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  • Mike Teevee-"Man overboard!"

  • 2:58 That little German boy is getting one hell of a chocolate enema.

  • Dount jusst standd dere, DO SAMFIN!!!

    Help? ...Police?, murder??

  • It's Willy Wonka's Death Factory!

  • Augustus german or something?

  • "Augustus, come back!" He can't. -_-

  • 3:13 did Augustus fart?

  • CAN IT YOU NIT!

  • help! police! murder

  • I used to freak out when I was little when Augustus Gloop gets sucked up that tube.

  • Augustus Gloop taking chocolate. Not like a German to take something that isn't their's. The chocolate in the river looks more like sewage though. Probably smells like after Augustus plopped in!

  • hey please upload the real movie please! why can you upload this thing but not the whole movie! or at least tell me on youtube where can i fully watch it i mean the link please!!

  • A parallel could be drawn between 0:34-1:30 and WKUK's European History: 1769

  • I think when he fell in...he got so scared...that some of the choclate wasnt choclate.

  • "it's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate!" Gayest Quote Ever

  • "Ive never seen a person with an orange face before!"

    Soo I guess Jersey Shore didn't exist back then? XD

  • Obviously his mortal sin of gluttony cost him, but does anyone else think that Augustus was actually a good kid? He seemed genuinely kind to the other children.

  • @JosiahPlummer1988

    he probably was...but you cant be fat and greedy in Willy wonka's chocolate factory...simple

  • @BUDOKAIultimate3 lol guess i can't go in the factory...

  • Look at Mike Teevee's face when Wonka says that Augustus is liable to get poured into the boiler. XD

  • And then 30 years later Augustus Gloop became dictator of North Korea (on December 19, 2011) under the pseudonym "Kim Jong-un!" :-D

  • help, police, murder

  • Well it looks like Augustus...

    (puts glasses on)

    ...was literally shot up.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Willy Wonka: [unenthusiastically] 'Help. Police, Murder.'

  • I don't think that's how a gun works Grandpa Joe.

  • Look at Mrs. Gloops face when Augustus is in the pipe, IS SHE ORGASMING?

  • 9 people went to marshmallow room

  • I could watch this anytime!!!!on that note..all questions must b submitted in writing!

  • to many wonka bars!

  • This really bothered me watching this as a young child, because it was not clear if the kid would survive the whole ordeal. I thought in all likeliness, he would been killed by the pressure! Even if the kid was a brat, I don't think he deserved to die.

  • In the song, when the Oompa Loompas sing "What are you at...", the word "Where" pops up on the screen.

  • 3:01 Augustus's mother is showing no signs of concern for her trapped little boy..... looks more like she's getting turned on by the whole event and having an orgasm! lmao. check it out.... keep your eyes fixed on her at all times!

  • Health and Safety and Department of Immigration would have a field day shutting down Wonka!! Illegal Oompa Loopah labour on the cheap, contaminated chocolate, lack of PPE in various rooms except for the Wonkavision studio and a decidedly dodgy lift :-D

  • Doompa Dee Doo. :D

  • believe it or not, my middle school vice principle was an oompa loompa in this movie, he was one of the tv room oompa loompas

  • @masterofdarkness4533 - Epic. Did he tell you what being on the set with Wilder was like? :D

  • @breaksystembse idk it was in the announcements when my school was doing a play

  • I always knew Mrs. Gloop was feeling the pressure building up @3:01!

  • @MrFlix1983 i noticed that too! hahahaha

  • its mixing my chocolate its actually turning my chocolate. now days that quote would come off as sexual

  • new gay insult of the day; "chocolate churner".

  • That kid is such a little asshole. Contaminating the chocolate river like that.

  • The original troll

  • Lol he just stands there and doesn't give a crap.

    "Help. Police. Murder."

  • 1:58-3:22 is, believe it or not, exactly what came to my mind when I was at the Golden Corral in Chicago's west suburban Bolingbrook the other night and saw their Chocolate Wonderfall fountain.

  • "Help ,Police,Murder! "LOL HILARIOUS!

  • Remember when he ate the mic? LMAO, you fat hoe, you! Man, this is my favorite childhood movie.

  • our school is doing a production on this in December and im Augustus :D and its not gonna be naff its gonna be really decorated as were a high school :) (Just thought id say)

  • 3:01

    Jizz face on the right. 

  • Suck on this Deep Roy!

  • one of the reasons gene is better than jonny as willy wonka is because he actually REMEBERS the kids' names

  • I Don't Like The Look Of It! 4:20

  • Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory Part 5/11

  • This movie used to scare the shit out of me as a kid.

  • We all know of a fat kid like this

  • @siaosiaochin lol i'm one of those fat kids!

  • @sandydanders lol yeah you fatty

  • @siaosiaochin lol that's me...the random fat kid on youtube

  • @siaosiaochin i think i should stay away from chocolate rivers lol or i'm gonna get stuck in the pipe!

  • @sandydanders Yes you should!

  • @siaosiaochin lol i can't even swim because of my weight, so there's no way i'm fitting in a pipe of any size...

  • @sandydanders You need some exercise you little fat kid :D

  • @siaosiaochin why? i like eating whatever i want....my friends actually nicknamed me augustus because i look like him...the newer one not this one

  • @sandydanders Yes you can eat whatever you want but you have to stay healthy! I eat whatever i want too and i'm not even close to overweight. Mate, exercise and keep fit. Don't give up on yourself ;)

  • @siaosiaochin to late i already have....besides, i don't care how i look...i like being big!

  • A dummy made up to look like actor Michael Bollner (Augustus Gloop) was used for the scene where Augustus gets stuck in the pipe. Specifically during the long shots of the guests watching him from across the river and when he eventually shoots up the pipe. This is actually referenced in the audio commentary on the DVD/BluRay. A picture of the dummy can even be seen in the 'Cast/Crew' section on the 30th Anniversary DVD of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

  • For some reason this scared the hell out of me as a kid

  • In this one, Willy Wonka kind of pushed him in, kind of.

  • The remake is Ok, but this... *_*

  • @Bakke95 I don't recall there ever being a remake.

    And no, I have not forgotten the Tim Burton version.

  • There's a lil' gook who is makin' a Willy Wonka custom 1/6th scale figure, and he's fucking good. His english is shit, but the lil' slant can surely sculpt his dirty lil' Asian figures off. Check it out here: sideshowcollectors

  • I wish they had at least kept the whistle used to call the oompa loompas in the remake.

  • He can't swim!

    No better time to learn LMAO

  • BEST MUSIC MADE OUT OF THE OOMPA LOOMPA'S THEME / BG - LISTEN 2 / SEARCH IT ! WONT REGRET IT

  • Did Mike Teavee say "man overboard" when Augustus fell into the river?

  • It's funny, it seems Willy Wonka is very calm when bad things happen to the kids

  • 2:14 Agustus clearly jumps in the river. Willy Wonka did not make him fall in by hitting his feet.

    Look at the "goofs" entry for this film to find out more details

  • When Violet was yelling at Veruca, I always thought she said "can't you knit?"

  • There's an "of" needing to be between the words "made" and "plastic".

  • Which movie do you like better?

    Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

    or

    Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.

    I like Willy Wonka better because of Gene Wilder, he funny. But the Tim Burton version, it's weird. I mean, they made Johnny Depp look like he was made plastic or someting. Buton has problems like that. I mean, did you see Alice in Wonderland? Depp looked like Ronald McDonald on Crack.

  • Snozzwangers? Vermisious k-nids? What kind of rubish is that?

    I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted it writing.

  • This is basically Disney land.

    Ah, don't jump in the river. it's artificial. you will drown. help. him.

    ah, don't unbuckle your seatbelt on the higest peak of a rollercoaster to wave to your friend. you will fall. oh.

    Don't walk on the railroad track to sneak in for free. oh, and the reason the guards are waving is because THERE IS A FUCKING HIGH SPEED TRAIN COMING YOUR WAY AND ITS TIME TO JUMP DOWN, PEANUT BRAIN.

  • "the suspence is terrible...I hope It will last." anybody else think wonka has been kept up a little too long in that chocalte factory?

  • @motrinman19 Yeah. If he finds kids falling into chocolate rivers, blowing up into giant blueberries, falling down a chute that leads to a furnace, and being shrunk down to almost nothing entertaining, he clearly needs to get out more! And you know, I HAVE always wondered just what he did to amuse himself when he was shut up in the factory for so long (then again, do we really want to know?!)!

  • @SuperSimmerGal LMAO

  • wangdoodles? hornswogglers? snozzwangers?

    what is this some creepy porno?

  • Was anyone else creeped out by the fact that charlie asked his grandpa how a bullet comes out of a gun?

  • Ew, that chocolate looks disgusting.

  • The "chocalete" river looks like my toliet after my dad takes a dump.

  • "ive never seen anybody with an orange face before"

    watch jersey shore

  • damn you wangdoodle!!!

  • LOOKS TO ME THEY HAVE THEIR QUADRICEPS CUT OFF COMLETELY AND ATTACHED LEGS TO BOTTOM OF TORSO!

  • I like how everyone watches this movie without ever acknowledging how the chocolate in the chocolate river doesn't really look like chocolate.

    Its like we all just accept it and go with it. You know what I mean?

  • He can't swim!

    I wonder why.....!

  • Augustus sweetheart save some room for later!!

  • Socket font. So 1970's.

  • Does this come with a backwards edition?

  • "Can it you nitt" haahaha

  • "my chocolate! my beautiful chocolate!" *augustus drowning*

  • Augustus should have yelled "Fire!" when he fell into the chocolate.

    Because nobody would come and rescue him if he started yelling "Chocolate!"

    Lolly doo dum, lolly doo dum day.

  • *Agustus' drowning* "my chocolate! my beautiful chocolate!

  • 3:28

  • The suspense is terrible.. I hope it will last.

    Gene Wilder is amazing :)

  • Ich liebe frau Gloop

  • Tim Buton's Oopa Loompas looked like a bunch of creepy Mexican guys. O.O

  • GRINGOTTS GOBLIN!!!!!!!!

  • "Dive in save him" LMAO

  • He'll be turned into marshmallows in 5 seconds! "Impossible my dear lady, that's absurd. Unthinkable!" Why? "Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the Fudge room."

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  • Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room! LOL XD

  • how did Willy Wonka not get the shit sued outta him for multiple instances of negligence

  • help..police..murder XD hahaha. willy wonka is my hero!! <3 <3 i wish i could marry that guy <3

  • this suspense is terrible :D hope it'll last

  • call a plumber!

  • I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. 

  • Help! He can't svim!

    There's no better time to learn. HA!

  • Help. Police. Murder.

  • Can it, you nit!

  • MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

  • "I never saw anybody with an orange face before."

    If only they had Jersey Shore in the 70's.

  • @elijahhandley But you must admit, Johnny's very dedicated. If he read this comment, he'd fix that immediately :D

  • @elijahhandley Johnny Depp was trying to be funny? He just creeped the hell out of me during that whole movie.

    How about that...

  • It's like Homer Simpson going into the Mud turning into Bigfoot.

  • Gene Wilder is the Best Wonka!

  • @bb6fan91 Yep.

  • we are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams

  • Lol I've never noticed how much of a dick Willy is until now

  • 3:30

  • After watching the Tim Burton version, this old one looks chessy and low budget.

  • @cutegirl00179 it was shot in 1970 man. No CGI, and all the other tech was miles behind what we have now. That's why it's shot like a play, on sound stages and with demonstrative acting. Film has changed significantly since then, several times. EFX were mostly paint, papier mache, and a high degree of suspension of disbelief.

  • @cutegirl00179

    dude it was made in the 70s. what the hell did you expect?

  • @cutegirl00179 and I love it so much more for that missy. Gen Wilder Fa LIFe!!!!

  • @cutegirl00179 and I love it so much more for that missy. Gene Wilder Fa LIFe!!!!

  • "The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts." LOL!

  • at 3:14 look closely augustus's a dummy in the pipe

  • CAN IT YOU NIT!!!!!!

  • "CAN IT, YOU NIT!"

  • DO SOMETHING!!!

    Help. Police. Murder.

    XD

  • CAN IT! YOU NIT!

  • its oompa loompa now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Violet Says Can It You Nit

  • Salt: "But DADDY I WANT IT NOW!

    Beauregard: " SHUT UP YOU NIT!. lol.

  • mike teevee is so cute in this willy wonka! :)

    we jus did willy wonka jr. play at my middle school tonight & also tomarrow night it was great! stage creew lmaaoo best part righht?

  • Chumba Woomba, gobble dee goo, life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true. Chumba Woomba gobble dee gee, when your poor legs are as stiff as a tree. What do you do when you're stuck in a chair? Finding it hard to go up and down stairs. What do you think of the one you call god? Isn't his absence slight-ly-odd? Maybe he's forgotten you!

    Chumba Wumba, gobble dee gorse, count yourself lucky you're not a horse. They would turn you into dog food. Oompa, chumba, wumba, gobble dee gorse

  • I subscribe!

  • looks like poop and press 3, he looks like he is pooping in the pipe 3:13

  • looks like poop and press 3

  • looks like poop

  • After watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, I have reached the conclusion that Wonka is a future incarnation of The Doctor.

    "The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."

  • Help. Police.  Murder.

  • Willy Wonka totally pushed him in.

  • "help, police, murder" lmao wonka doesnt care

  • hahahaha i always loved violet! :D

  • 8 people don't like chocolate

  • "Help. Police. Murder."

  • Gene Wilder is the biggest badass ever.

  • Ok this is a totally good thing caus agustust disrved it

  • "Looks like hes drowning"

  • Vermicious knids were amorphous evil creatures that invaded the space hotel in Dahl's sequel novel Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.

  • The dirty water was actually dirty water, and the poor actor of Augustus Gloop had to swim in it and it was very cold where they were shooting.

  • @276Smiley Not true! it was actually chocolate ice cream mixed with 150,000 gallons of water! that actually went rancid. so it would of stunk! so not nice to be in id imagine.

  • Wangdoodles... LOL!!!

  • "I'm sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing"...

  • I never seen anyone with an orange face before...

    go to New Jersey

  • @recon500 or watch John Boehner on HD tv

  • LOL! so hilarous!

  • I love how calm and nonchallant Wonka is durring the whole movie

  • @TimCampbellMusic ''whole movie''??? YOU GET NOTHING, SIR!

  • Help. Police. Murder.

  • Mr Salt- I've never saw anybody with an orange face before. My reply to that is come to my school and one glass at the yr11 popular girls and you see more orange than a satsuma has on it

  • Okay is it weird that I'm strangely attracted to Augustus Gloop in this movie? Ah, I'm a sucker for German boys. XD

  • Help. Police. Murder.

  • "The suspense is terrible."

    "I hope it lasts."

    LMFAO THAT IS SO EPIC

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  • In the original British version of Roald Dahl's novel, the Oompa Loompas were a type of African pygmy with chocolate brown skin. The movie producers bent over backwards to be politicially correct, and had Wonka rescue them from oppression in a deliberately fictitious land. They though orange skin and green hair could not be associated with any real human race. They changed the movie title because "Charlie" was black slang for a white person.