayley williams xD (lead singer of paramore) but maybe not bc i think hayley is hot.. that'd be awkward(:

[unitard08]

well... i will do a video responce.. later! if i dont forget!!! haha, i look like shit right now! i just woke up

[lile13kid]

I would replace my cat with a liger...THEY ARE AWESOME..!!!

what..? Family pets are part of the family...gosh..x

[littledeathpony]

I would replace my husband with Shane Dawson:)

But for real, maybe one of my over religious cousins for Kristen Bell.

[AngelOfSin666]

i was just gunna say u look better shirtless, but ohh well....

btw... hi!! =]]

[davidisadadof2]

Wiggle donk is when a chick jiggles her rack and slaps them (I think...)...

[davidisadadof2]

or her ass...(I think)...

[bmain1]

So then what are purple bull dog cheeks.lol

[davidisadadof2]

My guess is blue ballz (?)

[kimberwolf1971]

I would take out a 2nd cousin of mine and replace him with Elektra. I would take out a cousin from the other side of the family and replace with DareDevil-- because, really- what's cooler than a blind Superhero? (And Elektra is so hot)....

[bmain1]

Cooler than blind, is one eyed.lol You gave me an idea for a new skit character. thanks :)

[davidisadadof2]

OMG LOL! Now that's some awesome characters to hang with, except you might want to be a little careful with Hannibal.

[bmain1]

Ive come to the conclusion that he only eats bad people.lol

[davidisadadof2]

And you're a good boy LOL! Just kidding, you really are a good person...but what about Cujo as your dog? He might protect you from Hannibal if things go south or side with Hannibal; you never know :P

[davidisadadof2]

You should do all your videos like this; come on dude! Shirtless, you'll get more chicks he he he...loved your fohawk btw.

[xnikkixneonx]

i have a cat named hannible. due to his love of chewing on human flesh. so good choice

[StephanieIAm]

hahahaha

fucked up fo hok.

you have pretty cool tatoos

[brian62091]

shittttt family member takin out in replace of a celebrity...damn thats a tough question.... if they werent considered family i would replace one of my sisters with either megan fox or jessica alba... *watch my vids,ci=omment,ect,laterr*

[piemakesmelol]

christopher walken would be awesome lol, id pick the jonas brothers just so I could kill them lol but really, Robert Downey Jr all the way

[brian62091]

crazy eye dude... it looks pretty cool lookin