God Tells Rick Perry To Kiss AIG Ass?

[nmikloiche]

Fact Checker: Perry claims that 30 inches of rain fell on Aug 5, 1978. It rained only 0.01 inches on that day. And,just for giggles, consider that the ANNUAL average rainfall for New Orleans (the wettest city in America) is about 65 inches.

[Alineniz]

OMG!!! Please take him so he can be with you!!! What a douche!!!!!!

[idgaf8534]

He's ridiculous..

[lotus05120]

RP is really out there. Wow! I cannot believe he is running for President. What is happening in this country!!!

[eddiemaxblack]

I don't think Romney is a "crazy-ass religious fanatic." He's the most sane, as it were.

[polemius01]

Is there anyone running for the Republican nomination who is NOT a crazy-ass religious fanatic?

[papersplease]

Who the fuck would want to be in a plane flown by this dumbass? "Don't worry about that storm up ahead. That's where God wants us to be."

[wasuretta]

I agree, God did put him here now.  The rest is bullshit.

"Fear is the mark of a slave." - DIo

[djb12030]

I always find it funny that people can look at the same situation and one can come away with "it rained today" while the other comes away with "god is telling me something!"

[xdawpax]

Jesus... its like they removed Bush's brain and put it in his head!

[438doug]

Slick Rick corporate scumbag...

[GovernMentalFreedom]

Ron Paul 2012 the only intelligent American choice .

[DisturbedHavok]

Every time I think the GOP has pulled out the craziest person they have (George W. Bush > Sarah Palin > Rick Santorum > Michelle Bachmann > now Rick Perry), they prove me wrong. Are we really dumb enough to elect someone that makes George W. Bush look like Stephen Hawking? Really? Well the GOP thinks so.

[livinggarbagetruck]

1:26 he turns into george w. bush

[BottleConcreteBlond]

So, what does it mean that it's not raining in Texas now and that Texas is catching on fire?

[BreakingWave1]

Reading personal significance into random events is what psychiatrists call "ideas of reference" and it is a symptom of schizophrenia.....check it out and see for yourself

[CarolineATRC]

If you close your eyes Perry sounds just like Bush

[kissfan7]

@CarolineATRC

I try not to close my eyes when Republicans are talking. Defense mechanism.

[ZedAlfa273]

Rick Perry & his self-serving bullshit. Hey Rick, what if God told you that he wants you to take it up the ass? What then Rick?

[AngeliqueStP]

@ZedAlfa273 it depends on the price.....for the 'Donor of the Boner' ;)

[BarackMcBush]

"God" is talking to Rick Perry? ..Hmm.. Schizophrenia Definition:

Schizophrenia is a severe mental disorder characterized by delusions, hallucinations, incoherence and physical agitation; it is classified as a "thought" disorder.

[Atheeizm]

BAT....SHIT....CRAZY

[crackerz99]

God told me on Tweeter!

[chronDiggity]

RAIN IS SUPERNATURAL?????

WHAT IN THE FUCKING EVER LOVING FUCK

[chronDiggity]

Funny how when these rotten people say God told them to do something, you could replace the word "God" with "Satan" and THAT would be more believable.

[captcrais101]

Sounds more like the devil's hand guiding him.

[gihaification]

… and people wonder why more and more people are becoming less and less religious,

Well actually we don't wonder, its pretty dam obvious that it’s just a plot device to push anything you want....

[AnnSaraGabriel]

ROFLMAO!

[AnnSaraGabriel]

ROFLMAO!

[GiantSandles]

It's a pretty sad state of affairs when the probable front-runner against Obama is this guy.

[PompousPreacher]

It's below 60 degrees where you are? That must be a sign from God telling us that he wants us to reinstate DADT.

[AmsterdamHeavy]

It would seem to me that no rain, and then 30" of rain is BAD, not GOOD. Fuckin god bothering hick.

[ACULTURE0]

Beggars can't be choosers :).

[kazooga1234]

i bet he would also say that god told him to murdered innocent people

[edgwaterprog]

@kazooga1234 That would be a great question for someone in the Press to ask him.

[kazooga1234]

@edgwaterprog lmao as if somebody in the press would ask that and in the debate the killings did come up but he got applause for his murders

[edgwaterprog]

@kazooga1234 I do not expect it in any of the Republican debates...or Fox News....

[kazooga1234]

@edgwaterprog it came up once but that is because they are the party of pro death so they get applauded for killing as long as its not seen as innocents are being murdered and FOX "news" doesnt do anything about how many innocents get murdered they just talk about how the poor has it to good and how they need to die because they are poor (like i said party for death)

[edgwaterprog]

@kazooga1234 Right, but no one has the temerity to ask him if God directed him or wants him to put people to death?

[kazooga1234]

@edgwaterprog no and sadly they wont