When I was about 10, we'd get in on a Friday, grab pizza and hot dogs and gather round a little laptop screen watching these eps before we got the TV to work in our new house. Funny man. Because when you wanna slob, you've got Lister to do it with you.
@uvasteve It's possible for anyone to dislike red dwarf. First, you need to be ignorant. Second, you can't have a sense of humor. And third, you need to have an IQ in the negatives. That way, it's possible to hate Red Dwarf...even antimatter chopsticks!
@Birdieupon Get firefox or google chrome, then google "firefox adblock" or "google chrome adblock" and install the addon. Bye bye to all adverts; on facebook, youtube whatever site you visit.
@cooolsimon282 it doesnt work for me. i have firefox and adblock plus but when i enable it on youtube it blocks not just the adverts but the entire video as well...any ideas?
Why did they cut the clip there? I wanted to watch it to the end. The best bit is when Lister's chop sticks have attracted to something in Rimmers mouth, and his cheek is bulging.
This was the first Red Dwarf Episode I ever saw. Now I've seen every episode at least 20 times. I have every episode on my ipod. The best British TV Show ever.
@TamaraAndTheDemon I wish!! I just kinda stood there shaking and was like "omg, I learned all my best school day insults from you!!!" He's such a lovely guy... :) he got really embarrassed when some random person asked him what a "smeg" actually is...XD
Surely with his vast intelligence Legion would have invented some way of turning lights on and off with some sort of device that doesn't require physical contact, like a clapper.
Surely with his vast intelligence Legion would have invented some way of turning lights on and off with some sort of device that doesn't require physical contact, like a clapper.
Talking about masterpieces, I must remeber what Seargent Hartman said to Private Pyle in Full metal Jacket: ""You are so ugly, you could be MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!""
"...and what a team we'd make. Legion with his scientific genius, intellect, culture and sophistication, and us with............with........." "......with our red alert bulb."
the britsh 1 was better than the Amarcan was not very good at all/but in this and other programs has a hidden truth what most people would not accept the truth speshaly religious people would not accept it do u think we are the Humans in all these programs with ai robots think again we are the ai human robot all these programs have been prepareing us 4 the truth of it all can u accept the truth religion is the lie but i love this program i watch this 1 or 2 a night it is good and funny
i know red dwarf is a comedy but it really is an amazing sci fi programme too. dr who is probibly one of the best things on at the moment with its stories and ideas but red dwarf deffinatly matched up with the ideas and stories too. so inventive and great.
i wonder what itd be like if the doctor met legion :D
the britsh 1 was better than the Amarcan was not very good at all/but in this and other programs has a hidden truth what most people would not accept the truth speshaly religious people would not accept it do u think we are the Humans in all these programs with ai robots think again we are the ai human robot all these programs have been prepareing us 4 the truth of it all can u accept the truth religion is the lie but i love this program i watch this 1 or 2 a night it is good and funny
The shows ends with a metal-eating-virus getting on board the reconstructed Red Dwarf. Rimmer goes into a mirror-universe to find the antidote, but when he comes, everybody has abandoned ship, leaving him to die on board. When death comes for him, Rimmer knees death in the crotch, says 'Sorry, not today mate', and that's the end.
the britsh 1 was better than the Amarcan was not very good at all/but in this and other programs has a hidden truth what most people would not accept the truth speshaly religious people would not accept it do u think we are the Humans in all these programs with ai robots think again we are the ai human robot all these programs have been prepareing us 4 the truth of it all can u accept the truth religion is the lie but i love this program i watch this 1 or 2 a night it is good and funny
whats this fabulas art thats the light switch lol dont let listers custerd stains on his long jones dont mean were not fisticated lol classic episiode
same .... craig charles just doesnt fit in coronation street though , I watched it just to see him but just made me sad he wasnt on starbug or red dwarf or with rimmer :( /cry
I think Legion is probably the funniest episode, mainly for this scene and the meal. Makes me laugh the hardest even though I've seen it a hundred times.
There's quite a few Red Dwarf fans in the SF Bay Area. One of the local public channels around here would actually have a telethon to raise money to keep Red Dwarf on the air. One time, tney had the actors who play Lister and Kryten in the studio for the telethon. Two of my buddies introduced me to Red Dwarf. I was hooked!
Yeah I bet Chris Barrie was thrilled when he heard Rimmer was getting a body until he realised what a poisioned Chalice it was. In this series alone he got beaten up by the four horsemen of the apocolypse, filmed a scene with a naked stuntman and had food thrown at him!
Is that Stephen Fry doing Legion's voice?
NanaFiltness 3 days ago
lol Legion is very cultured but he still doesnt mind that his guests eat huge lumps of hair (3:32)
drwr2008 5 days ago
"I need it to turn the lights on and off." xD
xcgxparawhore 1 month ago
what do you call it?
the light switch.
LilyblissEnigma 2 months ago
8 People wanted to buy the light switch.
bobski2200 3 months ago 2
lets flag down a black cab and head for real street..
rodd555 3 months ago
@rodd555 great line will have to remember it
dageezerboi 2 months ago
Brilliant episode & so reminiscent of Doctor Who...
WizFizz 4 months ago
When I was about 10, we'd get in on a Friday, grab pizza and hot dogs and gather round a little laptop screen watching these eps before we got the TV to work in our new house. Funny man. Because when you wanna slob, you've got Lister to do it with you.
paranoidandroidRH 5 months ago
kryten seems to enjoy that 70s bush xD
spacecoke 6 months ago
Best scene in Red Dwarf EVER! <3 It cracks me up every time.
Roscrab 6 months ago
Herman Munsters stunt man. Classic
raithrover1976 7 months ago
how can you dislike red dwarf lol
uvasteve 7 months ago
@uvasteve It's possible for anyone to dislike red dwarf. First, you need to be ignorant. Second, you can't have a sense of humor. And third, you need to have an IQ in the negatives. That way, it's possible to hate Red Dwarf...even antimatter chopsticks!
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HamlinSellers 7 months ago
7 people didnt know it was a light switch.
junglefun20 8 months ago 3
One of the greatest Sci-Fi shows ever made, comedy or otherwise.
illustriouschin 10 months ago 3
3:10 Awesome special effects.
nekoaitsu 10 months ago
Best just to stick to the knives and forks in future : D
doctorwhoone 10 months ago 2
I'm 15 years old and I love this programme!! The gags are soo funny even after uve watched them a 1000 times!
Whisperingangel1996 11 months ago
Egad I miss this show...
spugintrntl 1 year ago
7 People don't know how to use the Anti-Matter Chopsticks.
OldSchoolGamer1203 1 year ago 14
Best ever episode - Red alert bulb - brilliant
BrandedTV 1 year ago
Who wants to own Red Dwarf Complete?
Stolemyusename 1 year ago
my all time favorite episode!
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sadamalihansika 1 year ago
3:12. wtf
400sean 1 year ago
this missed out the best bit. rimmer's speech asking Legion to join the crew.
GlengarryGlennBeck 1 year ago
I wish they'd fuck off with these adverts!
Birdieupon 1 year ago 16
@Birdieupon Adblock.
cooolsimon282 1 year ago
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Explain?
Birdieupon 1 year ago
@Birdieupon Get firefox or google chrome, then google "firefox adblock" or "google chrome adblock" and install the addon. Bye bye to all adverts; on facebook, youtube whatever site you visit.
cooolsimon282 1 year ago
@cooolsimon282 it doesnt work for me. i have firefox and adblock plus but when i enable it on youtube it blocks not just the adverts but the entire video as well...any ideas?
dageezerboi 10 months ago
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Un block the video feed you must of blocked it when you clicked above the video. Works fine here.
44971719785648751978 8 months ago
@Birdieupon I couldn't agree more with you there!!
Red Dwarf is an all time favourite classic comedy of mine.Rumour has it that there could well be another series on the way!! :P :)
theseus27 11 months ago
@Birdieupon I've watched (cancelled) the same advert 30 times today! Negative advertising, I hate BMW now! And beaches.
markhayes69 1 month ago
Why did they cut the clip there? I wanted to watch it to the end. The best bit is when Lister's chop sticks have attracted to something in Rimmers mouth, and his cheek is bulging.
Lister "try swallowing it!"
Rimmer "I have, three times"
WHY THEY CUT THAT OFF :(
DwaynettaDibbley 1 year ago
the scene why they are having dinner is hilarious
rocksoliddude1 1 year ago
This is, without question, my FAVOURITE episode! I cacked myself in this episode.
icekat83 1 year ago
This was the first Red Dwarf Episode I ever saw. Now I've seen every episode at least 20 times. I have every episode on my ipod. The best British TV Show ever.
shaneuk666 1 year ago 4
Legion has just such a 1970s/80s Doctor Who vibe about him.
WizFizz 1 year ago 5
TELEKINETIC FORK AND KNIFE :D
SrbikL 1 year ago
the year was 1993 when series 6 was filmed.
2brave2handle 1 year ago
I met Chris Barrie today :)
Cassiefur 1 year ago
@Cassiefur -Wow, did you shout over HEY SMEG HEAD?
TamaraAndTheDemon 1 year ago
@TamaraAndTheDemon I wish!! I just kinda stood there shaking and was like "omg, I learned all my best school day insults from you!!!" He's such a lovely guy... :) he got really embarrassed when some random person asked him what a "smeg" actually is...XD
Cassiefur 1 year ago
brilliant sketch...thanks muchly
monkeebun 1 year ago
I really love this scene,
I can't buy it then,
Not really ... I need it to turn the lights on and off!!
Rayzorsharp24 1 year ago
with our red alert bulb.
alexander25rugg 1 year ago
hahahaha
elizabeth1977 1 year ago
Where can I get a pair of Mimosian antimatter chopsticks? Those would be so awesome to take to a restaurant!
ElveeKaye 1 year ago
i like the way kryten is eating a bush
fluentinsound 1 year ago
@fluentinsound lol. kryten is easily the best character in RD.
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Surely with his vast intelligence Legion would have invented some way of turning lights on and off with some sort of device that doesn't require physical contact, like a clapper.
SpaceDan3000 1 year ago
Surely with his vast intelligence Legion would have invented some way of turning lights on and off with some sort of device that doesn't require physical contact, like a clapper.
SpaceDan3000 1 year ago
Bring back Red Dwarf #FTW !!
UncleKennybobs 1 year ago 3
and the often lethal mecurian boomerang spoon
MutantHippie 1 year ago
nnot realy... i need it to turn the lights on and off.
lol... i love it xD
spacecoke 1 year ago
Talking about masterpieces, I must remeber what Seargent Hartman said to Private Pyle in Full metal Jacket: ""You are so ugly, you could be MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!""
Mann1979HH 1 year ago
Brilliant!!
xxfm12xx 1 year ago
is steven fry legion
CybermeN100 1 year ago
On of Stephen Fry's greatest roles.
bookworm266 1 year ago
@bookworm266 Voice Of Legion was a guy called Nigel Williams
slaxxxer 1 year ago
haha this was my favorite one..
ColombianMamacita 1 year ago
Rimmer you smeghead!!! Classic
Biscom 1 year ago
lol I am recently watching this on DVD and I watched this bit over and over :D
LionmaneElsie08 1 year ago 2
the best, the funniest tv show ever
vanquisher111 1 year ago
Red Dwarf - the finest British comedy of our time, ingenuis..
RSTdave88 1 year ago
Rimmer - he's such a smee heee
DestroyerWill 1 year ago 6
when I saw "Light Switch" by Ceal Floyer at the Tate Modern Gallery I immediately remembered this bit in Red Dwarf
1981jl 2 years ago 2
Me and my friend reinacted the scene on the spot when we saw that sculpture :D
Tanzo158 1 year ago
british comedy best in the world, love the bit when kryten is trying to knock rimmer unconcious lol
DRWHOFAN1986 2 years ago 6
"...and what a team we'd make. Legion with his scientific genius, intellect, culture and sophistication, and us with............with........." "......with our red alert bulb."
velveetaslingshot 2 years ago
I'm going to have to get some of those Anti Matter Chopsticks in for Christmas dinner.... um, and a boomerang spoon.
Njenkin 2 years ago 2
Did you get them?? If you did you gotta make a vid of it :D
Stephensonicmaster 2 years ago
herman munsters stunt man! lmao xD
spacecoke 2 years ago 3
I need it to turn the lights on and off.
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 2 years ago 7
'...and the often-fatal Mercurian boomerang spoon' AHAHHA.
chocomog35 2 years ago 6
I'm addicted to red dwarf HELP ME!!!!!!! I'm serious.....Help me. I can't leave the house.
ncboy65 2 years ago 103
you can't leave the basement you mean
MeIsArtTickYouLet 2 years ago 7
LMFAO
02M3AASC 2 years ago
they never get old.
TheMangoAssassin 2 years ago
@ncboy65 XD sit down and get some red dwarf into ya system :P
vpurev 1 year ago
@ncboy65 Me too. Have you left yet?
FortegoLite 1 year ago
@ncboy65 Just watch all 55 episodes then forget about it, like I'm doing.
ultimatedbz2 1 year ago
Why leave the house when you can party with Dwayne Dibley
captainroger 1 year ago
@captainroger hahahaha, right on
ncboy65 3 months ago
@ncboy65 Smeeee Heeeee
Hardhouserich 1 year ago
@ncboy65 It doesn't take that long to watch all series back to back. Can do it in a week =]
E4Z1E 1 year ago
@ncboy65 then arrange to attend the new series......it BETTER still be like usual sitcom like, that last episodes were a little too serious
rocketmik65 7 months ago
@ncboy65 Are you still there?
borgduck 6 months ago
oh yeah !! :DDD
Lindysek 2 years ago
i need it to turns the lights on and off
RC5488 2 years ago 84
thats one off the best lines in the history of television.
NintendoFan58 2 years ago 4
Is it just me that finds Legion a bit creepy?
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DieHardDeus 2 years ago
What year or season did Legion come out ? It obviously wasn't on VHS.
Amazing !!
knoxvilleguy2 2 years ago 2
Season 6.
wolfpackredandblack 2 years ago 3
Gotta find a video store with more variety..... !!!!!
knoxvilleguy2 2 years ago 3
it was on series 6
aaronjs4 1 year ago
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No wonder ! My VHS Red Dwarf collection didn't go that far.
knoxvilleguy2 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant!
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fluentinsound 2 years ago
It's bold stark lines .. pray what do you call it?
The Lightswitch!! ROFLOL!!
Rayzorsharp24 2 years ago 6
Often lethal Mercurian boomerang spoon! XD
TheFunGreenDragon 2 years ago 5
With or red alert bulb. Hilarious XD
FullmetalEnvy2007 2 years ago
lol in rimmers face 3:57
markpom9 3 years ago
It DOES mean changing the bulb.
Biscom 3 years ago 3
This episode is brilliant!!
xoxRumikoxox 3 years ago
One of my favourite episodes XD
LostMercenary99 3 years ago 5
Can't wait to see some of the new episode special!
Going to be great to see them all together again!
SaitanMar 3 years ago
Rimmer: "What a team we'd make! Legion with his scientific genius, intellect, culture and sophistication and us with..."
Lister: "Our red alert bulb..."
TheLastAsakura 3 years ago 4
'Anti-matter chopsticks?... We use them all the time' xD
WeHaveATrampoline 3 years ago 3
Hehehe brilliant scene but they cut the end off! Let's petition the Beeb to show the whole thing, I want to see Rimmer get pelted! XD
TheLastAsakura 3 years ago 2
LOL! Yeah, and the part where he crosses the chopsticks!
KrytenMark 2 years ago
Yeah, that would have rounded off the scene nicely! XD
TheLastAsakura 2 years ago
HEHE! Indeed it would!
KrytenMark 2 years ago
"I couldn't buy it then?"
"Not really... I need it to turn the lights on and off!"
Classic! XD
TheLastAsakura 3 years ago 7
Yeah, thats so epic! xD
WeHaveATrampoline 3 years ago
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the britsh 1 was better than the Amarcan was not very good at all/but in this and other programs has a hidden truth what most people would not accept the truth speshaly religious people would not accept it do u think we are the Humans in all these programs with ai robots think again we are the ai human robot all these programs have been prepareing us 4 the truth of it all can u accept the truth religion is the lie but i love this program i watch this 1 or 2 a night it is good and funny
eyeopenerQ2 3 years ago
i know red dwarf is a comedy but it really is an amazing sci fi programme too. dr who is probibly one of the best things on at the moment with its stories and ideas but red dwarf deffinatly matched up with the ideas and stories too. so inventive and great.
i wonder what itd be like if the doctor met legion :D
derangedband 3 years ago 2
Haha 1:33 is brilliant.
"How absolutely divine legion"
Simon0 3 years ago 3
im not sure but i just saw a vid of the gang wakening? up and being told it all was a dream!
is that the end of the whole show?
jarpasmannen 3 years ago
Nope, that was "Back to Reality." Wasn't the end.
jumpinjax2 3 years ago 3
(Season 5, Last Episode)
FoXoF1337 3 years ago
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the britsh 1 was better than the Amarcan was not very good at all/but in this and other programs has a hidden truth what most people would not accept the truth speshaly religious people would not accept it do u think we are the Humans in all these programs with ai robots think again we are the ai human robot all these programs have been prepareing us 4 the truth of it all can u accept the truth religion is the lie but i love this program i watch this 1 or 2 a night it is good and funny
eyeopenerQ2 3 years ago
The shows ends with a metal-eating-virus getting on board the reconstructed Red Dwarf. Rimmer goes into a mirror-universe to find the antidote, but when he comes, everybody has abandoned ship, leaving him to die on board. When death comes for him, Rimmer knees death in the crotch, says 'Sorry, not today mate', and that's the end.
SnakeOnAPlane 3 years ago
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eyeopenerQ2 3 years ago
Legion looks like he has been transported out of an 80s episode of Doctor Who.
Briliant episode.
WizFizz 3 years ago 8
What's the name of this episode?
GiratinaofFury 3 years ago
Scroll down two comments and you'll see.
hellopunkkitty 3 years ago
whats the episode name plz
carrotbuggy 3 years ago
"Legion" - it's in series 6.
kaplanyorks 3 years ago
whats this fabulas art thats the light switch lol dont let listers custerd stains on his long jones dont mean were not fisticated lol classic episiode
okane287 3 years ago
Don't cross the streams!
BagOfMagicFood 3 years ago
classic episode!!
xxfm12xx 3 years ago
I too have always been fascinated by the works of The Light Switch.
markhorneyuk 3 years ago
the best in the world red dwarf if you dont like it then what wrog whith you
i whish they are still making red dwith it the BEST !!!!!!!!!!!
ju571 3 years ago 3
I couldn't agree more, i wish there were more eps to watch.
Jayen
Jayenwoods 3 years ago
same .... craig charles just doesnt fit in coronation street though , I watched it just to see him but just made me sad he wasnt on starbug or red dwarf or with rimmer :( /cry
joshbrown101 3 years ago 3
hilarious, what does Kryten try to eat first? looks like a bunch of pubes ha haa lol
dh300c 3 years ago 4
I always thought that it looked like what was left in the shower drain. But it is called Mimosian cuisine.
CountTentacula 3 years ago 2
good observation flip finger! does sound like Peter Unpronoucable surname, fuckin hilarious episode, chop stick bit is fuckin brilliant
dh300c 3 years ago
how absolutley delightful legion hahah.
savannahdunn 3 years ago
Best line in this episode:
Are you sure sir? it does mean changing the bulb!
fuzmiester 3 years ago 3
Bah, I remember this episode. I knew that was a light switch.
Udany147 3 years ago
I think Legion is probably the funniest episode, mainly for this scene and the meal. Makes me laugh the hardest even though I've seen it a hundred times.
nopoet406 3 years ago 3
Legion is funny, but could it beat the episode with Mr.Flibble? XD
EvilGerbil253666 3 years ago 5
Flibble has some funny moments. But overall i prefer this one.
Simon0 3 years ago 3
I need it to turn my light on.
svejevecimrakumraku 3 years ago
one of my fav episodes
Biscom 3 years ago 5
i was positive legion was the voice of v in v for vendetta but i hear its hugo weaving sheesh how wrong can one be :-S.
anthonyjamesireland 3 years ago
Sounds a lot like Peter Serafinowicz to me (or however you spell his name)?
flipfinger 3 years ago
no they sound different
steven9444 3 years ago
man i live in california and whoever i talk to about red dwarf doesnt know what the hell im talking about! man i miss this show so much
bob4life10 3 years ago 4
lol americans like red dwarf? i never knew they understood british humour lol
jonomurphy3 3 years ago
haha an enlightened few of us can appreciate it... i only wish this show was still broadcast here!
kc8nlr 3 years ago 2
heh
jonomurphy3 3 years ago
There's quite a few Red Dwarf fans in the SF Bay Area. One of the local public channels around here would actually have a telethon to raise money to keep Red Dwarf on the air. One time, tney had the actors who play Lister and Kryten in the studio for the telethon. Two of my buddies introduced me to Red Dwarf. I was hooked!
sidearmsalpha 3 years ago 3
OMG are you talking about KTEH?
pokemaniac1993 3 years ago
Yup! Not sure if they still do the telethons though.
sidearmsalpha 3 years ago
most funniest red dwarf episode going LOL
benslater15 3 years ago 3
lmao red dwarf is absolutely class !!
timmyspwe 3 years ago 2
kryten is from my hometown, i'm so proud!
w00t for northampton!!!
bareakon 4 years ago 2
Which is 25 miles away from where I live. Yes!!
balltongue666 3 years ago 2
Rimmer: Now this 3-dimensional sculpture in perticual, is quite exquistit, it's simplististy, its bold start lines. Prey what do you call it?
Legion: the lightswitch
rimmer: the lightswitch
legion: yes
rimmer:i couldn't buy it then
legion: no not really i need it to turn the lights on
Brilliant!!!!!!
mattsta127 4 years ago 5
"Not really... I made it to turn the lights on and off"
Levus28 4 years ago 5
Rimmer's such a SMEGHEAD!!!!!! Legion's great though!!
Biscom 4 years ago 4
a good episode from seris 6
crappie95 4 years ago
What series is this?
05BishopG 4 years ago
Series 6.
iio7 4 years ago
Red Dwarf rocks
Kazamitsu07 4 years ago 2
They gave Rimmer that hardlight body just so the could chuck food at him.
Saraspoon 4 years ago 9
Yeah I bet Chris Barrie was thrilled when he heard Rimmer was getting a body until he realised what a poisioned Chalice it was. In this series alone he got beaten up by the four horsemen of the apocolypse, filmed a scene with a naked stuntman and had food thrown at him!
SPAG22 4 years ago 5
I would love to see a boomerang spoon.
HellecticMojo 4 years ago 2
But I don't think that you'd like to use the mercury boomerang spoons that Kryten mentioned in the vid.
DocTapper 4 years ago
I disagree very much so.
JamieRobertBlackburn 4 years ago
Not really, no.
Sesran 4 years ago