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  • I like how he has to look up lol..

  • whites caint fight main

  • @ crybaby amerifag redneck

    "going to the john" wtf? what does john have to do with u whipping ur dick out? fag?

    accents? have u not been to Brooklyn, georgia, california, or washington? leave your fucking rock and leave ur town, which just so happens to consist of nothing but your immediate relatives, yes that girl u been banging is ur fucking sister...

  • @541v4d0r Nobody asked you queer. Just because your pedophile daddy likes to touch you at night doesn't give you the right to go online & spew your ignorant ass opinions. So shut the fuck up & take your dumbass opinions elsewhere because nobody gives a shit.

  • @PhukAdvertisements haha, fuk fag, ur care level advanced to lvl 3, maybe 4 once u respond

    1 reading my post

    2 replying

    3 reading my reply

    4 probably replying

    5 eating ur dogs dick

    6 pullin ur dick outta ur moms ass to go pee

  • @541v4d0r Epic Failure... Umadbro?

  • @PhukAdvertisements You just advanced to level 4!

    too bad ur trolling is probably 1 tops

  • @541v4d0r Go play some more World of Warcraft & watch Harry Potter, because it's obvious that you're under 12. Have a nice day little girl...

  • @PhukAdvertisements Bwa hahahahahahaah

    world of warcraft? never played it, its obvious umadbro, you need to grow up, kid

    bwa hahahaphojwo;rishnfguirlfjgoeu­ijmoetbdojngiu!@#UGHF

  • @541v4d0r Calm down little girl, don't get so emotional.

  • @PhukAdvertisements lol u on ur period ?

  • @541v4d0r No, but your mother is on hers.

  • @541v4d0r ur a fagget LMAO nice post buddy get out of ur dumbass mothers house. and get outside. u fucking loser

  • @bfullstar lol, wat r u phuks butt buddy or something? get off his dick, by no means is that me telling u to suck mines either, fucking queer

  • hahaha Quinton Jackson seems so chill, Rampage does not.....

  • More like stare up..

  • keep pressing 7, what a epic laugh

  • Head butt him like Wandy

  • give him a kiss next time LMAO

  • How can someone give thumbs up to a comment which is a response to another coment? do they read the whole argument between the two persons who are arguing??

    Im just giving an opinion, why should someone care about what other people in youtube think say something useful of funny.

  • mum? what the fuck third world country are you from?

  • @rmartinez8176 The country where the English language came from?

    Americans.... wow.

  • @Malk64 The English invented it. Americans perfected it.

  • @Zaku009 Perfected English? wut.

  • @Zaku009 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... please don't

  • @smokeathon13 bloody hell! I already did!

  • @Zaku009 Its called taken the piss.... But please explain how the Americans perfected the English language,In-fact not even that just some way they changed English at all,other then adding a few words here and there.

  • @smokeathon13 Americans perfected the language because we don't have a gay ass accent & we don't use stupid ass sayings like "takin the piss." We also don't say shit like: "I'll kick your ARSE cause you weigh 20 STONES!" WTF is a STONE? Why can't you people just use POUNDS? A "STONE" makes absolutely NO sense. American culture >>> British culture.

  • @PhukAdvertisements "culture is not your friend" - Terence Mckenna...

  • @PhukAdvertisements you sound like an ethnocentric cocksucker, but i imagine thats not too far from the truth

  • @MrShinsengumi09 Your mother should've gotten an abortion.

  • @PhukAdvertisements i was right. prejudice is the greatest showing of a weak mind

  • @MrShinsengumi09 Then you must be pretty damn prejudice because you're one of the weakest morons I've ever come across.

  • @PhukAdvertisements Im pretty sure your mother did get an abortion

  • @MrShinsengumi09 So I'm some sort of ghost fetus capable of communicating through the internet? Sweet...

  • @PhukAdvertisements wow u really are a fucking lemon

  • @smokeathon13 A lemon? You're a dumbass...

  • @PhukAdvertisements i said lemon because to be honest it highlights the fucking brain power you have .we will always be first bitch, you're shitty country is just the bi-product of British colonization sucker.create your own language then start running you're mouth :D

  • @smokeathon13 Don't talk about brain power when you don't even know proper grammar. You'll always be first? At what, cricket? Having jacked up yellow teeth? Eating crumpets & drinking tea? That's about all you'll ever be 1st in when you're compared to the U.S. That's a fact Jackie. Why do you think the early settlers came to this country? To get the fuck out of shitty ass England.

    Durrpa Durrpa Durr.

  • @Malk64 fucking true that, typical american

  • chuck had an ice cold stare man

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 

  • What did he say?

  • wandy wins

  • iÈD SPIT IN FACE THE SMILE.

  • rampage will smash that white cunt!!

  • lol shogun whopped MACHIDAS ass big time both fights lmao he DOMINATED HIm, LITERALY. hmmm so their both 100% before they ever faught. correct. after first fight machida had broken hand and ribs.....shogun... ready to go...second fight machida broken orbital bone.... shogun...ready to go but could use some recontruct on knees to keep training and shitt LMAO if u ever get broken like that from fighting 1 man ... lol MACHIDA got dominated i dont care what u say he did this takedown that stfu.

  • @trajko LOL forrest griffin beat rua!!! dats gangta

  • getting stareddown by rampage ... what a fucking honour

  • rampage got that stare down perfect

  • lol that white guy was scard  like hell

  • rampage is tops...

  • rampage just melted my ice cream :(

  • hurr I reckon he could lick that yella pansy.

  • of course Rampage would knock his head off but the tall guy is probably a fan so why???

  • sorry people i was just joking.....) :

  • rampage is famous for his staredowns

  • nah i think his slams take the cake

  • @jonny232323232323

    I is famous for my staredowns.

  • @jonny232323232323 Yeah, not to mention his slams. And his hilarity.

  • @jonny232323232323 Wandy does it better

  • @jonny232323232323 dogs are famous for their barking

  • @rmartinez8176 your mum is famous for her deepthroating

  • what did he say

  • Stare down? More like stare up...

  • UFC should do a light-heavyweight tournament.

  • is it true that rampage is retiring?? :[

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  • Dude that's a bit cocky of you. lol do you work for the UFC?

  • no but i have connections with people, and stuff. any questions?

  • Really? so fill me in on what's really going on with Lesnar as well as the rampage situation. No Bullshit!!!

  • ok first brock pulled out of ufc and he had just the regular symptoms of the flu and he took a couple days off of practice and he was still planning on to fight shane carwin and then a couple days went by and he was still sick and they diagnosed him with h1n1 and no he took an idefinitely extended long break. any more

  • Dude for so called well connected guy, you sure fail to give some details. For example, What exactly is wrong with Brock? there are alot of rumors on the internet. Some say his kidneys failed due to steroid abuse and Some say it's an untreatable STD. How about the Rampage situation. Go ahead and tap into your sources and connections and come up with solid info.

  • talking to rampage my bad man.

  • hel comeback after hes done making that movie to finally give us the fight between him and rashad

  • which movie?

  • its a new A-team movie, rampage is playin the mr T character barack something, idk it might be a shitty movie or not but yeah. after that he and rashad will finally fight, but im looking more foward to the diego sanchez and BJ penn fight man

  • he said that the ufc hasn't been giving him the respect he deserves. and he also said dana white was conning him into saying stuff at press conferences just to attract more attention from the fans. Any more questions ask me

  • I dont mind rampage, hes only lost once in the ufc. Id say hes the top contender, that is, if he wasnt making movies and actually training to fight

  • yeah, INCASE you guys didn't know by now but im pretty sure you mma fans do. Rampage is coming back to the ufc shortly. hes already recorded his movie and he talked to dana white about coming back. Also, dana white wants to sign chuck liddell to a 1 fight deal and that fight will be the two coaches fighting at the end of TUF middleweight. CHUCK VS TITO

  • @allnamesaretooken it will be May 29 with him and Rashad fighting

  • @cavaliersfan08 i know son.

  • @TommyCage0736 lol top contender, i think your supposed to sniff the paint not smoke it.

  • @TommyCage0736 may be too early to tell but from the history of other fighters once u leave and try to come back there is no coming back imo

  • @CDXXGOD first name: Randy. Last name: .... (it's your turn now)

    plus i agree the sport is way too young to be saying things like that.

  • @JoeClipso couture, is not a human being lol but also he didnt leave to do gay shit unlike rampage or huerta. idk we'll see

  • @CDXXGOD gay shit? your taking someones career that doesn't belong to you a little too personal. the man can do what ever the hell he wants.. if he gets more money form doing movies (no brains needed) then let the man do it. MMA pros don't have THAT much. rampage may have made a networth of 5 million but Mayweather has 150+ million.

    if a MAA fighter gets a gig doing movies, say goodbye cuz thats the best thing for them. BTW rampage did turn down a part in the new Xmen movie so he could do TUF.

  • @JoeClipso ur obviously not a fighter

  • @CDXXGOD Fighter? HA! and you are?

    i may not be a fighter but i have a blue belt under luiz felipe neto at alliance jiu jitsu in Tallahassee FL and could take any keyboardwarrior on ground, standing up. i've had my fair share.

    unlike someone who can't bring any original incite to his comments..

    and no matter what we say Rampage is still the man!

  • @JoeClipso adorable....

  • @JoeClipso making claims about your training background just make you look like a pussy, i could say that i am anderson silva but it doesnt mean shit, you just look like a douche bag

  • @JoeClipso I go to Wolfback BJJ in Sarasota FL under my instructor Charles Dos Anjos, 3rd Dan. You should visit if you are around town.

  • Well Dufflebagfag not all fights can be spectacular like Hollywood. Your a bandwagon fan who only likes fast knock outs and can't appriciate 2 warriors with technical skills fighting eachother.

  • i hear the fight against rashad is not happening cause rampage shooting a film in december a team movie

  • nog whould beat mir in rematch

  • machida is the most boring fight i ever

    Brock lesnar ism't intrested its just funny how he hold people down and pounds them out. Frank mir is boring.

  • how can u say any of them are boring? machida is knockin everone out now, brock lesner had that greatest tko at 100 ive ever seen and mir destroyed nog. i think nothing boring what so ever

  • Do you seriously have anything to say that's not negative!? Id like to know who the hell you think isn't boring!! Machida is a great UFC fighter!! For someone who's boring... he's undefeated, and also happens to be the Light Heavyweight Champion of the world!!! Shut your pie-hole!!

  • ok bad man

  • Rampage is a cool dood. I just cant figure out how two nice guys like Wanderlei and Rampage cant get along.

  • i like rampage hes got character

  • you dont even know if hes gonna fight machida yet he has to get through rashad in december first and then machida has to get past shogun in october

  • I like rampage but machida is going to dominate him like he did it with tito ortiz or even ko him like he did it with rashad

  • he's a funny dude with the skills to go with it.

  • Rampage is tha man!! Can't wait for him to fight Machida.....

  • Me too but he has to ko evens first

  • Don't worry..He will KO both of them. If Shogun doesnt finish Lyoto, Rampage will prolly come up with a gameplan from watching Shogun fight him..

  • Machida's backgound is Karate, Sumo, and Akido. Have fun coming up with a game plan for that. Most fighters take the "big four" martial arts: Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, Juijitsu. Machida has a completely different, and effective, background while also knowing the "big four" martial arts.

    Machida's a nightmare to plan against.

  • I dunno man i can see Shogun give him problems. I dont think people are giving him a hope but it will be a close fight.

  • @nyblake machida is a dick

  • @stwdsa

    Machida's one of the nicest guys in all of sports. Just because you don't like his fighting style or are a bigger fan of other fighters doesn't make him a "dick". Besides, it doesn't take much to call a guy a "dick" on an internet video comment section.

  • @nyblake his gameplan wasn't effective against shogun wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

  • @stwdsa

    Yeah, that's kind of obvious, cock toad.

  • @nyblake fucking machida fan boy. karate sucks, get over it

  • @stwdsa

    No, I'm not a Machida fan and I'm not a Karate practitioner, I just have a lot of respect for the fighters, because they go out and show heart that a little cock toad like you can't even comprehend.

    You're a waste of flesh, your parents should be ashamed of themselves. Grow a fucking human brain, shit heel.

  • @nyblake hahahhahhaahahhaha cock toad LOL good1 can i use it later????

  • @gusto1978 lol Go right ahead man. I'd one day love to see widespread use of "cock toad".

  • @nyblake lol well looks like all you need is some muai thai, bjj, and intense training. aka shogun

  • @RabidBaggin

    Not really. Shogun's one of the best, most well-rounded MMA fighters in the world. You need good genetics to be Shogun. Shogun's also an intelligent fighter who came up with a brilliant game plan to beat Machida.

  • @nyblake lollllll not for shogun

  • @93Phoenix

    No shit, jackass. The guy is still 16-1 and held the LHW title. Shogun--one of the best Light Heavyweights ever--beating him doesn't diminish the great fighter he is.

    But yeah, your response is what I'd expect from a casual MMA fan.

  • @nyblake Lol, why don't you ask Shogun for that gameplan your talking about.

  • @HeWhoDoes "Lol" if you think any fighter can just implement Shogun's berserk Bangkok rules Muay Thai style, you're a fucking moron. Shogun for 1 has an iron chin and was able to absorb Machida's counter punches--most fighters would have gotten KO'd. And Shogun has one-punch KO power in his hands--most fighters don't.

    Typical dumbass MMA fan who doesn't have a clue. 

  • @nyblake You said good luck coming up with a gameplan and that he was a nightmare to plan against. Well look at what Shogun did to him. Now your saying its because Shogun is too good, you meant good luck to everyone but Shogun. Yea right, go suck a cock.

  • @HeWhoDoes

    I'm a fan of Shogun's. My point is that Shogun might be the best LHW of all-time, and that not every other MMA guy can get away with what he does. Don't make assumptions, cock sucker. It doesn't suit you well.

    Not my fault you can't string logical thoughts together or process Youtube statements, you fucking dolt.

  • @nyblake Lol Shogun is good, is he the best of all time? Maybe. And your telling me not to make assumptions because your assuming it doesnt suit me? Hmm kinds retarded. My point is you put Shogun up on a pedestal like he was nearly impossible to beat and look what happened. Anything can happen in MMA so go fuck yourself you bellend.

  • @HeWhoDoes

    No, I'm not assuming. I'm telling you it doesn't suit you; as a matter of fact, it makes you look like a fucking moron. Something you seem fine re-proving time and time again.

    I didn't put anybody on a "pedestal", I was originally talking about Machida's style being unique to MMA and hard to figure out. LOL@ you confusing the name "Shogun" and "Machida".

    No shit "anything can happen in MMA", dope. Why don't you state more of the obvious, Reverend Al Sharpton.

    Grow a human brain.

  • @nyblake If you think it doesnt suit me then your assuming you moron. You keep trying to look smart on youtube motherfucker your on youtube. Your just a dumbass that had a shit prediction nine months ago and now your trying to see your way out of it.

  • @HeWhoDoes

    No, it's not me trying to look smart on Youtube. It's just that any human with a semi-functioning brain looks "smart" next to a stupid, driveling bag of dicks like yourself.

  • @nyblake It took you six days to come up with that response? Go fuck your mother you inbred piece of shit.

  • @HeWhoDoes

    Wow, that was clever, you drooling nutbar. Not all of us spend every day of our lives on here, cock smoker. Do you not understand that? You probably don't.

    A person as idiotic as you calling someone "inbred" is akin to Forrest Gump calling a Theoretical Physicist stupid. You're way out of your fuckin' league, Donny. Go fly a kite in an electrical storm and do the world a favor, you mutated totem pole of bad DNA. You're bad for Darwinism.

  • @nyblake Your trying to be too clever and witty right there in your posts Juno. Theyre not funny its plain stupid. Just go fuck yourself you son of a whore.

  • @HeWhoDoes

    lol Was that the best response you could possibly muster up, Donny? Play me a sad, sad song on the world's smallest violin, Forrest Gump. If people like you would die off, the human species would advance almost overnight.

    It's a shame we put helmets on dolts like you. You serve no purpose for anything besides being a laughing stock. You are that guy that everyone points and laughs at, trust me. A true shit stain on humanity.

  • @HeWhoDoes

    Oh, by the way. A little grammar lesson: You're=You are. Learn it and learn it good, drivel bar.

  • @nyblake Haha I knew youd be a fag and try to be a grammar cop on youtube. Its not my fault you did bad in school. I know how to use grammar when I need to. But talking to an imbecile like yourself, why should i even bother?

  • @HeWhoDoes LOL@ The kid who can't grasp simple grammar telling someone else they did bad in school. Youtube didn't make you an idiot, Donny. You were born that way. Not my fault your worthless parents are both at the bottom of the genetic barrel and gave birth to an amoeba like yourself.

    You say why bother, yet you keep bothering. Know why? You're angry. You're a thin-skinned little girl who can't stop weeping her salty tears to me. Grow a pair, cock toad. Bitchiness+stupidity doesn't mix well.

  • @nyblake Lol, if your gonna spell check on youtube your an idiot. All i have to say to you is go fuck yourself. Oh and one more thing who the fuck is Donny? Is he your gay lover or something? nyblake + girls doesnt mix well either.

  • @HeWhoDoes Nobody spelled checked there, Donny. Any person who got past the 4th grade can see you're a failure. Like I said, it's not Youtube that makes you an idiot--you were born that way. Only a real idiot uses the fact that they're on Youtube as an excuse for their idiocy.

    The boyfriend line was pretty lame and pretty telling, Donny. The fact that homosexual thoughts, without any mention of homosexuality, surface in that dim mind of yours pretty much ensures that you're a closet case.

  • @nyblake Listen Donny, your an idiot just like your retarded inbred sister you call a wife. Go fuck yourself and spare me of your attempt to sound witty on youtube of all places. Your a failure in life and everything you devote yourself to. Like sucking cock for example, Donny. Its not my fault you come out as a faggot, Donny. I find your fictitious intellect rather stimulating, Donny. It makes me laugh everytime i read your idiotic comments, Donny. And by the way fuck you donny. LOL!

  • @HeWhoDoes You call me inbred, then you use my Donny insult. I expected a retarded response from you, but that was borderline mongoloid. I can tell you're a closet homosexual, Donny, just look at you projecting your gay fantasies onto me: "like sucking cock" "come out as a faggot" which is obviously what I said to you before, and what you've been doing on Youtube.

    You continue to expose yourself as an angry, pathetic, stupid little man, Don Don. Course you're stimulated-this is your life Donny.

  • @nyblake Donny.

  • @HeWhoDoes Persistent, aren't you Donny? You're an idiot, but you're bullheaded too. That means you'll spend your entire life accomplishing pointless and unimpressive feats. At least you'll die gleefully happy in your own stupidity, unaware that most people you come across think you're a fool...Donny.

  • @nyblake You're a Donny.

  • @HeWhoDoes

    You're a real winner, Donny. A real winner.

  • @nyblake your a real weiner, Donny. A real weiner.

  • @nyblake looks like shogun found a pretty good gameplan, dont be scared:p

  • @killajava Come up with something different than every other dope who has said exactly what you did on here.

  • @nyblake only stating the truth boe dont get your panties in a bunch

  • @nyblake 

  • @nyblake Unless you're Shogun, in which case it's just another fight :)

  • @nyblake Machida has black belt in bjj...

  • @nyblake machida got fucking dominated.

  • @carlsongracieteam

    sry but machida didnt get dominated in any fights

    

  • @ThePintoAce machida got knocked out in the first round that's dominate why are you commenting delete your youtube account.

  • @carlsongracieteam

    ur an idiot did you see Todd Doufee? that guy was dominating his fight, but he got knocked out. dominating doesnt mean getting knocked out u moron. Machida never lost a round until his fights with Shogun. 1 st fight with shogun, he won 3/5 round, i dont see how the fuk that is dominating. 2nd fight, if u see that Machida was winning the round if he hadnt got Knocked out. Machida was getting in more strikes plus he even got 2 takedowns. ur just a band wagoner

  • @ThePintoAce bro machida never hit shogun with anything though.. todd duffee was dominating the fight then got knocked out machida wasn't. being rocked in the frist round and then being mounted and pounded out til your out stiff is being dominated your an idiot quit commenting because you make your self look dumber and dumber everytime you write something. im a band wagoner? i dont even like shogun or the ufc.

  • @carlsongracieteam

    if u dnt like shogun or the UFC why the hell u here?

    u were saying machida got dominated..... he did not get dominated.

    i nvr said machida dominated, i just said it was a close fight not a fuckin domination like u say

  • @ThePintoAce really? machida got rocked then tko'd in the very first round and he didnt get dominated your so dumb kill your self

  • @carlsongracieteam

    ok there internet warrior

    Machida pretty much stuffed all of SHoguns takedowns and tossed him to the ground twice.

    UR A FUKIN MORON. I DINT FUKIN SAY SHOGUN GOT DOMINATED.

    i was saying that MACHIDA DID NOT GET DOMINATED. u clearly fuckin said that he did.

    Go get ur friend to shit on urself and go eat it u worthless cunt

    ur nothing but an e-troll

  • @ThePintoAce what? i never said shogun got dominated i was being sarcastic, machida got tko'd machida was dominated just face it quit commeting back every time somone gets finished they were dominated that is all there is to it.

  • @carlsongracieteam

    exactly you dumb fuck your saying that Machida got dominated. Machida DID NOT get dominated. being dominated means being pounded on the whole fuckin fight.

    1st fight, Machida won 3/5 rounds. WHO THE FCK GOT DOMINATED?

    2nd fight. Machida DID get KO'd but it was a balanced fight b4 that, if not Machida was winning on the scorecards with the 2 takedowns. HE DID NOT GET DOMINATED

    ur a dumb fuck who doesnt understand what the term

  • @ThePintoAce dude he got knocked out 2 minutes into the fight hard to dominate someone in 2 minutes and if i fought you and knocked your ass out in 2 minutes id say you got dominated... wouldnt you? your dumb quit talking.

  • @carlsongracieteam

    its called mma dumb ass. anything can fuckin happen.

    Damien maia got Ko'd in under 30 seconds by nate

    but i wudnt call that a domination.

  • @ThePintoAce i would call being knocked out in 30 seconds complete and total domination, if you cant even stand with a guy on the feet for more than 30 seconds than your completely outclassed standing and dont even deserve to be in their with that guy

  • @carlsongracieteam

    30 seconds? nice try

  • @ThePintoAce huh?

  • @carlsongracieteam

    not even close. multiply ur number by 7

  • @ThePintoAce lol what are you talking about?