How to cook - The Tank

[Emrik98]

I'm an Tank and i find this video slightly offensive.

[AtheismCentral]

@Emrik98

I'm half tank, therefore the offensiveness is excused because I excuse it.

[THOMASROXHISODDSOX]

THAT, my friends, is why I watch come dine with me.

[TheMrNMan]

Y is every one NICK

[MrTechnoman6006]

How is it fried???? its not even burning its raw should of used a molotov after the bile

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

how i make fried tank is better, first you throw a bilejar at it for the taste, tender the meat with a bat, fry it with a molotov then, fry it with the frying pan, then cut the meat in serval pieces with a machete

[fireyblackdragon]

wow, i never would have thought of bullets as spices! and that tiny pan cooked him thouroghly? NICE

[DoctorChub]

In real life, I'm also a chef, so my instructions are unparalleled in this regard!

[zinx43267]

Chubfish: add a dash of boomer bile

Me: stuff with about 2 tons of lead

Chubfish: then hit mildly frying pan and serve up

Me: then get lead poisoning from all the bullet in the tank.....and i heartattack from all the calories

[LmaR0fl]

theres should be a trollface in the end and not '':D''

[TheUnluckyGnome]

then use molotov for the smoky flavor

[mrboxleytheonly]

I don't know how you people deduce what kind of person pressed the dislike button, all I see is 35 dislikes. You guys must be wizards or something.

[Bencehun9]

yum !

[Mariotucsok]

34 people is a Tank

[darksnommis]

Would never work in versus mode though. I prefer to flambe their ass.

[Clydieooo]

Ahhaha I like how you showed killing the Smoker that got Ellis. Was just thinking that you seemed oblivious to it at the end there. Although I'm guessing you didn't notice too quickly as he lost a fair bit of health.

[AdiG1]

Spang~

[Bitex112]

in expert bile bomb is the strongest weapon in game... that's amazing and so wrong...

[sociopathicregret]

i like how a frying pan does more damage than a gun

[ChrisWindyBoy]

Lol... "Pong!"

[rightarmer]

and if you're really into gourmet, sprinkle some pills on.

[TheDevastator1235]

its better if someone threw a molotov and then serve it as a burger tank

[toplinefool444]

Dont forget to speed up with some adreneline for some rapid chewing!

[andrewwhitehead11]

lets flip this burger one more time

Blooooooom

thats how its done

[sbean9701]

critical hit from 0:50 to 0:52

[ListenerOfShadows]

Mmmmm... Tank burger.... *drool*

[music4lyfe123]

Ohh nomnomnom?

[sax03productions]

DemoDemoPan???

[INTYfromDQ]

Don't forgot to add the heat with a good ol' fashioned Molotov! And you'll need to flip that tank with a frying pan when he's ready!

[mrkantao]

if you'd watched tangled, you'd be pretty sure the frying pan's probably the best weapon of em all.

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

don't you hate it when normal infected get in the way when you're running Away?

[whonow09]

Serves a lot of people.

[mantas7202]

0:50 my mom do this when my dad gets home drunk :D

[Tunise1990]

Hehe

[bioshockfanboy]

dont ya need fire to COOK

[scorael]

You forgot to add a dash of molotov

[nlicky]

Once the Tank is done being cooked, garnish with the bodies of Common Infected and some other Special Infected.

[tinafordraulie]

fried or grilled

[Matimoo]

or my recipe for Tank Burgers, you need

A Tank, A Molotov, Fast legs/somewhere to hide and Really large burger buns.

1) Find a Tank

2) Set it on fire

3) Run/Hide

4) when cooked, add buns

Season with boomer bile, pills and spitter goo to taste.

[yackyback]

Looks like tank was...

PANNED OUT

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

[deathunlimited454]

U CANT EAT TANK RAW!

[H3vvll3t]

how to cook the tank?

z_common_limit 1000

add some boomer bile

and run away xD

[SuperFlicky]

That's how to serve a Tank uncooked. You can't forget to burn with Molotov, and after properly charred, dip in swamp water.

[MrDeliciousNacho]

Me: Mum what are we eating tonight

Mum: Tank

Me: Yay my favorite food :3

[Jesscookie1]

stupid, you forgot to roast it with fire.

[gunnut442]

@Jesscookie1 tank sushi :D

[Jesscookie1]

@gunnut442 I DON'T SEE NO PREPARATION OF THE SEAWEED OR RICE

[vys226]

28 Tanks watched this recipe vid.

[debo1180]

tank: im gonna get u nick: no ur not frying pan hits tank and tank falls to ground nick:suck on that

[kirby0628]

You forgot tenderize with bullets.

Add a few Desert Eagle rounds for extra flavor.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

Bullets make good tenderizers.

[nico29paz]

that made me LOL

[garfieldiscool1]

How to cook Roast Tank:

Cook at 1000 Degrees Celsius with a Molotov cocktail.

Add 5000 bullets.

Whack mildly with a frying pan.

Add a dash of boomer bile.

Serve with blood to drink. (Optional).

[Nattilatti12]

CLANG!

[aduzpopo1515]

dinner is ready!

[aduzpopo1515]

wow this is a way of killing a tank XD

[Benolke552]

When infected started to sorround you, I thought I play, and I wanted to shove 'em. Lol. Instead of that, I refreshed the page. :O.

[rezzchild]

haha that was so epic in slow motion !! lol

[Houdye]

0:14 YAAAAAAYYY

[Flam3swe]

Doing this now on the full version of L4D2 is not possible because Valve changed the damage now when shooting a tank with close combat weapons (including meele weapons). Try it out but you will get pretty much raped by the Tank.

[AtomicDonut22]

4got to cook it. (molotov)

[Commander1keller]

@nerfguns25 ? You need to learn English properly.

[heitikallinn]

lol xD

[gunteen8]

Smoker: Yaaaaay!

[killpro6831]

has anyone EVER noticed that on the thrid chapter on no mercy there is a restyrant called BURGER TANK?

[ModernMegalomania]

PIMP SLAP-

...PANNED

[theguildwarsrunner]

I really expected you to throw on a molotov on after the boomber bile

[TheIwc1]

You forgot to add the mollie D:.

[Cerealboost1758]

FIGHT AMUNGST YOURSELFS!!!!!!!!!!!

[nerfguns25]

how do you make you cross thingy that you shoot with thiner cuse mine is like a bluse one the is fat

[Stormcat1]

With your leftovers you can also make "smokin' Joes" and Spitter a la Nick.

[ostepobss]

bet he would ´get the achievement tank burger is he didnt had it

[W0WHERMY]

Own xD

[lilemokid268]

i want to see a team of people get: like 10 fuel cans 10 barbicue bottle things and put them in a pile.. and go like 10 metres behing it so a tank is running at you so the stuff is inbetweeen u and tank and as soon as he steps on it shoot it. kaboon this = dead tank

[MsCrazyman22]

now dinner is as fresh as.. well ... ok just go to tank burger they know how to do this shi* ( we expierience technical difficultys) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP­PPP!

[leafia111]

Delisious (spelling fail..)

[Jayli0]

Omfg, its not that hard to tell the difference from a xbox and PC left 4 dead... Look at th right side of the screen, if you see the Gun and secondary gun, molly, kit, pills down a row like that its, PC, if its shaped like a + then its xbox.

[FleskTheHedgehog]

it tastes nice but i prefer it beaten with my trusty baseball bat shaped mallet and then a lil bit of flame never hurts :D and finish off with a witch

[a1329th]

1.Heat to 4,000 degrees with a molotov cocktail

2.Saute with the frying pan for approximately 8 hits.

3. Add a dash of Boomer Bile

4. Now the commoners (common infected) and going to enjoy (because the Boomer Bile).

[TheCrunchyMadness]

0:58 look at the chatty thing box it sez

Rochelle: I got these pills.

[Clang!]

Ellis: No!

[ardeesonic]

Serves 25 people.

[TheGuitarHeroHero]

@ardeesonic Or 1 coach.

[xXtolgasavasXx]

that was the closest thing i ever seen

[Zpywzard]

Tank's Head + Spaggeti :D

[Kurplik]

@Zpywzard mmm thats sum good eatin right there

[suomi9691]

Head pwanch

[boludovos]

i will eat it with some good old fashioned cola

[budbudding123456789]

For all those people saying to add a molotov, WE WANT TO COOK IT NOT BURN IT!! That's why I use good ol' incindiary ammo :D

[mbshika66]

BONK!

[Left4DeadRules134]

Frying pan ftw

[AcmeFireMage]

Well... You forgot the flames.

[MrBlake055]

zombies want brains so they can be smart

[Fleskhjerta1]

@MrBlake055

Zombies want living Flesh, since they may think it's Delicious.

Immune Survivors, who can't be infected, are the only ones with clean flesh.

[a1329th]

Heat The tank to 400 degrees with a molotv

[DARKNIGHT9091]

its better to throw molotof

[here4good]

i think this is one of them dished best served cold.

lol

[frebels]

It's never a good plan to boomer bile a tank.

[AWildLynx]

First glaze with a light coat of bile, and then cook at 1337 degrees fernheit with a nice toasty molotov. Remember to insert lots of lead into your tank, or it'll end up bland and boring. Finally, tenderize with a cooking instrument of your choice and serve up RHINO!

[Mloenkaugm]

Now atleast the tank knows how's it feel to be beaten into shit.

[TheHeadcrabFarmer]

ARGH, you're good at L4D2 too, if you're pwning people in bad company 2 too i'm going to freak out!

[zombiesrule0]

dude this was like, the first aceivment i got

[GomeSuy]

Cook slowly with a Molotov, add a dash of boomer bile, a sprinke of bullets, and then hit mildly with the frying pan, and serve up dead.

Enjoy your Tank Burger!

[tigerspartan06]

@GomeSuy they should make that an achievement

[Ultron2k]

cooking requires FIRE!!! :D

[yoshi1325]

also burn it 20 seconds :D

[holy963214785]

hes using a gamepad =.=

[forstail]

this is not xbox360 version idiots.

[oopsy444]

no fucking dip!

[Sylvester7099]

@forstail I wonder how blind can someone be? I mean they can't look at the fucking GUI (the weapon bar on the right) in the xbox version it looks different shaped by the buttons to switch + it has a flashlight icon.

[budbudding123456789]

@oopsy444

this is not the Xbox version, retard.

[MegaMiniluigi]

LOLZZZZ

[Mister86Productions]

BONK!

[jollyholly]

lol frying pan...

[budbudding123456789]

How to cook the tank:

Add a dash of boomer bile

Add some bullets

Add some more bullets

Add a few more bullets

Add 1,000 more bullets

Hit with fying pan

[acidjoker21]

then burn it dont forget to burn it

[Sayain50]

@acidjoker21 burn it fuck that....its cook the tank not burn it XD

[MrBlake055]

@budbudding123456789 dont forget to and 10000000 more bullets

[Soapers123]

@budbudding123456789 no no, beat with frying pan till' tinder then mildly cinder with molotov w/boomerbile for flavor :D

[budbudding123456789]

@Soapers123 Pfft, we want to COOK it, not burn it! Forget molotovs, INCENDIARY AMMO FTW!

[Soapers123]

@budbudding123456789 good idea, ill add it to my Tank recipe

[Templarofsteel18]

@budbudding123456789 you forgot finish of with some good old molotov cocktail :P

[O1toolsteel]

/watch?v=WfOH2YdDooI#t=05m28s

:D

[ThelastShichibukai]

Steriods steak!

[xXxAfroman85xXx]

Thats how u cook a tank with a sde of smoker!!! XD

[WoodenZigzagoon]

And that how you tenderise a tank steak.

[oxShirinuixo]

This is what I call gourmet cooking. ;D

[Lonelyhowl]

Frying pan FTW!

[rockers39]

how did u get a speak box? plz tell me :D

[pvtspartan]

0:50 BONK!!

[pokemanic11]

GROSS RAW TANK

[StoreWar1]

@pokemanic11 It's actually tasty.:D

[ClearBlood54]

BURGER TANK

[GustavoMorph22]

You forgot to cook it with molotovs

[ruslan4eg007]

OMG ive imagined what will happen if ul throw boomer pile in tank and witch who will win? i think witch

[BoyluvWOW]

Man your cooking!

[frogz2007]

now here is how to really do it throw a molotov at him for crispy taste and then a bile bomb then a good fying pan hit and serve it!

[jamesaw07]

before the frying pan

"Add bullets for good taste"

[johnnyAFIRE]

OM NOM NOMNOM NOM OM NOM tank is delicious

[k750i123]

how do you enable the box that shows what the characters say?

[TrainInMyButt]

Audio - Subtitles - Full captions.

[frogz2007]

now put spitter goo for the beverage or i like to call it mountain goo!

[MrAsianRocks]

nick*

[MrAsianRocks]

i am going to bonk some head with this >:)

said nike

[DastardProduction]

[Clang!]

[Destoffeldv]

im like throw molly run like hell for an minute or 2 and U HAS MEAL (get it? instead of mail?)

[nrothmeier]

@Destoffeldv Hi, should i get Left for Dead 2, or Halo: ODST? Which game has better graphics, funner gameplay, and more hours of gameplay? Thanks in advanced.

[Destoffeldv]

left 4 dead 2

[fishaman010]

if you're getting it for the 360, i reccoment halo 3 odst, the game itself is adequate at best but it comes with the halo 3 multiplayer map pack which provides more replayability than l4d2 imo

[TheFeuerWithin]

Yeah, right. :|

[Coldkill2001]

Teh smoker looks diffeent on TF2

[twisterfield651]

jaaratteee

[regeneration95]

yum! Tank Burger!

[0grilo0]

ur are one hell of a lucky guy

[DJevilmoney]

mmmm tank flambay

[nickyofdadudes]

yummy...tank burger!

[marcelldabest]

i hate when tanks run after you backwards

it makes me feel lyk he gonna do a 1 hit backflip bodyslam or sumthing

[wetowels]

wow this is retarted....

[natazer]

i hate getting hoarded when you're running from a tank

[ironmadion55]

imagine the tank on steroids O.O

[kungfurox1]

i think the tank is already on steroids i guess he used shared needles to get infected XD AIDSSSS

[Phillip1410]

lolol

[emeraldthechao174]

@ironmadion55

Maybe the tank was a steroid addicted body builder before he got infected

[MrMulti101]

i love to play versus then the whole team goes melee on the tank

[Cornbinks]

What was that chest-pounding thing he does at :35? Is... he taunting us?!

[MrToast4dinner]

wtf i couldent beat it with sword but frying pan

[MysteriousTeen]

L4D3 shud be in alaska!!!

:D

[justin900]

yeah and the tank is like in wintercoat thatll be cool

[MysteriousTeen]

@justin900 ya lol!

[mokaza40]

no or sarah palin will eat us and holy shit thats gona give me nightmares thank you

[MysteriousTeen]

@mokaza40 omg sarah palin-has a seizure-

heres my lawsuit bill tyvm XD

[Ninji5]

BONK

[whopper1209]

just some hot sauce and its done ;P

[ryusm92]

it tastes much better if you roast it on direct flame :P

[heartspanda]

huh?

[SilenceOfTheDream]

survivors recruiting zombies :P smart

[FischiPiSti]

The frying pan is seriously OP, i downed a tank with 2 hits :D (Normal diff)

[Fredeawon]

whats the damage for the melee weapons?

[grimreaper123457]

lemme just say

BAM!

[derek9394]

Hunter look like beggar this time

[Mdude667]

hes mexican now, whadda expect?

[derek9394]

Hope the directors do not set the L4d 3 in Hawaii.

To get prounce by someone with swimming suit is so gay..........lol

[teedonster]

lol fight amongst yourselves